Soulja Boy FUNNY MOMENTS (BEST COMPILATION) 

I need money

اتَّكَأ على سَطْح الليْل يَنتظر عُروج النَّهار وَهيمنة الشَّمس.. لَعَلَّها تُنَحّي السَّواد عن ذاته التي أَجْرمت قَبْلَ ساعات.. هي كَرِهتهُ فعلاً.. كَرِهته.. فَمن العاقل الذي يَرْتَكِب مثل حَماقته! هُو حتى لا يستطيع أن يُوَرِّط مَرضه ويتّهمه.. لا دَخَلَ للمرض في ذلك.. لا دَخَلَ للحُمَّى في جُنونه.. هُو مُشَوَّه أَساسًا مُنذُ زَمَن.. مَجْنونٌ قَد فَقَدَ عَقَله مُذ خَنَقته زِنزانة بَرْلين.. وَقَد اتَّخَذَ نَبْضُ قَلْبه طَريقًا عَكْسيًا يَمضي بهِ للموت لا للحياة.. هذا الفِعْل لا يَصْدر من عاقِل.. لا يَصْدر من رَجُل سَليم الروح.. ولا يَصدر من إنسان بذكرياتٍ بَهيجة.. هي بالكاد اعْتادت عليه وبدأت تَخْطو بِحَذرٍ وتَردُّد لحياته لتندمج معه.. للتّو كان مُسْتَبْشِرًا بفتحها للباب وبمُعانقة جَسَدها لحريرٍ أرجواني.. الآن بالتَّأكيد سَتوصِد الباب.. بَل وسَتقفله بالمفتاح.. وسَتُعيد صَبْغ رِمالها بالأَسْود وبغيره من الألوان الكَئيبة.. هُو بَدلَ أن يَقْتَلِعها من أَرض مأساتها المَسْمومة.. سَيدفنها في أَرْض ذاته المفقودة. زَفَرَ ويده تَرتفع إلى رأسه.. مَرَّرَ أصابعه بين خصلات شَعره لمرّات مُتتالية وعَيْناه لَم تَبْرحان باب غُرفته.. مُذ غادرها بعد اعتذاره الرَّكيك لَم يَدخلها.. وهي لم تخرج منها.. لا يدري هل نامت؟ أم أنَّ الصَّدْمة شَلَّت قَدميها؟ أَمَّ أنَّها اسْتَسلمت لإغماءٍ يَفصل وَعْيها عن كُل المشاعر الثَّقيلة التي وَلَّدها الموقف.. هُو حتى لَم ينزل للمَرأب.. كَلَّفَ زملائه بكُل العَمَل بعد أن اعتذر مُتَحَجِّجًا بمرضه الذي شُفي منه تقريبًا.. وكذلك أَجابَ على اتّصال مَدْرَستها.. اضطَّرَ أن يُكَذِّب ويَختلق قِصة مَرض خاصة بملاك منعتها من الذهاب للمَدرسة.. يا إلهي تعقيد تعقيــد أَلقى نفسه فيه بلا تفكير.. وكأَنَّهُ عادَ لنقطة الصفر بعد أن أحرزَ تَقَدُّمًا مَلْحوظًا معها.. أَعاد ظهره بقوَّة للوراء وهُو يَشد خصلاته بكلتا يَديه بقهرٍ من نفسه وعلى نفسه.. لا يُحْسِن أي شيء طبيعي.. لا يُحْسِن سوى ما يُخالف طَبيعة البَشر.. رُوحه لا تألف الرَّاحة.. هي تطردها ما إن تشعر بنسَماتها تُلَوِّح إليها.. اعْتادت على اسْتنشاق القَلق والشُرب من ماء البؤس والضَّجر.. شَخَرَ بِسُخْرية.. يقول لهُ هاينز عامل نفسك كإنسان.. كَيف يُعامَل الجَماد كإنسان.. كَيف! هو حتى لا يصلح لأن يكون حيوان.. فالحيوان ومع أَنَّهُ بَهيمة إلا أَنَّهُ يَملك مشاعر لا يملك هُو رُبعها.. هو خواء.. كائنٌ مُجَوَّف.. جَسَدٌ بالٍ يَنتظرُ المَوْتَ لا أكثر.

This shits Hilarious

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Kam Teezly lmao🤣🤣 yesss

Kam Teezly 🥴🥴

Patronizing at its best

He was like “ooooh shit”

WTHRYS

we cant afford to lose him no cap

@@epixploits7826 we can

@@solol2909 no we cant

@@epixploits7826 we can

@@solol2909 L

On me 😭😭😭😭

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A friend Indeed

brooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Smile...he is my love

🤣 that’s a fact too💯

💀

Thats facts 😂😂😂

I hate to be that guy but it's a huge difference between 400 million and 2.5 million.

