Sovereign of S&T (Roast of DHS Under Secretary Jay M. Cohen)--QuickTime version 

A parody song roasting Admiral Jay M. Cohen, Under Secretary for the Science and Technology (S&T) Directorate of the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. It was performed 2006-12-13 at the S&T Holiday Party in Washington, DC. The song parodies "When I Was a Lad" from the Gilbert and Sullivan opera, H.M.S. Pinafore.
Paul Stregevsky
The Admiral, lyrics, props: Paul Stregevsky
himself: Jay M. Cohen
melody: Arthur Sullivan
sword bearer: Jimmy Parker
chorus: Mt. Vernon High School (Alexandria, Virginia)
choral leader: Judi Belzer
producer, costume: Gail S. Cleere
master of ceremonies (MC): Rob Legander