Spider-Man Humbles Jonah Jameson 

I think you might be my favorite person wjo covers these if your going to link the issue in a pined comment so I can find and read the issues later

Yea just takes a few robbery for himself and breaking ppl jaws.

For Now. (tm)

@@Guyontheinternet469 more responsible after talking to uncle ben.. before he was robbing stores for food

But a terrible start!

@@mrmistermelom Robbing stores for food is perfectly fine, honestly.

But but canon event 😂.... lol miguel is probably fuming 🤣

I really like this too. Feels more natural somehow

Is he wrong though? Yeah, JJ won't go as far because Stan Lee didn't create him that way, but gee whiz does he takes things too far and he needs constant humbling to bring him back down to earth. I mean, *Captain America* once ripped off JJ's mustache just to prove the point to him that he knows menaces and Spider-Man ain't one of them. And that guy knew Hitler, so that's saying a lot. JJ's lucky he's got checks-and-balances in his world because he could easily become a super-villain without them.

​@@girl1213im not reading all that im happy for you tho or sorry if that happened

​@@girl1213pretty sure cap just scared him into shaving it

No help

Suddenly Miguel shows up outta nowhere: "Bro, it's a canon event" as he snaps Uncle Ben's neck in half

@@mynameissangthat would not be a canon event, instead shoot him in the chest and let him bleed out🫡

New stories?

Spider-Man became God and Uncle Ben kept dying as a running gag in one comic.

Yeah I honestly can't stand Jameson he's such a hypocrite and just an all around terrible person. I get that's the point but I'm honestly tired of it I'm glad he ended up becoming a friend to Peter in canon

ikr i hate all the slander he did

It's like Rocket says, everyone's got dead people.

@@Ilikebats123it’s no excuse to get everyone else dead along the way

No one is going to talk about how Spider-Man called Jonah little hitler It's been. Alluded to before but not an outright comparison he's ever spoken, especially not from the web head

If it's still the Venom symbiote, it could either dredge up those old, negative feelings he had before talking with his uncle, or because he's more balanced emotionally, they could have a truly symbiotic relationship with little to no downsides or side effects.

Marvel writers are not happy but I am

Bro got Gwen His Uncles Alive He Isn't Tom Holland He Isn't gay Harry is Still his Best Friend The Goblin is Dead bro he got a perfect ending unlike tom

@@DaRealRocketMan lmaoo, fr

@@DaRealRocketMan He lost his Aunt, but other than that everything else seem to have gotten better. Also, what do you mean the Goblin is dead?

@@Zack_Zander oh shit sorry my memory is shit like goblin got backhanded into a AC Fan and apparently he got crippled or some shit

@@DaRealRocketMan Yeah, crippled and his villain identity was revealed much earlier, but he should be still alive.

I don't think their is though 😂

It would reveal his identity

exactly, there has been many times that peter will purposely get bullied so it wouldnt be too obvious that he’s spiderman

​@@marquesventura7599Why him not being a pushover expose he's Spiderman? You act like people know what his powers are.

​@@jeremiahscott2032No they wouldn't they'd just be shocked how they messed with someone who has good reflexes.

​@@jeremiahscott2032using SS for dodging wouldnt reveal anything

It wasn't his fault Uncle Ben died, so it's not his fault Aunt May died. Peter always blamed himself for it, but as Uncle Ben said: he could not have known what would happen next.

Then you don't get his character. He's suffering too.

Someone suffering doesn't automatically make them likable or excuse their actions. Jonah is a slanderous asshole there is no way around that. Knowing why someone is the way they are simply makes it more understandable.

@@SirDankleberry And to quote Rocket "Boo-hoo. Everybody's got dead people. That's no excuse to get everybody else dead along the way!" Him having a dead son is an explanation, not an excuse to bully Spider-Man. Jameson is a grown man. For once, he needs to act like it

@@DragonGoddess18 and spider man is a criminal! A vigilante thats created like 50 supervillains do to his antics!

​​@@jackmakila3776e didn't create shite, people choose to be villains. It's no one else's responsibility how you live your life. Just like Peter has the free will to be a superhero and he didn't have to be but he chose to. Instead of blaming the guy doing his job and keeping the city safe blame the scumbags who constantly fck up the city and refuse to back down for the millionth time. And calling him a criminal is stupid, criminals are bad guys and Spiderman is not. Sure he's a vigilante but vigilantes are making the police job easier and safer and therefore they are the good guys illegal job or not.

Mainstream Spider-Man has done wrong things in the past too, but making things right is part of who he is. It's a core essential

Ain't that the truth. Some people will retort with "Doing the right thing is its' own reward", but that only goes so far. If we could live off satisfaction, the world would be a different place, but obviously, that's not the case.

His funeral. Also, this is one of the worlds where Pete actually comes out the better for it, so I'm willing to let it slide. Him putting 'Little Hitler' in his place is sweet, sweet catharsis. But if you're looking for a more logical standpoint, Spidey isn't as active as he is in his other 'verses, so that combined with his little demonstration and talking to with J.J.J. probably took the wind out of his sails.

Spider-man(From the video): Sorry, but Not in My world, buddy.

Me: "Hey, O'Hara. To paraphrase the Man - Emperor of Mankind, you and your 'canon event' can 'get bent, pop a knot, fuck off!'"

triple J had it coming

Why?

Honestly, the only iteration where Waller comes off as somewhat reasonable is her depiction is in the DCAU. Her comic version? UGH!

@@oceanberserker My only issue with Waller from the JLU series was the fact she seemed to have a hard-on for Batman, acting like HE is the only Justice Leaguer that matters

Tbf the cannon event was may's death