There goes the baker goes the baker goes the baker Originally streamed/recorded on December 15th, 2019. Editor: Holy Mackerel The Third / @holymackerelthethird2478 Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
What kind of dystopian horror has Jerma created here. The concept of a king walking around his kingdom, singing that beauty of the beast, only to be enraged and start screaming "KILL HIM, KILL HIM" mid-song is terrifying
Its incredible how poorly this went on a feudal level. The king immediately ordering a slaughter on his first outing, the players stomping all the crops to death, the king and his envoy encountering players literally fighting over food in the street. Im glad Jerma wasn't born into a dynasty of rulers in medieval Europe.
He somehow created a kingdom where all the citizens have no food no homes and are literally just running around scavenging and trying to assassinate the king, absolutely fucking deranged
that one soldier who risked death creating that golden statue is a real hero. he sacrificed himself to build that so that 50 civilians would not he murdered by their bloodthirsty king
This is unironically one of the best streams he’s ever done. From him randomly bursting out into song, to screaming at innocent bystanders and smiting anyone he sees fit. To the awkward cameramen to the failed assassinations. And also the like 10 people in diamond armor he needs to protect him.
How much did he have to pay the guards to not kill him on sight? Or maybe he hired random people on fiver that have no idea who he is, cuz I just can't believe any jerma fan could be around him for that long without killing him
Still laughing about how at the end of this stream Jerma turned the camera on and he was playing from inside a real abandoned mineshaft in the Nevada desert. Unfortunately it was not fully abandoned and being used by the US military as a nuclear waste burial site. Jerma’s been different ever since.
The whole arc of "Jerma is Tiny" into multiple failed attempts at a trial for John Comcast and then finally a battle arena being built for John to fight to the death which Jerma immediately FALLS INTO AND HAS TO BE RESCUED FROM is one of the best Jerma gag storylines in any of his streams
12:26 Bonjour, bonjour There goes the baker with his tray of bakeries Save of reddit rolls to sell Every morning just the same, every morning just the same Just the morning that we came into this town Oh good day hello, hello there yes how are you No no no, don’t I’m not going out, I’m not going out
"The people are starving and desperately trying to grow crops while the king is killing babies, ordering gold statues and iron bars at the threat of execution for those unwilling to comply and gets assassinated while on a fishing trip." A pretty accurate recreation of a medieval kingdom, all-in-all.
after mulling this over intensely, i think that when he tells people not to delete his bed if they want to assassinate him he must be imagining them killing him in his sleep, meaning that he does not know what a bed in minecraft actually does. Absolutely fascinating
@@GreenEyedDazzler he meant that if you're digging a secret tunnel to assassinate the king, don't go in and steal furniture while you're at it because that's gonna cause suspicion. It's confusing because it wasn't an actual bed, just wool blocks.
Out of all of the things Jerma has done in his many years as a content creator, somehow seeing him play Minecraft and giving expository dialogue whilst running around in third person like a Tuber, is the most disturbing thing of all. Either that or when he fucking killed a guy in real life
@@naranciagaming For the last fucking time. I swear I argue about this shit on r/JermaMeatGrinderHighlights daily with you idiots. It's not RUST! It's clearly just dried blood leftover from the day before. CumGuzzler420 uploaded a detailed breakdown comparing the state of the meatgrinder between each Kill. You can clearly see between the victim #44 and #49 that he does regular maintenance due to his strange obsession with the contraption, he would NEVER let it rust. The dried blood must have some sort of ritualistic significance to him, but currently outside of some wild speculation, no one figured out why he doesn't remove it while doing regular maintenance. Please for the love of god, stop spreading misinformation, Jerma would never put someone into a rusty meatgrinder.
at least he didn't mash sneak and click at the sky while rapidly switching camera perspectives and doing a creepy, overly-high-energy "whats up gamers" intro
7:05 jerma: "i'm a good king, you don't want to get rid of me!" jerma 50 seconds later: "i want these small children to build a golden statue of me in my courtyard with their bare hands within 30 minutes or else i will execute 50 of them"
Before this stream I had doubts that Jerma was actually psychotic But the fact that Jerma said you can't even play MC, expected people to make Towns, then demanded tribute confirmed that he's actually insane
I dont know, all he asks for is their love and worship in exchange for his own love, and dominion; I'm pretty sure multiple billion people would think that perfectly reasonable. Totaly not psychotic; he's an ambitious visionary.
@@internalizedhappyness9774 what can you do? Other than accept your fate I guess? I mean has anybody been able to come up with a way to escape a Jerma if one were to come across a Jerma irl? (you won’t) (he’s not real)
When he started singing the bastard version of the beauty and the beast song, I nearly keeled over Edit: nevermind, it’s the whole stream. The whole stream is the beauty and the beast song
The history books will remember this great quote by King Jerma "My loyal subjects if you could do something for your very very very noble king: I require a gold block statue of my likeness in the middle of the outlined courtyard within the next 30 minutes or I will execute 50 people. I want a gold dick that's representative of my like!" - King Jerma
imagine you're in this server and you're just goofin around and jerma goes 'KILL HIM' and then you ACTUALLY DIE AND CANT COME BACK TO THE SERVER like i would never stop telling the story of the time jerma himself played king and executed me for no reason other than he's roleplaying an evil king LOL
Jerma's gone on to do plenty of streams with higher budgets and bigger premises, but honestly? This is the single funniest show he's ever put on imo. The entire thing is gold.
It's very much on brand that half this video has been muted because Jerma wouldn't stop doing the Beauty and the Beast bit at the start of every sever reset.
please release the source code for the FTK gamemode so we can play this publicly, it's all i've ever wanted. if anyone feels the same show your support
My favorite part is the multiple times where jerma threatened baby's that couldn't do anything to do labor otherwise he would murder a mass amount of people
The most terrifying part of all of this is that Jerma984 comes off as sane compared to Jerma985. And remember, every three years they replace Jerma, so we're coming up on Jerma986 soon.
it fucking kills me how jerma has never once got the timing right on that beauty and the beast song lol; he always starts several beats late #}*{>?}* he truly knows how to turn an average song into a masterpiece 😍😍😍
The fact that Jerma referred to the literal dirt construct shabby shack village his subjects made in the middle of nowhere after running themselves out of his village because of their inability to do anything or even have food to eat because of his incompetence "cool things people did" shows how insane and deranged he is.
>"can one of the guards please show me the way back to the castle?" >1 second passes while jerma takes a sip >jerma's brain is reset >"can we get the music back on so i can jam?" >randomly starts wandering again >impressed by plank modern art 15:09
