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Dave Landau - Wolf Master - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored 

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As a teenager, Dave Landau winds up in a mental hospital after his sixth arrest, where he finds out that his roommate identifies as a werewolf.
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This Is Not Happening airs Fridays at 12a/11c on Comedy Central.
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@standup
@standup 5 лет назад
Looking for more This Is Not Happening? Check out comedians’ wildest drug stories here: ru-vid.com/group/PLD7nPL1U-R5pl-EsIsmgZTuS0t3Tm6EV8
@justinanosike5447
@justinanosike5447 4 года назад
bring back Ari Shaffir!
@Itsbuckjames
@Itsbuckjames 3 года назад
This guy and his boy Steven crowder spread false information online
@IgnorancEnArrogance
@IgnorancEnArrogance 3 года назад
@@Itsbuckjames Like what? Please provide specific examples so I can do the research myself and be more educated! Crowder is always open about making mistakes and corrects any mistakes during his reporting. So please tell me specific examples of misinformation that hasn't been corrected. Please educate me, I'll be around for the next 50 or 60 years if I'm lucky.
@MacNCheezeWhiz
@MacNCheezeWhiz 3 года назад
@@Itsbuckjames I also have time, I have seen Steven Crowder tell the world plenty when he is wrong. Also it seems to be forgotten he isn’t a journalist he is a comedian. Do you see any late night shows do the same? And I got 30 to 40 years to hear back also
@Itsbuckjames
@Itsbuckjames 3 года назад
@@IgnorancEnArrogance I’m not doing a book report for you if you can’t discern propaganda, right or left, for yourself. How’d that whole stop the steal work out lol
@james_tiberius_kirk73
@james_tiberius_kirk73 3 года назад
So glad he's landed on Louder with Crowder as a regular.
@TheHolyGhost777
@TheHolyGhost777 3 года назад
That's why I'm here. =)
@americansoldier2530
@americansoldier2530 3 года назад
Me too. He's awesome on crowder.
@commonsense7124
@commonsense7124 3 года назад
Same
@p.q2666
@p.q2666 3 года назад
for sure.
@rollmops3113
@rollmops3113 3 года назад
Yup, it's why I'm here too🙂
@KeenKong52
@KeenKong52 3 года назад
Dave is the best addition to Louder With Crowder since The Hodge Twins
@mandocalrissian6454
@mandocalrissian6454 3 года назад
And now he's a permanent member of the crowder family! LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!!!💪🤠🇺🇲
@KeenKong52
@KeenKong52 3 года назад
@@mandocalrissian6454 I was happy to hear that yesterday, Nobody funnier on youtube at this point
@e.jsnumismatics7741
@e.jsnumismatics7741 3 года назад
Ahoy
@Warrior_Stoicist
@Warrior_Stoicist 3 года назад
I hope he stays permanent
@mandocalrissian6454
@mandocalrissian6454 3 года назад
@@KeenKong52 agreed
@topgun2010
@topgun2010 3 года назад
I love how this is a 3 year old clip and all the top comments are about Dave joining Crowder lol
@dylanzrim3635
@dylanzrim3635 2 года назад
Proof that there’s more support for conservatism than the media admits
@Aoekin
@Aoekin 2 года назад
yep lol
@howrylo
@howrylo 2 года назад
Right
@anonymousfella5473
@anonymousfella5473 2 года назад
Algorithms.
@samael4550
@samael4550 2 года назад
@@anonymousfella5473 that’s true, but i’m sure a lot of people found this by searching “dave landau standup” after watching LWC, ik that’s how i first watched. but now i’m back because it was in my recommended so 😂
@shaelisenberg8533
@shaelisenberg8533 3 года назад
Lol who else is here because of Lowder With Crowder?
@daviebroy9174
@daviebroy9174 3 года назад
You know it. Dave's sense of humor is great!
@SaltyWitch
@SaltyWitch 3 года назад
YUP!!! LOVE DAVE @ LwC!!
