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It's not easy finding a girlfriend these days, and it's no different for this stag beetle. He doesn't seem too concerned about commitment, though.
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Комментарии : 18 тыс.   
@zantfluffingtons.396
@zantfluffingtons.396 3 года назад
When she said “he dumped me” She wasn’t joking.
@SandeepSingh-ex4mz
@SandeepSingh-ex4mz 3 года назад
underrated.
@mattypotts77
@mattypotts77 3 года назад
She was just his over-the-side chick
@FuckingAbrekai
@FuckingAbrekai 3 года назад
Jennifer dumped me
@PozieNayan
@PozieNayan 3 года назад
Don't worry their females are masochist. Get "restraining cage" : aroused Get thrown: CAME!!!
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 3 года назад
"I've had better. Take a cab, Baby." **rolls over**
@murt.
@murt. 4 года назад
My man didn't even want a girlfriend. He just wants to yeet beetles out of trees. Absolute legend.
@minaholic7118
@minaholic7118 4 года назад
Aparently, this is what my parents had to go through to get to school back in their day
@minsugaslilmeowmeow7588
@minsugaslilmeowmeow7588 3 года назад
@@minaholic7118 BAHAHAHAHAHA this is gold, they just be yeeting people out of their way
@minaholic7118
@minaholic7118 3 года назад
@@minsugaslilmeowmeow7588 I bet he threw her out cuz he didn't wanna pay for child support lol
@Physik-o9i
@Physik-o9i 3 года назад
sort've like pinochet throwing commies out of helicopters
@vasabi5135
@vasabi5135 3 года назад
me going into my class room and returning back to lockers
@man0fculture536
@man0fculture536 4 года назад
That beetle went thru the biggest post nut clarity known to bugkind.
@cottonmather1969
@cottonmather1969 4 года назад
Lmao, exactly what I thought as well 😂
@silverspaz3366
@silverspaz3366 3 года назад
A perfect answer, from the man of culture
@CaptainRetro205
@CaptainRetro205 3 года назад
He takes No Nut November seriously.
@suslime6713
@suslime6713 3 года назад
@@CaptainRetro205 lmao
@Santi-yw5zi
@Santi-yw5zi 3 года назад
Lmaoooooo
@CERTIFIEDBABEWRANGLER
@CERTIFIEDBABEWRANGLER 2 года назад
Its gotta be real awkward when he climbs down and sees all the beetles just waiting to have a word with him
@jhundeeguillermo6790
@jhundeeguillermo6790 Год назад
Battle royale
@quantumblur_3145
@quantumblur_3145 Год назад
@@jhundeeguillermo6790 __
@Littlemissvivacious
@Littlemissvivacious Год назад
🤣🤣🤣
@ЛИЧНОЕМНЕНИЕ-и8щ
he gave them a female
@kroakie4
@kroakie4 Год назад
It’s going to be really awkward when she climbs back up that tree and chews him out for all to hear. 😂
@ghostderazgriz
@ghostderazgriz 4 года назад
Dude just fought off 10 male suitors and climbed a figurative tower to get this princess just to yeet her off the edge.
@fishsauce2221
@fishsauce2221 4 года назад
Dating is hard.
@FlashAllen987
@FlashAllen987 4 года назад
- cues the black shades and gta music going over the beetle -
@hasturxix
@hasturxix 4 года назад
He didn't want the princess, he wanted the tower
@kk_imnotjesus2997
@kk_imnotjesus2997 4 года назад
Ikr
@dandytastic7465
@dandytastic7465 4 года назад
LONG LIVE THE KING
@stuflames4769
@stuflames4769 3 года назад
"Now he has to use his jaws as a restraining cage." *Romantic music plays*
@RickyRiceB
@RickyRiceB 3 года назад
After taking a closer look at nature we confirm that the entire animal kingdom is full of degenerates and chads
@stuflames4769
@stuflames4769 3 года назад
Ants: Our Soldiers are all females! Me: Progressive! Ants: They are the sterile females. We chew our fertile females' legs off - mobility would only complicate her continuous pregnancies. Me: Oh dearie
@khachmaxo
@khachmaxo 3 года назад
bondage was created in the nature, confirmed
@xkoala303x
@xkoala303x 3 года назад
Yeah, it sucks to be a beetle. But then again, there are female ducks that seem to be in a weird battle with males. If you want to learn more, here’s a link from discovery. www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/ballistic-penises-and-corkscrew-vaginas-the-sexual-battles-of-ducks
@jesterssketchbook
@jesterssketchbook 3 года назад
hes the Mr Grey of the Bug world
@knockknock_itsthefbi3971
@knockknock_itsthefbi3971 3 года назад
Imagine you just happen to walk under that tree and a bigass beetle falls on your head
@netweed09
@netweed09 3 года назад
Looooooooooooooool!!! reaction would be ajvivigfduuvhvdfhghghg * _fainting_ xD
@cloudyday1617
@cloudyday1617 3 года назад
That's why I use an umbrella while walking below trees 😅
@snowfallrainfall7691
@snowfallrainfall7691 3 года назад
Lol
@edgartheatheling9091
@edgartheatheling9091 3 года назад
Guess itll just bounce off,
@OneEdgyAngerSniper
@OneEdgyAngerSniper 3 года назад
Well now that I know what’s happening, I’d just be like “I feel you bro, good luck with the next tree.”
@looper7159
@looper7159 2 года назад
She wasn’t his prize, she was just his next target😂😂😂
@faded_ink3545
@faded_ink3545 4 года назад
Beetle: “I just threw a dozen guys out of a tree and climbed all the way up here and you’re *not in the mood* “
@johno8465
@johno8465 4 года назад
YA YEET
@TK0921
@TK0921 4 года назад
"I'm gonna get the girl!" *hup* "No I'm gonna get the girl!" *hup* "You'll have to get through me f-" *hup* "I'm not in the mood." *hup*
@jackskudlarek3138
@jackskudlarek3138 4 года назад
beetle sounds like a niceguy tm
@MusicMAAD
@MusicMAAD 4 года назад
Probably confused her as a guy beetle after she refused him once
@ADRFilms119
@ADRFilms119 4 года назад
Beetle: In that case, it's about to be a bakers dozen.
@wonjers
@wonjers 4 года назад
“How to break up with your girlfriend” Google: Tell her how you feel Bing:
@thelegend8094
@thelegend8094 4 года назад
This comment is underrated.
@DoomDeathYT
@DoomDeathYT 4 года назад
Shit I laughed so hard that I almost shit my pants
@hydradbz456
@hydradbz456 4 года назад
@@DoomDeathYT for the children in the comments, he meant he almost had chocolate ice cream in his pants
@hydradbz456
@hydradbz456 4 года назад
@Who you calling penhead a poor attempt at a joke
@goldensecurity506
@goldensecurity506 4 года назад
Who you calling penhead it’s pinhead btw
@genericyoutuber3300
@genericyoutuber3300 4 года назад
Rip Rick May (1940-2020) "You were good son, real good, maybe even the best."
