Stanley Yells at Ryan - The Office US 

And to see if the clock is working right

@Micheal Ellis His art*

and meatballs

A bat in the office

his crossword

Yeah most of the stuff is improvise and thoughts by the actors . While filming that why this show is amazing.

It probably meant B.J. Novak was even more scared because he had no idea what was coming

I was wondering who wrote it because it’s so accurate to what old black people say when they’re upset 😭

Jada Moore V V

@anna how is it racist? you actually sound like a racist by trying to poke fun at something that clearly isn't racist. You tried to be edgy but you just sound stupid.

Check the bloopers 🤣

@@AndE667 can you give the link here?

In one of the bloopers, BJ Novak (Ryan) starts laughing mid rant

and while they were filming... lol

Ya

Lol you don’t even see what happened in this scene is sad.

@@Mikey-ym6ok what is it that makes it sad? some reality and stuff?

Kyber 73 its pretzel day

Mr poop

Very particular things! Pretzel day being one of them!

Ikr 😂😂😀

Lmaoo your profile picture is the best

he's in the meetings. and he's doing his puzzlebooks there so not really serious

When Jesus could come walking in through that door and not help you, you *know* it’s serious

Because Kelly has the personality of a 15 year old girl

Well, mentally she is 15 years old, so 🤣🤣

Lies again? Gold Yellow

@@lisatheboywonder6744 *12

@@Baard5Szomoru 13

Chucky Masciano yea we all watched the video. No need to type it in the comments.

Andre Lavandero if you got offended by that, you're stupid. No need to get in other people's business and 1 fucking month later. The past is the past. Let it go. And please don't comment again, you're embarrassing yourself

Chris Conejo ...No further comment.

Ille help you find it

@@chrisconejo4880 at the same time you're 1 year late to this comment, but so am I.

Kind of weird she's jealous of a teenager, but I guess her character has always been a little unhinged.

Never really liked Kellys character and the whole Ryan relationship made me dislike her more.

Zacc Lawn Ryan was an asshole the heart wants what the heart wants

@@Artliker1234 ye didn't really like Ryan either but I didn't like Kellys character because in all the seasons she was a stuck up teenage personality and dumb AF Ryan was probably worse though temp then big boss man and just a entitled douche they're characters deserved each other. I disliked them both the most out of all the characters

Kelly is amazing wdym

😭😭facts Kelly funny asl 😭😭

Mal-El 😭😭😭☠️

Mal-El if yall dont get dis 🙄

Just in time lol

@@jainabas Stanley would do more than that

No.. Epstien!

Ryan started the fiah!!

@@Ol_Lochy It was always burning ! Since the world's been turning!

This was still during his sane phase in the early seasons.

@@hairybjr Yea lmao

I worked at a place with a bring your daughter to work day and I had a 15 year old make a pass at me that I literally just clocked out and went home lol

:) Awww, that innocent little kid is heart-meltingly adorable.

@@happybirthday146 yea but Phyllis was bout ready to drop kick that kid in the face

😂😂😂

Phyllis wanted to kill that girl.

Is mother goose ugly or something?

As odd and corky as Dwight is. He is a very compassionate person. It just comes in doses.

Pretty sure Dwight does care about her and everyone else in the office 🙂

Isn’t that her son who becomes a stripper loool

Sadly Add It is. I wonder if it’s the same actor who plays him in sesson 2 and in season 9

💜him love I

Also his crosswords

Can't forget meatballs

4. Florida

6. His hent- I mean his art.

Don't forget his sumo match.

It's not the quote that gets me, his delivery was perfect

@@Albatross0913 especially in that accent. I don't think that comes through at any other point of the show.

He was happy then.

Coco Second Life is not a game. It has no winners or losers hhsjhshas

Sümeyye Yaman oh no, it has losers

@@chessrage3562 or when he played starcraft with Robert Californias kid

@@chessrage3562 that was Jim's pc

"i cant breathe" nowdays means somethings else lol

@zeinab SAY HIS NAME? HARAMBE!

