[Space Station 13] busting rocks for nanotrasen 

"Cargo; move frieght! Tex; don't die!"

Your space mining coworker was one of the best things in this world.

CE Tex: "Don't fuck with the PTL." Miner Tex: "The forbidden limbo."

Imagine using artificial gravity generation just to make conveyor belt work in space. Typical Nanotransen.

I would love a series with space miners in "the expanse" quality

I mean I just watched 6ish hours of your old stuff so of course I'll watch another hour.

That other miner was a perfect human

"He is a Tex and he's digging a hole."

I enjoyed this one way more than usual, the interactions with your fellow miner were hilarious! Thanks again for all the content

The phrase you were looking for was unforeseen consequences....Mr. Freeman

I knew that the end of the episode would involve the PTL, and i was right

"Can you make coffee with this stuff?" "Ehhhh.... welll... maybe?"

Coincidentally, Deep Rock Galactic just launched its 1.0 update today, so if you want to let out your inner Dorf and mine some ROCK AND STONE, you can do that.

I love how the PTL didn't kill the statue. I bet they're going to be pissed when they realize they're getting jack from it... Then again, by the time they hit that output they're already richer than Nanotrasen

- " So anyways I started *BUSTIN'* "

This episode just made me want Hardspace: Shipbreaker to come out sooner. I hope you plan to try that.

Citadel and Skyrat both recently added strange rocks full of strange objects. As a native ashwalker, we found a few weird things. Things to maybe trade to the strange sky people.

"time for HELLBURN - CE *thinks back on last SS13 ep* oh no

It's weird watching videos of rounds you were in and seeing another perspective of all the hell that happened in the round

Holy cow! Your almost at 50k subs! Pretty impressive growth these last couple years. This is good. More should enjoy the crazy.

I still remember the time Checkers threw an antag into the PTL after bottling him, classic times.

Conveyors *might* work in space, but you'd need to magnetize them probably, and then you'd need to stick all the non-magnetic ores in a steel box. Which would be viable, probably, because there's a lot of ferrous metals in asteroids. EDIT: That ending is extremely appropriate. 12/10.

Early on the asteroid field is where I spent most of time. Usually dying, after shouting "f* you space-robits!", but always having a good time exploring.

Just gonna say this about the conveyor thing people are talking about in chat, hooks exist and can hook on things.

Good to see you out on the mining magnet Tex, maybe you can inspire a few more into the decedent art of mineral extraction like you did for me many years ago

My first time as a miner was getting geared up, going to the conveyor belt, and dying instantly on that belt. I guess someone penned me with something as they were walking by.

Tex, curse you for getting me into Filk music. A genre I always wanted to exist has been there under my nose this whole time.

Ah yes, the miners are the one people you don't mess with in station 13

For some reason, I always liked being wheelchair mining guy. It feels so much faster but also 10x the more deadly.

Someone compentently doing their job, this is rare to see...I think a conveyor would work if it was sealed.. otherwise you might end up railguning the station a bit.

the dude yelling at the computer is in an episode of the IT crowd. why does the satchel not scoop up the entire tile lol weird bay mining

"I wonder what happens if I throw a tele-crystal in?" DOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT!

A miner that knows what he's doing? What heresy is this?

Unforseen consequences.

More glorious Space Station 13 content! Keep up the wonderful entertainment Tex.

Oh man I was bartending in this round. Getting people permanently drunk and trying to get one of the wizards to fight at the rage cage. Fun round.

One of the good things about the baystation code is the abiliy to make abominations of mechs for example a set of powerloader legs with a ody on it

At the start... I was fully expecting a Star Trek movie reference.. Also, conveyors would not work at all in space unless they somehow have a strong enough gravity generator built into it. Oh and. It was unforeseen consequences. Not circumstances. Also.. Nice uhh... Test of that laser.

nope 42:56 it was "prepare for unforeseen consequences"

My favorite "How did ancient man come up with this" Thing is Fugu (Puffer Fish). Who cut up the weird balloon fish, fed it to their friend, watched him die, and then said "I'll sell it to rich people and call it a Delicacy". Even when cut and prepared correctly by a professional it's still so poisonous that it kills 1 out of every 8 people, and even if you arn't one of the people to die from it, it's toxic enough it makes your mouth tingle.

Part of me wishes the filk community, such as Leslie Fish, learns of SS13 and starts writing songs about various station hijinks.

Hi from Montana, Tex. I gotta head to work but I'll be sure to watch later.