@thewee3258
@thewee3258 4 года назад
rejects and ejects
@hudsonhintze
@hudsonhintze 4 года назад
AHAHAHA
@Bpm16353
@Bpm16353 4 года назад
Rejects, injects,...then ejects lol
@pi7137
@pi7137 4 года назад
"So he bounces"
@gearheadtechnology
@gearheadtechnology 4 года назад
@@Bpm16353 lmao!
@studiouswadoo5027
@studiouswadoo5027 2 года назад
Think about how cool this is. Basically, the higher you are up on the tree the stronger the fighter you are. You can have 2 beetles near the top who’re like 27-0 and 35-0 and they have to battle to find out who’s the GOAT
@throwbacknba8259
@throwbacknba8259 Год назад
dude not everything's boxing
@ProceedBachi
@ProceedBachi Год назад
Man went up weight class to get that P4P status
@Nervous-Helicopter
@Nervous-Helicopter Год назад
mf what theyre beetles
@sa-x19
@sa-x19 Год назад
"Jamie pull that shit up"
@98cents
@98cents Год назад
They made a movie about it. Game of Death starring Bruce Lee.
@justanotherimperialfist
@justanotherimperialfist 4 года назад
"He uses his jaws as a restraining cage" *Romantic music gets louder*
@alexvazquez6432
@alexvazquez6432 4 года назад
@Baylee Nicole Nah, just a chad doing what he needs to do
@Reb8888
@Reb8888 4 года назад
On point 😂😂
@SwegDawgs
@SwegDawgs 4 года назад
@@alexvazquez6432 had to get a nut on
@rainyw1nd
@rainyw1nd 4 года назад
I. Wynn Wynn Its a BEETLE
@eriidz
@eriidz 4 года назад
*Soft music plays while* he chased her around, held her down with his strength & threw her the fuck off the branch
@strykerreid7338
@strykerreid7338 4 года назад
RU-vid: “wanna see a beetle throw his girlfriend off a tree?” Me: “I guess so”
@EugeniosForest
@EugeniosForest 4 года назад
RU-vid: Wanna see a comment that has been copied two billion times? Me: "I guess so"
@Netizpossible
@Netizpossible 4 года назад
@Toori Baba My eyes: Wanna see? Me: Sure, I guess.
@nexonflowers2728
@nexonflowers2728 4 года назад
The beetle: *Long live the king*
@liamwalton4183
@liamwalton4183 4 года назад
@@EugeniosForest I hadnt seen it yet. Without this one I wouldnt have gotten a chuckle. Oh I forgot people could only use words made into a specific sentence once ever by 1 person. Forgot everything a person says is inmediately copyrighted
@EugeniosForest
@EugeniosForest 4 года назад
@@liamwalton4183 You got a "chuckle" from that comment? If you're over 12, I feel sorry for you.
@jb2534
@jb2534 2 года назад
I remember watching this in our science class and when we got to the female bug I was like "He's gonna chuck her off too lmao" *AND HE DID*
@quantumblur_3145
@quantumblur_3145 Год назад
Real recognizes real
@tiffanyvalencia8415
@tiffanyvalencia8415 Год назад
No wonder ur generation is so f'ed up
@marilynalvarez9951
@marilynalvarez9951 4 года назад
"But the hurling habit dies hard".....Sorry sweetheart, I just can't help myself, I'll call you! LOL!
@winnerwinner8894
@winnerwinner8894 4 года назад
Lolzzzz,u ever saw the video on RU-vid where the guy just kept slapping every one lol,this is the insect version lol
@jackmeoff5365
@jackmeoff5365 4 года назад
@@winnerwinner8894 your auto correct has definitely seen some things
@TheAdittt
@TheAdittt 4 года назад
ARK ANGEL you mean the insect version
@Darkguiver
@Darkguiver 4 года назад
@@jackmeoff5365 incestation of bugs lmao
@gerard4039
@gerard4039 4 года назад
Lol 😂
@darkhoodedguy1485
@darkhoodedguy1485 4 года назад
Female beetle: "So you'll pay child support right?" Male beetle: "Off you go then"
@corricjjohnson126
@corricjjohnson126 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@leemizu131
@leemizu131 4 года назад
Lmaooo XD
@aaronz.3972
@aaronz.3972 4 года назад
dudes rock
@afrosamurai1901
@afrosamurai1901 4 года назад
FLY flyyy you fool!
@zekevin4116
@zekevin4116 4 года назад
@@aaronz.3972 No
@prima808
@prima808 2 года назад
I'm always amazed how they get such great close up footage!
@aa-tx7th
@aa-tx7th 2 года назад
yeah i was wondering that too i think maybe they just install a sh!tton of really good cameras in strategic spots and just crop out whatever they want from extremely high resolution footage. if this is the way theyre doing it they probably caught a whole bunch of other cool sh!t too and either the focus was on the beetles from the start or they just happened to have a lot of their yeeting caught on camera. but some of the downward shots seems like the cameras were for the beetles from the start. they seem way too focused on specific branches. i guess they knew where the beetles hang out or lured them with food or maybe the female was captured beforehand and used a bait? if everything was 100% natural and no staging was involved it would have taken years to get footage like this. wildlife photgraphers probably have dozens of techniques like that. itd be a kickass job though.
@T800-k6p
@T800-k6p 2 года назад
@@aa-tx7th I bet they have a lot of drones for this as opposed to the cameras mounted on the trees.
@abel9742
@abel9742 2 года назад
The camera can even be 30m away and still get good image
@0minous187
@0minous187 Год назад
you're pretty
@xondeez757
@xondeez757 Год назад
when you have like million dollar cameras, you can do that too. even cheap camera can zoom in this far but it wont be as high quality as cameras that cost over 100k
@amberdiamond1841
@amberdiamond1841 4 года назад
Lastly, he yeeted the cameraman off the tree too.
@witchhunter7709
@witchhunter7709 4 года назад
Cameraman: *You Diiiiiiiiiiii....*
@muzinhiphop7591
@muzinhiphop7591 4 года назад
Bruh
@itzsloosh280
@itzsloosh280 4 года назад
•Witch Hunter• **splat**
@violetswing4701
@violetswing4701 4 года назад
Sorry but the cameraman *always wins*
@grungemane5336
@grungemane5336 4 года назад
wow you are still using that word, the joke died like 2-3 years ago.
@Tennisegg
@Tennisegg 4 года назад
“She belongs to the grass”
@anthonygaul2146
@anthonygaul2146 4 года назад
Wear a mask!
@ultramystic4556
@ultramystic4556 4 года назад
😂😂
@segundasenpai8472
@segundasenpai8472 4 года назад
she belong to the trees
@abdelm1339
@abdelm1339 4 года назад
Underrated comment
@auerlina
@auerlina 3 года назад
The other girls gossiping:
@icemydevance
@icemydevance 4 года назад
The story of a man throwing all of his competitors from a building to save a princess, then realizing she too, must be yeeted
@synckar6380
@synckar6380 4 года назад
This isn't how I remember Rapunzel
@omary5439
@omary5439 4 года назад
or mario
@KingNefiiria
@KingNefiiria 4 года назад
Yotled*
@pangeagamer7223
@pangeagamer7223 4 года назад
When he learns that she's a trap
@icemydevance
@icemydevance 4 года назад
Sync Kar Micheal Bay wrote the script.
