Star Fox Assault - Abridged 

Fox: It's to quiet... *Alarm goes off and doors close* Falco: Put back the designer handbag had me dead

"-enemy milk." "It was being transported to Dairy Queen." "FUCK!"

Gotta love those 'incoming messages' from Falco after Krystal says something suggestive xD

I love the friendship between falco and fox in this.

Slippy's dubbed voice makes me crack up everytime he talks.

Falco's incoming messages were great haha Slippy's NAHHHHH cracked me up lmao

"I'll tell you what it isn't.. Liverpool"

I showed this to my boyfriend and we have officially concluded that this is one of the best things on the internet

"Scoping that poon you monster?" Everyone scopes Krystal's poon

It's true...they are ALL shit at flying, it's a wonder the Starfox team are so good when the rest are just bait while Fox does everything.

BUT DID THEY EVER GET TO DAIRY QUEEN?

"You're all shit at flying."

"Falco are you gaaaaaaaay?" I lost it.

............ok this should have more views

Ya'll excited for that new club going up on Aquas? Heard it'll be tight.

So many noble sacrifices... NAAAAAHHHHHH

21:39 Fox: Everyone Falco: Yoo... Slipy: Whats Up? Krystal: *"Cute Voice"* Yes Fox? Peppy:Hmmm what now fox? Fox:My Frends ....You're Shit At Flying...

Happy 8th anniversary to this masterpiece

Fox: destroys thing Peppy:I think you just blew up 50 gallons of milk Fox: so what it was enemy milk R.o.b: it was being transported to Dairy Queen Fox: FOCK!1!!1!1

At 1:49, “I think you just blew up 50 gallons of milk…” “So? It was enemy milk.” “IT WAS BEING TRANSPORTED TO DAIRY QUEEN.” “FUCK!!!!!!!!!!”

Moral of the story...dairy queen is love, dairy queen is life...

PEPPY: I think you just blew up 50 gallons of milk... FOX: So? it was enemy milk. ROB: It was being transported to Dairy Queen. FOX: FUCK!

I love how everyone here is a proper lad. Especially Falco.

Gosh I still enjoy watching this video I can’t even believe it’s been so long you really are a unique content creator on here.

falcos voice is perfect. you should do one on star fox zero.

that underwater stipclub sure is great in all but there is one downside...THERES NO DAIRY QUEEN UP INIT

Falco kills me every time

You guys should do Star Fox Adventures abridged!

Remember the good old days where we could make jokes like this without worries?

This is actually fucking brilliant.

This made my day put me in a way better mood

Best of Falco 0:44 4:11 4:20 5:30 6:40 7:13 7:34 7:48 8:16 10:05 10:30 to 10:38 12:19 to 12:21 13:30 15:40 16:30 16:43 to 17:11 to 17:14 18:22

I DIED at the enemy Milk part!!

this is probably the dumbest shit I've been recommended and I fucking love it

This is literally the best thing I've ever watched

Slaaaaayinnnnnng all the poonnnnnn...

The underwater strip club conversation was the best. XD

15:01 Top 10 rappers even Eminem was scared to this

15:02 Catch my Boy Professor Frogs new mix tape it's dat Fire

*sicc rhymes* 2:53 (2:58) 15:00 16:21 *UH*

Thanks to this video I've got a new catchphrase "PURE SCRAP" Love the video man You deserve more subs

I know that I’m extremely late to this, but not only is this one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen here on youtube, I would absolutely love if you guys could do an abridged version of Star fox adventures

Why doesn't this have more views than it currently has?!???

This is hilarious. You sir are a genius.

Can't wait for Starfox Zero

I just love Falco

This is fucking fantastic

"I think you blew up 59 gallons of milk" "so, it was enemy milk" "it was being transported to diary Queen" "FUCK!"

Severely underrated channel

I love when Peppy says lol.

Now I want to go to Dairy Queen....a full hour and twenty minutes after midnight.

6:50 I need a loop of that or something 😔

God I love Falco's roasts.

Those messages alert are so fucking funny

Damn Beltino really slaps whit his Raps

Fuck, now I want some DQ. (9/27/2020 edit): I've fuckin' watched both of the abridged Star Fox videos so much, I can almost quote half of both videos from memory. I love these videos. Please make more.

I thank this video for introducing me to Benjamin Button.

1:49 omg that was so funny XD

13:08 is my favorite scene.

I actually like the idea of an underwater strip club. Well...I just love water in general.

Slippy: nahhh fuckin dinusaurs and shit. Fox: fucking assholes killing dinosaurs and shit. hahahahhahahahha

standby, dying of laughter

2020, still fucking good, funny, and therapeutic, still waiting for the final sequel (?first?) Starfox Adventure, and wanting to see what nonsense you will come up with.

"It was being transported to Dairy Queen... FUCK"

"It was being transported to Dairy Queen" FUCK.

if i keep watching this every week because i genuinally think it is that funny, does it help the creator?

5:57 every time I laugh at this scene

I.... didn't know what to expect, glad I stuck around

I have this video on my light list and I watch this like 1000 times and it still makes me laugh it never gets old

I hope you do more of these game abridged videos there hilarious

10:48-10:54 XDDDDD Also, glad to see I wasn't the only child traumatized by Pigma's aparoidification.

2:22 I couldn't stop thinking about this video when Benjamin Button showed up in my PARCC test this morning.

Holy fuck this was five years ago?! HOLY FUCK THIS GAME IS FUCKING 15 YEARS OLD NOW AAAAAAAAAA I still quote the ‘enemy milk’ thing to this day

Man, this is hilarious! XD You deserve more subs man.

It's 2021 I wanna go back

Thanks for the laughs :D

This is absolutely brilliant!

EVERYONES CRAVIN A FROZEN YOGURT TODAY INIT

4:30 it's a counter UAV from black ops 3

This is what happens when you snort powdered aparoid.

dude i died with the underwater trip club in aquas 10/10

4:35 voice acting acting funny

I love how slippy talks like Ali g

I can't stop coming back to this.

I'm mad that I didn't find this sooner.

Shit, I nearly died :D

Not going to lie when I left this RU-vid video and somebody came back I was expecting almost a million views

This video is magical

10:38 next time she'll scream like that it'll be-

That goose bumps reference was perfect

This was absolutely brilliant, 9/10

8:50; 10:27; 16:32 x'DDDD 12:21 TFW Falco's voice Is so Sexy? :3 14:29 OneyNG's Ron Weasley's voice vibe xD

That stripclub bit was great XD

NAME : FOX GAME : STAR FOX EDITOR : NITENYEE DEVLOPER : BANJO KAZOOIE

15:00 Beltino is fucking epic bruh

1:49

the first time I saw this I was in fits

SLIPPY IS THE BESSSTTTT

2018?

damn pigma scared the crap out of a crap out of my crap