Haha that part got me...

@Max Schultz 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

After Stanley said that I was rolling hahaha

Best part, all improvised! The script just said “Stanley yells at Ryan”

bellapika123abc “WHATCHU LOOKING FOR? AINT NOBODY GONNA HELP YOU OUT THERE!”

Works great on your children.

DID I STUTTER?

bellapika123abc it’s the BEST!!

nah did i stutter is a classic

PenguinsAreColdish *I'll

PenguinsAreColdish Ain' nobody gon' hewp you out there

Your profile picture made this 100× more funnier!

That picture along with the comment was better than the video

BRO THE COMMENT IS FUNNY ENOUGH BUT YOUR PROFILE PICTURE IS MADE FOR THE COMMENT

Or more likely drive Ryan to it.

ROFLMFAO

Martin Kirast haahhahahah

Martin Kirast idk did you 😳😳

"That time you did" Key and Peele fans will understand

I get it! I get it.

ThePellenator27 you wont get the joke if you see the show

SleepingDragons why was the daughter talking to him like that in the first place tho?

@@jonjon-gn9mc sounds a little rapey, but okay.

@@jaded_. Idk what kind of young girls you've been around, but girls I've been around when I was that age, only had crushes on guys in their age groups, just saying.

jonjon and thats 100% your experience. but that doesnt mean that its not common and that young girls are sluts for having older crushes.

@@jaded_. Yeah most of us didn't try to act on it though, because it's not appropriate... And would land him/her in trouble at least or in jail at worst. It's selfish as fuck.

*Stanley sees him* *Stanley:YOU WANT A PIECE OF* *ME BOY*

if this was a halloween episode that would’ve been the perfectttt addition

@@amykane7524 this comment made my entire day. thank you

Cut to Jesus in the interview room. “I was tortured and died on the cross, but being in that room and seeing that, that was the most uncomfortable I have ever felt.”

It's OK after all, if Ryan lost his mind Stanley will help him find it.

rocketdave true. But the girl isnt cute or anything.

yes she is

bro shes not. she seems like should would grow up to be annoying af. then again,this is a show

a quick imdb search shows she was born in Feb of 1988 and this episode was from march of 2006. So she was 18 (possibly late 17) when filming. Her name is Jazz Raycole.... and she is pretty good looking

Moon Scar but her character was in the 8th grade, which would make her character about 13 or 14 at the time

yea same 😂😂

That's why i love it

Leslie

The whole rant was.

In fact, it is an actual office and the whole series was improvised on the fly.

A few years back, I met Leslie at LAX. I noticed a familiar-looking guy, tying his shoe, while I was walking by -- I said "hello" to him, and he was extremely friendly. I only exchanged a few sentences with him before we were on our respective ways, but one thing I got to tell him was that this was one of my favorite "Stanley" scenes of all time.

It's simply because he gained power, become narcissistic, lost his power and then tried to get back to the top

Thanks for making it clear.

Rishav Siddhanta I think its to show how no matter how normal someone looks everyone is weird inside. Every boring character changes over the seasons

onepiece7997 You're so right. It's great how they brought out something interesting about him although I was beginning to think of him to be an another Jim type character who relates with how the audience is feeling.

Rishav Siddhanta and later he just became a hipster xD

It’s so sweet too on its own quirky level.

@Matthew Aldana the only thing that could have made that part funnier was if Ryan held back some tears.

I laughed so hard xD

@@lepermessiah2011 That would've been dumb.

Juan T yeah that’s fucking stupid

As soon as I looked at this comment he said right when I read

I know right, he was so hilarious.

He’s my spirit animal

Mine to.This show took me back to when my kids were growing up.I still believe there is a double standard. A 13 year old boy can learn the ropes from the lonely lady down the street,but It's not the same with a girl.A man that violates a girl needs to be hanged.

he's your hero for jumping to conclusions and yelling at a guy who was innocent?

Lia Hansen How. Stanley should be yelling at his daughter. She's the one that kept bothering Ryan and kept trying to get his number.

