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Something's Burning S2 E11: Robert Kelly and Mike Calta Love A Good Tampa Cuban (Sandwich) 

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Something's Burning S2 E11: Today on Something' Burning, I'm joined by my #4 and #12 best friends, Bobby Kelly and Mike Calta, for some Cuban sandwiches and locker room talk.
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FRIED PLANTAINS
- Ripe plantains
- Vegetable oil
- Salt
1. Slice plantains at an angle into 1/2 inch pieces
2. Sprinkle plantains with salt
3. Heat vegetable oil on medium low; cook plantains for 7 minutes each side
4. Drain plantains on a paper towel before serving
AVOCADO SAUCE
- Avocado
- Sour cream
- Garlic
- Lime juice
- Cilantro
- Chili powder
- Salt and pepper
1. Dice Avocados; place all ingredients in food processor and process on high until smooth
GARLIC AIOLI
- Mayonnaise
- Minced garlic
- Lemon Juice
- Salt and pepper
SPICY MAYO
- Mayonnaise
- Hot sauce
- Minced garlic
- Lime juice
- Cajun seasoning
CUBAN SANDWICH
- Bread
- Mustard
- Mayo
- Swiss cheese
- Dill pickles
- Ham
- Pulled pork
- Salami
- Butter
1. Spread mustard and mayo on both sides of bread. Add cheese to both sides
2. Add ham, pork, salami, and pickles to one side, then close sandwich
3. Heat skillet and season with butter
4. Toast sandwich on both sides, pressing down with another pan
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@chaselepard
@chaselepard Год назад
Im so happy that Bert gets to hang out with his best friend and his best friend's best friend.
@AgendaInMind
@AgendaInMind Год назад
Can he go one single episode without talking about the Fear Campaign? Live your life, bro!
@SalaciousBCrumb-md3lk
@SalaciousBCrumb-md3lk Год назад
Who's Bert?
@dnice7200
@dnice7200 Год назад
@@SalaciousBCrumb-md3lk you mean Burnt Chrysler?
@bambus_ross
@bambus_ross Год назад
Bert licking his fingers while making a sandwich for other people was too much 😂
@granttabisreviews7696
@granttabisreviews7696 Год назад
It's hard to watch
@AAAFate
@AAAFate Год назад
At this point it's a feature of the show. I wonder how often they cut around it. Some episodes have been very aggressive with the finger licking.
@bambus_ross
@bambus_ross Год назад
As a cook, it's especially hard to watch 🤣.
@KeysToTheCastleMusic
@KeysToTheCastleMusic Год назад
I was thinking the same thing lol
@JasonMMoreno
@JasonMMoreno Год назад
and then he also rubbed his nose before putting on the second layer of cheese
@odeivonimajneb
@odeivonimajneb Год назад
"Why do I have to confirm your misery?" "Cus you're my friend" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@LetsBeClear87
@LetsBeClear87 Год назад
12th best friend
@DUCEDUCEVA
@DUCEDUCEVA Год назад
Bert is literally how we expected Chunk from the Goonies to grow up and be famous!
@prundonmcavoy7155
@prundonmcavoy7155 Год назад
Good fucking call!
@capitalg6703
@capitalg6703 Год назад
He's actually a lawyer for Hollwood actors now.
@prundonmcavoy7155
@prundonmcavoy7155 Год назад
@@capitalg6703 Seeing his appearance now is quite a strong contrast to Bert, too 😆
@NA86737
@NA86737 Год назад
I Always expected Chunk to bed dead by 18
@MiguelMartinez-el1le
@MiguelMartinez-el1le Год назад
Damn lol
@Cyxz666
@Cyxz666 Год назад
Watching Bobby's face while Bert cooks is a show in itself
@jordanmercier3616
@jordanmercier3616 Год назад
So annoyed, it's like a dad watching his kid cook and really trying not to tell him how to do it.
@Multimedia_Magic
@Multimedia_Magic Год назад
Every episode is loaded with little looks and tells from the guests as they watch Bart dropping shit, licking his fingers. I love that moment when they realize he's going to actually cook and make them eat the food.
@nothankyou9268
@nothankyou9268 Год назад
😂
@corbin8930
@corbin8930 Год назад
Mike couldn’t take his eyes off Bert’s hands the entire show
@TheManFromOregon
@TheManFromOregon Год назад
Bobby is a gem! One of the most under appreciated comics by fans.
