[SS13] Arrested For Saving A Department 

Imagine the story. A terrorist bomb arrives on the cargo shuttle. The captain makes a stationwide alert, informing the crew about the bomb, and begs anyone to get rid of the damn thing. A heroic cargo technician steps up, rips the bomb out of the ground, carries it to the nearest unoccupied airlock, throws himself out the airlock WITHOUT A SUIT and kicks off the station, sending himself and the bomb into space, then uses his oxygen tank as a jet to fling himself back to the station and drag himself inside. Freezing cold, suffocating, suffering from decompression sickness and radiation burns, he drags himself back into the station only to be beaten unconscious by security because "He had a bomb", and then dies in custody.

Me when the entire shitcurity team was jobbaned from every single station

Maybe there's a reason why employees of Nanotransen join the syndicate.

average fulpstation security

You should of left it outside security and them disarm it. If they failed, it would've been their department that blew up.

you're playing on fulp station what did you expect?

Shitsec when they have to actually fight geared people and not just helpless crew members who would get in trouble for resisting

killing without cap permission?????? WHEN THEY HAD YOU BOTH STUNNED shit sec moments

this is some high tier cop roleplay. Very realistic!

The absolute improbabiliy of engineering doing their best work resulting of there being no active station alerts that could prove your partial guilt is priceless

This is when you get admemes involved.

Dip was on sec squad so it makes sense what they did. I remember this round, we let sec officers rot in medbay after that shitshow.

Sorry about the "scuffed' quality of the video. Everything went fine in the editing, but it got really shoddy when it ran through RU-vid, for whatever reason.

I've actually played with most of these guys before, I think both of these secoffs were banned from beestation a while back. Jean-Luc and Max Power atleast I can say for sure, the eternal cycle of server hopping while copping shitsec bans.

Smartest security, everyone

Fulp is a fucking pain to play, it's either people who have no idea wtf they're doing or shitsec ruining your shift for no reason.

hands down the worst sec I have ever seen

Sometimes its hard not to meta grudge in SS13. shit sec.

That security is such a low iq player it's crazy. Imagine having to wake up and know you can't even accurately explain what happened in front of your own face.

Dib membrane as command you know its real shitter hours

"Can I go yet?" "No." Innocent or criminal, I do find it hilarious how often someone who has served their time tries to leave before an officer interrupts with "Hoooold on right there young man, I do believe your cell is this way!" Just noticed it happens more than once in this video.

Oh hey i was the infil, very happy with murdering most of sec, and in the end the two guys that killed us ate a ban i believe (they both became soulless at about the same time). Finally I got revived instead of the real warden

fulp moment

Sec would be better if it was ran by clowns.

I've never seen sec this shit

Surprised there wasn't anyone who came to your defense for that, cause that was a pretty atrocious arrest. The AI seemed to agree with you oprning that window.

shitsec moment

When one man's bullshitting ruins it all for another man, and saddest of all it's not the first time some assistant's bullshitting ruins the round for others.

The average sec player is either genuinely mentally deficient or just constantly seething, with a strong overlap between the two.

Stag Vyser was an ununderstood hero

Oh nah ain't no way at least two of these guys weren't simply roleplaying being Psycho Sec LOL. Used to see that every now and then when I was playing regularly. I remember one guy in particular named William Stone that would get any combination of robusted, arrested, and demoted quite often as Sec Off for abusing crew members.

Least skulldented security players

ah fulp shitsec my beloved

most competent security team

The fucking skeleton chasing the security officer into the hideout at the perfect moment is so, so fucking funny.

I think I was there for this game, I don't remember seeing the bomb part but I do remember a syndicate infiltrator disguising himself and summoning a yesman in that exact spot(I was observing that round)

Yeah…. That’s fulp for you….

smartest fulp sec

LMAO fulpstation moment The only thing that server is good for is griefing

If I was the botanist that round I'd have OD'd them all on Pax in response to that bullshit

4:39 By the way Jean-luk Simpson was acting it seems he was probably the guy how planted the bomb.

fulpstation the only server that will ban you for playing the game!

Oh God, I LOVE REVENGE SO MUCH.

top 5 anime revenges

WOOOO LOCKING UP THE HERO WE SHITSEC NOW BABY

peak fulp

this is why you dont help anyone but yourself

power trip momment

Good luke dude

this makes me unbelievably angry

of course its fulpstation

8:08 i dont know what shitty server you are playing on but this is mad cringe, in my professional opinion a maxcap needs to be dropped on this server

On the other side though, Sec can be a really hard job. The game, by design, is supposed to make you paranoid. I generally operate on two basic sec rules - the innocent don't run, and if they're screaming shitsec at you before you've even noticed them, they're probably hiding something. It always baffles me how people can be super sus one minute and call shitsec the next. I remember one shift, someone snuck up behind me and tried to remove my disabler. I turned and stunned them, cuffed them, and brought them to sec, all the while they were screaming: "It was a joke! Shitsec arresting me for a silly prank! Oh my fucking god!" Honestly... the normal crew often cause more trouble and do more damage than the actual antags haha

I hope those two got mega perma banned.

This is why i dont play fulpstation anymore

Please tell me they got perma job banned

>Security players lol, lmao even hate them redshirts

smartest sec

Shitsec momento

No justice, no peace

should’ve ahelped that shit

ahelpable?

Worst case of shitsec I've seen so far goddamn

Top 10 worst hos of all time

That was fucking stupid. How many of them got jobbanned?

You could just press F1 instead suicide

I was the security officer and me and my metacomming friend did this on purpose.

STRANGE. usually you get permabanned over this type of tom foolery

What the cringe