He is willing to help him 😂

Daisy Anne and the pushups

And of course beach day

I mean, I remember that Jim said after that he feared for his life when he saw that look in Stanley's eyes

Did I stutter

scotts tots

I would slap that kid

It honestly surprised me how decent Dwight could be

@@toomuchiridium no i actually though for a sec dwight would do something crazy to that kid after he called him mr poop

It is 😑 Some kids these days...

That says a lot coming from Dwight

Can you explain I didn't understand it. English is not my native tongue 🙃

I find to be the hopeful compliment of a child who had grown up listening to their parent read stories from _The Tales of Mother Goose._ (Which stories are told depends on which version you possess) It’s a compliment because Phyllis, purely in terms of her appearance and voice, as well as the personality of her actress, is rather sweet and touching, and fits my perception of what Mother Goose looks like. (I did get into this show because of how moving her role as Sadness in _Inside Out_ was, after all) And it’s hopeful because she’d want someone who would be a nice, grandmotherly figure to her. If I grew up with more of those stories and less of _The Railway Series,_ I could probably ask such a question at that age. It reminds up that we all have non-family to look up to.

@@professor.donut24 sure thing. Mother goose is a character from a popular English children’s story (though it might be in other languages as well). She is a gray, old goose and so the child was relating Phyllis to this bedraggled bird. Phyllis, like most would, took this as an insult

@@screamindog8772 oh thanks for the explanation 🌟

I love it.

If dwight yelled at me my brain would melt into my skull and i woudlve shat out every single organ i have.

Dwight schrute is the type of dude who reads cannibal corpse lyrics to his kids to sleep

@@enemafissure9204 exactly.

frightening

Ikr, ugh

Wdym

What happened?

If you’re using a phone, pull the screen down with your thumb/finger just a little bit, and hold it in place. That’s how I get rid of it.

@@colli_wolly The screen turns black.

*WATCHU LOOKIN FOR OUT THERE? JESUS CANT HELP YOU!!* lol :)

Because that scene is literally the title and therefore the reason we clicked on it?

Ooooh so everybody's here for the part that is the title of the video!?!? Perceptive af...

*the number of likes is great*

Didnt even know that existed fam

That was one of the most frightening experiences of my life

YOU COULD HAVE ALL THE INFINITY STONES AND IT WON’T SAVE YOU IF YOU DON’T STOP SNIFFING AFTER MY CHILD!

Either you guys are kids are you have a very poor sense of humor

@@lamontezlee4441 nah man you're just lame

@@lamontezlee4441 you're probably a kid in real life thinking you're all mature

Who's daughter is she?

Abid Haider toby’s

I didn't get it.

I don't get it

@@p.s.csdeaky8530 All I'm gonna say is look at a picture of Mother Goose and you'll see.

Like a movie villain 😆

and his face when he says it lol

"Little girl, come over here" 😶

When Jim and Abby laugh at him, that is also hysterical.

Suigetsu Hōzuki after a like 4 or 5 seasons michael stopped callimg him that whuch i hate😭

Bo banley! Me mi mo manly! Fee fi fo fanley! Stanley!

Stanley the racist write night

Not to brag, but I did looses four pounds in one year so...

That southern draw 🤣🤣

ARMY💜

Elene Qaldani ugh

Jesus is like ya you on your own Ryan.

Asian Persuasion that's what I thought of too

My thought to

Asian Persuasion c.c. jitters

Yassss

Same thought

Drake: The internet cancelled me today. That was the most terrifying experiences of my life.

@Moist Gnome Boy, have you lost your mind?!

Moist Gnome Right. Millie had that same friendship with Kourtney Kardashian and no one said anything about it

@@Beaneabean because she wasn't grooming her. It also wouldn't matter if it was a boy and a dude

29110sc So how was Drake grooming her?