@SurajSharma-f4f
@SurajSharma-f4f Год назад
The beetles were paid extremely well. Their acting skills were on point and followed the script!
@kelele
@kelele 4 года назад
That wasn't his girlfriend. She was just his fling.
@meredithr9824
@meredithr9824 4 года назад
Oh good one.
@SylenaSmith
@SylenaSmith 4 года назад
You win the internet 😂
@MallyproAnimation
@MallyproAnimation 4 года назад
I enjoy a good pun
@SK-pj8mg
@SK-pj8mg 4 года назад
kelele bruh
@saloni22815
@saloni22815 4 года назад
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@connorObye
@connorObye 3 года назад
"I must yeet" "I must mate" post nut clarity "I must yeet"
@FusedGogeta
@FusedGogeta 3 года назад
you said the 3rd part already
@TheUltima_Werewolf
@TheUltima_Werewolf 3 года назад
@@FusedGogeta wooooooosh
@TheCactuar124
@TheCactuar124 3 года назад
@@wundu7512 Sounds like you really like playing devil's advocate for no reason lol. A quick look at the person's profile gives many hints that they're a kid, so the more likely conclusion is that they didn't get the joke. Also, just for the sake of being annoyingly technical, he didn't "ask," he didn't "explain," he stated.
@arshadzaidi4667
@arshadzaidi4667 3 года назад
@@wundu7512 You didn't really prove that he get the joke. You just said its possible that he got it and formulated a reason as to why. And if he did get the joke, his response is beyond pointless. So what's the point in "defending" him? If anything, you just made him go from being a kid who missed a joke to a complete dumbass.
@wundu7512
@wundu7512 3 года назад
@@arshadzaidi4667 Well, if that's how you see it then i'll accept the fact that my “argument” is beyond pointless. But saying someones statement is pointless is really an understatement to youtube comments, people comment what's on their head and don't need a reason as to why they need to comment it. And if formulating a reason as to why he didin't miss the joke is the same as formulating one for why he did miss the joke. You're also contradicting the uselessness of one's comment, saying wooosh to someone won't do anything better to having a stupid comment. And well my reason to defending the comment was because i thought people tend to jump into conclusions with their wooosh's although the comment clearly didin't miss the joke rather just stated something. I'm ending this thread with a complete acceptance in the commenter's stupidity and the joke going over there head because i have seen more reasons from you guys rather from my perspective. Well, i had fun.
@LegoJJ
@LegoJJ 4 года назад
Beetle: *finally mates with a female* Also Beetle: “I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move...”
@Angie-lj2bo
@Angie-lj2bo 4 года назад
LMAOOO
@prince_jordan1696
@prince_jordan1696 4 года назад
This is it
@limeyt4932
@limeyt4932 4 года назад
LOL
@hvermilion23kx
@hvermilion23kx 4 года назад
Bruh
@neirasilva2384
@neirasilva2384 4 года назад
Pathfinder: hi friends :)
@luckythewolf2856
@luckythewolf2856 Год назад
The girl beetle: You used a condom right? The guy beetle: 👋😬
@Drud
@Drud 5 месяцев назад
😂
@ProBierZuiper
@ProBierZuiper 4 года назад
Beetle: Turns around and looks at the camera man Camera man: uh oh
@IRosamelia
@IRosamelia 4 года назад
swish, aaahhhhh, plonk
@superiordarwin9063
@superiordarwin9063 4 года назад
beetle:youre next camera man: falls down narrator:the beetle even pushes camera man filming him
@bruhbruh6294
@bruhbruh6294 4 года назад
Watch out watch out watch out ohhh rko out of nowhere!
@Katyusha94
@Katyusha94 4 года назад
*Throws cameraman out of tree*
@SpyderK
@SpyderK 4 года назад
😂😂
@dmwanderer9454
@dmwanderer9454 4 года назад
Female: "Idk, I'm just dont feel like mating rn." Male: "So you have chosen, death."
@schonnj
@schonnj 4 года назад
or possibly "Bitch, don't start with me! You have any idea how many other dudes I had to yeet off this fricken' tree to get here?"
@PortableFrog
@PortableFrog 4 года назад
@@schonnj LOL
@garyfunderburk7233
@garyfunderburk7233 4 года назад
🤣👍
@hamishthegoldie872
@hamishthegoldie872 4 года назад
1000th like, that’s funnie tho
@johnadams4807
@johnadams4807 4 года назад
iS tHaT oObI i SEe
@subhajitmishra8597
@subhajitmishra8597 4 года назад
That guy has some serious anger issues 😂🤣
@Haldinyar
@Haldinyar 4 года назад
Subhajit Mishra someone punched his cow
@KevinP32270
@KevinP32270 4 года назад
now his children will as well lol
@ajc1753
@ajc1753 4 года назад
@رمضان Ramadan Alhamdulillah
@planescaped
@planescaped 4 года назад
"Gonna wait up in the top of the highest tree huh? I'll show you..."
@somenathpaul
@somenathpaul 4 года назад
Is he Kabir Singh?
@betafishmast3r252
@betafishmast3r252 2 года назад
Female Beetle after sex: I'm pregnant Male Beetle: YEETUS THE FEETUS
@jdlgrimm
@jdlgrimm 3 года назад
mans wasn’t losing his killstreak to a woman
@michaelgallardo5778
@michaelgallardo5778 3 года назад
This comment is underrated lol
@Man-ye4xm
@Man-ye4xm 3 года назад
Gender equality moment
@Jakepopper01
@Jakepopper01 3 года назад
Lmao based beetle
@NS-45
@NS-45 3 года назад
almost nuke bro, almost
@restingrn2653
@restingrn2653 3 года назад
mama didnt raise no simp
@food9180
@food9180 4 года назад
Imagine just walking in a forest and a beetle just falls on you
@omegasynth2775
@omegasynth2775 4 года назад
And then another one.
@NuclearEg.g
@NuclearEg.g 4 года назад
@@omegasynth2775 and then another one
@madhavilanka7787
@madhavilanka7787 4 года назад
And you grab it, scream at it and eat it up for falling on your head "HEY WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO FALL ON ME?"
@mariahmonica2001
@mariahmonica2001 4 года назад
Shriek and burn the place down. No special treatment. If we do it to the spiders, we do it to the beetles.
@kaii2602
@kaii2602 4 года назад
Nobody: Weather: *casually starts to rain beetles*
@Not_A_Plant2552
@Not_A_Plant2552 3 года назад
“Hey, did you get a shot of that beetle falling off the tree?” “Yeah” “Lmao, nice” -The film crew probably
@sebastiantschatordai
@sebastiantschatordai 3 года назад
lmao
@bit-te
@bit-te 3 года назад
lmao
@paulocalinao2267
@paulocalinao2267 3 года назад
lmao
@paliken1267
@paliken1267 3 года назад
lmao
@thegreatape170
@thegreatape170 3 года назад
lma
@mahtimies3200
@mahtimies3200 Год назад
The stag beetle post nut clarity is not to be underestimated
@olouwi
@olouwi 4 года назад
Human: falls from ten times their size: dies Stag Beetle: falls from one hundred times their size: "dangit, three days of climbing wasted!"
