Sleeping beauty in the street Waking up every night on repeat With guys sitting all around my feet Laughing and partying Like a slumber party Waking up a mom Who had to get up and go to work To get more delusional disorderly conduct 😢😡😢😡😢😡
Hey kids we are gonna play the WHAP Wet Hot apple pie. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Knock knock Go away Knock knock Go away Knock knock What do you want sir? To make you crazier. You got some WHAP? It's your duty in our book 😬 Well that duty is not the script I want to play. 😢 It hurts ALL parties, including me. 😡
Then this guy comes in to fix my bicycle Taking me on trips around the neighborhood Attaches his bicycle to mine While he's laying there looking all fine Whisking me away on a scandalous crime Then we have thor, the mail whore Flying in with some flowers Asking me out to eat, and got offended when I paid for my own Asking me if I knew anything about courting 🤷 Obviously I don't, because you finally got what you want Too And I'm feeling horrible Cuz Steven was there too And we just got done cuddling for a few Talk about feeling really cheap at the moment But I'm not cheaper than cheap I'm free. 🤯😱🤔 I should be in a dress making money... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 To all the guys I've loved before. ✌️😘🤷😬☹️