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First-time caller Michael details a 2018 spiritual experience where he felt something like lightning within him. God then told him (in a psychic "voice") that Michael was the Biblical prophesied messenger of the end times. Michael gives further fantastical stories of miraculous events as proof, but will not provide any concrete evidence the hosts can independently verify. He ignores their repeated requests to know why they should believe him. Michael then claims God moved his hand to type a name into Google revealing who Michael believes is the Antichrist, but he admits God did not actually tell him to call the show. As the hosts grow increasingly frustrated with Michael's refusal to directly answer questions or provide proof for his far-fetched stories, Matt curses at him until the useless call finally ends with Michael being banned
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@thisislaflaretv5250
@thisislaflaretv5250 8 месяцев назад
We have a mental health crisis in this country that is not being addressed
@shaneryan9040
@shaneryan9040 8 месяцев назад
Holy shit yes.lookat Trump supporters.
@jimmythebold589
@jimmythebold589 8 месяцев назад
the intersection of the venn diagram of MAGA and evangelicals is a circle... @@shaneryan9040
@scottc1857
@scottc1857 8 месяцев назад
​@@shaneryan9040 uhh what? Do you even know why people support trump? I bet you don't. And to be clear I do not support trump at all other than thinking he MIGHT accidentally manage to be slightly better than "Joe Biden" because at least with trump we'd actually know who was making decisions...
@joshfacio9379
@joshfacio9379 7 месяцев назад
if trump was elected we do know who would be making the decisions, thatd be his bff putin. so your right about that! lol@@scottc1857
7 месяцев назад
@@scottc1857 thanks for proving shaneryan's point.
@sparki9085
@sparki9085 8 месяцев назад
"i had a spiritual experience!" "How do you know it was spiritual" "It was a spirit!" "How do you know?" "Because I said so!" Alright, im convinced. Praise jesus!
@MrMattSax
@MrMattSax 8 месяцев назад
This is actually very typical theist thinking
@Bebymeboo
@Bebymeboo 8 месяцев назад
That’s why I worship my gardener
@rockpadstudios
@rockpadstudios 8 месяцев назад
lol
@IanM-id8or
@IanM-id8or 8 месяцев назад
I definitely believe in spirits. Whiskey. Rum. Even vodka. ;-)
@miconis123
@miconis123 8 месяцев назад
@@Bebymeboo Does he know Japanese?
@JDime2059
@JDime2059 8 месяцев назад
This dude is nuts. He has a 155 page essay about Jared Leto being the Antichrist. Hilarious.
@vincentdaniels2596
@vincentdaniels2596 8 месяцев назад
So the antichrist doesn't even have the power to make good movies. You would think the antichrist would have the power to charm everyone into thinking everything he does is phenomenal. If you read any of it does he at least explain why Jared Leto seems to have NO special ablities whatsoever?
@codyhelms2556
@codyhelms2556 8 месяцев назад
You know, I was curious, but then you said 155 pages, and I realized "nope, I'm not that curious."
@thejudgmentalcat
@thejudgmentalcat 8 месяцев назад
Would the Antichrist wear a pomegranate Mohawk? The defense rests 👨‍💼
@zacharyshort384
@zacharyshort384 8 месяцев назад
@@vincentdaniels2596 Hey, now. Mr. Nobody is a fantastic movie. Things only went down hill when he hired Satan to be his agent.
@claudiasolomon1123
@claudiasolomon1123 8 месяцев назад
Hey now, I'm not a fan of Jared's Joker but calling him the antichrist is a bit too far😮
@rikorobinson
@rikorobinson 8 месяцев назад
If Forrest Valkai, of all people (that kindhearted gentle being), is yelling at you, you deserve to be yelled at...
@dinard38
@dinard38 8 месяцев назад
Lol, right. I rarely hear Forrest curse at a caller or loses his patience. I’ve always respected the way he’s patient with these callers. But then you have callers like the archangel Michael here that just pushes Forrest to his limits. 😂
@tdb1726
@tdb1726 Месяц назад
Maybe Forrest was patient back then, but he starts laughing at the callers and doing his little dance pretty quickly from what I've seen
@rrodriguez4277
@rrodriguez4277 День назад
Agreed!
@Lcacique
@Lcacique 8 месяцев назад
If he wasn't a troll, he's dangerous. Actually, even if he was a troll, he's dangerous.
@DomRoy-w7r
@DomRoy-w7r 8 месяцев назад
I totally agree with you!!!!!!!
