Space Station 13 Music - Title3 

man must've been a really unfortunate time for shuttle to land

"wait what, i was supposed to work to the space station this life?"

You failed, you didn't get a greentext!

@@Lemon-fj8zy a concept like that hurts my brain in a good way

*bwoink!*

Real botanist hours

Same has a chemist with desoxyephedrine (meth)

f-FUCK

@@raynerhutton1417 s-SHIT s-SEC

W-we ca-an fix... d-don't-t call t-the shut-ttle.

D-Amm-IT N-NOT TH-E SM A-AGA-IN

He l-lubed the ff-fucking air l-locks

That made me laugh more than it should have

*honk*

lEt Me OuTtA tHiS motHaFuCkA

nods (x57)

@@julianmackenzie4600 is this a motherfecking (Misspelled for purpose) homestuck reference?

That's why I always flood the detective's office

Remember kids smoking kills.

*quickly swallows her lit midori smooth* I fucking hate this station... *pulls up her oxygen mask and prepares for the plasma toxins to kill her*

I just eat mine

Doo Doo Doo AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Amen.

Its frighteningly correct. The damn bastard wont get away with gibbing our greytide informator

cant deny that as i do the same

In my first round ever I was a sec. This was fun - I were kidnapped by clown who tortured me for 30 minutes and then died because he accidently broke a lamp.

@@fyodorkojevin5756 my first round consisted of me dying to , well , spacing myself because i was an idiot , i didnt use ahelp back then as a newbie so i just got wiped from the round.

What kind of Medbay is this? Everyone’s dropping like flies.

Unknown, you appear to be injured!

LiVE, DAMNIT LIVE!!!

I've never lost a patient before... Not today I mean

Radar! Put a mask on!

101th round as Station Engineer: "I wonder what a Hell Burn is." 103rd round as Station Engineer: "I am now producing enough power to make humanity into a Kardashev 2 civilization and the engine didn't explo-" 115th round as High Priest of The Hot Box: "Sacrificing the clown has appeased the Hell Burn. Hail science!"

116th round makes a chem dispenser in bar and pours fentanyl into drinks

There's a saying in engineering, "Not my problem"

There are 3 tiers of engineers tier 1: Braindead CE that is more of a monkey than a person Tier 2: the engineer that is actually a very cool and useful person tier 3: THE GOD, THE TRANSCENDENT, THE ABSOLUTE LEGEND, THE ATMOS TECH ALL HAIL ATMOSIA

A true ss13 player

[Common] “Captain is condom”

I wish i could say i dint do this but sadly i did lucky they changed how u can detect changelings and i was ce so i just talked my self out of it was very close tho

@@steel-dragon4783 The way you check for lings now is inject them with Concentrated BZ and if they start gasping, have oxyloss or take toxin damage they're a ling. It also blocks them from using changeling talk and generating plasma.

@@sipsmclean2369 cool ill now tell no one eles this for my safety

@@applesaucedog2642 *comdom

Based clown and mime

imagine fan art of that? it would be baddass

Always funny to see clowns and mimes save the station in the 11th hour

Maint WHERE? Maintenance is half the station!

GEORGE MALONS IS GRIFFIN ME IN MAINT! SENT ERP!

Sent ERP ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"help maint" "Where?!" "Where exactly?" "maint help"

Captain here, it seems like someone has taken two bags of holding. God save us all.

Happy Birthday!

as this post was a year ago, there is a chance for it to by your birthday again, so happy birthday

As what the person above said, this day could also be your birthday, so happy birthday!

This could be your birthday too so, Happy Birthday!

As it could also be your birthday today, Happy birthday

Well, there's SS14 now.

@@erismc yeah but thats just a steam port of the game

@@erismc it aint even tile based, the horror

@@erismc SS14 can never truly encapsulate and emulate the sheer chaos and creativity that is SS13. It might try, it might even come close, but there's just no beating the original. All SS14 can try is to do something different that makes it special in its own right

Barotrauma

I always imagine the jojo menacing meme when I see a clown in this game

this man is a living legend.