@cavemanvi
@cavemanvi Год назад
Bobby is the most closeted man in the universe and it comes out when he grabs a plantain. Lmaooooo
@kentonjbradford
@kentonjbradford Год назад
A true comic's comic
@weegeesworld69
@weegeesworld69 Год назад
Bobby is so greatly under rated!!! Bobby is to comedy what prince is to music, they become what they do. Bobby is funny all the time, he is comedy
@vladimirgreene1516
@vladimirgreene1516 Год назад
Came here to watch Kelly judge Bert every step of the way 🤣
@austezygotKUSH
@austezygotKUSH Год назад
BRENTS SMACKING IS ALMOST INTOLERABLE THIS EPISODE OMGGGGGG
@ryken_
@ryken_ Год назад
Bert laughing and pointing the knife at his guests haunts my dreams
@D-MiX_Music
@D-MiX_Music Год назад
Bert and Robert are 2 amazing comics and may they continue to inspire through laughter and joy for as long as possible!!! 😊
@joef1299
@joef1299 Год назад
Berts an “amazing comic”? Uhhh. Amazing personality maybe.
@rustknuckleirongut8107
@rustknuckleirongut8107 Год назад
Brilliantly underhanded
@spencerdunn6933
@spencerdunn6933 Год назад
It's crazy that Bert's hygienic practices around food bother me significantly less than his condiment distribution.
@travishenderson9635
@travishenderson9635 Год назад
I go pretty heavy with mustard and that was SO much lmao. I'd maybe do half that
@jonathand827
@jonathand827 Год назад
He licked his fingers as he was putting the toppings wtf 😅
@applejacks8160
@applejacks8160 Год назад
Bart “BAMMING!” hot oil was probably the best thing ive seen so far, as a Chef of 20 years… Rivaled only to Dan and Big Jay asking how Apple Fritters could be “Burned and Raw” and the same time. Also, production stepping in and removing a pan of hot oil was a good move👌
@danicalaureeolson
@danicalaureeolson Год назад
Bobby kills me. Just the quick always on defence but absolutely hilarious.
@charleyhansen4866
@charleyhansen4866 Год назад
Bobby looks amazing so glad he's going to live longer
@davidpatriot1082
@davidpatriot1082 Год назад
these men are not only blessed for their careers and success, but for their friendships truly blessed men
@paulfernandez1486
@paulfernandez1486 Год назад
Cowheads face as he watches Bert lick his fingers while putting the cheese on the bread 😂 😂
@cliveowen334
@cliveowen334 Год назад
These two together with Bert is amazing. It's not guests coming over, it's literally his friends!
@justinclewis86
@justinclewis86 Год назад
GODDAMN I love how much love Bert constantly shows love to Tampa. Been following him since he was in clubs, hometown proud!
@PearlDrumsHead
@PearlDrumsHead Год назад
Bobby Kelly is ALWAYS a great guest on any pod he goes on 👏🏻 Love ya buds
@cagney187
@cagney187 Год назад
8 1 3 in the house!!! Love ya, Bert! I always loved the drunken call in to Calta from the random airports you were at. Bobby basically lives here which is great for comedy. La Segunda has the best Cubans. Helps when you invented the 🍞
@hunterchewning5432
@hunterchewning5432 Год назад
THANK YOU! La Segunda is the best by far
@dylanramirez7274
@dylanramirez7274 Год назад
moreno bakery in brandon is really good too
@HeyRooster42
@HeyRooster42 Год назад
"You were sucking his finger?!" Is probably Bert's best improv on the internet. My man.
@andrewwhite1305
@andrewwhite1305 Год назад
"You were sucking his finger?" Great line!
@amarlow7
@amarlow7 Год назад
I've been loving Bobby's tour of podcast with the West Coast bunch, I was a huge O&A fan till it just became drama and cruel. I always felt for Bobby when he was on there because the teasing was funny and then it just got sad. So to see Bobby with guys like Bert, Santino and Tom makes me happy the sweet boy is getting some love from everyone.