@goodolearkygal5746
@goodolearkygal5746 3 года назад
Me. Lol. Never heard of Dave before crowder
@Anandraj-lifts
@Anandraj-lifts 3 года назад
Me
@LostWanderer27
@LostWanderer27 3 года назад
Almost everyone
@WolfenYeager
@WolfenYeager 3 года назад
Came to him cause Steven Crowder
@Nelfidion
@Nelfidion 3 года назад
Ditto.
@dalecrisman5597
@dalecrisman5597 3 года назад
Mee too
@kylefoss3019
@kylefoss3019 3 года назад
Same!
@fathersamuel8474
@fathersamuel8474 3 года назад
Yessir!
@Realjerk69
@Realjerk69 3 года назад
Yuup lmao
@oceanbreathessalty9486
@oceanbreathessalty9486 3 года назад
he is hysterical on Louder with Crowder!
@off-meta-michael
@off-meta-michael 3 года назад
I've laughed way more on crowder since he's been on. Even crowder himself is funnier, I like what Dave brings out of him. And it's hilarious when Dave makes crowder just have to push his mic away cuz he's laughing too hard haha
@milessharette3770
@milessharette3770 3 года назад
Yes I think he is a lot more funny as an addition to their show. This routine wasn’t that great tbh
@RSpracticalshooting
@RSpracticalshooting 3 года назад
I want a super cut of all Dave's random comments.
@brve_he4rt29
@brve_he4rt29 3 года назад
Thats why im here lol
@milessharette3770
@milessharette3770 3 года назад
@Clams McGee haha! You’re so right!
@ogamibirdflu5152
@ogamibirdflu5152 3 года назад
This guy is exposing voter fraud and being hilarious at the same time right now, this is exactly what America needs :)
@highpriestofgavinalmightyh1304
@highpriestofgavinalmightyh1304 3 года назад
This is his most under-appreciated work!
@THX-eo9bh
@THX-eo9bh 3 года назад
By exposing voter fraud you mean lying and whining because your side lost
@highpriestofgavinalmightyh1304
@highpriestofgavinalmightyh1304 3 года назад
@@THX-eo9bh What did he lie about? Be very specific, please.
@THX-eo9bh
@THX-eo9bh 3 года назад
Don't want to get into long diatribe. And admittedly I'm more familiar with Crowders positions, But the entire idea "Biden won because voter fraud" is a Republican lie to explain the loss. What has he exposed? Republican judge after Republican judge have thrown out all voter fraud lawsuits for having no merit cause no real evidence exists to support the claim. Expressing an opinion and claiming a coverup why there is no evidence proves nothing. Dave Landau planned 9/11 and the fact the right hasn't mentioned it is proof of a coverup. I guess I just "exposed" him
@highpriestofgavinalmightyh1304
@highpriestofgavinalmightyh1304 3 года назад
@@THX-eo9bh because all you have is the regurgitation of media monopoly talking points you refuse to followup on. You have already demonstrated that you don’t know the difference between dismissal on standing and dismissal on merit. That’s telling. Your inability to describe qualitative and quantitative differences in dismissals, and your reluctance to actually discuss detail don’t give credence to your position. You are also avoiding discussing the cases that are managing to make their way through the courts. Why? In other words, you have no idea what Crowder‘s team did in regard to matching addresses with votes. Nearly all if not all of the addresses that they investigated were not actually occupied by the names given. Many of them were parking lots or industrial park areas. You made a baseless remark, and I’m asking you to actually support it. You can’t. Then we have evidence that Crowder‘s team have covered, but they were not responsible for exposing initially such as the peculiar ballot counting practices by officials in Michigan, Arizona, and Georgia. Footage of State Farm Arena in Atlanta shows that after poll monitors and media were told counting was done, four workers stayed behind to count ballots, at times pulling out “suitcases” containing ballots from underneath desks. Watch full video: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-keANzinHWUA.html" -Another witness reported 506 felons voted illegally and 66,248 underage residents were registered to vote. There were 2,423 voters who were not registered to vote, 1,043 who voted from a post office box address and 10,215 were deceased by the time of the election.- www.wnd.com/2020/12/video-4-boxes-ballots-counted-poll-watchers-leave/ Here are some more suspect instances-by no means all of them: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-0RgC6vohuIs.html ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-IP5i9ykXRR8.html ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-UgAle29mDO0.html ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-b_-zlprOqwA.html ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-S8JK8ju7gUs.html ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-vsaM2sPhl7U.html ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ve5QrNW3gcE.html ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-n4_evzp-aFg.html You should welcome a thorough investigation, and not simply the dismissal of partisan judges who refuse to look at the facts of the case is being presented. When we actually bother to scrutinize the numbers, the reported results of this election are mighty suspicious.
