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Sorcery!: Khare Katastrophes 

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Orb-it. For that just ZAP!-ped sinking feeling. Run. Choose. Fall. Orb-it.
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@bbbbbbb51
@bbbbbbb51 Год назад
"Why am I doing so little damage?" This psychopath asks as he beats a beggar to death.
@TerranPersoid725
@TerranPersoid725 Год назад
Jerma’s a good reader. It makes these sorts of games more fun to watch, on top of all his normal eccentricities.
@khamilleonne7176
@khamilleonne7176 Год назад
Not even just his reading; you can tell how into it he is. It makes the experience all the more immersive.
@sekri0940
@sekri0940 Год назад
Finally, another jerma audiobook for work
@Francoberry
@Francoberry Год назад
Are there any other VODs you recommend for mainly listening to? Would be interested in more plays like this
@pipdog9929
@pipdog9929 Год назад
@@Francoberry Highly recommend the Heroes of Might & Magic III Streams; The Kensi, Majesty, Diablo II, Seaman, and Oblivion streams are great too.
@prodical1972
@prodical1972 Год назад
@@Francoberry AI dungeon and talk to transformer are great for just listening
@JayGamesNL
@JayGamesNL Год назад
Never thought of it that way :O
@TheMitPitt
@TheMitPitt Год назад
@@Francoberry Sam and Max, Lifeline, Outer Wilds, Nancy Drew, Slime rancher, Fable, MS-DOS games, Binding of Isaac, Undertale
@k4rz43
@k4rz43 Год назад
_As you enter the city, you notice a sign that says: "Welcome to Kharé - This place sucks."_
@Kernwadi
@Kernwadi Год назад
Own a sword for manor defence, since that's what the Magna Carta intended. Four heathens break into my cottage. "What in the Lord's name?" As I grab my aventail bascinet and windlass arbalest. Punch a bolt through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Throw a pot of naft at the second man and miss entirely since it's a hand thrown grenade in the dark and burns down the neighbour's harvest causing them to starve in the winter. I have to resort to the pot of boiling oil at the top of the hay loft "Deus Lo Vult!" The boiling oil completely drenches two men and cause them to scream in agony and writhe on the ground, racked with incomprehensible pain. The screams of pain frightens horses in nearby stables. Draw sword and charge the last terrified infidel. He bleeds out with no one to assist him since this is Feudal Europe and nobody gives a shit. Just as the Magna Carta intended.
@bece00
@bece00 Год назад
Chuck Mcgill moment
@zacattak4837
@zacattak4837 Год назад
I like your funny words magic man.
@chinggiskhanvevo6589
@chinggiskhanvevo6589 Год назад
very close, replace oil with quicklime and it's spot on
@mannmctrash
@mannmctrash Год назад
Good job throwing that naft you heathen. Embers from your neighbour's farm just set your whole Motte and Bailey alight! You've gone from a wooden castle to ashes. And you call yourself a Lord!
@chinggiskhanvevo6589
@chinggiskhanvevo6589 Год назад
@@mannmctrash wooden castle post magna carta??? some lord
@thevocatiousunspeakables709
That ZAP literally was conjured from the depths of twitch chat and possessed jerma, allowing the voices to take control. What a psycho...
@JayQuilson
@JayQuilson Год назад
I figured it out: Jerma playing this game while arguing with chat just turns the game into Fantasy Disco Elysium. I'm here and enjoying every minute.
@TheActionAsk
@TheActionAsk Год назад
At this rate Jerma is gonna re-make the whole game just so he can have the orb, guy just wants it so bad
@kodikline8112
@kodikline8112 6 месяцев назад
I played the series a few years ago, i had the exact same reaction.
@Aercoh
@Aercoh Год назад
no one tell him you can actually buy gas station weed in the state over
@2ndJerma
@2ndJerma Год назад
shhhh
@pockpock6382
@pockpock6382 Год назад
This was my absolute favourite series of Jerma. Almost as good as the Signal Sim series of Joel.
