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Cancer-Man: No cure
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@Vilgax00
@Vilgax00 3 месяца назад
Pin me,please! I dont want to end up like Candice!
@TheHumanSpiderr
@TheHumanSpiderr 3 месяца назад
Candice pins fit in your comment?
@ObitoUchiha-oq4db
@ObitoUchiha-oq4db 3 месяца назад
😂😂​@@TheHumanSpiderr
@milk9817
@milk9817 3 месяца назад
​@@TheHumanSpiderr "Ah candice, i love this boy"
@Vilgax00
@Vilgax00 3 месяца назад
@@TheHumanSpiderr Very funny.
@hieuphamtrung1244
@hieuphamtrung1244 3 месяца назад
Candice who? 🤨
@nash6568
@nash6568 3 месяца назад
“Having cancer is not enough” …That was wild.
@milk9817
@milk9817 3 месяца назад
"He have to get AIDS, Diabetes, Ligma and use them like Infinity Stones"
@ObitoUchiha-oq4db
@ObitoUchiha-oq4db 3 месяца назад
😂😂😂 fr
@JenningsFilmsinc
@JenningsFilmsinc 3 месяца назад
Ligma
@SmashardGG
@SmashardGG 3 месяца назад
Bro was trying to give him cancer level 8💀
@monad_tcp
@monad_tcp 3 месяца назад
infinite stones of woke points of disabilties
@nelsonsmith2917
@nelsonsmith2917 3 месяца назад
It should’ve been “cancer is not a major at this university”
@lawrencefrost9063
@lawrencefrost9063 3 месяца назад
That is funny. But so was this version.
@Th3M4k40n
@Th3M4k40n Месяц назад
But Cancer could actually be a major at a university in New York so it wouldn't slap as hard
@henggeklai7930
@henggeklai7930 3 месяца назад
cant wait to see thanos collected all cancer, AIDS, diabetes and ligma then beaten up by avengers
@sublistener5162
@sublistener5162 3 месяца назад
who's thanos
@kigatomi33
@kigatomi33 3 месяца назад
@@sublistener5162he’s my dad. He big purple bald manly man. Also he likes touching me. And always say that my mouth is a like hoover deluxe
@daplayer1098
@daplayer1098 3 месяца назад
@@sublistener5162 Thanos smelling this balls.
@KittenproductionsRobloxmovies
@KittenproductionsRobloxmovies 3 месяца назад
@@sublistener5162💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@nevergonnagiveyouup63
@nevergonnagiveyouup63 3 месяца назад
@@sublistener5162ur grandpops who died from ligma
@humourunified
@humourunified 3 месяца назад
"With Great Cancer, Comes Great Deadpool" - Uncle Ben
@fedda9999
@fedda9999 3 месяца назад
unkel tuberculosis
@enosunim
@enosunim 3 месяца назад
Comes Great Chemotherapy
@tacogienus43
@tacogienus43 3 месяца назад
Yes😂
@kiwirebelo
@kiwirebelo 3 месяца назад
Wow 😂😂😂😂
@fedda9999
@fedda9999 3 месяца назад
@@kiwirebelo ikr xD
@yeezyoreo9900
@yeezyoreo9900 3 месяца назад
Cancer-Man developement arc with the candice joke
@jakubport7361
@jakubport7361 3 месяца назад
Wait, who's Candace?
@JeanFares6970
@JeanFares6970 3 месяца назад
​@@jakubport7361 Candice nuts fit in your mouth ?
@choochoomaru7514
@choochoomaru7514 3 месяца назад
Can dice nut! Sigma
@icraquliyev
@icraquliyev 3 месяца назад
​@@jakubport7361 Candice nutz fit in your mouth?
@pingpongfulldh2308
@pingpongfulldh2308 3 месяца назад
​@@jakubport7361Can these nuts fit in your mouth 😺
@williamridd1935
@williamridd1935 3 месяца назад
You know.. I’m something of a cancer patient myself
@lgamerdelta3158
@lgamerdelta3158 3 месяца назад
I'm something of a cancer survivor myself
@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334
@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334 3 месяца назад
@@lgamerdelta3158I wish u didn’t
@Thou-tj7hd
@Thou-tj7hd Месяц назад
@@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334 Ew, wtf, i hope this is just a joke
@Ohflipsnap
@Ohflipsnap 11 дней назад
@@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334 Bro, why u hatin'?