@Schmeadeable
@Schmeadeable 5 месяцев назад
He’s not a troll, he’s having a manic episode and needs help. Sadly, Matt couldn’t care less.
@yohanvasanth9733
@yohanvasanth9733 3 месяца назад
He's dangerous.
@dx1450
@dx1450 3 месяца назад
@@Schmeadeable As if Matt could help him. This guy isn't going to listen to Matt or anyone who suggests he get professional help.
@Schmeadeable
@Schmeadeable 3 месяца назад
@@dx1450 Sadly Matt either doesn’t realize what is glaringly obvious right in front of him, or he doesn’t care. Likely both. It is sad how bankrupt Matt’s dogmatic worldview of secular humanism is and its inability to provide a moral ethic, which Matt is all too keen to demonstrate for us.
@phoenixkingtheo
@phoenixkingtheo 8 месяцев назад
I love how all these callers, when they make a ridiculous claim, and the hosts ask a clarifying question, they’re always like “why are you interrupting me?” Like my guy, you just said your god said you were the archangel Michael and are here for the end times. Did you really think you’ll just be allowed to move past that without some pushback?
@jewsco
@jewsco 8 месяцев назад
Yes they do unfortunately
@TheTruthKiwi
@TheTruthKiwi 8 месяцев назад
😂😂😂 Gods I love this community. 😊
@TravisW888
@TravisW888 8 месяцев назад
They are calling in thinking they’ll get 10 minutes to preach, and can’t handle questions.
@jewsco
@jewsco 8 месяцев назад
@@Magginoodles125 sure you did
@phoenixkingtheo
@phoenixkingtheo 8 месяцев назад
@@Magginoodles125 then how do you know you experienced it at all? Why are you believing something you yourself say in unprovable?
@ggs7516
@ggs7516 8 месяцев назад
Holy hell Forest's spiritual dance during the sermon SENT me 😂
@cospaws8810
@cospaws8810 8 месяцев назад
I’m trying not to laugh out loud at work 😆
@mariochartrand3308
@mariochartrand3308 8 месяцев назад
I just saw it ! hahahahahahhahahahaha
@DarkFire0421
@DarkFire0421 8 месяцев назад
It was amazing , and odly well done . Dude had rhythm that made it look as if he were dancing in the rains down in Africa lol
@miconis123
@miconis123 8 месяцев назад
He's channeling Jared Leto lol
@BlessYourHeart254
@BlessYourHeart254 6 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@thedrizzle21
@thedrizzle21 8 месяцев назад
God could not have chosen a less eloquent messenger....
@noone3216
@noone3216 3 месяца назад
Research Jared Leto.
@dx1450
@dx1450 3 месяца назад
None of these people who call in claiming to have a message from God are very eloquent.
@funkrobot9762
@funkrobot9762 8 месяцев назад
90% of these videos go like this: The hosts: what is your argument/proof? The guests: I have a bellybutton
@KintokiSan
@KintokiSan 8 месяцев назад
"you won't know unless you experience it!" is on the same level as "I have evidence but it goes to a different school!"
@lxw6657
@lxw6657 7 месяцев назад
"it lives in Canada bro."
@HammerHedemann
@HammerHedemann 8 месяцев назад
It never fails to amaze how these lunatics who apparently have a direct link to their all mighty creator, always seems to struggle with cellphone reception 😑😑😑
@jaimefernandez2624
@jaimefernandez2624 8 месяцев назад
most of them sound just fine in the original call, jimmy just loves destroying sound quality using AI.
@bulkvanderhuge9006
@bulkvanderhuge9006 8 месяцев назад
@@jaimefernandez2624 UM UM UM UM UM
@freakishuproar1168
@freakishuproar1168 8 месяцев назад
If their defence, you don't necessarily need decent reception when you're talking to the voices in your head ;p
@germanshepherd2701
@germanshepherd2701 8 месяцев назад
@@freakishuproar1168 Wellllll I think the problem actually stems from poor reception between his neurons 😂
@mort8143
@mort8143 8 месяцев назад
Yeah, plus you reckon a few would want to know how Uncle Joe, or poor Aunt Sarah are going up in heaven?
@JewelEzra
@JewelEzra 8 месяцев назад
Michael is very special. Imagine how special out of 8 billion.
@davenchop
@davenchop 8 месяцев назад
these people must have been abused as children .. how else could you be so full of shit
@martinkent333
@martinkent333 8 месяцев назад
Please type Moses online and learn that there is zero evidence for Exodus or Moses. How educated are you?
