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Riker loads his plate full of disgusting foods before transfering to a Klingon ship

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@RaynmanPlays
@RaynmanPlays 2 года назад
You really have to appreciate Riker in this scene. He's actively working to make sure that he can blend in more with the Klingons, that his behavior on their ship will be a pleasant surprise to them. And he was quite successful at it. Even the duty of eating Klingon meals, which the other senior officers around him found disgusting, he approached with gusto and made every effort to enjoy them instead of just tolerate them.
@missbleach8767
@missbleach8767 2 года назад
Hi I'm bleach
@Stormy_Coyote
@Stormy_Coyote 2 года назад
@@missbleach8767 Hi bleach, I'm a coyote. :)
@Excalibur01
@Excalibur01 2 года назад
Don't knock it til you try it is the motto for when trying new foods
@gravecactus
@gravecactus 2 года назад
you kidding? Riker banged an entire Klingon cruiser in a later episode. He obviously knows eating them.
@Darkmage1293
@Darkmage1293 Год назад
Best part is, anything he couldn't stomach could be recycled anyway and tried again as something else. Given carte blanche to study Klingon food, why not? The only hiccup was the "live" part of their diet.
@philiphunn194
@philiphunn194 Год назад
Riker's horror when he subsequently discovered that gagh is best when served live was hilarious.
@Mark73
@Mark73 9 месяцев назад
I wouldn't call it horror. He was surprised but he adapted quickly.
@GladDestronger
@GladDestronger 8 месяцев назад
But he learned to eat it properly.
@MrSheckstr
@MrSheckstr 8 месяцев назад
Better in beta canon where he finds out that you dont chew them….. chewing releases a stomach parasite
@Rockhound6165
@Rockhound6165 6 месяцев назад
Anyone surprised at a culture eating something while it's still alive obviously never went to a clam bake.
@prideofasia99
@prideofasia99 6 месяцев назад
Interestingly both he and Picard end up developing a taste and fondness for it
@CCJJ160Channels
@CCJJ160Channels 7 лет назад
It's a smart move, try to figure out which Klingon foods you can stomach before going on a Klingon ship.
@kg4boj
@kg4boj 7 лет назад
Right? Better get used to it before you make yourself out as a fool to the klingons who are more animal than man...
@MasterMacLeod
@MasterMacLeod 4 года назад
@@kg4boj racist
@MasterMacLeod
@MasterMacLeod 4 года назад
@The Doge-Emperor of Dogekind They're no more animal than your average human
@MasterMacLeod
@MasterMacLeod 4 года назад
@The Doge-Emperor of Dogekind boomers are racist how does that logic work dumbass
@Leon_der_Luftige
@Leon_der_Luftige 4 года назад
@@MasterMacLeod It's literally a different species...
@AkaiAzul
@AkaiAzul 5 лет назад
“What kills them kills us.” Oh, I forgot to mention that what doesn’t kill them, still kills us.
@xxlCortez
@xxlCortez 3 года назад
She said "what kills us kills them".
@RaymondJonesrejlive
@RaymondJonesrejlive 3 года назад
No you are both wrong, She said "Usually, what kills us kills them" With Usually being the key word.
@thegrimmretails3777
@thegrimmretails3777 2 года назад
@@RaymondJonesrejlive If you're the main character, nothing kills you.
@mikea6710
@mikea6710 2 года назад
Yeah, but have you ever fkn tried ghargh?
@1992balto
@1992balto Год назад
That's true
@nitpicker9406
@nitpicker9406 8 лет назад
Imagine Gordon Ramsay in a Klingon kitchen... "This Gagh is raw!"
@dragonlord1689
@dragonlord1689 8 лет назад
Gagh is best when served live
@SpeedyEric1
@SpeedyEric1 8 лет назад
"This tastes like baktag, you verengan Ha'DIbaH!"