@PaintedHorse9
@PaintedHorse9 3 года назад
He has been on Louder with Crowder for awhile now and he is funny af!!
@Cts_99
@Cts_99 3 года назад
The Andrew cuomo pick up line skit was the best
@comfyinhoodies9884
@comfyinhoodies9884 3 года назад
@@Cts_99 oh yeah that was hilarious xD
@timothy2935
@timothy2935 2 года назад
@@Cts_99 look at Cuomo bros now hahah those self righteous lefties always groping women 🤣 they can't control themselves
@tmerson7662
@tmerson7662 6 лет назад
Starts off with,”And this story is about my 6th arrest. When I was 17 years old....” Me:😳😳
@myphonesmail4me
@myphonesmail4me 6 лет назад
Mis-interpreted that a little bit ha. Shit was funny
@andywillis9701
@andywillis9701 6 лет назад
first time i got drunk i was 13. at a funeral. wtf is wrong with my life xD
@tokahontas9990
@tokahontas9990 6 лет назад
Andy Willis Andy that’s fucking weird. What trash ass family let’s kids get drunk at a funeral, what family drinks like that at a funeral at all. Jesus.
@drofnoise555
@drofnoise555 6 лет назад
Tokahontas way to pass judgement ya piece of shit
@vn9014
@vn9014 6 лет назад
Elias Farquhar sooooo you're cool??
@melvinclanton221
@melvinclanton221 6 лет назад
I just dropped down on the the floor and my friend asked if I was ok I responded: “ who me, nah I’m a werewolf “
@SeSeReRfRf
@SeSeReRfRf 3 года назад
The only letdown of this special is we didnt get to hear his iconic "Ahoy"
@TheGrimmCommoner
@TheGrimmCommoner Год назад
And Craw-Daddy isn't his co-host.
@yukonman3546
@yukonman3546 3 года назад
Gotta watch this guy on Louder With Crowder, comedy Gold!
@partyoverhaul
@partyoverhaul 3 года назад
Love me some cold feet crowder
@observingrogue7652
@observingrogue7652 4 года назад
I lost it at the lamp. I was laughing too hard to hear anything after that, I had to rewind. X,D
@krazyeyedone47
@krazyeyedone47 3 года назад
The "thorazine shuffle". Seen it work many times. No joke...instantaneous limpness
@humanmale4610
@humanmale4610 3 года назад
Are you saying you're a werewolf? ;)
@jimmydriskell8112
@jimmydriskell8112 3 года назад
Crowder is a great fit for Landau! He's pretty fuckin funny.
@jadedsamuria
@jadedsamuria 3 года назад
Fits right in, apparently.
@partyoverhaul
@partyoverhaul 3 года назад
Two mediocre white dudes pretending like they’re amazing, yeah makes sense
@jimmydriskell8112
@jimmydriskell8112 3 года назад
@@partyoverhaul mediocre?...I know of their success, and you're trying to troll comments on RU-vid. Could care less what your color is, but you're the epitome of mediocre.
@TheActionCobblestone
@TheActionCobblestone 2 года назад
Racists usually like hanging out with other racists, so I guess you’re right.
@jimmydriskell8112
@jimmydriskell8112 2 года назад
@@TheActionCobblestone aaaahhhhhhhhhh!!! The word of the day is! Racist...aaaahhhhhhhhhh!!! Aren't you supposed to be occupying something?