The second I saw what you were doing with the statue at the end, I knew it was all going to end in tragedy. Poor Elvis, seeing shit like that will fuck someone up, just hope he gets recommended a good psych. I mean, assuming he didn't get space cancer from eating those rocks.

Hah, just as I started playing mining in the past few days!

Man everytime I see Tex put up one of these videos it makes me want to play SS13 again

Conveyor is usually powered by electrical motors and lite conveyor is powered by air. The only problem then is keeping the stuff on the conveyor, a slightly magnetized belt could help, but after that l dont know what you could do.

I think a conveyor belt with scoops would work nicely in space

Yes another SS13 video!

This is a refreshing Perspective, I don't get to see your take on mining much. Unfortunately for me as Mining is my Go to job for the most part, Just to keep Science off the QM's Ass.... And I'm slowly Branching out from there as I encounter more stuff as it overlaps and encroaches on my mining job As I'm still kind of new.... 10:40 is why I tend to run without a Scoop, and just Clicky Clicky pickup the ore into a bare Satchel. Also saves me from running over radioactive ore and Irradiating myself (Though sometimes I get radiation just from breaking plain Non Ore rocks, what's up with that?) Though, seeing Elrod Trevisard with that Ore Collecting Dohicky, I'll have a go at figuring that out.... Will save me from Tired fingers! Also, is there anything Cool I can do as a Miner to Help Spice up things for other jobs on the station? On TG I make a Note to Deliver a Few of Gold, Silver, Plasma And Uranium to the Bartender for his more Special Cocktails... I don't know what he needs on goonstation though..... (last time I did that I had a B52 at the bar, then got Abducted by Alien Scientists or something, what was With that?... Even recorded that on Video.... watch?v=OOg_IB1AQWs) Oh and when you couldn't get materials stuff out that machine, It's cause when it says it has "100" in the machine, what it actually means is it has 10 withdrawable.... Wierd but that's how it is.... So you had to withdraw just 10 telecrystals to get it to eject them, otherwise you were asking for too much and computer says no....

Lol RU-vid is weird, but at least tex is adult oriented. But a poorly censored ad about raiding her boots was a giggle

Mining is still at the tops of my list. So relaxing. Less murderboning.. well less players randomly murder boning me.. the monsters still eat me. Also, yes mining is about avoiding human interaction, your fellow miner's are not human.. they are miners.. hehe

Yes that's where nouget comes from.

Tex also you can click drag ore to another tile to get them to stack, If they aren't in a stack already and the tile has to be within your reach.

You really want that Soviet Moonion joke to land.

Love you Tex

I was so annoyed when you got the Gman quote wrong :D its "prepare for unforseen consequences" (Half-Life nerd here btw)

What a sad ending :(

They only made two live action hulk movies, both in different continuities. Not counting anything done with the ancient TV show.

So it turns out poking things blocking the spicy laser is _probably_ a bad idea....

Magnetic conveyor belt. Or sealed. Or inside the station's artificial gravity.

Down town space boston

You should tell him he could sell all that jewelry at discount Dan's

Don't die!!

What is the music at the beginning called? No mention of tracks or track order in credits. The dark relaxing techno ambient music.

if you stuck the ore machine thingy on top of the ore teleport pad would it just auto teleport the ore into the ore machine thingy?

i always screw up putting the satchel in the processor. And im unlucky cause the first rock i get has plasma and i end up on fire unable to process any more rock cause fire hot.

See this just makes me wanna learn how to play Ss13 just to be a miner

Hey Tex. Have you heard of Unity Station? Rimmy did a video on it. It’s a spin-off of ss13 built on the unity engine

is the song at the end on goat's soundcloud? can't seem to find it.

In diffrent codes do you prefer the advanced plasma cutter or the drill?

Woo second viewer! Excellent videos Tex!

Found a Cane and a Necklace while mining in deep space. You know what this means? Space Pimps. Now whether they are from the fallen Soviet Moonion or from a ancient alien race of space Playas I cannot say, but You should note it for scientific and historical proposes.

If you've tried Goon RP, is it any good?

how does stuff get to the QM, it looks like it's just being kicked out into space

Ok, what is the name of the song for the credits? Such a good tune.

If you don't think a conveyor belt in space would work then I have no idea how you assume miners walking on asteroids without magboots works. Gravgens should really be a thing on goon

I heard a rumour... That one day.... They may ACTUALLY RELEASE the new Tex Talks BattleTech.... One day.... One day....

Can we get another /vg/station episode?

Question: why are your uploads 720p these days? It makes it a bit tough to follow the chat log.

What is the outro song?

Have you ever been a split personality?

14th!

This game honestly is only good because no one knows how to play it.