@temmietemmieson6756
@temmietemmieson6756 4 года назад
Half-Circle Guy#WLM that’s pretty much it.
@horizonfan
@horizonfan 4 года назад
I can see that in family guy 😂
@GaylordBonnafous
@GaylordBonnafous 4 года назад
They have no bones.
@umar3298
@umar3298 4 года назад
stanleyiii you are the type of guy that ruins the jokes haha
@armenianispogs8087
@armenianispogs8087 4 года назад
bugs have different brains compared to humans along with exoskeletons
@zachdugan7320
@zachdugan7320 4 года назад
This is the most Chad animal to ever exist.
@patricklewis9787
@patricklewis9787 4 года назад
I feel like you're using the term "Chad" wrong
@mcwaff8661
@mcwaff8661 4 года назад
@@patricklewis9787 nar its correct
@angrycyclone4353
@angrycyclone4353 4 года назад
facts lol
@namousa4752
@namousa4752 4 года назад
r/MGTOW
@xwispr
@xwispr 4 года назад
Agreed
@sombre274
@sombre274 4 года назад
Imagine taking a peaceful walk in the forest and one of those giant beetles just falls on top of your head.
@andreah6175
@andreah6175 4 года назад
I was putting gas in yesterday and one (stag beetle) flew onto my shirt hitting my chest and stuck there with his grippy paws & snagged my shirt . I have pics, to bad no video
@xochitlahuia
@xochitlahuia 4 года назад
@@andreah6175 omg paws? Oh fuck noo
@simkeeytm
@simkeeytm 4 года назад
Words do not convey the force that would be put into squashing such a beetle
@Zaggerplaz
@Zaggerplaz 4 года назад
@@simkeeytm Lmao
@SirMcLoin
@SirMcLoin 4 года назад
Ok I’m not leaving my house ever again
@Will-sq3ip
@Will-sq3ip 2 года назад
Baby Beetle: “How did you and dad meet?” Female Beetle: “He threw me off a tree.”
@wawawawawa634
@wawawawawa634 4 года назад
Yeettle: "I climbed a skyscraper and fought six bosses just to mate with you princess." Female Beatle: "Eh, I'm not really feelin it though.." Yeetle: "I wasn't asking."
@starchild.P
@starchild.P 4 года назад
Jonathan Jones 😂these comments are gold
@bjjchannel
@bjjchannel 4 года назад
Yeetle XD Yeeeeet
@Cookivirus
@Cookivirus 4 года назад
We need a partition to rename it yeetle
@KingofdaNerds
@KingofdaNerds 4 года назад
...Well that escalated.
@ninjastorm540
@ninjastorm540 4 года назад
Lmao! This killed me especially the Yeetle name
@s4m535
@s4m535 4 года назад
the beetle was like i ain’t payin child support
@IRosamelia
@IRosamelia 4 года назад
beetle bastard!!!!
@joeolson6880
@joeolson6880 4 года назад
Female bastard
@IRosamelia
@IRosamelia 4 года назад
@@joeolson6880 Joe, that's such an incel comment 🤣🤣🤣
@skippernolen5644
@skippernolen5644 4 года назад
@@IRosamelia You think girls reproduce asexually? This is a human comment section.
@_phong.huynh_
@_phong.huynh_ 4 года назад
Zaxch - hot/single/rich/dj/half demon/don't touch tail/half wolf angel
@happybirthday2078
@happybirthday2078 2 года назад
Itto was right with the beetle fighting. It really is epic.
@Drud
@Drud 5 месяцев назад
LMAO
@Johnnybravo..
@Johnnybravo.. 4 года назад
Disclaimer: Don't try this at home. Your one night stand will not "bounce" when thrown out of your bedroom window.
@GippyHappy
@GippyHappy 4 года назад
Also avoid using a "restraining cage"
@AsterAnimates
@AsterAnimates 4 года назад
and if she isn’t interested, don’t continue to pursue
@incognito6815
@incognito6815 4 года назад
so thats why the police have been chasing me for several weeks now...
@Johnnybravo..
@Johnnybravo.. 4 года назад
😂
@Josh-bb3xi
@Josh-bb3xi 4 года назад
I mean I live on the ground floor because my home only has one level. I keep a trampoline outside my window but remove it for consenting partners.
@elliottyancey804
@elliottyancey804 4 года назад
Imagine your jaw evolving over hundreds of years so you can throw your friends off trees
@Rafa1589
@Rafa1589 4 года назад
AND your girlfriend
@nachfullbarertrank5230
@nachfullbarertrank5230 4 года назад
@@merlinthegray Whoops, don't say that, the creationists will start barking!
@_phong.huynh_
@_phong.huynh_ 4 года назад
@@merlinthegray *BARK bark BaRK*
@citizenofkurtistown3855
@citizenofkurtistown3855 4 года назад
ok but they not friends
@v6790
@v6790 4 года назад
@@nachfullbarertrank5230 vööf
@paladingeorge6098
@paladingeorge6098 3 года назад
Imagine being a creature who's sole purpose is to yeet everyone in your neighborhood out of your way.
@kristenswanepoel1449
@kristenswanepoel1449 3 года назад
😂
@Bird.Lover6000
@Bird.Lover6000 3 года назад
Now imagine you were the one getting yeeted 🙁
@Moldylocks
@Moldylocks 3 года назад
It's called Islam
@jackmarlow4355
@jackmarlow4355 3 года назад
@@Bird.Lover6000 I would pull a Luke skywalker & go into hiding
@etcetera7218
@etcetera7218 3 года назад
@@Moldylocks bruh
@Stormsong93
@Stormsong93 Год назад
He really hit it and quit it while putting a whole knew meaning to having a fling. 😂
@jackalhead7433
@jackalhead7433 4 года назад
Guy: "Throws his girlfriend off the balcony" Others: "Yup they had sex"
@DerPieShuTheDayDreamer
@DerPieShuTheDayDreamer 4 года назад
and i thought it was the other way around
@aliaskt
@aliaskt 4 года назад
And so are you
@blizzhazard3005
@blizzhazard3005 4 года назад
It's Called Mating
@55robloxmaster
@55robloxmaster 4 года назад
I can see this happening with the beetles in the wild.
@Thatonerandomguy1331
@Thatonerandomguy1331 4 года назад
@@aliaskt shut up
@spongebobsquarepants601
@spongebobsquarepants601 4 года назад
Imagine throwing eight other beetles off the tree for a mate that he also throws off
@anasazhari4498
@anasazhari4498 4 года назад
Not Stonks.
@ilikepigeons6101
@ilikepigeons6101 4 года назад
@@ChaceBonanno xD
@eggcelentrat4005
@eggcelentrat4005 4 года назад
He's gotta keep the streak
@JohnDoe-dv6zb
@JohnDoe-dv6zb 4 года назад
Guess she's not in the mood to be at the top of the tree with an undeniably worthy alpha either.