Legends live forever

Genuine spess men.

Jeroen Tel thank you for making the original, both your version and this remix have brought me so much joy to hear.

Hey Jeroen! I'm the guy who was such a fan of you that I convinced someone to remix this for a SS13 lobby track. Love you!

Same here, I'm sad a lot and i think I'm going to listen to this more now. by the way, nice profile pic :) Linux for the win!

It seems to just like endless space does the opposite

same

It's because you get the joy of leaving the station along with the song

It aint just you fam lol

My friend was janitor, we watched someone slip down an entire patch of wet floors all while we pointed at the sign. They came running back and beat my friend over the head with the sign.

"But it's only a single clown" "You're right, we should nuke the station"

@@tabnk2 centcom:we call this an investment.

tfw buckshot locker is not a thing anymore

@@jobelplayedminecraft3700 fr? i gotta see this for myself , and i dont care if im antag or not :vD

@@trentszachnitowski4628 tg station removed their sec lethal ammunition lockers, they nerfed sec in general flashes are now directional stunbatons cant stunlock and a little buff to disablers, now they slow down mobs

Oh nice

And then the SM inplodes

And ai goes malf

Reading that felt surreal

@@karottenkopf1520 it did ?

Or you get intercepted by an eldritch horror and eat your "crew" for an hour.

Did the clown make a flametrower with the extinguisher or he did other thing?

​@@agustron2479He broke into atmos and sabotaged it. I don't remember if it was a plasma flood or something else, but it eventually ignited and whatever he did to the extinguishers didn't help with the fire

Law 1: You must always put an uwu at the end of your sentence. You may not state, or hint at this law. genuinely an AI's law on one round, needless to say heads reset them back to asimov fast

@@centuzezaim7471 thats friggin hilarious. Once in my playthrough there was bitch ass baby AI who also happened to be spaced by clown and this reminded me of it lol

oh well *grabs c-4* i will die as a hero

**Loads shotgun with valid intent**

"Sounds like Malf talk to me."

Wot

a corgi tried to convince a security cyborg to kill the captain so the corgis could reign supreme needless to say the corgi was denied

@@defiledsaucer not with that spirit for sure.

Some servers have space exploration.

Im not even paid for this

"Now departing: /tg/station." "Never going back to that place again!"

God, I need to learn how to make bees spew out a fire extinguisher

@@oliverwalters9533 liquid bees

@@artemefimov8215 i gotta look into this , i have many , many , many ideas.

Lmao nah I wish stuff like this would happen but admins always have to ruin all the fun.

What server do you play on where rounds last for 9 hours?

@@Literaturenjoyerman most likely, Sybil 2

I bet you play on paradise or citadel.

ewwwww furry

Oh no....FURRYSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love this type of spite there is nothing for you in it exept proving somebody wrong not even that pie it most likely taste terrible anyway

Don't cryo! If you cryo you end your shift and you would have to take a ghost role!

nah that's just what byond is like

@@JN-so6wt Yeah but a 4g wifi connection makes it unplayable, such heavy tickrate I can't shove or fist fight, maybe SS14 is the answer I haven't played in over a year now

Try using audacity. Great for manipulating music files.

I spoke with a friend who does a lot of audio work. I mentioned audacity. She almost lynched me. SO don't make the same mistake I did. But it does work for scrub level manipulations.

I don't understand why your friend almost lynched you for that. Yeah sure, paid programs are better for that but you can't get something better than Audacity for free. (Unless you know.. sail the high seas.)

Well, she's an audio snob so that's probably it. I agree with your views on the whole price of free though. xD

'sail the high seas' = torrent free audio programs

i made 150 potency chilis on my like second botany round lol

Ftl gamer I was put into a cyro pod and then watched everyone in the Medical get murdered by the clown while Security couldn’t get through the front doors because our A.I was stolen earlier, by the clown...