@JewelEzra
@JewelEzra 8 месяцев назад
​@@martinkent333what? That was sarcasm and I already know that Moses and Exodus is bullshit. I probably know more than you so...
@carrollknipe3902
@carrollknipe3902 7 месяцев назад
I bet he road the small bus to school when he younger. Can’t you also imagine the lunatic parents he had pumping the programming in him 24/7.
@dx1450
@dx1450 3 месяца назад
Well, he is an archangel and all...
@jasmijnariel
@jasmijnariel 8 месяцев назад
10:19 when ADHD kicks in and you have an amazing party in your head😂 So relatable😂😂😂❤
@Farce13
@Farce13 8 месяцев назад
I had a whole circus in my head on shrooms once. That was fun
@TheTruthKiwi
@TheTruthKiwi 8 месяцев назад
😁😁😁
@WayWalker3
@WayWalker3 8 месяцев назад
Michael needs to take his meds, lots of them. 😂
@Mehki227
@Mehki227 7 месяцев назад
I used to work with people with disabilities, some of whom had mental illness. But the actual crazies were my coworkers 😜 and bosses🤪. When I'd had it for the day I'd walk up and down, saying if you took a pill today, it's not working, sour take two! By then, I'd given up and decided to join that 🎪🤡!😂
@codyhelms2556
@codyhelms2556 8 месяцев назад
"Why are you guys getting so hung up on the specifics?" I dunno, dude, maybe because when you claim to be the reincarnation of the archangel Michael and that a mediocre actor is an incarnation of pure evil, people are gonna have some questions about it?
@chrislefler7173
@chrislefler7173 8 месяцев назад
Hey, that's not fair! He's also a mediocre musician!
@RideAcrossTheRiver
@RideAcrossTheRiver 8 месяцев назад
@@chrislefler7173 Mediocrity IS evil!
@issecret1
@issecret1 8 месяцев назад
Actor, singer, cult leader. He's a jack of all trades in mediocrity
@RideAcrossTheRiver
@RideAcrossTheRiver 6 месяцев назад
@@jrojalaI was kidding, of course.
@NapalmWeed
@NapalmWeed 6 месяцев назад
He was in The Suicide Squad 2016, that alone convinces me that he is the antichrist.
@norcodaev
@norcodaev 8 месяцев назад
Every so often you hear a called with such a ridiculous claim that you think “nobody will be able to top that”, then someone like this lunatic calls in and raises the bar🤣🤦🏼‍♂️
@robhaskins
@robhaskins 8 месяцев назад
Oh yeah, I remember this guy. "Research Jared Leto." I wish I had the free time Michael seems to have.
@notvcinema8741
@notvcinema8741 7 месяцев назад
To be fair, Jared Leto might be a cult leader.
@MooseMaunu
@MooseMaunu 4 месяца назад
Ok...I admit Morbius was a bit of an abomination...but...Jared Leto is the "antichrist" is a bit much.
@jesperjee
@jesperjee 4 месяца назад
Visiting hours at the facility are few.
@konnosx1213
@konnosx1213 8 месяцев назад
the way he builds up knowing the identity of the antichrist and then reveals that he thinks it's JARED FUCKING LETO is peak comedy gold truly one of the calls of all time
@guybrush1701
@guybrush1701 8 месяцев назад
I had the EXACT SAME THOUGHT. omg I cackled.
@jimmythebold589
@jimmythebold589 8 месяцев назад
is he a troll?? like, a really dedicated troll who can refrain from laughing?. ugh. i think i just disproved my own theorem. he's for real. wow
@ThorsDecree
@ThorsDecree 8 месяцев назад
​@@jimmythebold589nah he's real, I have known people that are actually like that. That's kind of normal in Mississippi, actually, we just call them preachers. Michael the End Times Archangel might fit in better here lol.
@IanM-id8or
@IanM-id8or 8 месяцев назад
To be fair, have you heard Jared Leto sing? ;-)
@ThorsDecree
@ThorsDecree 8 месяцев назад
@@IanM-id8or that's exactly what my girlfriend said lol. The story was too wild not to share, she said she agreed with the conclusion about Jared Leto but definitely not how he got there.
@barryweatherley5046
@barryweatherley5046 8 месяцев назад
A messenger of God without a message… how original…
@cambriaofthevastoceans6721
@cambriaofthevastoceans6721 8 месяцев назад
Funny how Gods never tell us anything thats useful
@codyhelms2556
@codyhelms2556 8 месяцев назад
That's not true. His message was "research Jared Leto"
@brandontankersley8107
@brandontankersley8107 8 месяцев назад
Or a prophet with an unhinged lunatic's message.