@houndoomdude2
@houndoomdude2 Год назад
both of the series you mentioned are good because it's really fun to watch someone play something they really earnestly enjoy!
@kurt7937
@kurt7937 Год назад
0:24 Jenna’s mask slips and he turns into a Minecraft chicken. Terrifying.
@flipwonderland
@flipwonderland Год назад
absolutely horrific. also jenna lol
@hr_game9517
@hr_game9517 Год назад
Can Jerma actually record an audio book doing his different voices, he is pretty good at it. I'd pay him.
@yesno1550
@yesno1550 Год назад
he's absolutely cracked at this little dice game tho
@BranKnewSailor
@BranKnewSailor Год назад
I have no idea how he does so good. I played this game and had to play against the first guy literally ten times before I could beat him
@Jemmie69
@Jemmie69 Год назад
I think it's one of those games that you're either a natural at, or really struggle with. I went out and bought a bunch of dice so that I could play it with my friends and family, me and my dad are the only 2 that are good at it and it just came to us after playing only a couple times, meanwhile my friends can't seem to get it very well. It's a really fun way to pass some time though.
@astro6009
@astro6009 Год назад
It's basically just blackjack with dice. There's a hard mathematical limit to how likely something can be. Jerma's a gambling fiend, so of course he took to it well.
@Chillerll
@Chillerll Год назад
It's literllay not that difficult. All you have to understand is that bluffing is king, The AI almost never bluffs and the AI almost never expects you to bluff. If you have a feeling on how far you can push it with bluffing you basically win 9 out of 10 games easily.
@SirWinnigton
@SirWinnigton Год назад
​@@BranKnewSailorI struggled real hard at first before I learned that the AI always believes your first bet so long as you don't claim there's more than 4 of a die then the AI will think that you've got something you don't then when you claim what you really do it calls your bluff and loses. Works almost every time least in Khare
@cito7288
@cito7288 Год назад
The editor is really testing their luck with the Spongebob clip at the start
@ReallyNoAlex
@ReallyNoAlex Год назад
Lmao did they cut it out? What was it?
@Mordoras1379
@Mordoras1379 Год назад
@@ReallyNoAlex can't watch for 30 seconds andy
@LardDude32
@LardDude32 Год назад
imagine not just dropping into a confusion-induced ahegao three seconds into a Jerma stream
@DaviddeBergerac
@DaviddeBergerac Год назад
@@LardDude32 you stop that
@15MinuteUpload
@15MinuteUpload Год назад
"This is kind of just how I feel like 40 percent of every day---NOT LIKE THAT NOT LIKE THAT"
@Sprech41
@Sprech41 Год назад
wait, is this out of order? This is the start of the khare chapter, but the last video had us near the end of it
@TheActionAsk
@TheActionAsk Год назад
Yeah for whatever reason the "cash and dash" video takes place immediately after this one
@halcyonnebula221
@halcyonnebula221 Год назад
Once you get to the gate at the end of the city, you get the option to rewind time to go through and look for the spell lines one more time. I think he did that and this is the 2nd time
@TheActionAsk
@TheActionAsk Год назад
@@halcyonnebula221 No, because you permanently lose stamina every time it happens. This video ends with him just about to enter the gambling area with 28 gold, and the previous video started with him entering it with the same amount
@YoYo-em5sf
@YoYo-em5sf Год назад
I can’t get over the oblivion orc voice he just pulls out at 38:07
@snooddagg9278
@snooddagg9278 Год назад
Yay time to get high
@voslaarum2930
@voslaarum2930 Год назад
Good idea
@bernardopicorelli2369
@bernardopicorelli2369 Год назад
exactly im lighting one up rn
@MadMax0417
@MadMax0417 Год назад
Crack time 😊
@lonnieleebrick6884
@lonnieleebrick6884 Год назад
Lol
@toothmello
@toothmello Год назад
Thanks snood dagg, very cool
@vodka2724
@vodka2724 Год назад
My mum heard me watch this and asked me what Audiobook I was listening to. Shes now watching jermas full playlist of Sorcery! now
@someonefromsomewhere1009
@someonefromsomewhere1009 Год назад
Crystal orb bit was incredible
@darkmatters3644
@darkmatters3644 Год назад
I really wish he would pick this up again
@AppliedGats
@AppliedGats Год назад
You should hit this dude on tele gram
@TheHepplewhite
@TheHepplewhite Год назад
Bro you won!!! Gratz ^^^ im jealous
@doctorsam9200
@doctorsam9200 Год назад
Giveaway winner andy
@gamblerofrats
@gamblerofrats Год назад
Congratulations on the win! Now you can frag like Jerma985 with your new Razer Deathadder™ + Gaming PC combo!