@robertmatthewson7381
@robertmatthewson7381 Год назад
As a Tampa native I'm proud Bert put this out gasparilla week like a real og
@cwbintn8949
@cwbintn8949 Год назад
''Are you wiping your hands with butter? that's the fattest thing I've ever seen anyone do'' I love Bobby Kelly lmao
@lunaluvsya
@lunaluvsya Год назад
Bert is the ONLY person I can listen to eat and talk on a pod. I'm a bit baffled but I think its cause he makes the same amount of mouth noises when he is not eating 💜 Peace and love 💜🙋‍♀️
@juice2620
@juice2620 Год назад
So many people insult Bert's cooking and drink making ability but once they try it they are usually sold. I believe in you Bert.
@newhot2011rapmusic
@newhot2011rapmusic Год назад
Lick your fingers while making someone else food see what their reaction would be
@taylorbond5442
@taylorbond5442 Год назад
We all know that Robert Kelly is too good! I've heard of Mike Calta as I'm a big fan of Brent, but I haven't been been exposed to him before. His sense of humor is very understated and clever as hell!
@weegeesworld69
@weegeesworld69 Год назад
I am absolutely thrilled that this show is back, Bert you sir have thee best cooking show I have ever watched, all of your guests are top shelf, and the way you interact with them is so entertaining!!! I was literally laughing so hard at you 3 in this episode I was crying, hilarious!!! please never stop doing this show!!!
@operatoncreation6396
@operatoncreation6396 Год назад
when i see a new episode drop. just smiles. love you brat.
@jasonyano
@jasonyano Год назад
Didn’t think I would like this one as much as the others but turned out to be one of the best. You can tell they are all such good friends. Now I gotta get the pay wall action.
@clamsoup
@clamsoup Год назад
"Are you wiping your hands with butter?" Bobby win.
@MrSpunkyflunky
@MrSpunkyflunky Год назад
OMG I love seeing Bobby on the back of his heels with his friends calling him out
@markc9978
@markc9978 Год назад
Bert licking his fingers and then continuing to place cheese on the bread hurts my soul😂😂😂
@jjam1633
@jjam1633 Год назад
Who would eat anything Bert cooks disgusts me. Love the show, but damn....
@Phogramo
@Phogramo Год назад
He cooks and eats like an entitled child lmfao
@mike54996
@mike54996 Год назад
To be fair, his alcohol level was probably .25, so maybe the germs died?!
@markc9978
@markc9978 Год назад
@@mike54996 hahaha didn't think of that
@AgendaInMind
@AgendaInMind Год назад
If you can't catch cancer, you can't catch anything else.
@mauricebeltcher8764
@mauricebeltcher8764 Год назад
1:11:02 😂
@MikeRotch24
@MikeRotch24 Год назад
🤣
@thefatyakker5181
@thefatyakker5181 Год назад
OMG!!!! I am so happy that you have Mike on!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
@Probably_tryna_sleep
@Probably_tryna_sleep Год назад
Spanish is going to be so sad because he wasn't there, Galvin is going to go on about how funny he would have been lol.
@guessulagged3400
@guessulagged3400 8 месяцев назад
This is my favorite episode I had no idea who these 2 were going in but the chemistry of just 3 best friends made this one great. They almost just walked off to his backyard without even ending the show like they forgot the cameras were there
@thargro13
@thargro13 Год назад
I need more of the "old gay couple" Calta and Kelly
@briancavigliano8310
@briancavigliano8310 Год назад
Episode was amazing , love seeing all 3
@philiplack1297
@philiplack1297 Год назад
Shoutout to West Tampa Sandwich Shop, they are the ones who put honey on their cubans, they are incredible.
@heatheverett
@heatheverett Год назад
21:36 "You can't BAM hot oil, dude!" LMAO, Goddamnit Bobby is the best!
@mkwilson38
@mkwilson38 Год назад
Bobby Kelly’s ep’s with Rick on TYSO are great! So glad to see him here too!
@imrisqix6402
@imrisqix6402 Год назад
best one I’ve seen yet this and the Delia and Bobby one are tied 😂😂😂
@WeekendUpdate7
@WeekendUpdate7 Год назад
Love to see Bobby making the rounds on all of the podcasts. Seems like the weight-loss has been for the best.
@curbmuncher
@curbmuncher Год назад
Apparently he's dying or really sick.