@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334
@t.n.h.ptheneohumanpatterna8334 11 дней назад
@@Ohflipsnap cuz funny
@RockSmithStudio
@RockSmithStudio 3 месяца назад
Dr. Connors not giving two shits about Peter's cancer diagnosis straight to Peter's face 🤣
@wheezerYT
@wheezerYT 3 месяца назад
Connors is a *savage* Lizard.
@mattco1103
@mattco1103 3 месяца назад
Haha​@@wheezerYT
@muhdahnaf7927
@muhdahnaf7927 3 месяца назад
Cancer-Man : "I need to beat cancer, please tell me how ?!" Dr Ock : *"Ligma Balls"*
@geoffreyherrick298
@geoffreyherrick298 3 месяца назад
I always lick your balls. That part had me dead. 💀 🤣
@TTH248
@TTH248 3 месяца назад
Dr Cock
@crisalcantara7671
@crisalcantara7671 3 месяца назад
😂😂😂
@AMV_GMVguy
@AMV_GMVguy 3 месяца назад
That's Dr. Cock bro.
@Ace-n6j
@Ace-n6j 3 месяца назад
Doctor : Peter, the reason why you have cancer is because you have kizma. Peter : What's kizma? Doctor : Kizma a**!
@crisalcantara7671
@crisalcantara7671 3 месяца назад
😂😂😂
@irumasuzuki9074
@irumasuzuki9074 3 месяца назад
"What ever life holds for me I will always have cancer"
@degariuslozak2169
@degariuslozak2169 3 месяца назад
0:11 Most realistic college professor
@OLDmanBOB
@OLDmanBOB 20 дней назад
My Mom was dying in hospice, and I decided to leave to be with her in her final moments. I was told there is nothing I can do for her and should not take the break to visit her. I ended up taking the break anyways, I don't regret it in the slightest, I just started taking summer classes to make up for it.
@lionelshao6167
@lionelshao6167 3 месяца назад
You’ll get your rent when you fix this DAMN CANCER!
@paulgoogol2652
@paulgoogol2652 3 месяца назад
any landlord will cure cancer in no time
@Nowy84
@Nowy84 3 дня назад
💀
@JWProductions2023
@JWProductions2023 3 месяца назад
Cancer-Man: No Way To The Cure
@venomark7883
@venomark7883 3 месяца назад
Cancer-Man: Far From Chemo
@krzysztofkowalski4784
@krzysztofkowalski4784 3 месяца назад
Cancer-Man: Gravecoming
@vincentgarcia2702
@vincentgarcia2702 3 месяца назад
No Way Cured* fixed it!
@krzysztofkowalski4784
@krzysztofkowalski4784 3 месяца назад
Cancer-Man: Far From Cure
@Doggo_is_sus
@Doggo_is_sus 3 месяца назад
Cancer man is basically opposite of bully maguire
@Gerald3merald
@Gerald3merald 3 месяца назад
"Why you're dead... ?" "I will be." You died in the last Cancer video along with Norman Assporn.
@Pama-yp9qv
@Pama-yp9qv 3 месяца назад
Wasn’t seeing that coming 1:20
@AvidYTuser
@AvidYTuser 3 месяца назад
I bet Peter is gonna turn into deadpool in cancermam 3 and start his arc😂
@Alex_FRD
@Alex_FRD 3 месяца назад
"Having cancer is not enough." I didn't know Doc Ock was an Asian tiger mom.
@stanley-rn00
@stanley-rn00 3 месяца назад
"I need to beat cancer.please tell me how" "I won't" Got me rolling😂😂
@crisalcantara7671
@crisalcantara7671 3 месяца назад
😂😂
@crisalcantara7671
@crisalcantara7671 3 месяца назад
I almost dropped my phone😂
@Jonathan-Shadow
@Jonathan-Shadow 3 месяца назад
As someone who had cancer… you’ll get your CT SCAN *WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR*
@humourunified
@humourunified 3 месяца назад
"You know what... I'm somthing of a Cancer myself" - Normal Osborne
@gusfring6887
@gusfring6887 3 месяца назад
Norman Assporn
@Rikiki0
@Rikiki0 3 месяца назад
@@gusfring6887 Normalise assporn
@crisalcantara7671
@crisalcantara7671 3 месяца назад
​@@gusfring6887 cancer assborn😂
@ash_11117
@ash_11117 3 месяца назад
I like how he’s permanently teary-eyed
@Alex169o
@Alex169o 3 месяца назад
He is sad because he is BALD 😢
@thebwoods15
@thebwoods15 3 месяца назад
Mary Jane would probably make it all about her as usual. "I'm going to cheat on you, because you decided to go to chemotherapy instead of coming to see my play."