Rin Lockhart Forget Stanley. Don’t mess with Kelly. She will snitch

One of the best on the show with Kevin Michael and Dwight all good. I didn't like it when Michael left and Andy took over wasn't the same. Senergy

@@s.b.7987 she is such a narcissistic girl funny character

Phyllis was an NFL cheerleader in real life

*DID I STUTTER?*

_imagine complaining about other random people you have no involvment with liking 2D drawings that do not pertain to you at all_

@@seraphendipity I don't know, man. If those "2D drawings" are depictions of prepubescent children and these people are finding something sexually attractive about them, I think these people need to get their heads looked at.

Dan Brandybuck how exactly would they get their heads looked at? Pedophilia is a mental disorder. Like other mental disorders, we do not have any known treatments or cures, therapy is expensive and many locales not even offered nor does it cure it, and it is not chosen by the afflicted in any manner nor a product of their character or choices. So how exactly should we look at their heads?

@@seraphendipity "Having your head looked at" means being examined, not being cured. My point was, these people have something seriously wrong with them and need to be told what is wrong with them. I didn't say anything to suggest I knew how to cure them. But just because I don't know of a solution to the problem, that doesn't invalidate my point that they have a problem.

@@seraphendipity You seem to be very offended by his comment. Makes me wonder if you're attracted to kids.

Apoint Tomake nah that would ruin the character

Jake Shattuck oh shit it is

Jake Shattuck is it? Poor kid lol.

Pecking order

Emma Grace I keep thinking that too xD he has no idea what he was getting himself into when he took this job

Emma Grace This is the reply I was looking for! I just finished the finale and then saw some videos to reminisce over old seasons and then screamed when I remembered him!

Is that the same actor though? Meredith's son in the finale was much taller and older, maybe she had another son.

K Brooks Wow, talk about a serious growth spurt.

Hyper Dee It's called puberty. Consider that he's probably about 12 in this episode and 18 in the finale.

@Thud Thud Kelly did lie to Stanley

That is what is hilarious. Ryan did nothing wrong.

I don't blame Stanley, he was just told that Ryan was hitting on the girl. Ideally, he would have considered the possibility that Kelly was lying, but I think a lot of parents wouldn’t stop to think things through in a situation like that.

Man if Drake would've flirted with Stanley's child he would've gotten it worse than when he was whooped by Pusha

Yes omg when Toby's daughter came in and I thought is this Michael actually working???

And he looked so damn young back then (even today, B.J. Novak still looks so much younger than he actually is). Hard to believe his and Jim's actors are the same age.

MCKAYLA

ARE YOU OUTTA YA MOIND?????

Morgenstern *moind

5. Retirement

That sounds familiar. Where did you get that phrase from? And why is it relevant? Sounds soooo familiar.

T. Quadson Jr. when stanley yells to michael, i guess

T. Quadson Jr. you're dumb

Lyza Srey it's funny because he became a male stripper later

poor phyllis 😂

I believe he says it's not a game

and then second second life

“having computer is inappropriate

Plays StarCraft with Robert's kid

both very bad ideas 😽

Did I stutter?!

Hey gurl...you want sum tail? *Flip*

Samantha Barrow I can relate to Stanley so much in that moment lol my best friend was getting a little to friendly with my sister ( at the time she was a little too young)

ryan is such an ass tho

Wilsoner Jenny really , you think so.. I mean I dont think he is ugly but he is kind of homely I dont know Im a guy and not gay but secure enough to judge others. meeeh

Sheyla Prieto Yea, he really is the last few seasons but still admire him lol

+Wilsoner Jenny I thought he wasn't very handsome in season 1, he was all pale and had a weird haircut. They made a hottie out of him in the next seasons, though. But it's the kind of hot when you know he's sketchy the moment you look at him

+Wilsoner Jenny ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

No

No

Stanley's one of my favorite characters but also a dbag hes gonna talk down to ryan for nothing the man cant even stay loyal to his wife but here he is callin ryan out on morals

@@danielpritchard510 You're not a parent, because you'd know protecting your kids is just instinct, not morality. And that whole thing was Kelly's fault, starting drama where there wasn't any. We clearly saw that Ryan wanted no part of it the whole time.