South Park's Panderverse, Bees Attack, and Biden's Trains | Guest Michael Loftus | Ep 57 

Yo! Been watching Dave since early Crowder days then Dave was killin it there then Crowder hated that. Dave made that show when he co hosted. Quarter B is awesome too. Always thought he deserved a bigger part at Crowder, glad you have you’re own show. Good stuff boys 🤙🏽☮️

Just found this channel idk how I didn't hear about it sooner. I hope the channel gets massive. You guys are awesome 👍

Thank you everyone. this was a great guest. Bring Michael back!

Your best show!! Didn't want it to end. Mike was awesome.

I love Michael, he’s great when he’s on Gutfeld.

I had no idea who this guest was, but damn was he funny and willing to join the fray. Great episode.

30 minutes of bee jokes and I loved every minute of it!

7:25 Dave, you're talking about my favorite Simpsons writer: John Swartzwelder. He wrote my favorite episode Rosebud. He was the only conservative writer for the show. HE'S NOT DEAD. He's 74, living in Seattle. ☕️👍🏻

32:21 that truck driver should've had the same contract negotiator Tony Todd had while filming Candyman. He got an extra $1000 for every time he was stung. Tony was stung 23 times if youre curious.

Fun bee facts. Most of the bees are trucked between crops. The Northern bees are shipped to places in the deep South. Around 80% of all bees are shipped to the Almond crop in California. They are polinating the crop in February then have to be moved or they will die. The entire time they are polinating they have to be fed sugar syrup or they starve. Most honey is made on the North clover crops. Some flowers will produce an excess of nectar but not all. Bees are needed for squash and melons but they need to be fed the whole time. The syrup can be mixed from 2:1 white sugar and water. But it is cheaper and easier to have the sugar company deliver it in tankers. Most white sugar comes from sugar beets in places like Washington, Idaho, and Wisconsin. They don't need polinating by bees, but the bees would die without them.

Dave used to annoy me on Crowder’s show (Sorry Dave, no offense). But he really did grow on me and now I prefer him to Crowder. I don’t even watch Crowder anymore after the video of his and his wife’s argument. That was horrible and I can’t support someone like that. Glad you got out from under that and did your own thing!

South Park went so woke a few years ago, they almost destroyed their own show. They had to skip a year & one season only had 2 episodes. They added a 4th grade gay couple & even made fun of people for asking questions about Epstein. Not to mention, they had a scorching case of TDS. Now, they're using an old YT trend from 2018 to come back? How are people falling for this? I used to love the show, but they aren't exactly anti-woke. They just happen to agree with us on this one. They were shaming people for not masking & vaxing just a couple years ago.

Dave and Alex Stein are the only add reads I don't skip 😂

John Swartzwelder is the former Simpsons writer. An unsung American treasure.

Southpark can go on forever. We are entering the Is idiocracy timeline and the material writes itself.

Normal World has quickly become one of my favorite shows to watch

Guys, make a paywall so I can throw money at ya for more! We need more. Gawsh dang it every Monday I forget and am disappointed. Take my money!

After many, many years of marriage your show has reminded my face what it feels like when it smiles and laughs. #manslaughter.

Dave is a national treasure

what England needs is King Ralph. if you haven't seen that movie go watch it now.

When Dave started to complain about how the Simpsons changed so much and then mentioned the episode where Bart has a smartphone....just hit home. I %100 agree. That's when it started turning me off. I get it that they're trying to stay relevant but no one asked for that shit. Just like how these movies change characters simply based on one person comment/tweet. Lmfao

American comic book artist Dave Stevens did amazing, uncredited storyboard work for “Raiders” which might have more to do with the sophisticated framing than the Berg

This is such a good show! Love Dave's voice.