😂😂😂😂

Bahahaha

I guess you're kinda right... he'll always be talked about even after he dies. "Draco" will always be that hilarious clown of a rapper that does nothing but lie for years and years to come. His highlights are hilarious and even if his whole thing is just a character at least he'll be known for something right?🤷‍♂️

U sus

el young - tv FDB😆

😂😂😂

Lmao

🤣

My favorite one lol nigga said Kanyeeee

It was funnier then the DRAKEEEE LOL

Shouldn’t be proud of it but it’s FACTS

Mc LBJ I’m sure he doesn’t take credit for the damage akademiks has done to the culture but he did give him a voice by opening the doors

Oh yeah yeah

Really tho?

Too short blew up 4 times

Matthew Mitchell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Juicy J

Matthew Mitchell mase did it too tho, but yea👍🏾

BOW BOW

Hahaha that’s my favourite line from him

proof why souljs is a living legend

Angela yee going "oh my god" fucking killed me she's like "this dude has no brain" 😂😂😂😂

Amor Antasia damn ma gorgeouS aSf😌💚🐍

You wanna juice it?

Press play on my shit. You wont regret it ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-BWrD1lhWBxE.html&feature=share

🤣🤣🤣

yo mah mah

Dramadey

kotokid31 SouljaFlix

U gay

he created Netflix

kotokid31 that mane so funny

*Continues To Scroll On Phone! 😂😂😅😭

Is his name drake or i didnt hear well

@@kevinstana5652 deandre

Joshua Laist Nigga said thT shit confidence lmao

@@kevinstana5652 u gay

Soulja Boy-Turn yo volume down fuck nigga! Bass comes on like a dank meme 😂😂😂

😂😂😂

What song is that

@@gotti.8413 hit my line

I saw this comment once it happened😂

Facts LMAO

🤣🤣🤣

He not lying tho

Tk Kirkland enter the chat

On gawd 😂😂😭

I read your comment the same time he said that 😂😂😂😂

When was this

this killed me XD

DK WAYNE I DIEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD

8:07

MaxP TaughtMe everything he touches is rented

None of Thee above 🤣😂🤣

Did anyone see the footage he made which showed how much he makes every month from the ringtone that he created when he was really young ? I can't remember how much it said on there exactly but it was a monthly income still to that day after like 10 years or something. He is a marketing genius and a big time creator of content accross the board in my opinion. That ringtone was for the first Nokia's that was able to play them 16 bit ringtones.

He is businessman

And my love

Bruh

returd it really did🤣

@@fuxkHATTERS101 and you came out a vagina

Thief

@@gl3youngin473 That's where u came from stupid.

@@princethegawd0975 no shit dumbass you had to ruin it

@Nah GTFOH damn ur weird

@Nah GTFOH who hurt you?🤣

@@neonblackbeast7243 facts🤣🤣

@Nah GTFOH damn but you still here watching 😂😂

😂😂😂😂right haha

He does😈

Absolute fact

ON GAWD😂😂😩🤣

He's funny

Yea and so does all his homeboys hes working with. BIG G's.

Yas Yas ikr😎

All 2019

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-sZkoBNrWzmI.html 😎💯💯💯💯

he created moods

Exactly he should be a whole new mood; Soulja Mood. 🤣

Sally Gomez💀💀

🗣😂😂

Damn lmao I need a time stamp I missed that

@@venomtang 2:00

@@KxnjiLovesGoobies LOL kk thx, I skipped cuz i hate nojump that culture vulture parasite

Is he bipolar though?

He is not bipolar bro you need to look up what bipolar is because this ain't it chief

He has ADHD he isn’t bipolar 😂

Bipolar? Like already diagnosed?

@@kiara198923 he is not bipolar.... bipolar is having extreme highs and extreme lows. Research bro

Just Breathe he IS a comedian

Already was one sadly

I mean hes making millions so...

He’s a modern day renaissance man that hasn’t sold his soul. Maybe more people should go this route instead of praying that they’ll end up on Hollyweird’s “Casting Couch” for crumbs.

No he's not funny lol

No

yeah

Indeed

Floyd was uncomfortable when Draco was talking about beating women..

KEVIN WASUP faxxs he probably like my nigga stop fucking lying man 😂😂😂😭

Checkout The Soulja Boy Interview *MEME EDITION* I just uploaded it on my channel! It's hilarious!

The Yn Bumpin Shii🐏💥 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-BWrD1lhWBxE.html&feature=share

KEVIN WASUP I seen that shit, Floyd thinking why the fuck do I get myself into this shit. I know I’m so rich I’m bored out of my mind.

