He's lucky enough to have all those Pokemon, but even luckier to actually have a father - most trainers don't even have those! edit: 35k likes aint bad.. 🍷💰
@@HobGungan just a question though, what does the percentage of one being "animalistic" have to do with the fact that it'll be gay if he's a male and you're a male?
The funny part about Pokémon design is that the three Pokémon in this video can be a female despite their masculine appearance, and one of them doesn't even have a (canonical/true) gender.
@@kyototomokui6676 I think Mew, the lake trio, Groudon and Dialga are the only ones that has a gender if you're apply the PMD lore here, with Mew being either a boy or a girl depending on what gender you interpret your partner in PMD4 as.
@@gallifreyangoldenfox859 nope. Only Machop has a tail and it is lost when it evolves into machoke. So after first evolution it's pretty much just a guy.
machoke's head is far from a man shape which is why people pointed out the man trio for it as if it was especially bad because their heads, while deformed, are unmistakingly human
Machoke looks like an concerned wife, like her kid just said he shit the bed. Rillaboom looks like they're silently placing a curse on the Dad. Incineroar looks like they're about to say "Your son calls me Daddy too."
@@Redsongay I feel like there’s other more obvious size and legal issues that can be pointed out. There’s no way to describe what’s happening without it being disgusting 😰
He's not concerned that his son is gay. He's concerned that is son is engaged in bestiality. Imagine the maladapted incel implications in the Pokemon world, of not forming bonds with people because they can "get it" with an animal equivalent.
@@StillNotMarble FUN FACT : IT IS CANON THAT A LOT OF TRAINERS (SPECIFICALLY IN THE PAST) FELL IN LOVE WITH THEIR POKEMON. IN THE PAST, PEOPLE MARRIED THEIR POKEMON. LIKE ACTUALLY. THIS IS CANON FROM DIAMOND & PEARL. Note that people now don't do that anymore (at least i think... And hope) so.. Edit : it isn't from black&white 2 it was from diamond&pearl. Sorry for the misinformation
I find it funny that the undertone is the sons gay cause he’s got all the masculine and buff Pokémon, yet judging by the scene they were just cuddling lol 😂, the kid literally can’t move he’s trapped between the muscles
Their expressions tho. Machoke is “why are you interrupting our buff cuddles?” Incineroar is “is there a problem?” And rillaboom is like “I’m not leaving.”
@@internetguy7319 A long time ago, before the pandemic, I heard an unholy story of an anomaly, a savior, who rode into the confines of discord wearing a furry profile ID, legend had it that he identified himself as straight.... He he was respected and revered for being the only example of such a mythical species, they say, that he left the discord and was never seen again... They still say that if you join a group with only 3 furry members and repeat his forbidden nick 3 times with the theme in clear discord mode, it will be invoked to tell you the truths.... Legends exist by images, images exist by stories
We also have to realize 3 of the 4 pokemon showed have excellent OU history. Thunderus alone was enough to get thunder wave and paralysis nerf, grassy surge rillaboom is a great revenge killer, and u-turn intimidate incineroar is probably only second to landorus in terms of intimidate pokemon.
Thunderous got so much more nerfed lol Twave accuracy nerf Full para is less likely Speed is half reduction instead of 1/4th Can’t para electric types Prankster doesn’t work on dark types Swagger is not as accurate Thanks Ray Rizzo LOL Hurting yourself in confusion is less likely
Funny thing is that this could be completely innocent despite what it looks like. Most of those start out cute, small, and cuddly looking but they might still want to cuddle after evolving if they got used to being held when they were small.
@@yeetuszilla1663 Thundurus starts out looking like a grown man with a tail that looks like a sex toy, no pre-evolution. So yeah, that one would be kinda sus.
@@readysetgameover9977 Sure, I'd still catch it. I'm just saying I'd have a couple questions if I saw someone cuddling or sleeping with one. The other three seem more like those large dogs that'll try to climb in someone's lap despite being too big because they were allowed to do it as a puppy.
His dad to his mom: "he was under the blankets with his pokemon again" His mom: "hes clearly just scared of the dark and is using strong muscular pokemon to make himself feel safe. It will blow over"
I don't know if I should be terrified of this guy, or in awe for the fact that: - he's confident enough to do that stuff without locking his door - his bed's solid enough for that kind of thing - he's doing it with three beefcakes simultaneously - he won the heart of friggin' Thundurus (and got him into the use of toys). Seems the Pokemons find a Trainer a catch for a change.
This is literally one of my favorite Pokémon comics because i GENUINELY can't tell whether or not the kid is aware of the theme that each of his Pokémon has with each other.
I appreciate that he has a machoke and not a machamp because of trade evolutions, you can tell he has an emotional bond to his pokemon so he wouldnt trade them, so wholesome
Bro stfu and stop leaving hate comments, take a shower and maybe you’ll stop smelling like aged cheddar and pennies, maybe you’ll even get friends, but for now leave people alone on the internet
The best part is that judging by their faces the pokemon are not only fine with this but they are liking it because they looked upset that the dad interrupted, whatever they were doing.
@@RustyUNITB we usually just have had our player (a child) as comparasion, so we always thought that pokemon like machoke and charizard are enormous and bigger than any human, when in reality plenty of regular people would be taller than them, this became even more apparent with 3D models on the overworld
You can actually get 2 in galar. You get rillaboom and if you find 100 digletts you get a starter (funny enough litten is one of them) but it correlates to your starter but he could have asked for litten
@@mertensiam3384Maybe he's evolved them (except the genie of course) becauee he's trying to get to the Pokémon Leauge, or maybe he's trying to make a team that'll be liked by Pokémon performers.
I love how if the Father says he’s only been catching these types of Pokémon recently, it means that he never had a Litten or a Grookey, he literally just caught these 2 while they were running around and is now cuddling with them
@@shugo5130It was definitely just cuddling. The bed was inert, non moving. The "haha tail looks weird" joke is just a joke, since it's the width of the dude's torso and clean. You see what you want to see.
And then after tucking them both in, he goes over to his bed and gets in with his wife, who had just finished kissing goodnight her Gothitelle and Kazakhstangar
to be fair, machoke's head bone/skull structure looks almost nothing like a man. other than that, *maybe* the weird "scars" on machoke's arm look off, but overall, dude's just a jacked up man.
@@Xalerdane As someone who doesn't play Pokémon a lot, I thought those were weirdly placed gills. But now you're telling me that those *aren't* weirdly placed gills and Machoke just works out so much that he's quite literally ripped? Christ, thanks for the clarification.
@@perhapsclem872 Yeah, Machoke’s thing is that its muscles got so powerful when it evolved that they started tearing through its skin and would’ve ripped Machoke apart the moment they started flexing were it not for the special belt it now wears.
He’s trying to make his son not down bad for these mon, but it’s only making me realize how many of them are extremely homoerotic. Ya’ll are trying to go after Lopunny when Rillaboom’s burly ass is sitting right there.
Okey tienes relaciones con un tigre de dos metros un gorila que incluso por accidente podra aplastarte la mandíbula y un luchador que con sus abrazos te podría dejas Cuadriplejico pero capturas un dios del relanpago que puede hacer tormentas y generas caos total ,,,enserio
