SPONGEBOB CONSPIRACY: The Time Traveling Ghost Pirate Theory 

bro can we take a moment to admire how Alex made the “Flop like a fish” scene look like something in Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared?

Ngl, this is the one that legit gave me nightmares, because of the Patchy death scene

Actually Chris, It Did happen, Patchy was Convulsing on the Ground during the line " Flop like a Fish " and it was the Episode called "Spongebob's Big Birthday Blowout"

Alex bale: Why the fuck would they include this line... Chris Wilson: Alex watch your fucking language Me: Everyone calm the fuck down!!!

Also in a deleted scene, we see the flying Dutchman being tortured by Davy Jones. Meaning patchy became a pirate because of Davy Jones

The lore with the muse is getting deeper

I love how Chris is always so hype during the sponser segment. He recognizes that the creators are just tryna make a living, and i can respect that.

Alex: WHY THE F*CK Chris: Alex, watch your f*cking launguage! Looks like you two have sailor mouths.

Just finished watching, great reaction as always. Chris really understands the ARG.

The Flying Dutchman is a timelord and the ship is his Tardis.

0:29 Kill me. I love your reactions to Alex's SpongeBob Theories

I went to heck the episode and I can confirm it DID happen They cliped to the body moving on the island

Wow I bet the time traveling is gonna be hard to prove 36:58 "Actually, it's gonna be quite easy, barely an inconvenience"

Lmao “He planted the spore😐”

Fun fact: patchy the pirate did meet big time rush.

here's a bit of information Alex didn't include: "Course it's the shirt i was burried in" Patchy died suffocated to death, burried in sand.

OMG DUH! I just realized, if Patchy met SpongeBob that would risk SpongeBob and others finding out they're being FILMED!

Why is nobody talking about 10:02 it is soo funny that Chris goes with it and forces you to scan that QR code

I love how this arg has changed from spongebob conspiracy theories into a story about doing what you want vs. what the masses want. And there's also giant monsters, genetic mutation and a blue rat

One thing I've been wondering is, how exactly did Patchy/Dutchman become a real pirate in the afterlife? Like how did he get his own ship and gain such a terrifying reputation in the afterlife? Also what's up with the whole stealing souls and Davy Jones Locker thing? That got me thinking for a moment, and I think I have my own additional theory to this... After Patchy died on that tiny island above Bikini Bottom, it's possible that Patchy met Davy Jones himself, and Davy was about to either steal Patchy's soul or send him to Davy Jones' Locker (TBH I'm not sure if Davy Jones' Locker is a gateway to purgatory or just Hell for pirates in the Spongebob universe), but then Patchy begged Davy to spare him, and he did. In fact Davy Jones allowed Patchy to live on after death as a ghost under the sea so he could finally be with Spongebob, but in return Patchy has become a slave to Davy Jones, and must carry out his deeds. In other words, Patchy has essentially met the same fate as Bootstrap Bill Turner in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. This would explain a lot about Patchy when he obtains his new identity as the Flying Dutchman. It would explain how he got his own pirate ship and was granted official pirate status by Davy Jones himself, as well as how he gained such a reputation and is feared by all of Bikini Bottom after all the souls he stole. But not many Bikini Bottom citizens know that stealing souls and sending sinners to Davy Jones' Locker is simply just the Dutchman's job, cause Davy Jones told him to. So it's not like the Dutchman wants to do those things, he has no choice. In fact if the Dutchman fails to carry out one of Davy Jones' deeds, Davy punishes him by temporarily trapping him inside his Locker, as shown in the episode "Spongebob Vs The Big One", where Davy Jones makes his first official appearance in Spongebob, and you can see Davy tormenting the Dutchman while enjoying/laughing at his suffering. (Just look it up on RU-vid and you'll see what I mean) Now some people may be thinking, well if the Dutchman's job is a curse and he only steals souls and sends people to Davy Jones Locker because he has to, how come he seems to enjoy tormenting people while doing it? Well, he's been doing this for a very long time, so not only has he likely developed a sense of pride in his work overtime, but considering that he's been stuck in ghostly purgatory for literally thousands of years (while under Davy Jones' eternal enslavement), it'd be no surprise if Patchy had gradually forgotten who he once was, and was eventually fully consumed by his new identity. You can see how much his personality has changed, as he has become much more hostile and mentally unstable, he's developed an obsession with scaring people (as he wants everybody to fear him just like they fear Davy Jones) that's excessive enough to rival his obsession with Spongebob (you can even see these 2 obsessions clashing together in Ghost Host), and he seems to have forgotten just about everything from his past life. It also kinda makes sense why he ate Potty, who was once Patchy's best friend he knew and grew up with since childhood, as Patchy no longer remembers Potty, who is but a mere snack to him now. The only thing Patchy/Dutchman vaguely remembers is Spongebob obviously, and while Patchy is mostly gone and has become the Flying Dutchman, there's still at least a little bit of Spongebob's #1 Fan left in him (like Alex Bale said), buried deep down somewhere within his embodied soul... Well, at least Patchy technically did get to meet his lifelong idol, even if it wasn't in the way he expected to.

