[Space Station 13] the slow rolling snailocalypse 

I am impressed annoyed, terrified, and confused all at one.

The reaction post from Pope Crunch, who I believe was either the head coder or admin at the time, was particularly memorable. Among other things, he stated "I would like to thank Jack Daniels for helping me through this trying time." I'm reasonably sure they either reworked the chemistry system from scratch or from a much earlier revision after that. The people that looked at it considered it a programing horror show when they actually went into it.

But... HOW

@@lordfirebeard8569 That is a very good question. The coders didn't have an answer. Thus they decided to go with the axe.

Pfffft pussies, if you can't handle a few breached hulls then you have no buisness in space.

I cast HORSE EXPL...*BOOM*

Throw him into the reactor. Instant hellburn.

When I opened it up and saw the thumbnail I heard Duncan Fisher in my head saying, "I cast fireball!" LOL

This comment needs more likes. LOL

I'm disappointed that you didn't think to make unstable mutagen grenades,if those are possible..

That . . . does happen. They overhauled and ruined chemistry since then on that station

@@theblackpantslegion I remember all the times you make grenades, and then something/someone kills you or fucks you over and you NEVER got to use the awesome sounding grenades, XD! depressing times, was hoping to see those grenades in action lol.

Electrosmoke, nice hiss

also moths and condoms Captains

and the occasional clown.

And now snails.

Don’t forget space lube

Space lube would be even better if people remembered the Walk button exists.

Space Station 13 is quite the adventure.

its the space ship maker man

Sometimes a man learns a thing

Legit strategy even in real life.

If it makes you feel any better i have seen nurses googling how to do their jobs on ipads all the time when i worked at a hospital.

this made me hurt inside

My bones....

Don't listen to Tex, as he likes to say he's "just an asshole." That's brilliant and makes you a hero.

Like Allen, I, too, don't rely on nitrogen to "breathe"

very normal, such wow

Thank you for your encouragement

Allen is the best!

Also, there was a wizard, but really? Now there's a guy that had a bad day today.

It is a strange opera almost

@@theblackpantslegion each round is one unique spacemans chaos driven Opera.

Most welcome

Interesting coincidence. I watched the TTB playlist the last 2 days, got through the Amaris Civil War last night as well (at least part 2, 1 might have been monday evening). Need to watch more.

You're most welcome sir.

*DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?*

I've been quoted a lot, and its odd

Just another day on space station 13

Welcome aboard!

The snails ruined everything. I blame Belgium.

I was the QM that round. At first I did not mind the snail hatchery, it seemed like an innocent fun to give everyone a snail helmet. Later I did not believe frogs would really eat the snails, but they were actually better than the flamethrowers.

OH OH I JUST REMEMBER THE NAME OF THE VOX MASTERMIND BEHIND THE SNAILS!!! Its Kahyakahyikahkiyaya, I think

I like My little Cargonian...for obvious reasons...someday I'll boot up SS13 and fail gloriously.

no....no

The phrase "slow-mo bomb" makes me think of the Invader Zim episode "walk for your lives" where to quote Zim's computer "the explosion is exploding very very slowly"

Its a long, long, LONG list of things. It's not one event. Also my opinion.

That hurt

@@theblackpantslegion I know. . . its a little slow to catch on.

Es-cargo~nyaaa

@@someonesomeone4899 *Oh No*

It is indeed, truly, beautifully unique

@@theblackpantslegion I would hesitate to use the word beautiful. Upon my first game, inspired by PlumphelmetPunk, I ran as a botanist late into a round thinking I would grow meat, brains & bananas. Imagine my surprise & horror as I went from a blue, well lit arrivals to a dark hallway filled with gibs, blood & bodies. Picking up a reading lamp from what I now assume was a reception desk at the library, I was totally alone, with newness & paranoia gripping me. Finding the decapitated remains of a sec officer, I stripped him of his bloody armor & went to a nearby washroom. I was impressed that I could *clean the armor* by putting it in my hands & clicking the sink. Then I winced when I noticed that doing so caused a long, loud, water rushing sound in the silent station. I donned the armor & went back into the hallway, lamp in hand, my white shoes turning red. Coming to a T-junction, I turned right & saw smears of poop, more blood, & heads. Lots & lots of heads, & lots & lots of poop. I'm pretty sure I saw the head of the guard whose armor was wearing, but it could have been some other sec officer with a helmet. I went the other way. No, I would never call ss13 beautiful after that. Edit: I did not survive the round.

cat people were added in 2015

@@User-gk1yi Yes.

Goon. I suggest Goon

@@theblackpantslegion I give it a try, thanks

Where's Smoke Jaguar guy? Load up his Elemental suit with a flamer on one arm and a high-pressure garlic butter sprayer on the other. Tell him the snails were dissing Nicky K and watch the mayhem when he issues a Batchall on their slimy asses

There's been quite a few iterations of it.

@@theblackpantslegion im pretty sure there an active DS13 server, they're only up on Weekends tough.

There's plenty, just search "SS13 Traitor"

There's a famous one from waaaaaay back when: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-KuT1Rdxuai0.html

@@bubbasbigblast8563 Thanks friend, appreciated!

Play and enjoy

@@theblackpantslegion Thanks

Honestly you saying play and enjoy made me play it and i thank you alot cause at first i was like "oh god oh fuck imm gonna fail at this so hard" but then i was like "bruh ths shit easy" i mean like i wasnt doing the hard part which is like doing surgeries and reviving people from the dead but its still pretty fun

I was wondering as well when the thumbnail appeared in my recommends

By being a stupid

no

No he's a racecar.