@MegabyteMii
@MegabyteMii Год назад
This is the beetle equivalent of a guy pushing his girlfriend into the pool and running away laughing
@Takerofbootyeaterofcoochie
@Takerofbootyeaterofcoochie 4 года назад
“I was thinking maybe we could get breakfa-“ “Y E E T”
@4Mikes4Mindset4
@4Mikes4Mindset4 4 года назад
... said the 2am sloot
@TheAvsouto
@TheAvsouto 4 года назад
It's like playing mortal kombat but the goal is to get laid
@everythingcool101
@everythingcool101 4 года назад
@@4Mikes4Mindset4 im dieing 😂😂
@Takerofbootyeaterofcoochie
@Takerofbootyeaterofcoochie 4 года назад
disturbed Sure but you better be gone in the morning.
@Marcus-gz3lo
@Marcus-gz3lo 4 года назад
disturbed you a bitch
@JohnDrummondPhoto
@JohnDrummondPhoto 4 года назад
Guys: I wouldn't kick HER out of bed. Stag beetle: I would.
@sunitafisher4758
@sunitafisher4758 4 года назад
John Drummond 🌸 lol 😂 Praying mantis are brutal so there had to be a balance somewhere
@nicodovahkin8822
@nicodovahkin8822 4 года назад
Ahmed Ex1 they’re just trying to meet their daily nutrition requirements lmao
@sunitafisher4758
@sunitafisher4758 4 года назад
ish the fish 🌸 😊
@davidwesley2525
@davidwesley2525 2 года назад
@@sunitafisher4758 Female praying mantis eats her male partner after mating.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@T800-k6p
@T800-k6p 2 года назад
Chad beetle
@vespine1749
@vespine1749 4 года назад
“Babe I’m pregnant“ Beetle: “Ah, I see.” *YEET*
@ms.asiangirl8225
@ms.asiangirl8225 4 года назад
Ensconced • 😂😂😂
@NeneKusangiLover27
@NeneKusangiLover27 4 года назад
3:30
@Injamben
@Injamben 4 года назад
@travis the maxus was pretty hilarious.
@Malloway___
@Malloway___ 4 года назад
I like your profile pic I used to use it
@ashamazing2000
@ashamazing2000 4 года назад
@travis the maxus Not to be rude but people have their own opinions, but going onto somebody's comment and saying "you're not funny" isn't one you need to share.
@themonk6066
@themonk6066 4 года назад
Female - "so you going to pay me child support then". Male - "YEET"
@mysenseofhumourisbroken1204
@mysenseofhumourisbroken1204 4 года назад
hellasow Ya 🤣
@zinzolin14
@zinzolin14 4 года назад
More like he yeeted her off the tree 😂
@memerisland.2617
@memerisland.2617 4 года назад
You said something SERIOUS on a joke.... it’s not funny and it doesn’t MATTER if it wasn’t suppose to be funny....because you just ruined the joke
@wingset
@wingset 4 года назад
@Taun Taun's Mr. President neither of you are wrong, conversation over.
@themandaman1071
@themandaman1071 4 года назад
@Taun Taun's Mr. President Honestly I agree with you. Both parties have the responsibility to use contraception and accept the risks that they incur by having sex. If you make a child, you better take care of it, male or female.
@CrniWuk
@CrniWuk Год назад
'How much do you lift bo? 'How much do YOU lift bro! Taken to a whole new level.
@ChariotsofFire1
@ChariotsofFire1 3 года назад
"But the hurling habit dies hard" 🤣😆
@briantimms730
@briantimms730 3 года назад
Yea we watched the video, classic youtube commenter cringe.
@engineergaming1669
@engineergaming1669 3 года назад
@@briantimms730 yea we read the comment, classic RU-vid replier cringe.
@rickard486
@rickard486 3 года назад
@@engineergaming1669 "das rite"
@LARODEO15
@LARODEO15 3 года назад
@@rickard486 😂😂 I cringed at that
@ihopenot4931
@ihopenot4931 3 года назад
This whole thread is fucked
@ankurage
@ankurage 3 года назад
Beetles' exoskeletons are strong, and their terminal velocity is slow, so they won't die. But the humiliation is far worse
@monke980
@monke980 2 года назад
they'll die of embarrassment before they even hit the ground.
@bonjovirocks24
@bonjovirocks24 2 года назад
Especially now that they're embarrassed on national TV
@ankurage
@ankurage 2 года назад
@@2bb-2 Let me clarify here; what I (and most people in physics would've) meant by "terminal velocity", is the velocity where forces of air resistance (which varies by speed relative to the fluid) and gravity exactly cancel each other out. Not the minimal speed for an impact to have lethal consequences.
@mistermonologue2442
@mistermonologue2442 2 года назад
@@ankurage You could all just say "maximum velocity" considering the object can't fall faster unless it reaches a new medium to fall through that allows it. But noooo we had to throw that misleading "terminal" in there.
@preparetoholdyourcolour7080
@preparetoholdyourcolour7080 2 года назад
I mean....this is too relatable lol
@julianrosenfeld7177
@julianrosenfeld7177 4 года назад
How come when this beetle throws his girlfriend out a tree he gets his own RU-vid video but when I do it I get charged with assault?
@naasirbakari7247
@naasirbakari7247 4 года назад
Julian Rosenfeld i bet if you did it, you’d get a news story
@erinhawkins6291
@erinhawkins6291 4 года назад
Ah yes I can see it now "Florida man throws girlfriend out of high tree after doing it"
@gerard7417
@gerard7417 4 года назад
@@erinhawkins6291 lmaooooo I'm dead
@davidfuller4110
@davidfuller4110 4 года назад
Throw yo baby momma out the house
@elijahflint9884
@elijahflint9884 4 года назад
Because you don't have the strength and the jaws for it. Just like this beetle.
@峰中茶亭林世峰的創作
@峰中茶亭林世峰的創作 2 года назад
Thanks the film crew ! How sophisticated the nature is !
@FlowingDepths
@FlowingDepths 4 года назад
I've never laughed so hard at insects in my life.
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 4 года назад
Same
@LL-pe2tw
@LL-pe2tw 4 года назад
Lol me too🤣
@lightbringer2714
@lightbringer2714 4 года назад
Same! 😂😂😂😂😂
@unadormilona
@unadormilona 4 года назад
This! 🤣🤣🤣
@sonicmania6753
@sonicmania6753 4 года назад
Same
@MichaelMcCallister097
@MichaelMcCallister097 4 года назад
The beetles at the bottom are like, “what the hell, he threw the girl too? I thought that’s what we were fighting for!”
@unhommequicourt
@unhommequicourt 4 года назад
the beetles that fell off seeing the girl falling too "well it s free real estate"
@f.b.lagent1113
@f.b.lagent1113 4 года назад
It’s poundtown
@pokeman5000
@pokeman5000 4 года назад
It's not about preserving the species anymore, there are plenty of beetle females. It's about the climb and the sweet taste of victory. The sex is just the cherry on top. "What is best in life?" " TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, TO SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, AND TO HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THEIR WOMEN."
@MichaelMcCallister097
@MichaelMcCallister097 4 года назад
pokeman5000 beetle life is hardcore
@bakedgoods7116
@bakedgoods7116 4 года назад
@@pokeman5000 Wow, Conan the Beetlebarian
@mohamedelkhalil1288
@mohamedelkhalil1288 4 года назад
Damn, that beetle is suplexing everyone that gets in his way.