@MathewWithOne_T
@MathewWithOne_T Год назад
Did he not finish this playthrough?
@scribeslendy595
@scribeslendy595 Год назад
Maybe it's all the gas station weed, but I have some sort of old person radar. No matter where I go in life, i always manage find them and befriend them like Pokémon, they always have the most entertaining stories.
@bread3050
@bread3050 Год назад
2:59:20 the reason you're able to dump the pot on the guard's head is because the guard is a red-eye. Even if you run him through, he can wheel around and take you out with his fire-vision.
@Kernwadi
@Kernwadi Год назад
"Oxygen is subjective." -Bilbo Baggins
@TheScavv
@TheScavv Год назад
I wish Jerma finished this playthrough ; - ;
@wateriswet9301
@wateriswet9301 Год назад
I got 3 hours till my next class, time to listen to funny magic man
@Crazybean2012
@Crazybean2012 Год назад
What is going on with Jerma uploads recently? Deadly Night getting reuploaded for hours? This video coming out AFTER the last sorcery vid even though it takes place before it?
@RoryRamshot
@RoryRamshot 5 месяцев назад
For all whom may or may not know. You drift slightly to sleep. You hear Jerma, slowly your muscles loosem. And everything ended being just fine, wake up saying Aint no way, go back to bed. Thanks Jerma
@uberfighter962
@uberfighter962 Год назад
Why did the editors upload the episodes out of order?
@TylerH258
@TylerH258 Год назад
Thank you editor
@TroutBoneless
@TroutBoneless Год назад
"yeah i can read ya fortune, pull my finger" jerma looking for spells to cast on the fortune teller better end up in the best of the year, im in pain
@thisperson345
@thisperson345 Год назад
Listening to Jerma play anything is absolute peak background sound
@820_anemone
@820_anemone Год назад
he still never did act 3 and 4 in this playthrough 😔
@RyujinRoninReach
@RyujinRoninReach Год назад
Love jerma playing on gas station fuel
@yinakiyama
@yinakiyama Год назад
Wasn’t expecting a 3 hour vid from Jerma
@pi20p
@pi20p Год назад
perfect video to pull my exposed nerve to
@notascientist709
@notascientist709 Год назад
@telegrandjerma09WTF Jeremy Robertson I will be sure to take this prize A$AP Rocky
@thelegalsystem
@thelegalsystem Год назад
What a buffet of content
@doifhg
@doifhg Год назад
46:37 whoever the survivor was you better start running, he's coming for you now
@Crabs4B
@Crabs4B Год назад
isnt this at a completely different place then where the last sorcery video ended?
@Dryadal
@Dryadal Год назад
It seems they're uploaded out of order, this should come before the last video
@bbluva20
@bbluva20 Год назад
These Sorcery videos can’t come fast enough.
@CarlMakesVideos
@CarlMakesVideos Год назад
Still waiting for that swindlestones twitch meta.
@TroutBoneless
@TroutBoneless Год назад
every time i leave jerma vods on while i fall asleep, i wake up and hes gambling again
@KonkeyDongkey
@KonkeyDongkey Год назад
He promised he would play more
@forealdo25
@forealdo25 Год назад
Am I crazy, or is all this footage from before the footage in Cash and Dash?