Alec Baldwin reality show? I think he should give it a shot

Homer singing: "..I AM SO SMART, I AM SO SMART! S.M.R.T. d0h, i mean S.M.A.R.T. !!1.." the old in living colour iz decent ;) heard/read somewhere that 1 voice actor who do book on tapes and dramatize abit when pplz is talking etc.. i belive he could do 156 different accents/unique tweaks... if apu actor can be racist i bet dud with 156 diff. must be able to be WAIZEEEST to every group/race/people/using stereotypez in teh world in a afternoon or smth LULZ

the flintstones had Winston cigarette commercials.

69k subscribers ... Nice. 69 is the funny number

41:35 this is the sequel to Harry and the Hendersons that i never knew i wanted

I loved the way Dave talked as Jason (in the Halloween special) for some reason. If they ever gave Jason a voice I'd want it to be that.

I know how to properly use a forklift and what to do if it's dangerous. First off the should have had 2 people for that big of a package. Second is if someone is in danger you climb up there and help with the load so he doesn't get crushed. That gave me safety anxiety because I could have helped that man. Most people these days don't know how to act in dangerous situations. South Park got it right. " that man's dying". Everyone else. "We're working on it"...

That wasn't even a fork lift. It was just a lift /boom. How sad. I work in a mill & can't find people who know how to properly use a dust mop. I wish I hadn't been listening to David paulides for years so I can enjoy the bigfoot stuff.

Thought you guys would have said Goonies for your favorite Spielberg movie. It's a major contender!

In the future...... The UK is going to have a Cartel of octagenarians running around, selling cgarettes to 60 year olds at ridiculous mark up!

I remember when FX first got the Simpsons on their network, they did a huge marathon for it. I came to see when I re watched those early episodes, you remember a certain thing from every early episode. But when I saw The Simpsons doing West Side Story with the Squad, I just threw my hands up. Granted I've given up long before that but that was the nail in the coffin.

Yet another guest that needs to be made a regular, great conversation

Dave you're getting more thin. Bravo 👏 you the man, Dave. QB, you're awesome too

Spielberg ripped off of Hitchcock in the way he conveys suspense. He said so in a behind the scenes documentary on the making of Jaws.

Not a fan of monarchies, but UK's king does not write laws. Just saying... 😅

Wait; King Charles doesn’t have the power to ban smoking; that’s parliaments job.

I could listen to these three talk movies for hours!

Simpsons should have stopped production when the original writers left and the creator moved his energy into Futurama.

They definitely should make rainfoot

The only thing I hate about this show is that it ends.

Dave is looking THIN. Crazy good job!

This episode brought to you by Laudnem toothpaste and Radium skin lotion. Maintain that healthy glow and carefree attitude that fellas love!

There is a manual valve to lower picker style fork trucks. If the driver is incopacitated.

19:24 No offense. You are wrong. The way he filmed it is called Hitchcockian for a reason.

Damnit boys, don't know the difference from scissor lift and forklift.

Ok, we need a short of Royal Bill Cosby, I was dying laughing in my car on the way to work 🤣

Dave looks like he lost quite a bit of weight. Good for you bro, looking great! I just started to follow this channel after you guys left crowder.

You mean Sam Neil Dave not Elliot . I'm having another beer now.

You cant compare old Dune to the new. They are both amazing and lack a little from each other... oooooohhhhh. True dat.

It IS FANTASTIC! thank you Michael. Normal World is the Fucking Best. Glad to see you here. Bonus. I thought Madd TV and In Living Color were the FUCKING BEST. Born in 79 and the rest of the generations SUCK ASS. nuff said

This was a great show! I am hoping the Bigfoot/Rainman skit comes out!

best intro on youtube

Kathleen Kennedy has never had any contributions to the films her names on. She got the coffee

i have Aspergers autistic and i approve of these jokes about me ! hahahahahaha

😅 its not a forklift.

Isn't the box kids generation supposed to be good at Roblox?