Sik Vicious 😂😂😂😂

😱😂😂💀👀👀

Nigga shoulders look like bat wings

🤣😂🤣😭😭⚰⚰⚰💀💀💀

LMFAO

😂😂😂😂😂

Jasiel Rosas Almeida TRASH!!

😂😂😂

@Jasiel Rosas Almeida Sound like a discount version of Offset. Trash asf

soundcloud.com/shwavyapollo check out my nigga his shit fire. Don't view my channel just this link

8:00 is hilarious 😂. I can’t lie, 08-2012 I was listening to Soulja. In my defense I was in my early teens at the time😂. I used to watch his RU-vid vlogs too, he’s definitely entertaining. Joe budden and Nore are the same way. Funny without even trying.

😹😩😹

Lol.

Around 6:28

Cause he knows he would get his weak self put down if he didn't stop yelling

Kimberely Dennis I fell out

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Soulja boy would beat the living shit outta mayweather

@@whatwhat5823 Soulja boy is a black belt

Calvin Wolf cause he being real

Easily

Thats cause 69 seemed forced & fake...Big Soulja's attitude is natural af 👍🏾

he created 69

Nope

Factz😂😂😂

u got that shit for lenarr

Mayweather looks like a Komoto Dragon next too Godzookie

he was looking at the fake ass chain lol

Lmaooo otl

Mc LBJ "aint nobody scared of no dam drake"☝🏾💯😂

www.deezer.com/album/83998662

open.spotify.com/track/6o0MpGrav9pjVbfqqpP92w?si=P5WK-j5dRDCuo73qcSXFmg

he created life

juvedamexivan 2.0 them lil 69 shenanigans working🌈😆 its like a new niche now. To troll and create spectacles to promote your brand and music. I mean, issa business🤷🏾‍♂️

Soulja was 69 before 69 was 69

@@937dboy dont ever say 69 shenanigans when speaking on big draco u dummy draco been doing this shit u fucking goofy ass nigga

Key Low Draco been doing 69 since 69 was being conceived 😂 Soulja straight created all this. He son anyone in a heartbeat

juvedamexivan 2.0 your dumb bro

Dean Woodz 💀💀💀💀💀

Dean Woodz 😂😭😭

Lmaoooooooo

This is a best thing about being white. Confronting people by wrongly pronouncing slang.

Why was he even doing that interview

First rapper to ever cook diner for a girl

Nice Xxxtentacion profile pic

😂😭

Kinda🤷🏻‍♀️😹

🤣🤣🤣

He had the same face the whole time, fuck is you talkin bout

Even more funny when he said Chris brown treat me like I'm Rihanna 🤣🤣🤣

He looked at his knuckles to see if they are misshapen. You knock people out... yr knuckles will be pushed back and knarled up

@@justinr1513 who was talking to you bitch?

fav part straight tears! lol

Drake??

TYGA ?!? TYGA??!!??

Supersilvertoon the nigga that got his bitch took ???

Tyyyyygaaa?

Checkout The Soulja Boy Interview *MEME EDITION* I just uploaded it on my channel! It's hilarious!

😂😂😂

savage smh

In the breakfast club it’s looking old

Leighton Rocheleau I fucking lost it 😂😂

I can’t breathe 😂

Leighton Rocheleau when the music drop i was done😭😭😭😭

Fac

Leighton Rocheleau on god i couldn’t breathe

yea, he's from Chicago & MS, then moved to ATL when the original "Crank Dat" was blowing up

I knew i remember Mississippi was in there somewhere.. thought I was trippin

Yo

ASHEEPWITHSWAG [OG] the bass system tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

what's the title tho? 😂

“Nigga I’m not yo daddy nigga. Turn yo speakers down nih” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

He rude

WoodGrain Studios them bitches pointy as hell

Who was he talking about tho

@@jusrayne cell from dbz

😂😂😂

Lmaoo I was tripping on it too

Maybe I'm out of touch...... but why?

Siza Mthembu he is funny me too👍🏾 we can roast each other and other ppl.. is all love❤️

@@937dboy exactly 🤣

Naw you would lol

@@MrAlexthegreat24 how you say all that then say u joking?? Suspect

@@MrAlexthegreat24 nigga what??? but yeah i would lowkey

Best part

Treat me like im Rihanna nigga😂😂

usef haslem 200th like

Lmao

He trying to act like he can tell time

Floyd can spot a fake from a mile away this man got jewelry worth more than most peoples entire heritage

@@jerdariusbrown6955 u don't know shit just what they tell u

Syed Rahman Ok so do you know the truth?

On tha dennis the menace side of the game

🤣🤣🤣🤣

That's probably what they're made of

Girl 😂😭😂😂

I used to talk shit too until I started watching icebox videos on here. That’s really what they sound like when they’re stacked