@davidaston0
@davidaston0 Год назад
I think it is yea
@MusashiW-ec2yn
@MusashiW-ec2yn Год назад
i love that the werewolf was scared off by a bunch of random metal clanging dumb antics, just like wolves in real life haha. then the lil goblin charges after it fleeing into the woods
@gremlinman9724
@gremlinman9724 Год назад
fuck yeah ive been waiting for another one of these
@gentlyusedpencil213
@gentlyusedpencil213 Год назад
Gotta be careful of that weedplant, it's a gateway to many other plants.
@thebadegg8937
@thebadegg8937 Год назад
A small detail I like is that the crippled noble, from the abandoned mansion, used magic to make his stairs handicap accessible.
@TroutBoneless
@TroutBoneless Год назад
Woulda been great if casting Magic Protection made the magical fire in the fireplace turn into real fire and he died
@ValerieFrizzle
@ValerieFrizzle Год назад
0:50 Oh boy is he in for a surprise if he ever stops at a circle k in Florida 😂
@zaksaturday1693
@zaksaturday1693 Год назад
If you tire of the orb antics, vodwatchers skip to 1:38:15
@Redwin34
@Redwin34 Год назад
It was so funny, no matter what he does it somehow ends up smashing into smaller and smaller pieces.
@GreenEyedDazzler
@GreenEyedDazzler Год назад
100,000 pieces??
@bugglemagnum6213
@bugglemagnum6213 Год назад
"you cant sell weed at a gas station" has this man never been to america?
@ZeldaBlade
@ZeldaBlade Год назад
I was watching schlatt videos at 1AM and took a little nap and a few hours later it was 4AM and I woke up to this
@krakenwarrior3237
@krakenwarrior3237 Год назад
More Sorcery! lets go
@rs99523
@rs99523 Год назад
Listened to this while i wrote my college entrance essay, thanks for the audiobook jermy 🤭
@jimmybob154
@jimmybob154 Год назад
Drinking game idea: Take a shot everytime jerma says "I only got two more rewinds."
@dudeskeela
@dudeskeela Год назад
steam is full of these games and Jerma should audiobook ALL of them
@Kernwadi
@Kernwadi Год назад
"Who am I? I forgot..." -Somebody with dementia
@creepypastareader2390
@creepypastareader2390 Год назад
Earliest I've been here I think. Feels weird.
@HendSelp
@HendSelp Год назад
This is so cool I wish jerma was real
@notascientist709
@notascientist709 Год назад
I wish I could torture him in a cargo container for more tjan a year before killing him
@noodle_3644
@noodle_3644 Год назад
I’ve been falling asleep to this video for the past week. I haven’t made it past 5 minutes in.
@brookmekonnen4174
@brookmekonnen4174 Год назад
dont ever smoke the gas station weed jerma
@ballfart6990
@ballfart6990 Год назад
funny magic man does magic for live audience
@treymiddleton8968
@treymiddleton8968 Год назад
ive literally been given weed at a gas station by the cashier
@mothmouse9200
@mothmouse9200 Год назад
this is the graggle simpson of jerma uploads
@beufis6979
@beufis6979 Год назад
Kinda desperate for him to finish this second series
@tobbsthweedman
@tobbsthweedman Год назад
Pretty sure he has, it just hasn't been edited yet
@kswaes
@kswaes Год назад
yessssss more spellsss
@triw5662
@triw5662 Год назад
This was such a fun stream
@noaag
@noaag Год назад
26:35 catboy mode ACTIVATE
@iainpaul9177
@iainpaul9177 Год назад
He called you mids, gas station weed is dirt pratically
@shootingblueyes
@shootingblueyes Год назад
what happened to the scorn video
@Arkhan__
@Arkhan__ Год назад
I have waited years for this
@nomorenames7323
@nomorenames7323 Год назад
I hated Jann so much in Sorcery! 1. Dear god I wanted to drown them.
@matthewboyle2641
@matthewboyle2641 14 дней назад
2:28:03 I thought I missed something because things escalated really quickly here
@Bizzozeron
@Bizzozeron Год назад
jerma is a good reader.
@theoppositeistrue
@theoppositeistrue Год назад
Has Jerma ever done a homestarrunner stream? That would be so good.