@jasonmarin8187
@jasonmarin8187 3 месяца назад
"Wait, what's Ligma?" "Ligma balls."😂
@milk9817
@milk9817 3 месяца назад
*Somewhere in another universe* Peter: "Doctor octavius! I need to beat cancer, please tell me how!" Doc ock: "Find Candice!" Peter: "Who's Candice?" Doc ock: 🙂
@ArikazuSora
@ArikazuSora 3 месяца назад
I guess that's what would really happen if you get bit by a radio active spider CANCER-MAN
@shriharihudli
@shriharihudli 3 месяца назад
Radiation poisoning does have symptoms very similar to cancer.
@Lopez_the_heavy
@Lopez_the_heavy 3 месяца назад
“I’m somewhat of a cancer myself”
@jaxteller6433
@jaxteller6433 2 месяца назад
"Cancer is not a privilege, it's a gift. And you use it for the good of mankind."
@wheezerYT
@wheezerYT 3 месяца назад
High Harry: "Cancer-Man is gonna be the new Human Spider trope, man....." Peter: "What?"
@irresponsibleidiot3748
@irresponsibleidiot3748 3 месяца назад
The last conversation is the best comeback ever from Spiderman, a true chad
@leob4403
@leob4403 Месяц назад
Lived like a chad, died like a chad
@photontheblueflash7658
@photontheblueflash7658 3 месяца назад
I love the part where people are walking backwards and just fading into the background because of Peter's cancer
@kormoxkall6687
@kormoxkall6687 3 месяца назад
My brother died of cancer a year ago and I'm not sure when it becomes appropriate to laugh at things like this again
@leprechaun3677
@leprechaun3677 3 месяца назад
This was never a laughing matter, it’s cancer. This videos is pretty bad.
@MasterDracer
@MasterDracer 3 месяца назад
@@kormoxkall6687 exactly what I meant in my comment, my condolences bro, stay strong
@kormoxkall6687
@kormoxkall6687 3 месяца назад
@@MasterDracer Cheers bro, it;s rough but I'm getting there - My experience should not deter others from finding humor, some of life's hardest lessons must be ones you yourself go through
@crisalcantara7671
@crisalcantara7671 3 месяца назад
I lost my mom to cancer a few weeks ago 😢
@No_More_Eyes545
@No_More_Eyes545 3 месяца назад
I lost my dad to cancer in 2009, You never forget your loved ones, but you get used to the pain and remember them for the best. My dad would rather have me laughing than sulking, so best advice I have for you is that if you can't handle these jokes, come back when you do. No shame in not wanting to dishonor your brother. Again, I laugh because my father would rather me do that than sulk or get angry, but in the end it's up to me to handle it.
@Electro2014
@Electro2014 3 месяца назад
Doctor connor just stole his classic line! "I miss the part where thats my problem "
@Cow_19
@Cow_19 3 месяца назад
2 years later and bro still has funny videos Its as if bro has infinite knowledge lol
@choochoomaru7514
@choochoomaru7514 3 месяца назад
40,000 years of evolution and we barely even tapped the vastness of SIGMA potential
@nightmarepegasus4141
@nightmarepegasus4141 3 месяца назад
Ligma potential neither i got to say
@BlueRainbowSky66
@BlueRainbowSky66 3 месяца назад
Dr. Connors: I can't look at you, Peter. You smell... like an old grandma, you look like ass. You always appear exhausted. Peter: Bro, can't you see i have cancer? Dr. Connors: I missed the part where that's my problem. Connors is really honest. Also, welcome to the club.
@lsixty30
@lsixty30 3 месяца назад
"...and you use them like infinity stones." x'''D
@marauder1085
@marauder1085 3 месяца назад
0:53 infinity cancer
@amusingturtle
@amusingturtle 3 месяца назад
"I’m not just fighting cancer, I’m fighting for every strand of my web, every thread of my life."" - Peter Parker(Spiderman)
@CandyApples4ever
@CandyApples4ever 3 месяца назад
“I miss the part where that’s my problem” He stole his line 😂
@yunehversomi1458
@yunehversomi1458 3 месяца назад
I mean the first utterance of that line wasn’t even from Peter.