@mjmason8064
@mjmason8064 3 года назад
Wow he’s actually funny in stand up too! Crowder brought me here :)
@TheHolyGhost777
@TheHolyGhost777 3 года назад
Same here! =)
@dooderhooder4656
@dooderhooder4656 6 лет назад
Damn this is an especially good one. Never even heard of this guy and he killed it
@dirty1080
@dirty1080 5 лет назад
Dude i could not agree with you more...i almost skipped it but man im glad i didn't. What a fucking awesome job at an awesome story..also love when they tie shit together late!
@gremlinaftermidnight4493
@gremlinaftermidnight4493 5 лет назад
Yeah, the penis-master is a great find in comedy. He been crushing it as co-host of compoundmedia's AnthonyCumiaShow after he replaced Artie Lang last Spring.
@propensitytoward6760
@propensitytoward6760 5 лет назад
Saw this guy at the Looney Bin in Little Rock a year or so ago, the dude is AMAZING.
@1badombre82
@1badombre82 5 лет назад
Seriously! What a story!!!
@jimpickens4
@jimpickens4 5 лет назад
@@propensitytoward6760 A Looney Bin? Again!?
@boiblu01
@boiblu01 6 лет назад
AND THAT'S HOW THEY MAKE CRAZY PEOPLE LOL
@dougmcguire3159
@dougmcguire3159 4 года назад
A lot of truth is spoken in jest.
@calebcologna8681
@calebcologna8681 4 года назад
He’s really not kidding, mental institutions are almost exclusively horribly unhealthy.
@josephthebroseph7421
@josephthebroseph7421 Год назад
@@calebcologna8681 they are a lot better now but its still not the best place
@aydenlui
@aydenlui 3 года назад
Here because he's now on Louder With Crowder....honestly the best addition since Half Asian Bill
@timetraveler1973
@timetraveler1973 3 года назад
*half asian bill richmond intro music starts playing* w-we're about to get lawyered aren't we?
@eljehova3942
@eljehova3942 3 года назад
You must be the only one!
@BigBenzilla
@BigBenzilla 3 года назад
Bill is low-key the funniest guy on the show. His dry wit catches me off guard way too much.
@eljehova3942
@eljehova3942 3 года назад
@@BigBenzilla bill Richmond the Asian?
@user-bj6pl4vo9o
@user-bj6pl4vo9o 3 года назад
@@eljehova3942 half-asian *
@MaumenPurrwhitiker
@MaumenPurrwhitiker 3 года назад
"They take your shoelaces on account of the hangins" lol
@santasquatch
@santasquatch 3 года назад
And no knives because they get shanky
@kassassin_brahgawk
@kassassin_brahgawk 6 лет назад
I met a werewolf (1/3 werewolf actually, 1/3 human, and 1/3 demon) in my economics class once. Whenever class would get out early he would force me to read his terrible anime fanfic and walk me to my car every day and try to get in the back seat. He said he could control the weather. Fun times.
@stokedmtb333
@stokedmtb333 5 лет назад
Kassie Prawdzik 😂😂😂👏👏👏
@Arc665
@Arc665 5 лет назад
I know someone who thinks he is a demi god and a bunch of other weeb things
@awhitepigeon783
@awhitepigeon783 5 лет назад
yessssss @@Arc665
@andrewhenry3760
@andrewhenry3760 5 лет назад
You should probably go ahead and report that teacher...
@Tinkler9000
@Tinkler9000 5 лет назад
Kassie Prawdzik what a legend
@melvinclanton221
@melvinclanton221 6 лет назад
It was like camp Roommates Counselors Crappy beds Scary werewolf stories
@frankconrad8561
@frankconrad8561 3 года назад
Crowder made a phenomenal choice to add Dave to the show! So much so that he even HOSTS LWC sometimes! He is hilarious!
@sannyshootsshit3700
@sannyshootsshit3700 3 года назад
"He's not a werewolf, he's a delusional schizophrenic with rage issues" Well, that's just as bad.