@tomz5704
@tomz5704 Год назад
I liked him better when he could have been an island
@WeekendUpdate7
@WeekendUpdate7 Год назад
@@curbmuncher Stop lol
@RustOnWindows
@RustOnWindows Год назад
this is why this show is great 21:39
@Moshtatoes
@Moshtatoes Год назад
i've been excited to get off work to watch this episode!
@michaelsweet3256
@michaelsweet3256 Год назад
I would love to hangout with Bart for an afternoon and drink. What a blast!
@jamesmartinez4536
@jamesmartinez4536 Год назад
Calta! God I love his radio show. YOu can tell this isnt his typical forum and hes nervous which is weird to see. But thoroughly enjoyed it :) Thanks Bert!
@roberthickman4
@roberthickman4 Год назад
This might be one of the best episodes
@acar2995
@acar2995 Год назад
Man this is gonna be great 102.5 the bones one and only mike calta and Robert Kelly
@Charles.Eveleno3
@Charles.Eveleno3 Год назад
Hahaha......
@gassgames
@gassgames Год назад
Banger Episode 🤘🤘
@acecamacho8778
@acecamacho8778 Год назад
Best episode yet!
@HempKnight2112
@HempKnight2112 Год назад
Numero uno has the best plantains
@swiftdog49er51
@swiftdog49er51 Год назад
Please bring Bobby Kelly back again. Ask him very controversial questions because when he gets going I love his accent coming out😅🎉😂❤
@michellefoster8551
@michellefoster8551 Год назад
M&g Cuban Cafe on Ulmerton Rd. has the best Cubans in my opinion. And Bert you know us Tampa folks don't put honey on our Cubans.. But I'd try anything once 😂
@chazballetti4855
@chazballetti4855 Год назад
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssss Queen!!!!! ❤❤❤
@alexanderdavid8441
@alexanderdavid8441 Год назад
awesome!!!
@notajedi4046
@notajedi4046 Год назад
Bob is the only individual that makes Bart seem like an adult
@anneboostrom2810
@anneboostrom2810 Год назад
Banger!
@blackiowa
@blackiowa Год назад
Never knew about either of these guys and I'm so glad I watched this. Hilarious!
@bobbyh5617
@bobbyh5617 Год назад
Lol Burnt licking his fingers while making the sandwich. 😂
@artfire007
@artfire007 Год назад
I love that moment in each episode when Bert describes the dish and his mouth waters so bad it interrupts his speech pattern.
@chadclements4464
@chadclements4464 Год назад
Been waiting for this lol
@schuylerdunn-flanagan1867
@schuylerdunn-flanagan1867 Год назад
best ad reads ever - bert is SO toasty LOL
@jayleno2192
@jayleno2192 Год назад
24:28 lmao, I've had the same thing happen to me with eyeglasses. I got my prescription checked once while hungover and it was wildly different from my normal prescription. I didn't even bother buying new glasses with the new prescription because I knew they wouldn't be good.
@ThedeadlyOG
@ThedeadlyOG Год назад
Also I think Bobby is the comic Bert always refers to when he has stories of comics being mean to him hahah just watch how he reacts every time Bobby jabs him
@gfeast4518
@gfeast4518 Год назад
Hope to see you in Tampa here soon, grew up listening to 102.5 the bone, my favorite rock/metal station until they stopped playing music 😢 even saw mikes band at a Def lepperd show haha
@macalewesp4082
@macalewesp4082 Год назад
The faces Bobby is making when he's busting ass is killing me.
@tompeacock6674
@tompeacock6674 Год назад
Truly best friends arguing like they married 😂😂😂😂
@jasminecarlsson2566
@jasminecarlsson2566 Год назад
Best cooking show ever 👋👋😍
@boman9313
@boman9313 Год назад
Went to Boston a few years ago and seen Robert Kelly and a Red Sox game. Best time ever in Boston. Got to see him again he’s F’n hilarious and I gotta see you as well Bert
@UnTiltedN10
@UnTiltedN10 Год назад
Good job Bert! Glad it was really good!
@andyhoms2001
@andyhoms2001 Год назад
Bert and Cowhead are 2 of my favorite home town guys. I live in the Los Angeles area, but lived in Tampa for a lot of years.