Just noticed, remember that in the unlisted video on The Cynical Critic's channel Mark had a patch on his neck? It too left a wound in his neck like Muse did to Alex Edit: POOP

In all seriousness the editing Alex makes is unique.

The idea of a time traveler going through time backwards, and everyone else's past is their future and vice-versa is both a great idea for a movie and also insanely terrifying

On my way to work ✔️ 1 hr video from Chris ✔️ Issa SpongeBob theory ✔️ This shift is gonna be litty 🔥

Wait Chris, that guy at the end possibly might be making the spongebob theory #9. I don't know.

43:42 made me laugh so hard

3:18 BROO CHRIS PLS!!! NEVER STOP DOING RU-vid LMAOAOAOAOAOAO

In less than a year Chris became one of my favorite RU-vidrs. It has gone that far that when Alex Bale theory comes out, I don't watch it before I watch Chris's reaction.

45:55 The moment Walter White became Heisenberg

34:17 Alex: Why the FUCK would they include this line... Chris: Alex watch your *fucking* language

Chris I think you’re my favorite RU-vidr, because you seem to be obsessed with the Muse ARG just as much as me

Hey speaking of SpongeBob theories you should watch the video made by Wicked Binge that ranked all the SpongeBob theories from bullshit to truth bombs

Patchy walked so dream fans could run

you're so underrated! Best reaction guy on all of earth. i get scared with some theory's editing, and u make it possible to watch them

"I Wonder What Parrot taste Like?" -Patchy

I love how in the alien death cult theory he previewed the robot invasion and the pirate one and the spores

IM READY. I’ve been waiting for this. LETS GOOO. ❤😂🎉

The convulsing patchy had me traumatized as a child. I replayed it and cried. Nightmares and everything. My ma forbade me from watching SpongeBob for a long time after that. I didn't fight it. I think I might've blocked it from my memory and didn't remember till now. 😅

32:02 this man Chris saying the flying Dutchman`s girlfriend is fine he is down bad.

Happy Meat Farms confirmed!😁

38:25 alex bale fr just bought crispy concords off of wish.

Theory begins at 10:30...

The only incosistency with this is pathcy actually knows mr.krabs as he is very big spongebob fan

Whenever you said “ so he’s a Simp” I freaking died. That was probably the most hilarious thing you’ve ever said in this video.

I love the reuse of the intro XD

i will say also his severed head wouldn't be in the box if he actually made it cause he's holding the gift when he gets shot out of the canon and his head is still attached

I have been waiting for longer than Iv be waiting on Jesus 🤣

“There’s literally 2 pirates in spongebob” . Patchy the pirate . The Flying Dutchman . Painty the Pirate . Mr Krabs . That weirdo puppet thing from truth or square . Burgerbeard

Naawww bro you got it lmao you’re fucking comedy I can’t 🤣🤣🤣

Patchy animated sounds like mr krabs, mr krabs helps the tv directers bc of the tv theorie so 😃

Bro when I had this dream the day after I watched Alex’s video the I was in a giant inflatable mansion and these black tendrils were grabbing at me

I predict the 9th SpongeBob theory will be about Squidward or Gary

2:47 don't forget painty the pirate

Who went to watch the clip of the birthday blowout after this

The cinical critic is watching the same "Watch Alone" video from sonc the blue rat #3's video. time stamp 1:29

This is basically the muse process. When a muse chooses someone to help, that person will have a nice job, but when the person doesn’t want the muse anymore the muse when then inject its poison into the person. Once that’s done the person will then throw up the muse inside him and the muse will just repeat the same process.