@DrownedInExile
@DrownedInExile 8 месяцев назад
Or a god.
@TheGreatMoonFrog
@TheGreatMoonFrog 6 месяцев назад
"I AM THE MESSENGER OF GOD...he says everything is aight."
@kasplatz553
@kasplatz553 8 месяцев назад
I personally assembled the Golden Gate bridge by hand. And you can totally verify that by googling that there is in fact a Golden Gate bridge!
@crazyprayingmantis5596
@crazyprayingmantis5596 8 месяцев назад
Hey, I also assembled it by hand
@Thunderclap117
@Thunderclap117 7 месяцев назад
@@crazyprayingmantis5596 That's not possible, kasplatz did that. I know this because he told me!
@arthurunknown8972
@arthurunknown8972 8 месяцев назад
If you've never been hit by lightning, how do you know what that felt like? Did it burn you? Stop your heart? Knock you down? No? So, you had a feeling. That's all. But, feelings are often wrong.
@DarkJJ13948
@DarkJJ13948 8 месяцев назад
This guy reminded me of Father Thunderbolt, a guy that lives in my area who got struck by lightning twice and lived so now he goes to public places (where people have their kids with them) and screams that we're all going to hell. A few times I had to fight the urge to ask what made him so sure that his god wasn't trying to off him XD
@SunofYork
@SunofYork 8 месяцев назад
I bet he has rubber soled shoes 6 inches thick
@codyhelms2556
@codyhelms2556 8 месяцев назад
​@@SunofYork Wouldn't that make it worse, though? If you're gonna get struck, you want the lightning to be able to ground itself, rather than not be able to move through your shoes and get stuck in your body. When a car gets struck by lightning, it's not the rubber tires that keeps everyone inside safe, it's the frame guiding the energy away from the people inside. The tires actually make it more unsafe, as the electricity in the car takes longer to ground.
@steveanton763
@steveanton763 8 месяцев назад
You really need to google how electricity works.
@WayWalker3
@WayWalker3 8 месяцев назад
​@@codyhelms2556Sorry, but that's not what happens. If the electricity is grounded or earthed, the circuit is closed. It's the closure of the circuit that enables the flow of current through the body, which disrupts the physical body's functions.
@codyhelms2556
@codyhelms2556 8 месяцев назад
@@WayWalker3 Huh. Learn something new every day. Will have to figure out where I heard the other thing, then.
@petyrkowalski9887
@petyrkowalski9887 8 месяцев назад
I drank a couple of big glasses of whisky…and I was gripped by the Scottish spirit.
@TheTruthKiwi
@TheTruthKiwi 8 месяцев назад
😂😂😂
@JorgeRodriguez-eg1vb
@JorgeRodriguez-eg1vb 3 месяца назад
Lmao 🍻 😂😅😅
@reysolo3672
@reysolo3672 2 месяца назад
Wrong spirit. Its the American spirit. The HUMAN spirit.
@Lonewolf---
@Lonewolf--- 7 месяцев назад
When a small child has an invisible friend, we call it an overactive imagination. When an adult does the same, we call it religion!
@RubixCubed3
@RubixCubed3 8 месяцев назад
Matt needed his emotional support cat at the end there.
@thejudgmentalcat
@thejudgmentalcat 8 месяцев назад
So did I, so my Squeek sat on my lap before this video. It's a miracle! 😂
@RubixCubed3
@RubixCubed3 8 месяцев назад
@@thejudgmentalcat so what you’re saying is your Squeek sat on your lap for a video, therefore god. I’m a believer now.
@thejudgmentalcat
@thejudgmentalcat 8 месяцев назад
@@RubixCubed3 ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY SQUEEK 🐈
@dx1450
@dx1450 3 месяца назад
Cute kitty
@Imperial-Socialist
@Imperial-Socialist 3 месяца назад
I need my kitty all the time
@apackofhoboes
@apackofhoboes 7 месяцев назад
"God doesn't allow the devil to do bad things" Job: Am I joke to you?
@dx1450
@dx1450 3 месяца назад
LOL, that's the whole point of having a devil, to do bad things. God apparently created Satan in order to trick humanity into going to Hell, because he loves us of course.
@cirick1696
@cirick1696 8 месяцев назад
I lost it when you asked him "How do you know you're not the Anti-Christ." Edit: wait this guy thinks that Jared Leto is the Anti-Christ 😂
@michaelbell3181
@michaelbell3181 8 месяцев назад
I love Forrest Valkai's facial expressions 🤣😂
@MisterRorschach90
@MisterRorschach90 8 месяцев назад
Just accidentally found his website and when I saw how long it was I immediately said screw that.