@olsisula888
@olsisula888 4 года назад
brock lesnar beetle
@actsismmljcorrectlyobeyed6190
@actsismmljcorrectlyobeyed6190 4 года назад
Not bad English for a Dunecoon.
@seggzyantilope6023
@seggzyantilope6023 4 года назад
ActsisMMLJ CorrectlyObeyed good one
@Shaquille_ONeal
@Shaquille_ONeal 4 года назад
He's going to Wrestlemania. *Points at sign*
@joebothehobo50yearsago89
@joebothehobo50yearsago89 4 года назад
Beetle wwe out here and the best thing about it is that... It's free (I don't like wwe either way)
@GodsChild4Ever446
@GodsChild4Ever446 2 года назад
Damn did he have to throw her out of the tree? I guess he was like “she ain’t my wife”🤣🤣🤣
@jotarokujogamesstuff6818
@jotarokujogamesstuff6818 4 года назад
He saw his homies approaching and didn't want to be called a simp, so he did a pro gamer move.
@unspoken3069
@unspoken3069 4 года назад
so funny i forgot to laugh. Just kidding, it's not funny at all
@chanceamirian6522
@chanceamirian6522 4 года назад
you people are disrespectful. Jotaro made an approvable meme and you people bitching about it smh
@virgin1792
@virgin1792 4 года назад
@@chanceamirian6522 These people complaining are obviously held at gun point by DIO.
@jotarokujogamesstuff6818
@jotarokujogamesstuff6818 4 года назад
Ok, if this is a "stolen comment" I didn't quite see that so I guess it's understandable to be mad yet I'd think it be kinda weird to have such a specific comment be carbon copied when I haven't even seen yours yet. Also, just a point of advice but I'm pretty sure you can't copyright and sue someone over a comment. And for those of you who don't like it, you didn't have to say anything about it you know, instead of thinking that your replies are really anymore original. So.....yeah.
@jotarokujogamesstuff6818
@jotarokujogamesstuff6818 4 года назад
@@unspoken3069 so original that I forgot to laugh. Just kidding, it's not original at all
@mrhyde9063
@mrhyde9063 4 года назад
“Can I stay for bre.....” “BEGONE THOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
@joaopedrodebarrosdaeira5466
@joaopedrodebarrosdaeira5466 4 года назад
Omg you made my day better ahhahahahahah
@mrhyde9063
@mrhyde9063 4 года назад
Joao Pedro De Barros Da Eira I’m glad :D
@lyteyearz5810
@lyteyearz5810 4 года назад
Bahahahahaha 😭😭💀💀💀💀
@mrhyde9063
@mrhyde9063 4 года назад
I'm gay so ye, women are constantly trouble anyway xD
@foreverloving5565
@foreverloving5565 4 года назад
Mr Hyde you realize you basically said “THIRSTY HOE OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER OVER THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@kinkycam11
@kinkycam11 3 года назад
Imagine you're just walking along and a beetle that just got its ass beat lands on you
@wumbo9736
@wumbo9736 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@burbbrain5377
@burbbrain5377 3 года назад
I was literally thinking about that 🤣
@sebastiantschatordai
@sebastiantschatordai 3 года назад
Burn down the entire forest.
@adamyeo1077
@adamyeo1077 3 года назад
Really good comment 🤣🤣🤣👍
@Atreus21
@Atreus21 3 года назад
And not just a beetle. An almost-crawfish.
@dqmc07
@dqmc07 4 года назад
A story of brutality, rape and attempted murder, Sounds like a lifetime movie.
@dqmc07
@dqmc07 4 года назад
gaurav shinde lol
@bobbynelson679
@bobbynelson679 4 года назад
dqmc07 nice job trying to mix human emotions and mother nature
@luke769animations
@luke769animations 4 года назад
Fifty Shades of Pixar
@Blue_shrt
@Blue_shrt 4 года назад
dqmc07 so if humans rape it’s not Mother Nature ?
@Sethxz
@Sethxz 4 года назад
@@bobbynelson679 Its a joke, like you, but a funny one.
@Heheyeahboy
@Heheyeahboy 2 года назад
Me: Aww cute their loving eachother. Girl beetle gets thrown out Me: OH GOD
@Angelinapalaita
@Angelinapalaita 2 года назад
Lmfao the girl beetle didn’t even want to do anything with him
@dipperjr7696
@dipperjr7696 4 года назад
"She belongs to the streets" -stag beetle 2020
@user-wt2oy6bc3c
@user-wt2oy6bc3c 4 года назад
Third
@noobyboi8613
@noobyboi8613 4 года назад
Fourth
@mubold
@mubold 4 года назад
Sixth
@troy4328
@troy4328 4 года назад
This one right here.
@antagonist1038
@antagonist1038 4 года назад
SEE U IN 4 YEARS EVERYONE
@craze1773
@craze1773 3 года назад
Damn this beetle just said "Girls are temporary, but tree is forever"
@smellypatel5272
@smellypatel5272 2 года назад
Based beetle
@MikeTheD
@MikeTheD 2 года назад
She was garbage and a better one will come along
@pocketaxolotl8301
@pocketaxolotl8301 2 года назад
Then the tree gets cut down and burned
@boratsagdiyev5679
@boratsagdiyev5679 2 года назад
@@pocketaxolotl8301 don't do that, if he throws his girlfriend 25meters into the abyss i don't wanna know what he does to someone he doesn't like.
@pocketaxolotl8301
@pocketaxolotl8301 2 года назад
@@boratsagdiyev5679 I imagine he'd send me 2000 meters into the abyss
@ayeryhoy...
@ayeryhoy... 4 года назад
Me sitting under a tree male beetle: falls right on my head me: ew! a loser.
@sha3755
@sha3755 4 года назад
Smiley Boi Me seeing you under a tree: ew a loser
@nub8861
@nub8861 4 года назад
@@sha3755 Me seeing you under a tree: eww a loser
@jerryperez5267
@jerryperez5267 4 года назад
nub Me seeing you under the tree: Eww a loser
@btsswifey6247
@btsswifey6247 4 года назад
@@jerryperez5267 Me seeing you under a tree : eww a loser
@No-xw7mo
@No-xw7mo 4 года назад
BTS Wifu Remember, no chain.