Hey, Chris! MeatCanyon uploaded a new video :)

Stan Loona fr though. Hope those voices clear up soon, especially as Alex says this is his last SpongeBob episode but the muse videos will continue a little longer The flying Dutchman is probably only traveling one timeline at his own will so figuring out his timeline will possibly be a little harder

14:45 OMG that’s Jared in the background

What the fuck was that intro lamooo

Had to watch the episode the end of Patchy and Potty is real

One Hour of Joy 🥂

If the duchmen is patchy then wouldn't he know exactly who mr crabs was since hes been a spongebob superfan in his life and would have seen mr crabs on the show??

I didn't saw that part or I just forgot about it in pachy's death

Yo lol, I just started reacting to Chris’s SpongeBob theories. And my God, he fucking cracks me up so fucking much. I haven’t laughed so hard in any of his reactions until this one. It’s a shame I haven’t found him earlier. Keep doing you Chris, love your video so far and love your personality in front of the camera😂

Here is the official ending scene from SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout, that shows Patchy convulsing: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-DrBHyiezhgc.html

It was no nightmare, Chris. I'll see you in three months' time.

This theory got me thinking is patchy in a loop doing the same thing every single time or does he have control and can just do whatever he wants as the Dutchman always changing how the episodes go

The guy who plays patchy is also the guy who voices SpongeBob, fun fact. And all of those weird ass sponge Bob episodes are burned into my brain .

I thought it was an edit to until I looked up the episode....

The part that showed potty and patchy sufficating is real I saw it on tv

43:38 I don’t know if that’s real but that littery scared the living TURDER SAUCE outta me

correct me if im wrong but are yall talking about luna from the krew cus they have bursted in popularity so much from when i used to watch like they are literally everywhere

Haven't seen this one yet but this ones going to be really good!!!!

Lots of people were weirded out by the Dutchman being part of a display.. dude people display the dead in museums & people visit just to look at it all & go "Oo aaa" at 'em 🤨

Muse voice: ohh mr Wilson

There's not too There's 1The tentacle was up There is 😝👞👖👔🕶👑👑👑🎓

Serious question. Who's Mark and who's Antonio?

First time I watched, I legit thought Alex himself was turning into a muse.

It isn't that it was satisfied, but moreover that she got spored, which had her puke out a new muse. External womb kind of thing.

The Ghost pirate theory really MESSED with my mind. I'm so glad it exists though because it just makes tooo much sense. I'm still waiting on the next theory, AND the next reaction video! :) subbed

Why does Chris look like a completely different person without the glasses

Love your video keep up the great content.

awesome video reaction also nice reference to dracula from grim adventures of billy and mandy :)

Chris: is it PoTtY is it PoTtY

Haha I love how he reused the clip from the Neptune theory lol

Alex said himself that this was his last Spongebob theory, can't decide if that's good or bad

When Alex got infected he started chugging milk then he ate raw beef the muse makes you crave cow products maybe that was the muses original purpose

1 Hour!?!?! Oh hell yea

18:28 almost chocked to death as you were saying this "things are getting spicey" I was taking a bit of honey sriracha chips and pineapple jalapeno dip.

Yesss you brought the old intro back 😂

Ayo Chris is skinny af

I am ready

The scene is real and it should be DELETED

10:25 bruh this is my sleep paralysis demon

I LOVE THESE SPONGEBOB THEORIES 😊😊😊

Alex Bale might be haunting you.

Been waiting for this ...

You forgot the pirate painting in the intro.

So we get to see what the Spore is. It’s too spread Mother’s Children while calling themselves “Muse”. Mark seems to have the Spore Planted in him and maybe Carl did. Once again another amazing video by Alex Bale. Never fails to impressed me. Really can’t wait to see what happens next.