@grantjohnston7148
@grantjohnston7148 8 месяцев назад
Wow,that was both entertaining and hard to listen to at the same time lol
@MrJoestar83
@MrJoestar83 8 месяцев назад
The lightning actually connected him to the bullshitforce, source of his powers
@albaniahenry-franklin2829
@albaniahenry-franklin2829 8 месяцев назад
F*CKING HILARIOUS🤣🤣🤣
@counterpoiseag6068
@counterpoiseag6068 8 месяцев назад
This story miraculously made my hand move on its own up and down at a medium pace no less than three times.
@alanevery215
@alanevery215 8 месяцев назад
Clenched into a loose fist possibly?
@JonathonPawelko
@JonathonPawelko 8 месяцев назад
A miracle no doubt. Totally incontestable.
@SilverGirl-925
@SilverGirl-925 8 месяцев назад
It happened to Dr. Strangelove
@the_eaglefan
@the_eaglefan 8 месяцев назад
I hope that guy gets the help he needs.
@nealgrimes4382
@nealgrimes4382 8 месяцев назад
Me too and i also hope he doesn't sit next to me and start a conversation.
@corneliusmakin-bird7540
@corneliusmakin-bird7540 7 месяцев назад
The sad thing is, there are people out there who will actually believe this guy and say the hosts are hiding the truth!
@notconvinced
@notconvinced 7 месяцев назад
I love how Matt's kitty cat came up to him at the very end of the video 😻
@johnsperry9494
@johnsperry9494 4 месяца назад
“Never let the truth stand in the way of a good story.” -- Hunter S. Thompson.
@milokimble5245
@milokimble5245 8 месяцев назад
My hands are moving,..Now they're around my neck,...I Can't Breath! God, help me!!!!
@crazyprayingmantis5596
@crazyprayingmantis5596 8 месяцев назад
😂
@hopelessnerd6677
@hopelessnerd6677 8 месяцев назад
Mwhahahahaha! My hands are moving. Up and down. Up and down. Feels good....
@FlushGorgon
@FlushGorgon 5 месяцев назад
Your hands are forcing you to type with your nose ? Then why did you type this call for help instead of typing Jared Leto ?
@JAMESLEVEE
@JAMESLEVEE 8 месяцев назад
I've heard people who've had a psychotic break who speak in the same fashion. They've never been officially diagnosed as schizophrenic, but...
@Seewhathappens101
@Seewhathappens101 29 дней назад
Anyone can experience psychosis but it is common in schizophrenia.
@mikeythehat6693
@mikeythehat6693 8 месяцев назад
The rabbit hole runs deep with this one......
@thomasprendergast6315
@thomasprendergast6315 8 месяцев назад
Truly one of the most entertaining calls. Loved it.
@bulkvanderhuge9006
@bulkvanderhuge9006 8 месяцев назад
If I were Michael, I would've gone to the ER and get checked to see if I had a Micro-Stroke
@EliteTrainerKenway
@EliteTrainerKenway 8 месяцев назад
"It had to be a miracle! My god!" 😂😂😂
@inrainbows1829
@inrainbows1829 8 месяцев назад
Sounds like he watched the great outdoors Bet he gets outsmarted by raccoons a lot
@bitplanes
@bitplanes 8 месяцев назад
This reminds me of a period in my life that I was selling one computer platform (as a career) but was subconsciously believing that the competitor platform was better. I suppressed this and tried to make arguments for why the thing I was selling was really best, until one day at 2AM after drifting to sleep I was awoken by a bell sound that reverberated for miles and made my whole body vibrate. Then a disembodied, loud, clear but gentle voice told me to embrace the computer I really wanted. A great weight was lifted from me and I almost cried. Nobody else woke up, leading me to understand that the bell and voice I'd heard was somehow within me. The point is: If the thing I'd been subconsciously struggling about was a religion and I had this exact same brain experience, I can imagine I might conclude it really was a spiritual event of some kind.
@TheTruthKiwi
@TheTruthKiwi 8 месяцев назад
Haha I dream about computer platforms too man. 😁 God I'd love an Intel i9 with 128Gb of ram and a 4090ti. 😁Seriously though these people think about god all day, literally worship the dogma and then wonder why they have dreams about it and have hallucinations on their deathbeds. Cognitive bias much?!
@MitchellLambert-i9r
@MitchellLambert-i9r 8 месяцев назад
No evidence. Religion is a story . What a lunatic.