I was the same way as dave...I adored the Simpsons. Raced home to watch it religiously every day, rerun after rerun watching the first 5 or 6 seasons over and over.. I even had Christmas story book as a kid

That was, in fact, Spielberg himself, who did the face rip off scene. I also believe he directed that segment. But the movie was still directed by Tobe Hooper Edit: Spielberg also directed the balcony scene in De Palma's Scarface. He is known to be invited to do a shot, especially for short scenes, without credit.

Please make the Bigfoot sketch and use Matt as Bigfoot

Looking really good Dave we love you!

6:16 The one thing I never see people talk about with The Simpsons is that Homer didn’t do any of that stuff until he got brain damage doing that stunt in one of the early seasons. That was when the over-the-top rage and extreme stupidity started. I hadn’t seen that season before, so rewatching recently, it kinda blew my mind.

That was the VERY BEST Under Tact promo, throughout the Independent News promos for the product!

I would like to be the live studio audience when you're allowed to do that

Its a scissorlift btw, forklifts have...forks

Wormal Norld

I laugh out loud every episode. Keep up the good work

return to normal, can't wait for the Baldwin family tv show where he plays cowboys and indians with his kids, Alec will be the cowboy obviously

Walter made one of the greatest movies ever made. Conan (1st one) is an incredible movie and yes, I'm serious.

Well I work at a Lowes, it's not a forklift, its called a ballymore and is specifically designed for smaller boxes. And they used the wrong machine to bring down that 100 plus pound box of patio furniture, you're supposed to use what they call an order picker. And they didn't know there was an emergency switch to lower it.

That was fun. Great guest. Thanks guys and gal.

True Romance is a classic. I couldn't agree with you guys more. Its one of my all time favorites. What a cast too! Christopher Walken, Dennis Hopper, Christian Slater, Patricia Arquette, Michael Rappaport, Gary Oldman, Brad Pitt, Val Kilmer, Samuel Jackson, James Gandolfini, Saul Rubinek, Chris Penn, Tom Sizemore and Bronson Pinchot. "Coming home in a body bag, great fucking movie"

Just found you guys.im stick and stay. Thanks 😊

This DUDE sounds like Dave...

Guest’s big foot splitting 8s so funny

Sorry Dave. Prayers for the family

HAS DAVE LOST WEIGHT HE'S LOOKING GOOOOOD

Holy balls I laughed my butt off on the Cosby bit!

Hank Azaria put the "simp" in "Simpsons"

You guys are cracking me up 🤣🤣

I found the movie Munich by Spielberg deserves an honorable mention. Especially because of recent events. Keep up the great work, guys. Cheers from Ottawa.

Rainfoot had me rollin'🤣🤣

I LOVE MADD TV............ and youre show is the best show since then.... LOVE IT... Werewolf skit when???

Can someone fill me in? Is this Dave's new thing? Funny stuff!

58:51 bob hoskins was great in Hook

Sweet it's almost time for Normal World the best one hour on RU-vid! 🤟

They're Chesterfields!!!

Jurassic Park is a great book

T Barker is now cursed

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Re: Simpsons/Bart strangled - Biil Burr said starting F Is For Family they were taking it soft & pulling punches, Netflix execs came by and said "He don't hold back, smash the kids around if you want, we can do ANYTHING to animated families! Go nuts!"

I can't wait for the day to come when the word "dick" is replaced with "Dinklage". i.e. "Don't be a Dinklage." or "Wow, what a Dinklage." or "That's a real Dinklage move, bro."

Dave, you always tickle my pants bottoms...and tops.

Dave AHOY!!!!!!!!!!

HEATHER O'ROURKE, Speilburg,True detective sheee

I was so happy when I saw Michael at the beginning of the show! You guys (and gal) are the best!

So i know you guys like ripping Biden (and I enjoy when you do) but the train improvements are desperately needed. They arent just for Amtrak. Freight, Amtrak and multiple short commuter trains use those tracks that are 100+ years old. Much needed for the northeast

Me? I'm a werewolf.