@danalyze
@danalyze 3 месяца назад
"I have been doing chemo lately" "Chemo is not a major at this university"
@retrogamer64007
@retrogamer64007 3 месяца назад
With no power comes no responsibility-Uncle Ben
@calamityarmityle3086
@calamityarmityle3086 3 месяца назад
On one hand this is extremely fucked up. On the other this is extremely funny.
@TheSunIsPurpleStudio
@TheSunIsPurpleStudio 3 месяца назад
"A photo of Cancer-Man getting chemo. Run the story as 'Cancer-Man takes chemo medicine away from deserving children.'" ~ J Jonah Jameson
@Ace-ey3nv
@Ace-ey3nv 3 месяца назад
"Cancer is not a major in this university."
@AndyTandy
@AndyTandy 3 месяца назад
40000 years of evolution and we've barely even tapped the vastness of cancer curing potential
@realiascailt
@realiascailt 3 месяца назад
New Headline: SPIDERMAN BUT INFLATION HIT. Every ad says $3000
@ZeronimeYT
@ZeronimeYT 3 месяца назад
Not Ligma Balls joke 😭
@lawrencefrost9063
@lawrencefrost9063 3 месяца назад
You never run out of ideas. I applaud you and I salute your efforts.
@zeroalpha4818
@zeroalpha4818 22 дня назад
0:46 cancer is not enough 🤣
@altimotheus819
@altimotheus819 2 месяца назад
Never thought I'd hear Dr. Conners saying "I miss the part where that's my problem."
@yournamehere7329
@yournamehere7329 3 месяца назад
"Bro, can't you see I have cancer!?" "I missed the part where that's my problem." 😂 I'm dead
@mikoswhackgameandstuffvids480
@mikoswhackgameandstuffvids480 3 месяца назад
Cancer man 3 when Peter gets the black suit "It's the symbiote from Ultimate Spider-Man, the cure for cancer. I'm cured"
@arjyaloganpaul5632
@arjyaloganpaul5632 2 месяца назад
Mac Gargan: I'm a Scorpion with Cancer.
@Pashury
@Pashury 3 месяца назад
I think Peter came back from the dead and got cancer again.
@-Raylight
@-Raylight 3 месяца назад
So he's Deadpool? Look who cosplaying who now xD Poor Doc Ock, he got the taste of his own medicine 😂 The voice AI is so good. The professor saying *"I missed the part where that's my problem"* is so great
@yudiaryanto936
@yudiaryanto936 Месяц назад
Peter : "Ligma?" Dr. Octavius : "Ligma Balls" 🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔥💀💀
@ughhh5745
@ughhh5745 3 месяца назад
"I'm an infinite meme material"- probably Bully Maguire 2024
@msmmeysami3992
@msmmeysami3992 3 месяца назад
" The Spider-Man jokes are getting out of hand " The Human Spider: I miss the part where that's my problem...
@PachekoJr
@PachekoJr 2 месяца назад
Eyy yoo, ive never had the Candice one before😂😂😂 * Added to library *😂😂😂😂😂
@jonathanengland1
@jonathanengland1 3 месяца назад
Another masterpiece. Your videos give me life.
@Thecolony4789
@Thecolony4789 2 месяца назад
If wade Wilson with terminal cancer was a Spider-Man in alternate universe
@nrgentertainmentartist8668
@nrgentertainmentartist8668 3 месяца назад
"Wait, what's Ligma?" "Ligma Balls" I died 🤣🤣🤣
@tigerlep9
@tigerlep9 2 месяца назад
"Use them like infinity stones" LOOOL
@jreverie7018
@jreverie7018 2 месяца назад
Wow ai voices have gotten sooooo much better
@rzlegend3737
@rzlegend3737 3 месяца назад
In cancerman 3 Peter: I'm in last stage. I'm going to dye Venom: I wanna put some cure in eye.
@lhfirex
@lhfirex 3 месяца назад
Remember Peter. With great cancer comes great candice nuts jokes.