@dhrogontorres214
@dhrogontorres214 3 года назад
Yes, if not worse hahahaha
@Jvdg3m3nt
@Jvdg3m3nt 3 года назад
Yeah, that was the joke
@a.t.hustle1583
@a.t.hustle1583 5 лет назад
Dead at "good night Reese" after he's already howled
@EldgeAble
@EldgeAble 3 года назад
“Besides become a legend” 😂😂😂
@kevinclause4p55p5
@kevinclause4p55p5 3 года назад
The algorythm brought me here correctly because he is also funny on louder with landau
@sterlingbartoe5297
@sterlingbartoe5297 3 года назад
Absolutely hilarious! So glad you have joined Crowders Crew. ❤️
@partyoverhaul
@partyoverhaul 3 года назад
Crowder blows
@sterlingbartoe5297
@sterlingbartoe5297 3 года назад
@@partyoverhaul I feel sorry for you. Happy Independence Day.
@stevepierce3408
@stevepierce3408 6 лет назад
This guy can't be stopped. Dave Landau is one of the best you'll ever get to see.
@JAMESk3gs
@JAMESk3gs 5 лет назад
😂😂😂😂 Yes hes good but nah....
@sentientdogma1206
@sentientdogma1206 3 года назад
Lmfao chill. He’s a hack loser.
@waltersobchak7275
@waltersobchak7275 3 года назад
@@sentientdogma1206 shut up liberal coward
@jmemphisTX
@jmemphisTX 2 года назад
@@sentientdogma1206 as opposed to you ?
@lewisclark5694
@lewisclark5694 2 года назад
This guy Dave landau is on Lowder with Crowder. He’s hilarious.
@bdawgrise6961
@bdawgrise6961 3 года назад
I like how all of us just got sent here by Steven 😂
@wmeador611
@wmeador611 2 года назад
Because steven runs youtube now. RU-vid just doesnt know it yet
@skyblueeyes9968
@skyblueeyes9968 4 года назад
This is my very favorite story I’ve ever heard on “this is not happening “.not only is this guy absolutely hilarious, he’s got this comic timing that just flows naturally. This guy is gonna be big.
@TrevorParsnips
@TrevorParsnips 3 года назад
Nope! He won't be big, he's unpleasant, and poor at stand-up comedy. You are all wrong! Haha 🙂
@TrevorParsnips
@TrevorParsnips 3 года назад
@Down with the chinese communist party so what? He's a hack!
@redheadsupermodel
@redheadsupermodel 6 лет назад
Dave Landau is a comedy genius. I am an instant fan. Haven't laughed this hard since seeing Eddie Murphy's raw.
@lindseyr82
@lindseyr82 5 лет назад
What, not even Chappelle??? 😮😮😮😜
@BipoIarbear
@BipoIarbear 4 года назад
I gotta eye cream!!!
@kierj9858
@kierj9858 2 года назад
Idk how you figure.
@karendinkel9040
@karendinkel9040 3 года назад
He’s much more expressive than I thought he’d be, he has really deadpan comedy on crowder
@jakebrakeat2am489
@jakebrakeat2am489 3 года назад
As someone who did a 3 months tenure at the local mental hospital, This is so accurate, From the bootyjuice to the glued lamp (mine was bolted) and we all had crazy roomates.
@edgarflores5569
@edgarflores5569 3 года назад
His delivery is just fantastic! I laughed so much!
@kaeynpeck-snyder6776
@kaeynpeck-snyder6776 6 лет назад
"And thats how they make crazy people. " He has a good point. Places like that can either REALLY REALLY help you, or completely fuck you up.
@woogiew00
@woogiew00 3 года назад
I don't support Comedy Central other than for Dave and South Park..Crowder brought me here! Love to Dave!
@evanpatten4101
@evanpatten4101 3 года назад
Having had worked at a mental hospital, this story is totally relatable.
@meredith_8111
@meredith_8111 4 года назад
I physically shuddered when he said “poured in a fifth of Absolut vodka.” I’ve been sober for over a year and I could still taste it.