@jaredhynum4823
@jaredhynum4823 7 месяцев назад
Is that really something that happened to you? Lol I can’t tell
@bitplanes
@bitplanes 7 месяцев назад
@@jaredhynum4823 it seems absurd but yes that happened.
@dx1450
@dx1450 3 месяца назад
@@TheTruthKiwi Yeah, I go through my days mostly never thinking about God or religion, and I don't have religious dreams or hallucinations about it.
@johnciano3524
@johnciano3524 5 месяцев назад
I love that dude says he used Google...God is down with the tech!! 🤣
@kylekitchens5962
@kylekitchens5962 8 месяцев назад
I genuinely feel bad for this Michael guy. He needs some actual help. There is a saying that applies here: it’s okay for you to talk to god, but not for god to talk to you. This poor guy is probably struggling with some serious mental health issues.
@chrisgrill6302
@chrisgrill6302 8 месяцев назад
On an acid trip I was given two special words, "coot" and "burridge", by some kind of entity. It was powerful stuff, I was all about coot and burridge, probably annoyed some folks. But I came down, I looked at it like an adult should. Michael!
@diogeneslamp8004
@diogeneslamp8004 8 месяцев назад
Covfefe.
@inrainbows1829
@inrainbows1829 8 месяцев назад
I wrote a whole rock opera called The Minston Scribbler on about 5 tabs of Jerry Garcia I had a plot songs characters but came down and looked at it and it made 0 sense 😂😂
@chrisgrill6302
@chrisgrill6302 8 месяцев назад
@@inrainbows1829 🤣
@crazyprayingmantis5596
@crazyprayingmantis5596 8 месяцев назад
Coot and burridge no way!!!! I was given them too 😵‍💫
@SSJ3Mewtwo
@SSJ3Mewtwo 8 месяцев назад
Hasn't this guy called into multiple shows multiple times?
@david-pb4bi
@david-pb4bi 8 месяцев назад
Probably, but they use him for comedic content.
@RideAcrossTheRiver
@RideAcrossTheRiver 8 месяцев назад
All his selves have.
@ecpracticesquad4674
@ecpracticesquad4674 8 месяцев назад
“Anti-Christy things” is my new favorite way to describe bad stuff. 😂😂😂
@carolinenagel7085
@carolinenagel7085 8 месяцев назад
It's getting worse! Now he mentions Jared Leto hahahahahahaha!
@cobrajr188
@cobrajr188 8 месяцев назад
Forrest and Matt have such an interesting good cop bad cop thing and I love it lol
@RealAriesG
@RealAriesG Месяц назад
How nice of Michael to try and help inform us on the truth and help us understand
@Ferst60
@Ferst60 7 месяцев назад
The actual event was that he was struck by lightning and then became even more of a pillock than he was before
@carriegraham6385
@carriegraham6385 8 месяцев назад
10:21 Valkai dancing at the point caller starts talking about 'evidence' says it all!
@BootBizarre
@BootBizarre 8 месяцев назад
We need an edit of the best (worst?) troll callers with Forrest putting interpretive dance to their ramblings. 🤣
@Pensive_Scarlet
@Pensive_Scarlet 2 месяца назад
When he started describing the "antichrist" or whatever, I was like... "Noooo... he doesn't mean... it couldn't be..." and then it totally was! XD
@thebodykeepsthescore2828
@thebodykeepsthescore2828 8 месяцев назад
Has an all powerful being on his side. Gets offended at curse words🤦‍♂️😂
@omnius1357
@omnius1357 8 месяцев назад
He's like YT...
@re11ik96
@re11ik96 8 месяцев назад
​@@omnius1357God only promotes Ad-friendly content 😅
@JewelEzra
@JewelEzra 8 месяцев назад
He should have turned Matt into a donkey like child Jesus did to the two gossiping old ladies in the Apocrypha. 😂
@1dismine12345
@1dismine12345 7 месяцев назад
As a person who holds a degree (soon to be two) in Psychology, callers like these genuinely just make me sad for how they’ve been so deluded and deceived to the point of near psychosis
@Seewhathappens101
@Seewhathappens101 29 дней назад
Idk it sounds like schizophrenia.
@theparodychannel7842
@theparodychannel7842 8 месяцев назад
Jared ..JARED F***KIN. LETO?? A😂😂😂 WELL JUST BREAK ME DOWN 😂😂!