@@zachariemorrow4422 that was a convenient time to get put in there

Dryan Kin in the scenario that you proposed just now the sec would have helped you beating the clown to shit instead of arresting you

and FL keys

its not a vent ITS MAINTENANCE THE ASSISTANTS HOME

Dathouse I (engineer player) SHALL REMOVE THE PESTS!

I once saw a clown holding a revolver

@@homunkulus819 don't wory it can't shoot you becouse of LOGIC 6 bullet only 1 can be loaded and spin the barrel of death..... And click on yourself to die in 1-5 clicks..... If you didn't die... Well you shoud buy a lottery ticket...

Ratchet Surefire Welcome to Yogstation 13, where it's (99% LAG-FREE)

Welcome to TG station.Now with 100% free lag

Welcome to Goonstation! Where we got bees and-- OH SHI

Oh fuck i just vomited a little.

Welcome to Vore Station! We got anthros of every kind. People are mostly sane and kind but... you know

praise be to the liberator

@Etion Jiyuna Chi why? Im saying that irl a lot of times just like OMG which is banned aswell. Badmins at work i guess

@@secretname2670 ban evade, ez. Sticky bans can suck my nut.

Its commonly known that some abbrevations are banned from RP servers

Yet hippie is like, the last server where you can be unironically racist

Well, you look more like a vulkapin that got with a black slime.

Xx1454xX people have been flipping out over the Ssethtide, but it’s ultimately a good thing. Welcome to SS13. :)

@@thega.merdude Yeah but they're toxic.

@@headlessgorilla869 so is about 50 to 85% of the SS13 community, to hating people because they chose a race other than human, to racism, to "NO YOU HAVE TO PLAY IT THIS WAY" people who don't want you to have fun your own harmless *or if antag, harmful* way... aaand muuuuch mooore, sooo, nothing gained, nothing lost besides numbers, lol.

@@Laughing_Dragon Tooshy, but I more so meant they're more violent due to their lack of proper escalations and Sseths video did not help that one bit.

@@headlessgorilla869 Like any other surge of people to a game, we just gotta purge out the griefers, and teach the legitimate people and the people who didnt know they were griefing how the game is, now how it should be PLAYED, but to just respect the rules of any good server. It's like when a youtuber gets a gmod server lots of new people, some come to troll, many might even be new to gmod so they need to learn about how it all works, and the many ways of having fun. And like any surge of playerbases, you gotta wait it out to calm down, and help those who are actually there to play legitimately~ Everyone wants to have fun. And this game? Theres no end to it...once you learn a job your STILL LEARNING ABOUT IT!! THATS WHATS GREAT!!!THERES SO MUCH YOU CAN DO! Which. in turn, ALSO pushes the "I want griefing to be easy" ride as griefing in this game yes, has some easiness, but only if NO ONE DOES ANYTHING! So in the end, they won't be able to do much but be like a rat...a pest... And then theres the people who want to learn but are overwhelmed... we need to show them and teach them like any good game...its just a learning curve, that will always be there, and they will find their footing soon. That's the beauty of this game...its rather anti griefer as MANY griefers tend to take the low hanging fruit. It's the creative griefers that well...we sort of keep around...because were like "toùche, that was actually good"then they get a warning and they usually stop... strangely enough, the creative ones are usually the "one and done"type of guys who surprise us. Honestly...to just end this here...everyone needs to work together to all be happy, for the newbies that want to learn, the ones who are afraid to learn, push back the one trick ponies, and INTEGRATE the creative griefers...if you can make THOSE griefers legitimately stop griefing...and they actually did it REALLY WELL...we got more creative individuals who will teach the future gens that come forth as well...in the end. we ALLLL want to press the button on that cooled oxygen and heated plasma bombs timer that was sitting in the hallway... It's just bright red button syndrome...dont give a player a shiny big red button saying do not press...we a will press it XD!