@grimmhilde1305
@grimmhilde1305 3 месяца назад
LoL you even got Peter to talk whiney
@leob4403
@leob4403 Месяц назад
Toby Maguires whispery beta voice though lol he made a career out of that
@gohithsrivatsa4746
@gohithsrivatsa4746 3 месяца назад
I'm the person who knocks - Bully Maguire
@jkgaming0565
@jkgaming0565 3 месяца назад
“You have to get AIDS, diabetes, ligma…” I can’t 💀🤣🤣🤣
@Gears-rb2ox
@Gears-rb2ox 3 месяца назад
The Doctor: we found a lump in your lungs. Peter: How’d that get in there? 😂
@jaxteller6433
@jaxteller6433 2 месяца назад
"I believe there's a cancer in all of us that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride."
@TheEndIsMan392
@TheEndIsMan392 3 месяца назад
I couldn't get through a minute of the damn video without dying of laughter and rewinding it !!!! 😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂 That face at 0:04 😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂
@neo_bellic
@neo_bellic 3 месяца назад
MJ: Peter, don't make jokes about cancer, it's horrible. Peter: I miss the part where that's my problem.
@wiltfield
@wiltfield 3 месяца назад
Having cancer isn't a major at this university
@nikoivan2580
@nikoivan2580 3 месяца назад
At the end, cancer man got his revenge ...
@coolcaleb9939
@coolcaleb9939 3 месяца назад
Sad. This was so sad. But also funny.
@Snesgamer
@Snesgamer 3 месяца назад
No matter your feelings about AI, i think we can all agree the explosion of creativity and new lines its given The Human Spider makes it at least a little worth it
@HarleyQuinnx3x3
@HarleyQuinnx3x3 3 месяца назад
peter: bro, can´t you see i have cancer teacher: i miss the part where that is my problem
@Rapscalionshandeekin
@Rapscalionshandeekin 3 месяца назад
Poor peter. Everyone is just plain mean to him in this alternate cancerverse
@PD-Pro-Go
@PD-Pro-Go 2 месяца назад
These videos get better and better every single time.
@Ron_Sensei
@Ron_Sensei 3 месяца назад
Doctor : Sorry you've got stage 4 cancer and only a couple of days left.. Peter: Why wasn't I told?
@JesusIsLord105
@JesusIsLord105 3 месяца назад
Crikey, Dr Connors was brutal 😂
@chesstact2297
@chesstact2297 3 месяца назад
Why don't you kick the bucket already,I liked this dialogue ❤❤❤
@fahadhum
@fahadhum 3 месяца назад
The Professor part cracked me up :)
@SpiteBellow
@SpiteBellow 2 месяца назад
Peter flat lines doc: See ya chump
@culinarydreams.saransh7803
@culinarydreams.saransh7803 3 месяца назад
Connor playing UNO reverse 😂
@MirelRC
@MirelRC 3 месяца назад
Ligma is my new favorite disease.
@heathphoenix1341
@heathphoenix1341 3 месяца назад
Can't wait for cancer man 3 with Bully Maguire
@ultimatesonic-b127
@ultimatesonic-b127 3 месяца назад
"40,000 years of evolution and we barely trapped the vactness of cancer potential"
@Spifel
@Spifel 3 месяца назад
I got a baby corns ad when the video finished and thought it was apart of the video 💀💀💀
@shridixit1996
@shridixit1996 3 месяца назад
Ohhhhh poor Peter Parker 😢 Get well soon my friend 😊
@Nick-dg2rx
@Nick-dg2rx 18 дней назад
When doctor Connors stops acting like a doctor Peter- bro can’t you see I have cancer? Doctor Connors- I missed the part where that’s my problem
@am_rbeer
@am_rbeer 3 месяца назад
Ohh Man......he nailed it 🤣 USE THEM LIKE INFINITY STONES
@ciaofficial1723
@ciaofficial1723 3 месяца назад
I thought Doctor Connors became lizard because he wanted to cure diseases such as cancer but I guess he miss the part where that's his problem
@3l0hymn52
@3l0hymn52 3 месяца назад
That chemo roast by Mr. Ditkovich was crazy
@MadmanJ08
@MadmanJ08 3 месяца назад
The human spider: the reason you have cancer is because you have pinphobia. Pin begger: what's that? The human spider: pin gone. Carry on.
@60sto80s2
@60sto80s2 3 месяца назад
Cancer man cancer man, can do what cancer can
@RizkyRafiGTI
@RizkyRafiGTI 3 месяца назад
"My Father, he die right?" "Cancer kill him"
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