@UhOhDovah
@UhOhDovah 8 месяцев назад
With the amount of times jimmy has admitted to switching matt's cereals, one would think Matt would set up some anti-jimmy devices 😂
@bradforward850
@bradforward850 8 месяцев назад
I had a friend who was diagnosed with Schizophrenia, and I once asked him if he knew when it all fell apart. And he told me, "I was walking home one day, and out of the blue God hit me with a Hammer, and I knew then." heh!
@RBDRPC
@RBDRPC 8 месяцев назад
I know why they can’t let people promote their nonsense, but i would LOVE to see this guy’s video…
@ivanpetrov5255
@ivanpetrov5255 8 месяцев назад
Maybe if you string together some of his words, you might find it. How many people talk about Jared Leto, new world order and Christianity?
@Farce13
@Farce13 8 месяцев назад
​@@ivanpetrov5255my mom
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 8 месяцев назад
I found it with a quick Google. Vid is nearly 2 hours. I'm 1 minute in. Same story. Dude looks like Fidel Jr. URL is insulting to viewer.
@RBDRPC
@RBDRPC 8 месяцев назад
@@ivanpetrov5255 honestly in this day and age I think there’s probably at a least a dozen or so.
@ivanpetrov5255
@ivanpetrov5255 8 месяцев назад
@@RBDRPC Still - a short list.
@donneuner2883
@donneuner2883 8 месяцев назад
“I’m not gonna watch your fucking video ‼️” - Forrest Valkai
@HolisterX
@HolisterX Месяц назад
Handled that very nicely Matt towards the end with someone else like this. Forest please be careful, you never know when one of these callers might show up at you door bc they don’t function the same. You both are great and I don’t want to see anything happen to you guys.
@freakishuproar1168
@freakishuproar1168 8 месяцев назад
I'm stunned. I can't believe Matt spoke to *_Michael, The Messenger of God of the End Times_* so flippantly. Doesn't Matt realize he's doomed us all?! x3 (sorry, I couldn't resist. I love this channel so much.) _"It really speaks to his mentality that fuckin' Morbius is the Antichrist."_ x'D I had to pause the video...
@chilltheheckoutwithava1454
@chilltheheckoutwithava1454 6 месяцев назад
“I’m Micheal, the messenger of God, and I’m thrown off by cursing.” 🤦🏽‍♀️
@carolinenagel7085
@carolinenagel7085 8 месяцев назад
I have a feeling that as soon as Michael said the word lightning bolt Forrest was done. He is the best!
@piramaniak
@piramaniak 4 месяца назад
Him saying "Research Jared Leto" out of the blue had me in stitches 😂
@jasmijnariel
@jasmijnariel 8 месяцев назад
3:21 haha forrest was thinking "oh dear,here we go again" 😂
@kfeel-iv2ok
@kfeel-iv2ok Месяц назад
Omg matts cat coming up at the end was SOOOO CUTEEEE
@robertbrotherton2541
@robertbrotherton2541 6 месяцев назад
As a Jared Leto cultist I am deeply offended. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go touch up the mark on my forehead. It's a large L.
@iamBlackGambit
@iamBlackGambit 7 месяцев назад
he saying why is it so important..lol BRO YOU THE ONE WHO TOLD THEM TO RESEARCH LETO!!! You brought it up mike!!!!!! 🤷🏾‍♂️
@TattooedGranny
@TattooedGranny 8 месяцев назад
I remember this guy from the live. Lots of wildly unlikely claims, no evidence and definitely avoidant when it came to basic direct questioning. There is a scary large percentage of the population that just believe things as fact without any type of corroboration.
@tentalagim
@tentalagim 2 месяца назад
Love how he said, "so that happened," completely un-ironically.
@TheTruthKiwi
@TheTruthKiwi 8 месяцев назад
Thank you so f'n much for what you do guys. You have no idea how intellectually calming and satisfying it is when you hold these incredibly deluded people's feet to the fire. I am surrounded by christains and can't go and challenge them on their own soil because it would be rude and arrogant of me. You have them calling in to try and challenge you and they're destroyed every time. 😁Much love, appreciation and respect from New Zealand. Also, there's been conspiracies about Leto since at least 2016 saying he's in a cult or some nonsense. It's "Entertainment Tonight" hollywood bs and most likely started by Leto himself as a marketing/self promotion campaign to try and stay relevant. It is not unique, special or newsworthy in any way and there's certainly nothing supernatural involved. If god is actually worried about Jared Leto's crazy antics and isn't worried about war, famine and disease then god is f'n pathetic.