@thepjup4507
@thepjup4507 4 года назад
congrats on your sobriety
@BipoIarbear
@BipoIarbear 4 года назад
I dunno wat a 5th is but I did a bottle, litre or .75 i can't remember an I was fucked for 3 days, in the army too i couldn't get over It, I was on guard just getting imagey smells of the vodka an just throwing up, I rarely drink now, good job on been sober, but if your honest isnt it super boring? I was into other "stuff" too so was bad but all I can think is that at least it wasn't boring😩 sad right😔
@trashman6354
@trashman6354 4 года назад
yeah i was working and was hungover and he said that i felt sick
@bradlymadams2052
@bradlymadams2052 4 года назад
congrats! im on my 12th day right now!
@meredith_8111
@meredith_8111 4 года назад
Bradly M Adams congratulations!!!!! Keep it up!
@mike_bobbitt
@mike_bobbitt 6 лет назад
I'm so proud of Dave. I've known him from the start and he's really torn down the wall of who he is on stage versus who he is offstage. Not only is he insanely funny and fearless on stage, but more importantly, he's the real deal. Great job, buddy!
@TrevorParsnips
@TrevorParsnips 3 года назад
Nope! He is in fact poor at comedy! You're wrong sir! 🙂
@fentanyljew9511
@fentanyljew9511 3 года назад
@@TrevorParsnips u mad bro
@TrevorParsnips
@TrevorParsnips 3 года назад
@@fentanyljew9511 mad? Not at all, I'm happy because I just had a lovely walk on the beach with my garbageman Mr Trevor Parsnips 🙂 And this Dave fellow is a hack comedian 🙂
@chrisgabriel9871
@chrisgabriel9871 2 года назад
@@fentanyljew9511 I think that q dude is a werewolf! Don't egg him on.
@Fishy_FR
@Fishy_FR 2 года назад
@@TrevorParsnips What're you smoking?
@tome.thompson9419
@tome.thompson9419 6 лет назад
Dave Landau is the best comedian out there. He's also a super genuinely nice person. Go see him live!
@reddbutton2711
@reddbutton2711 3 года назад
Louder with Crowder got even better with Dave. Makes me laugh so loud at work.
@RetroGamerEightyOne
@RetroGamerEightyOne 3 года назад
Dave has taken Crowders show to a whole new level
@ZachMartina
@ZachMartina 6 лет назад
Whenever you hear Dave Landau tell a story, your first thought is "why doesn't this guy have a big budget Hollywood biopic". One of the best storytellers and comedians out there today. Keep your eyes and ears on this guy!!
@TheRbruin10
@TheRbruin10 3 года назад
Awesome addition to Louder with Crowder. Crowder and Landau crack me up every morning lol
@Kallnar
@Kallnar 3 года назад
first time I've ever heard Landau's comedy. I laughed till I was crying.
@superiorgaming1845
@superiorgaming1845 4 года назад
“Who? Me? Nah, I’m a werewolf” XD
@rickcoleman133
@rickcoleman133 3 года назад
My favorite part of LwC. I hope he stays on.
@theatfshotmydog8224
@theatfshotmydog8224 3 года назад
They announced today that he’ll be on permanently, he’s freakin hilarious.
@chongli3007
@chongli3007 3 года назад
Yes. Amazing addition!
@gingerjesus2k321
@gingerjesus2k321 6 лет назад
Great call back, great stories, great comic. Dave Landau needs his own show!
@josephking4732
@josephking4732 3 года назад
It's about time RU-vid recommended this to me. I've been a fan of Dave since he joined LWC!
@Randomlessposts
@Randomlessposts Год назад
really hoping I can see him and crowder live on my birthday. Dave is easily in my top 3 favorite comics
@OnTourRecords
@OnTourRecords 6 лет назад
Any comedian who can take deeply personal stories and make them this funny is a great comedian. Love it!