@redrooster8218
@redrooster8218 Год назад
As a fellow Florida native growing up in the 813/727 the BEST Cuban sandwich in Florida comes from M&G CAFE2 on Ulmerton in Largo. In February go see Papi and get a Cuban sandwich and some perfect mufongo
@McD0n4lds._.W1f1
@McD0n4lds._.W1f1 Год назад
The way he cut the bread EVERYtime😂 And it’s the wrong kind of knife lol
@bluecollar825
@bluecollar825 Год назад
Tasered in the taint for Cheap Trick tickets is insanely aggressive lol
@alexwheeler5446
@alexwheeler5446 Год назад
Best episode ever.
@JackieRipperLives
@JackieRipperLives Год назад
FANTASTIC!!
@BPH55
@BPH55 Год назад
Something is burning. And it’s usually Burt. 😂
@Spacecruizer203
@Spacecruizer203 Год назад
Such a good show 👏👏
@jayjason2517
@jayjason2517 Год назад
When Bert says I work out but don't want to look skinny and Mike replied, "Mission Accomplished". 😂
@Charles.Eveleno3
@Charles.Eveleno3 Год назад
Bring up Bubba the love sponge...Joe Rogan loves Bubba.
@dannyzuko7182
@dannyzuko7182 Год назад
Nobody knows who cowhead is without Bubba. youtube.com/@TheBubbaArmy
@Charles.Eveleno3
@Charles.Eveleno3 Год назад
@@dannyzuko7182 damn str8...cowhead leaked the hogan $ex tape .....bring that up
@dannyzuko7182
@dannyzuko7182 Год назад
@@Charles.Eveleno3 For real. Then he gets Bubba's job. Bubba is so much better and bigger than Cowhead. Bert is from Tampa and never mentions Bubba. Odd. Ron and Ron were the next best radio in Tampa.
@nicholaskrancher2693
@nicholaskrancher2693 Год назад
@@Charles.Eveleno3 no he didn;t. Spice did. You don;t know wtf you're talking about
@Charles.Eveleno3
@Charles.Eveleno3 Год назад
@Nicholas Krancher Spice stole it...and gave it to Don Buckwald, Caltas agent, you dipshit
@elonbust2421
@elonbust2421 Год назад
Love bert kreischer
@Drainslime
@Drainslime Год назад
The second best Somethings burning iv seen
@jesseapostolos885
@jesseapostolos885 Год назад
HAHAHAHA. THIS IS CRAZY, I made it onto something’s burning!!! Thank you so much. I hope I get you to sign my book a third time #alaskaguy
@ericgriebel3595
@ericgriebel3595 Год назад
When Bobby said, " your gonna want to kiss me, when you put that in your mouth" I was rolling
@johnnyballgame3765
@johnnyballgame3765 Год назад
49:17 when Brock kicks his fingers and proceeds to continue making the Cuban!! LMAO. Mike Calta def noticed. 😂
@mikestory2891
@mikestory2891 Год назад
Great group of 3 Bert
@coloradowebnerd
@coloradowebnerd Год назад
Bobby is looking great! Looking really healthy.
@dirtperson4221slash2
@dirtperson4221slash2 Год назад
.. That's the fastest thing I've ever seen. Bob got me with that one
@andrewwhite1305
@andrewwhite1305 Год назад
Another good one.
@fatguyonthc
@fatguyonthc Год назад
I grew up in St. Pete and would kill for a real Cuban sandwich. There’s a few places around Portland that try but it’s just not the same.
@TheUnholyPosole
@TheUnholyPosole Год назад
...gross, you live in Portland?
@aquascapegoat2725
@aquascapegoat2725 Год назад
It's the bread man! A good sandwich is about all I miss of Pinellas though
@NokSuKow31
@NokSuKow31 Год назад
The zoom on the pour was perfect
@Burnie66
@Burnie66 Год назад
Word Burt!
@joshbarker76
@joshbarker76 Год назад
Bert- “I think I put too many in here” also Bert, throws all of the rest of them in for the second batch
@Cliporis
@Cliporis Год назад
This looks absolutely delicious
@raysnhell89
@raysnhell89 Год назад
Love ya Bert I've never had honey on a cuban sandwich but I'll try it. Love for 813 /Nye Park ❤️
@jeremyfielding4446
@jeremyfielding4446 Год назад
West Tampa Sandwich shop...has the "Obama" Love watching the ultra real friends hang. And ...the lack of a real Cuban loaf was pitiful.
@je__.
@je__. 10 месяцев назад
😂😂😂 great episode
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