@Elaphe472
@Elaphe472 7 месяцев назад
It is embarrassing; you can feel the guy is sweating because he is lying -he thinks he is sincere, but he, deep in him, knows he's making this up.
@jimmycrosby
@jimmycrosby 8 месяцев назад
Personal anecdotes are not evidence for anyone else other than the person who allegedly had the experience. The danger with assertions of this nature is that the person recounting things may be delusional or suffering from a range of psychiatric disorders.
@TheTruthKiwi
@TheTruthKiwi 8 месяцев назад
I'd say that's pretty much a certainty at this point. 😂😬
@JamesBrown-xb7yi
@JamesBrown-xb7yi 8 месяцев назад
How does that guy get dressed in the morning it's painful that ppl think like this....
@fazergazer
@fazergazer 8 месяцев назад
Hi! God here. I specifically disavow the caller Michael. He and I have never had a personal conversation, and he’s giving me a bad name!❤🎉😂😂😂
@warrencolegrove1
@warrencolegrove1 8 месяцев назад
I love how forest looks when the guy says lightning hit him
@arby796
@arby796 8 месяцев назад
Dude be having a ouija board phone apparently 🤣
@Fernando-ek8jp
@Fernando-ek8jp 8 месяцев назад
"Why are you so caught up on this?" Because you brought it up and considered it important
@mattysheppy1193
@mattysheppy1193 8 месяцев назад
I looooooove Matt’s face when one of these dorks tells him not to swear 😅
@mikewiz1054
@mikewiz1054 2 месяца назад
I seriously wanted to know what the whole Jared Leto thing was about.
@andrewgodo9799
@andrewgodo9799 8 месяцев назад
Which god do you believe in? God. Which shade of red do you like? Red.
@ElliotThegoblin
@ElliotThegoblin 5 месяцев назад
I love how Forrest is just vibing as the caller is just droning on lol
@ARoll925
@ARoll925 8 месяцев назад
All i hear is I'm mentally ill and need help, this dude is clearly not well
@Seewhathappens101
@Seewhathappens101 29 дней назад
Yeah a lot of schizophrenic people have religious delusions and hallucinations. It's sad that there isn't a cure yet.
@acgsmith5937
@acgsmith5937 8 месяцев назад
Don't they realize how lucky they are to get a phone call from the prophet Michael?🙏
@SecondaryHomunculus
@SecondaryHomunculus 8 месяцев назад
I really want to see Michael's website. That shit's gotta be hilarious.
@dinard38
@dinard38 8 месяцев назад
Oh, it’s easy to find. Out of sheer curiosity I just googled Jared Leto and the New World Order and it popped right up. It’s on squarespace. 155 pages of sheer lunacy. 🤪 But I might read through some of it, for entertainment purposes. Who knows? Maybe he’ll convince me that he’s the archangel Michael and that Jared Leto truly is the Antichrist. 🤣🤣
@beingpath
@beingpath 8 месяцев назад
Michael, I made a playlist for you. Good luck!
@bpdmf2798
@bpdmf2798 8 месяцев назад
Lightning struck near me and a friend in a parking lot. It was so bright that it made everything look like night vision kinda. It made my eyes hurt for a minute even though I didn't exactly look at the lightning bolt but just the brightness all around me.
@rageofheaven
@rageofheaven 8 месяцев назад
Forrest channeling his inner David Byrne there for a minute
@bobkuifje2659
@bobkuifje2659 8 месяцев назад
Struck by lighting? Over here we say “struck by the sails of a windmill”
@thestaciesmompodcast
@thestaciesmompodcast 8 месяцев назад
Jared Leto wondering how he got dragged into this 😂
@romazone101
@romazone101 8 месяцев назад
Another example of coincidence control and self-hypnosis.
@DreadEnder
@DreadEnder 8 месяцев назад
What actually happened is he got high and watched morbius and saw it was about vampires and so he looked up the actor.
@ChristianIce
@ChristianIce 28 дней назад
I feel the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ pose forrest does will be in time affected by the frame size, forcing him to an unnatural position with the hands very close to his face :D
@FearlessCrusader100
@FearlessCrusader100 8 месяцев назад
maximum bullshit in minimum coherence
@DaWrecka
@DaWrecka 8 месяцев назад
"Michael" here doesn't just have issues, he has a lifetime subscription.
@capthavic
@capthavic 8 месяцев назад
In the words of a certain orange man, God's not sending his best.
@noone3216
@noone3216 3 месяца назад
I researched jared leto like he commanded. I was incredibly surprised to find out that he is also the singer from 30 seconds to mars. Thanks michael 🤙
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