St John (My Football Team) VS. Hashtag Utd 

All you need is a keeper who can actually do something

Sunday league teams playing on a Saturday, mind blown!

Imagine one day watching Jersey and seeing ChrisMD in midfield. 😂😂😂

wtf . my sunday league barely has like 19 spectators on a good day , our refs don’t speak english and look like everyone’s uncle . our fields have holes and giant dirt spots with little thorn things hidden in the “grass” waiting for someone to slide tackle so they can grind up their whole leg . l

Thanks for the invite mate. Always a pleasure. See you at the Wembley Cup!

Son: Can I have a dragon for my birthday? Dad: Come on, ask for something realistic Son: Ok, how about arsenal to win the league? Dad: What color dragon?

This feels shady: Name of pitch: Springfield Colour of kits: yellow

To sit here and watch someone else talk about their Sunday league match isn't something I'd like to do, but fair play you have a great way of keeping the audience entertained with suspense and nice commentary.. New sub!

St John, Hashtag United, Eltham and Palmers FC tournament next? Would love to see that!

Great playing with you mate as always. See you at Wembley!

Who’s here after hashtag won the fa cup match’s

You Know the drill (RU-vidrs Edition) 0. You have 10k subs 1. ChrisMD 2. KSI 3. JMX 4. Manny 5. Tobi 6. Simon 7. W2S/Harry 8. Zerkaa 9. Charlie Morley 10. Behzinga

I think Chris is the very first British person to say 'isn't it' over 'innit'

Do more Sunday league make it a series

Jemel wasn't exactly playing fair though, was he. He charged with his knee into the lad's back on that first tackle.

“It’s Beckham territory” I’m dieing and I don’t even know why😂😂😂

That was a really good match. I loved it. That Berry guy had some great shots

You know the drill.... 0=ChrisMD 1=Messi the G.O.A.T 2=CR7 3=Neymar 4=Mbappe 5=Pique 6=Striker 7=Winger 8=Defender 9=Goalkeeper Reply with who you got. The last 4 are different football positions.

you did the freekick 'classic' fifa tactic hahaha amazing

4:55 now we can relax with this music every FIFA fan loves

Who else thinks if Chris gets 4 mil subs, he needs to recreate one of the nerf wars?!

ChrisMD is one of the nicest youtubers I have ever seen

The close up of the penalty decision showed what the ref saw. You analysed it and used the close up in slo-mo unlike the opposition's summary which was just a rant!! Well done Chris!!

We need more of these

12:15 I was thinking, don't let Chris take it...

Your keeper is worse than Joe Hart with a blindfold

13:37 I love the sly disses Chris does 😂😂

Omg Chris' commentary never gets old😂

Y'all should make this like an annual thing or like every 1/2 of a year

3:20 the kid upside down on the swing 😂

lmao love your keeper, every video he is just classss

I like these videos really help me see how I should defend cause my league is just like this lol

Who would have been so hyped if he scored the freekick

3... 2.... 1.. The floor is... Doesn't matter you're on your bed anyway.

Awesome never stop making amazing content!😄😃😄😁😀

Chris u vids are always so good

who thinks Chris should do a Ronaldinho's recruitment on fifa 18 with his icon cards. so he starts with the lowest rated one and he works his way up to the highest rated one

You should play Rebel FC next and yes you should have a rematch

Chris you are the best player on your team btw I'm a big fan and love watching your videos YOUR EPIC!

Chris thanks for posting this on my birthday. Exactly what i wanted to see, my favourite youtuber lose, when i was 10

What happend to Football top drawer?!?

You know the drill, But do you know the screwdriver?

Love the way whenever he mentions St. John’s he says my Sunday league team 😂

Love it because I watch them and ur vids

I never thought i'd live to see the day, where Chris is complaining about other peoples penantly abilities 😂

Chris and his sarcasm😂😂😂..........

You’ve reached 5mil amazing man!!

I love this video Chris

What the keeper eats on a daily basis : Burgers Pies Chips Chocolate McNuggets More Burgers More Pies More Chips More chocolate More McNuggets

At least this very is more real than the sidemen beef

The keeper was just dying 😂

If this was at the fortress it would be 10x more iconic

WoW i cant believe that you got the pen i thought your own team would have gotten a yellow or red

5:55 Red Card! Are you joking!😂

Chris your the best RU-vid channel and the reason why I stated wachen your vs is pretty much all of your player's😍😍😍💖💖💖

Haha the hello doorbell advert then the beginning of the video. HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Palmers FC for next game!!!

You are number 10 on all shirts

4:32 just your casual VAR check

That editing😃😁👍

This is a proper ChrisMD video. Not that diss track shit that he did before.

r.i.p footballs top drawer.

that i “ i look like a b-tech youtuber what am i doing” was too funny

2 years later and it’s in my recommended videos list

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am coulor blind

your club needs a bit of work to say the least

Who else wants FOOTBALLS TOP DRAWER BACK like so Chris can actually remember and make another one.

Wheres your sunday league series? Loved it

CHRISMD can you pls tell me what's the music name of the backround music in ur disstrack pls BDW UR THE BEST

Barry is a ducking beast should have played the full 90 minutes

I once whipped a ball into the corridor of uncertainty, and our "Captain" Yelled at me XD

Chris, you are the best in you're team by farrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

Who is holding his breath When you walk against a smoking man/girl

Anyone realised how much he roasted Charlie?

If keeper scrambled for that first goal he’s saving that, I’m convinced.

You did better than we thought you would mate 😊

Just get a new keeper...

Barry is definetly steven gerrard lundercover

1:10 he felt that one 😂😂

Great free kick charlie

you have a Suzuki??

Why at 2am on the 27th April, 2 years after it’s release does RU-vid recommend this to me now😂

Loved this vid 🔥

This match was the first time I haven't want hashtag to win, i always want whatever team Chris is on to win

I love u so much chris u make me happy smile and make my life better!

Hey Chris what happened to footballs top drawers

Do more of these

hey chris, you looking for a LM or a winger ?

Chris go against parmers

Do Sunday league experience for the new season plz

Chris should be hashtags new no.10

Your gk running catching the ball like: "WHERE'S THE NUGGET??"

Back at it again with them 2 footed leg breaker tackles 😂😱😂😿

Fun Fact: Chris MD= Chris Michael Dixon

Your keeper is like Petr Cech with a concussion

Chris, here's an ideia for a video: So its you plus 3 other friends, the first friend, picks one popular vine and the other 3 guys have to hear the vine but they can't see it, the objetive of the game is for the three guys listening to the vines, have to do a video re-creating it and the closest recreation wins! It would be funny because if one of them don't recognize the vine by what he heard, he will use his imagination to re-create it and the video would be funny as hell!! Hope you like it!

i love this

2 vids in 4 days? WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH CHRIS

Who else loves Chris

Do more of this