@Quezo103
@Quezo103 2 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂the funniest ending to a gauntlet run😂😂😂 He didn’t want the female for himself he wanted the tree😂😂
@birthofcrusade4123
@birthofcrusade4123 4 года назад
Her: I don't think I want to mate right now. Him: Seriously? I just climbed a whole tree and fought like seven guys to get to you. Her: But we can still be friends. Him:....You ever wonder what falling was like? Her: What? Him: *YEET*
@comicbookhero9015
@comicbookhero9015 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@bittersweet20
@bittersweet20 4 года назад
7 guys huh ? *Scott Pilgrim intensifies*
@eduardotrinidad5742
@eduardotrinidad5742 4 года назад
Put he first raped her lol
@carltomacruz9138
@carltomacruz9138 4 года назад
GREEK GREEK SKEET SKEET YEET YEET
@nooshinsaba2821
@nooshinsaba2821 4 года назад
😂🤣
@chrisfourcade8397
@chrisfourcade8397 4 года назад
So he literally fought all those males to get to the female and just throws her off a tree lol
@PenguinsLords
@PenguinsLords 4 года назад
this guy is mad :'D
@nanyamishra
@nanyamishra 4 года назад
Cheap thrills bro
@pumppiiee9023
@pumppiiee9023 4 года назад
Nah this guy just want to watch anime but other males blocking way
@garykerwin9924
@garykerwin9924 4 года назад
That beetle was savage ASF👹
@amalsp8955
@amalsp8955 4 года назад
Because that was his ex girlfriend
@someuser3388
@someuser3388 4 года назад
Imagine sitting under that tree and out of nowhere a stag beetle falls on ur head.
@semak4206
@semak4206 4 года назад
Pregnant stag beetle use give birth on head
@tylerg6433
@tylerg6433 4 года назад
Some User beetles*
@someuser3388
@someuser3388 4 года назад
@@onyxx7791 lmao
@thisguy1664
@thisguy1664 4 года назад
Now you have activated my tree paranoia gene.
@Jay-pc2fp
@Jay-pc2fp 4 года назад
And then five more right after
@thomaselvidge
@thomaselvidge Год назад
Gigachad beetle.
@villainousthing
@villainousthing 4 года назад
well. that gives a whole new meaning to “pump and dump”.
@M0N0TONE.
@M0N0TONE. 4 года назад
lolol
@cryptokirby
@cryptokirby 4 года назад
lol
@glowingsquib9380
@glowingsquib9380 4 года назад
skeet and yeet!
@idontknow4687
@idontknow4687 4 года назад
😂
@Cr-z
@Cr-z 4 года назад
Well said bro 👍👏😆😂
@mariolemus12
@mariolemus12 4 года назад
Imagine walking through a forest and when you pass under this type of tree BAM a huge beetle just lands on your head 😂
@Facelessify1
@Facelessify1 4 года назад
If that ever happens I will from now on be more respectful of these MMA fighters of the insect world
@pixieslaje4612
@pixieslaje4612 4 года назад
Here this shit corona virus ads
@happydawg2663
@happydawg2663 4 года назад
I would seriously freak out
@tgmtf5963
@tgmtf5963 4 года назад
With the beetles armor piercing your skull
@Rya_N33
@Rya_N33 4 года назад
I’m sure that’s never happened
@dr00ple
@dr00ple 4 года назад
So your basically telling me that When im walking in the forest i could get a stag beetle in the face
@c3nturin896
@c3nturin896 4 года назад
Awesome
@crowwithinternetservice
@crowwithinternetservice 4 года назад
@@MysticLGD *How about no*
@insfire99yearsago2
@insfire99yearsago2 4 года назад
Probably
@alexiswilliamsinc
@alexiswilliamsinc 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂 ...and yet, better than an arrow in the knee. 🤷🏽‍♀️
@mrmonsterhunter808
@mrmonsterhunter808 4 года назад
Alexis Williams that meme has been dead since 2012
@likethecolorgreen
@likethecolorgreen 2 года назад
He clearly tossed her because he fought all those battles only for her to not give him any. Had to hit it a quit it.
@franklyerlool3554
@franklyerlool3554 4 года назад
Thinking about how they manage to always get these shots makes my head hurt
@AP500yd
@AP500yd 4 года назад
a camera
@geosobservations9496
@geosobservations9496 4 года назад
They find a spot... set cameras up...they take a couple jars outta their backpacks...open them...release the bugs...poke them with sticks to go the right way...shoot for a day or 2...then clip ...likely clipped wings too...some of it is dun in a basement on wilderness benches...the bugs that can fly away are releasers...get another jar...
@Joelivingsten1667
@Joelivingsten1667 4 года назад
They just find a beetle and drop it in front of the camera, as opposed to laying on the ground hoping they get a shot of one falling from 10 stories in the air.
@Max_Le_Groom
@Max_Le_Groom 4 года назад
@DISGame That's Godhood level skills the Editors have, credit to Them Man 👏👏👏👏👏
@KE-yq2eg
@KE-yq2eg 4 года назад
Literally all they do is watch beetles, everyday for weeks. Until they get the narrative they want.
@DarthYall
@DarthYall 4 года назад
The whooshing sound they put in for when the beetles fall is absolutely killing me
@hunterofdarkness8329
@hunterofdarkness8329 4 года назад
Could have been Roblox death sound
@TheSuspectOnFoot
@TheSuspectOnFoot 4 года назад
Should have played Eye of The Tiger when he was fighting the other beetles though
@sumbuddy4088
@sumbuddy4088 4 года назад
When she doesn’t like your LEGO Star Wars collection
@tranimationstudioz4727
@tranimationstudioz4727 4 года назад
Haha
@evertree2133
@evertree2133 4 года назад
Or your Bionicles
@obsessivecatdisordersquad7577
@obsessivecatdisordersquad7577 4 года назад
You are now granted Legend
@matttypes2695
@matttypes2695 2 года назад
Male, on the phone: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CLIMBED THE WRONG TREE
@aryl
@aryl 4 года назад
He's just looking out for those males he defeated before. "Yo, I'm done with her, here, catch."
@KartikChauhan__KC
@KartikChauhan__KC 4 года назад
You made my day 😂😂😂
@patrickp992
@patrickp992 4 года назад
LMAO
@badmelll
@badmelll 4 года назад
🤣
@Lazy_Prophet
@Lazy_Prophet 4 года назад
Yikes lol
@sargentsteve7148
@sargentsteve7148 4 года назад
That's actually wholesome to me, he helping his fellow virgin homies
@whatshappenedhere1784
@whatshappenedhere1784 4 года назад
"You don't have to worry about them staying too long the next morning if you throw them out of the window the night before" - Stag Beetle
@f.b.lagent1113
@f.b.lagent1113 4 года назад
great name
@shakenjacob7946
@shakenjacob7946 4 года назад
@@f.b.lagent1113 Thank you, F.B.I agent.
@RLomoterenge
@RLomoterenge 4 года назад
The real reason he threw her off is because after sex she asked “So, what ARE we?”
@CommanderCodyChipless
@CommanderCodyChipless 4 года назад
@Vizman216 damn, your wife still asks you what you guys are after sex? That's gotta be awkward
@LouisVuitton1
@LouisVuitton1 4 года назад
@Mr Principal Jugular Testosterone Strangler k no you ruin it
@RSR8485
@RSR8485 4 года назад
Yup and we all know that just kills it .
@CommanderCodyChipless
@CommanderCodyChipless 4 года назад
@Mr Principal Jugular Testosterone Strangler I giggled thinking about a beetle having responsibilities
@mariahmonica2001
@mariahmonica2001 4 года назад
We are DONE that’s what we are
@gabos7892
@gabos7892 Год назад
His girl is going to tell all her friends how he threw her out the tree, but she isn't going to tell the story of how he paid the bills.