@theresthedoor7320
@theresthedoor7320 2 года назад
Dude!!! Dave had a Mohawk? I’ve only seen him from louder with crowder? Didn’t even really recognize him!
@playinggames7856
@playinggames7856 3 года назад
Oh my gosh, that was fantastic. Louder with Crowder prompted search for Dave Landau.
@SWFBeachLife
@SWFBeachLife 3 года назад
I can confidently say I'm responsible for at least 20 of the views of this video. It's freaking hilarious and watch it almost every time it pops up. Go Dave!
@xavierwashington5408
@xavierwashington5408 6 лет назад
Its always a good story when u can go full circle
@ww-ti6js
@ww-ti6js 5 лет назад
"...besides become a legend" 🤣🤣🤣
@ccmusic2249
@ccmusic2249 3 года назад
Landau is a legend. One of the best stories on this channel. This one made me actually laugh out loud.
@valiantthor2215
@valiantthor2215 3 года назад
LOVE THIS DUDE ON LOUDER WITH CROWDER
@spinakker14
@spinakker14 6 лет назад
This was hilarious! The dialogues are so perfect, not even a writer could have written them
@witchyhobbit
@witchyhobbit 5 лет назад
Straight up knew it was a real story the moment he said "booty juice" bc that's what literally everyone calls it at the mental hospitals. I STILL don't know what the fuck that stuff is.
@travisprugh6347
@travisprugh6347 2 года назад
halodol, ativan
@chickenlittle5095
@chickenlittle5095 2 года назад
You ‘bout to take a ride on the ‘van.
@user-gy2jy9pp1t
@user-gy2jy9pp1t 4 года назад
Watched on the train, in the quiet car, laughed so hard, crying, nose running, tried to stay quiet...sweet jesus, he is hilarious
@99diesel1994
@99diesel1994 3 года назад
Him and Steven are extremely funny together, they just keep feeding off of each other. Figuratively and maybe literally, but hey, I ain’t judging.
@gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298
@gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 2 года назад
Dave is a helluva lot funnier than Crowder, but he needs to take Gerald's seat, and have somebody like Crawdaddy take 3rd chair. The entire show would be so much better without Gerald's insufferable one liners and laughing at his own jokes that nobody finds funny.
@antilikka
@antilikka Год назад
@@gotdangedcommiesitellyahwa6298 nooo I love Gerald!
@RainsDrummer
@RainsDrummer 6 лет назад
Years ago I heard Mr Landau on a podcast and was immediately hooked. The first time I saw his live standup I realized how truly talented this human is and now I travel to see him perform multiple times a year. Keep up the great work Penis Master.
@melissahager9190
@melissahager9190 6 лет назад
The penis master is the best!!! But all props to Nick for adding sprite to the bong 😂😂😂 Fantastic story Dave!
@SVNT0
@SVNT0 4 года назад
the janitor going : ' I'll be ur penismaster' absolutely creased me xD
@eDDyL666
@eDDyL666 4 года назад
i am in tears from that story
@Banditt_Red
@Banditt_Red 3 года назад
I just saw Dave and Crowder talking about this bit a week ago and now it’s recommended
@QuickSylverFoxYT
@QuickSylverFoxYT 3 года назад
After binge watching the episodes of Louder With Crowder that I’ve missed, RU-vid has finally given me a recommendation worth watching.
@calebdziepak2950
@calebdziepak2950 6 лет назад
I heard Dave tell this story at a show once, and I am so glad it is on RU-vid now. From one Michigander to another, I salute you Mr. Landau.
@FnRenner
@FnRenner 6 лет назад
It's 12:23 and Michigan still sucks! Go Buckeyes!
@FnRenner
@FnRenner 6 лет назад
Just ribbing you bro
@JarthenGreenmeadow
@JarthenGreenmeadow 5 лет назад
Michigan would be a lot better if it was one land mass at least yall got a long dick lake. Thats gotta be a ego booster.
@DaveThomson
@DaveThomson 5 лет назад
GoBlue
@frankierzucekjr
@frankierzucekjr 2 года назад
This is why Dave's the BEST. Hilarious
@harrisonskelton6934
@harrisonskelton6934 2 года назад
I just saw Dave Lando last week. He was great, I couldn't stop laughing.
