Forgotten demon that was sealed in the artifact : who dares to summon i , thou shall be destroyed for thoust art traitoreth thousteth privacy , for i harth been jacking off
Greek discoverers: I think they are talking about being reborn and killing babies and destroying the earth Vikings: *bro have u heard that you can eat plants
Leo Mello Actually he's speaking Turkish in second part of Urartu. He's reading a tablet then translating it in Turkish. He's saying "Sardur son of Argisti had a temple done for god Irmusini here."
@@AshtonDragonway I am native Kazakh and Gokturks are our ancectors so I understood what he was saying: Blue Skies (They worshiped to tengri (tanhir)), let us have more grass ( 1) They were nomads, so they needed grass for their cattle. 2) He meant to have more land), let us have more milk (it means to have more food and nutrients).
It's in old Icelandic, and it's from a RU-vid sketch show called Steindinn okkar (I don't speak the language so sorry if I spelled it incorrectly), and it's pretty funny. The sketch in question is translated in the comments on RU-vid so you can understand what they're saying.
@@pranavgundale4961 Because those are obviously not Chinese Letters. They are so far from Chinese Letters that it is Laughable. This is why I hope they are joking.
Egypt: trying to Tell a scary Story Rome: dictators speech Sumer: elderly man Reading a Kids book Aztec:explaining a stupid joke to your mom Greece: teacher getting emotional over the topic Viking: men's product ad Mayan: stresfully mumbling to yourself Hittite: movie plot twist Assyria: stupid joke Akkadian: introducing yourself at the beggining of the school year Achamenid: perfume ad Celts: weird asmr Urartu: news reporter on the crime site Gokturks: drunk homeless man yelling at you
@@AryaTheGermanicyes it's old english. You. In the middle of the tabe Agayns the woven cloths upon the Wal there was a chaire under a Canopy. Ther sat a fair lady to loke upon.
@@majavikman9961 finnish is related Hungarian. Western Old Norse is mostly Icelandic and I wouldn't even consider Norwegian go be close to it. There were other dialects of Old Norse. The closest relatives of the language is Icelandic. The melody they have in the Swedish island of Gotland is also something which have remained practically unchanged since the viking age.
It always baffles me how we consider the Aztecs to be ‘ancient’ despite how recent their upbringing was. To give perspective, Shakespeare was born only around 40 years after the Aztec Empire fell.
in greece the ancient greek language is one of the regular lessons. i thought it was the worst language and also because when you write modern Greek it is a big factor of syntactic errors, but then i learned prolog. i had 3 lessons with prolog, passed it all and still have no idea how the fck this language works. the worst ever. fck this language. :)
@@lule6398 another thing is that i've seen in many movies when they use greek for a text that contains a curse or magic every fckn time for a wierd reason the words are like "Good morning, good night, empty pan in the fridge." ("Καλημέρα, καληνύχτα, άδεια κατσαρόλα στο ψυγείο") wtf is this? 😂
@@vasileiospgr so true it's like those japanese shirts with english words and vice versa "air", "thought", "must" i just can't help but crack up every time i see something like that
I mean, Italian has derived 80%+ of it's vocabulary from Latin, so it wouldn't mean that it is fake. As Italian is the closest language to latin that is still spoken (except Sardinian, which is a dialect)
The accent is not the classical accent but is closer to the Italian accent (even if it is still not this one either). By the phonological « habits » of the talking man, I can easily guess he is french (his way of pronouncing d’s and vowels is clearly french)
hhhhhhh not spell at all i think its a part of Equivalent peasant story, I can recognize some words like rekh nn SW , it means we knew him , and Djed ef means he said
This was almost spooky. There were some interesting similarities between some of the language sounds too. It is rather sad that they are no longer spoken because they are beautiful to hear.
@@MonkeyDIvan They carved them into stone and used a needle to play with it. It didn't look circle shaped though, it was rather a long line on a track. The player, which is a diamond needle in modern vinyl players, was typically a male with very fast running skills sliding the needle over the tracks to produce sound.
@Abidjanaise the whole thing he means that ancient egyptian sounded a lot like semetic languages and that explains the recent dna test for 90 mummies that they're related to the middle east that is very cool
Ancient Hebrew and Ancient Egyptian is very similar. They both used gematria and spoke in sounds that could shape the air when done right in the right place. Very similar, the two are.
Because our modern culture has reduced all of this real, expansive history and ancient cultures into childish, 2-dimensional ideas of how we always portray them now in fantasy stories and games. Obviously it wasn't like that. There wasn't any magic or heroes going on quests (that was as much childish fiction to them in their entertainments as James Bond is to us) and they were real people living real, mundane lives; farming, building, trading, being oppressed, being enslaved, religions being used to control and delude populations, looking after families, struggling with life and death and arguing over politics.
Whoa!! I did not except Viking to sound so much like Dutch! By the way Urartu ancient language stops at 4:38, he goes on to explain it in Turkish at the end
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.- Russell Crowe
@@luigi80 Sebbene tu faccia il classico forse non avrai capito che questa è una sensazione personale e soggettiva(mia). Lungi da me asserire come debba essere la pronuncia in latino dato che non so come sia in realtà quindi una cazzata sarà per te che sei così DOTTO
I can recognize the Assyrian voice anywhere after watching so many of Irving Finkel's videos on RU-vid, but I wish I knew who did the Ancient Egyptian one. That sounded epic.
@ibesweetp2 the words may be legit but the accents could be wrong to some extent. Text can only tell us so much about pronunciation not to mention an accent.