@SmoothMaul
@SmoothMaul Год назад
I love how both times he's used YOB have been a complete waste lmao
@i_am_inside_your_home.
@i_am_inside_your_home. Год назад
Hello, Mr. Jerma985. 😈😈 ....Are you High? 🤨
@imBailout
@imBailout Год назад
I forgot to leave an early comment because I loved these streams so much that I wanted to binge this as fast as possible, whoops
@datnibba6697
@datnibba6697 Год назад
He thinks you can't buy weed at gas station, yes it not good but you can
@RatKingDelta
@RatKingDelta Год назад
This video has auto played 10 times for me now I have had no desire to watch it I have had no want or reason Yet RU-vid keeps coming back to it
@lacerda5081
@lacerda5081 Год назад
Is this the first part from the Cash and Dash video?
@Skeletonizer1200
@Skeletonizer1200 Год назад
Lol 3 hours. Editor gave up.
@plasticsquid8914
@plasticsquid8914 Год назад
2:31:30 well that explains why the previous episode's thumbnail was green
@carlll7596
@carlll7596 Год назад
greenma
@hug_bug
@hug_bug Год назад
3:04:00 someone call up the guy who makes mpreg jerma compilations i found a perfect clip of him having weird cravings
@NoahTopper
@NoahTopper Год назад
Why does he even bother sensing danger if he's just gonna go forward anyway?
@asssssssssdawdadw
@asssssssssdawdadw Год назад
sorcery is so much fun, just like nancy drew, jerma should play nancy drew! im sorry
@voltzbohton2574
@voltzbohton2574 Год назад
dude im mad. I was preparing to play DMZ then this video came on and I cant even get through Al Mazrah because my attention keeps going back to video to see what happens next. Help.
@accidentalgenius8252
@accidentalgenius8252 Год назад
Is he ever gonna play BOTW again, I miss him struggling with puzzles
@EpicRKG
@EpicRKG Год назад
Has anyone else realized that he pronounces “else” like “elts”
@dlfhtr-o8x
@dlfhtr-o8x Год назад
SO DOES FUCKING EVERYONE EVER
@TrulySomeone
@TrulySomeone 7 месяцев назад
@@dlfhtr-o8xnah i say it like else
@zonarde
@zonarde Год назад
these types of games r made for jerma i hope wildermyth comes back
@steampunkquak1264
@steampunkquak1264 Год назад
"Posted 13 seconds ago"
@bbbbbbb51
@bbbbbbb51 Год назад
"Posted 3 hours ago"
@korokseed1619
@korokseed1619 Год назад
“Posted 5 months ago”
@GreenEyedDazzler
@GreenEyedDazzler Год назад
Gas station weed is real and just like gas station food I will never try it
@sarahb4683
@sarahb4683 Год назад
“gas station weed” is salvia, a psychedelic that’ll REALLY fuck shit up for ya. salvia nugs look a lot like weed it was legal til the mid 2000s, and was pretty commonly sold at gas stations. Hence, gas station weed love drug history
@softlyshooketh1829
@softlyshooketh1829 Год назад
Heehee germa
@stankytanky69
@stankytanky69 Год назад
jermama
@brokenpedal2083
@brokenpedal2083 Год назад
Jerma PLEASE, i'm BEGGING you please play Disco Elysium
@Reac2
@Reac2 Год назад
It's political commentary and references is a horrible fit for Jerma and would completely go over his head. Even if he didn't stream this game, I think he wouldn't like it
@acasual9923
@acasual9923 Год назад
Ive been trying all day to get to the house where hes in at ~ the 1 hour mark. how the HELL did he get that bamboo flute???? I cant open the fucking door!!!!
@Cye_Pie
@Cye_Pie Месяц назад
to enter the house you must find a man named Lucifer first, after killing him you can enter the house, Idk why they skipped it in this vid, but Jerma found him in the original stream
@chickenfoundation9323
@chickenfoundation9323 Год назад
Wtf happened to Thomas after he went through the gate?
@angryjeep6949
@angryjeep6949 Год назад
why do i have 2 hours of this watched lmao
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