@jeaninelarkin5782
@jeaninelarkin5782 2 года назад
Dave is hysterical absolutely love him
@DonnePlummer69
@DonnePlummer69 Год назад
My man broke it off with Steve Crouder
@daviddyer1039
@daviddyer1039 6 лет назад
Dave Landau is one of the hardest working and best comedians I know. Love this story and love to see him getting attention he deserves!
@circularfile2009
@circularfile2009 2 года назад
Ive never seen your act Dave, just your 3rd chair. I have tears of laughter after this. NICE.
@otacon6566
@otacon6566 3 года назад
"What are ya in for?" "On all levels except physical, I'm a paranoid schizophrenic with rage issues."
@harutbandikyan5905
@harutbandikyan5905 2 года назад
Dave being on Louder with Crowder is the perfect combination for that show!!
@2FastG
@2FastG 2 года назад
Beautifully crafted story. Dave is a legend. Not cause he’s really funny you know cause he bonged a fifth.
@napukapu
@napukapu 4 года назад
Landau really got a nice knack for story telling. Held my attention all the way through, great stories.
@BigChump23234
@BigChump23234 3 года назад
Dave murdered that set
@bradenlarsen2074
@bradenlarsen2074 6 лет назад
Very few comics have made me laugh as hard as Dave! love him! He's a must see live!
@thebreakdownpodcast
@thebreakdownpodcast 6 лет назад
Been a fan of Landau’s for a long time and this is one of my favorite bits.
@meredithgrubb7027
@meredithgrubb7027 2 года назад
I love Dave. He makes my stomach hurt laughing on Louder with Crowder.
@killajoe81
@killajoe81 Год назад
He was the best part of louder with crowder, excited to see him in his own show soon.
@ivan2000andrade
@ivan2000andrade 5 лет назад
"Na I'm a werewolf" I love how the story's tied in
@chipchipperson101
@chipchipperson101 5 лет назад
dude is brilliant. love analyzing call backs and how he ties everything in. quality stuff dave.
@instigatorband5870
@instigatorband5870 5 лет назад
My favorite "this is not happening" yet. The bootyjuice comment showed that he actually went... Cuz patients are the only ones who call it that
@JennJenification
@JennJenification 3 года назад
I only knew Landau from Crowder, but loving this stand up. XD
@cholulascomics-hoc453
@cholulascomics-hoc453 6 лет назад
This legit made me laugh till I cried, stop breathing, and caused severe abdominal cramping. Best God Damned story I've heard in my life!
@CalsGirl97
@CalsGirl97 2 года назад
Im so glad that Louder with Crowder has had Dave on because hes hilarious🤣
@randalthor2859
@randalthor2859 3 года назад
Love seeing this guy on Crowder
@phillipschwabe2085
@phillipschwabe2085 2 года назад
Love dave! Glad he is on louder with crowder!
@zachcochran343
@zachcochran343 2 года назад
Such an underrated comedian, his crowder moments are fire 🔥
@yiepikj
@yiepikj 3 года назад
Louder with crowder is my fav. Show ..and when Dave is host it's very funny
@SketchyJesus
@SketchyJesus 3 года назад
One of the best comics out there today. Hilarious off the cuff one liners and very comedically interesting takes on things.
@deborahstollman6238
@deborahstollman6238 Год назад
We love you Dave! You are extremely funny!! Great comedian. Maybe we’ll get to see one of your shows. 😻
@Jim_Fries
@Jim_Fries 5 лет назад
Damnit, that was really well done. Excellent ending too, I didn’t see it connecting! Way to bring the stories around.
@dwayneelizondomountaindewh6073
@dwayneelizondomountaindewh6073 2 года назад
DAVE LANDAU is a legend!
@aldousorwell3807
@aldousorwell3807 3 года назад
Best Michigander accent ever. Big ups to Louder with Crowder!!
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