@natertotgaming1246
@natertotgaming1246 Год назад
😂
@GippyHappy
@GippyHappy 3 года назад
I just can't get over it. There was no reason to throw her out of the tree but he just does it anyway. Like he was so used to yeeting dudes all day he forgot why he was up there. At least he remembered to mate first.
@emmalion1976
@emmalion1976 3 года назад
Hahahahaha
@lakojake4215
@lakojake4215 2 года назад
Maybe he saw another female.
@Wind4air
@Wind4air 2 года назад
They mate in the canopy, perhaps sleep + yeet is a strategy to keep her away from more mating, keeping his percentage of offspring higher.
@ghnbtrcv8672
@ghnbtrcv8672 2 года назад
@@Wind4air ehh I doubt that 5 hungry males down there near her. You forgot he threw all of them haha?
@moormanjean5636
@moormanjean5636 2 года назад
@@ghnbtrcv8672 They mate in the canopy so I don't think that would matter too much that other males are down there
@ethanl5527
@ethanl5527 4 года назад
BBC: Stag Beetle Me, an intellectual: Y E E T L E
@hollow6189
@hollow6189 4 года назад
You are truly the one of the the greatest minds of our era
@typicalbootss586
@typicalbootss586 4 года назад
shut up
@ivonunes3937
@ivonunes3937 4 года назад
@@typicalbootss586 no
@Donfryesmustache
@Donfryesmustache 4 года назад
Overwatch
@amanda4sss
@amanda4sss 4 года назад
😂🤣😂🤣
@lovecherrymotion_
@lovecherrymotion_ 4 года назад
he really said “She Belong To The Streets”
@heldon7951
@heldon7951 4 года назад
Bruhhhh 😭😂
@jim.87
@jim.87 4 года назад
she belongs to the grounds
@farmageddon2978
@farmageddon2978 4 года назад
@@jim.87 not as funny
@mcdoughboi1859
@mcdoughboi1859 4 года назад
Farmageddon I found it funny
4 года назад
Oh damn 🤣
@vinayakakadbur6358
@vinayakakadbur6358 Год назад
Even nature has a plot twist😅🤣
@t7man801
@t7man801 3 года назад
This really gives meaning to the saying pump then dump😂
@1LuvMLPFiM
@1LuvMLPFiM 3 года назад
Even nature knows the unwritten rules. 😂
@clementineschalchen330
@clementineschalchen330 3 года назад
In humans that’s highly unnatural humans mate for life in most cases.
@nuaymzaidi299
@nuaymzaidi299 3 года назад
@All About Power why?
@rossthemoss6827
@rossthemoss6827 3 года назад
@All About Power Welcome to the human race where we make jokes about anything and everything.
@yewtewbstew547
@yewtewbstew547 3 года назад
@All About Power You can make jokes about anything.
@atomskShadox
@atomskShadox 4 года назад
Why did the other males arrange themselves like mini-bosses instead of just mating with the female?
@brianmonroy8867
@brianmonroy8867 4 года назад
They're just NPC's in the grand scheme of things
@Zombieslayeradg
@Zombieslayeradg 4 года назад
Brian Monroy XD
@2t0nrhianwilliams21
@2t0nrhianwilliams21 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@Notfound-pz2xu
@Notfound-pz2xu 4 года назад
They are just paid actors 😆
@aarontheperson6867
@aarontheperson6867 4 года назад
maybe they knew that if they did mate with it, the others would attack it.
@gododoof
@gododoof 4 года назад
When you grind a dungeon for exp and don't care about the reward at the end.
@Proxyincognito
@Proxyincognito 4 года назад
@【608】 Disenchanted it in front of the party.
@crystalchubs5057
@crystalchubs5057 4 года назад
That sounds like BOTW for sure.
@demandred1957
@demandred1957 4 года назад
*Pro Gamer Move*
@milesprower6110
@milesprower6110 4 года назад
CrystalChubs or any other rpg games which exists before Botw xD
@kira-dk2mx
@kira-dk2mx 11 месяцев назад
"Last night was fun, but...I'm gonna have to ask you to leave."
@SerathDarklands
@SerathDarklands 4 года назад
Sure, when HE throws his girlfriend out of a tree, nobody bats an eye, but when _I_ do it, I have to sleep on the couch for a week and a half.
@hairyputter5363
@hairyputter5363 4 года назад
Almost 760k people saw this under a week. That beetle is probably cyber bullied right now or worse, trying to pay for child support
@ashishpaul2321
@ashishpaul2321 4 года назад
mate
@_VictorGrantz_
@_VictorGrantz_ 4 года назад
Palpatine x Anakin you ship palpatine and anakin?! I’ve literally never heard of that ship before.
@whafflete6721
@whafflete6721 4 года назад
@@_VictorGrantz_ A surprise for sure.
@_VictorGrantz_
@_VictorGrantz_ 4 года назад
in Stall ikr
@BasementBubbatunde
@BasementBubbatunde 4 года назад
I think it's time we tackle the important things in this world, like starting a petition to change this creatures name from Stag Beetle to Yeetle.
@naejimba
@naejimba 4 года назад
This! I would also have accepted "Swag Yeetle."
@Haldri.
@Haldri. 4 года назад
naejimba t1 fan?
@naejimba
@naejimba 4 года назад
@@Haldri. , t1?
@user-yo4dz5np7g
@user-yo4dz5np7g 4 года назад
LMAOOO
@shannonshitstain3164
@shannonshitstain3164 4 года назад
That's nothing to me yeetle i agree
@DevinS1133
@DevinS1133 3 года назад
Him: "Babe, wanna do it beetle style" Her: "Sure, but how is it done" *locks the door to his 7th-floor apartment" Him: "Oh, you will find out soon enough"
@kennyg3126
@kennyg3126 3 года назад
Report of a dead women
@michaeltwister
@michaeltwister 3 года назад
Attempt a first degree murder is a beetle style lol
@23hawk_75
@23hawk_75 3 года назад
looool i read the third line and burst out laughing
@vizi-_-vizi
@vizi-_-vizi 3 года назад
Lol😂😂😂Nice one man
@alexc2194
@alexc2194 3 года назад
Oh hell no 😂😂
@moonlightmando7163
@moonlightmando7163 2 года назад
Beetle: *Arrives* “Your princess is in another castle”
@razorhighflyer
@razorhighflyer 3 года назад
I like how they don't even explain *why* the beetle just threw the female beetle off the tree. The beetle just likes throwing other beetles around.
@lewisgiles8855
@lewisgiles8855 2 года назад
I'm assuming she gotta lay eggs in the ground?😕
@SnoopyDoofie
@SnoopyDoofie 4 года назад
His way of saying "I'm not paying for child support. Out you go."
@justicewarrior9187
@justicewarrior9187 4 года назад
Gotta let that nut go
@Patrick-xe3kp
@Patrick-xe3kp 4 года назад
Hahahahahahahahahhahaahah
@hellosweetheart3350
@hellosweetheart3350 4 года назад
Not even funny, if your a father to a baby I hope you understand someday how important that money really is to the well being of that child...wait, were talking about beetles 🤦
@Patrick-xe3kp
@Patrick-xe3kp 4 года назад
@@hellosweetheart3350 hahahhahahaha
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