@fistpunder
@fistpunder 8 лет назад
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
@fistpunder
@fistpunder 8 лет назад
Then Neelix jumps on his back and the classic fight music begins.... Da da da da da da da dunn dunn dunt.
@ronniebuchanan3552
@ronniebuchanan3552 8 лет назад
I don't like it klingon foods not wanting eating not good. I can't believe not do this.
@e0o9kii
@e0o9kii 7 лет назад
So Klingons eat animal hearts, live insects and blood pie? As someone who lived in the Philippines. I can say a Klingon restaurant will be very popular in the Philippines and Malaysia. Edit: No, I'm not Taiwanese. I just happen to live in Taiwan at the moment.
@amm019
@amm019 5 лет назад
Encourage trekkies to make a klingon-inspired restaurant there, you'll get more tourists, I bet :D
@0doublezero0
@0doublezero0 5 лет назад
As a guy who has eaten Filipino food, that statement is so damn accurate. Half the stuff I had in pot lucks were soaked in blood.
@charlesvan13
@charlesvan13 5 лет назад
In China I saw a booth where they were selling larva, centipedes, spiders and scorpions.
@wikipediaintellectual7088
@wikipediaintellectual7088 5 лет назад
JTN AKL As an American you make me miss the Philippines.
@angryspoidah9607
@angryspoidah9607 5 лет назад
charlesvan13 kentucky fried spider.
@TypeORedPill
@TypeORedPill 8 лет назад
This scene inspires me to eat with the same gusto - poking and stabbing at my food, lifting food above and into my mouth, gesturing and pointing with my spork, speaking with food in my mouth, picking up and eating from different dishes, and grunting and nodding approval.
@richardmarchiafava3904
@richardmarchiafava3904 8 лет назад
im with ya on that comment great scene
@GFRzeszutek
@GFRzeszutek 6 лет назад
It's kinda like how I get with a whole turkey leg (meat on 'the bone'). Gnawing and humming and chewing.
@thekingofwaffles8403
@thekingofwaffles8403 6 лет назад
Well, Just be sure your food doesn't stab back.
@ronaldrobertson2332
@ronaldrobertson2332 6 лет назад
Just like Mom used to make!
@Durrpadil
@Durrpadil 4 года назад
Such is the way of the maximization of life. Thanks Riker. 😂
@KurisuKagato
@KurisuKagato Год назад
Man.. I'd love to see both Riker and Worf eating klingon food together at the same table, talking about random shit and having a good time doing it.
@MegaTechpc
@MegaTechpc Год назад
Am I the only one who loves Will Riker? I think he was an excellent character and one of the TNG standouts, along with Picard and Data.
@josephinethornton3823
@josephinethornton3823 Год назад
Don't forget your prune juice! Worf loves it.
@albertrandall2271
@albertrandall2271 10 месяцев назад
​@@MegaTechpcno, you are not the only one, I also like riker he is one tough ass. 💪
@jonathansotelo4877
@jonathansotelo4877 6 месяцев назад
@@josephinethornton3823 I can see Riker not blinking at anything Worf eats except prune juice. That one he would take a double take on.
@TomKeresey10
@TomKeresey10 2 месяца назад
​@@jonathansotelo4877what about Riker's failed attempt at cooking scrambled eggs? Worf was the only one who enjoyed them.
@davido.1233
@davido.1233 8 лет назад
I wish Worf had been in this scene, he could provide an insight to the food, and have a small mention of how his parents used to research Klingon food when he was a child, since he would refusedto eat any human food!
@Cagedguitarist401
@Cagedguitarist401 8 лет назад
Yeah, I too have always wondered why the writers didn't have Michael Dorn in this scene for that very reason.
@oldtwinsna8347
@oldtwinsna8347 6 лет назад
It makes me wonder how much Worf would have actually have known though, having not lived in the Empire at all. He was probably only exposed to popular dishes, or perhaps Klingon food that was tamed down by other Earth chefs. Similar to eating Chinese food in the US, very little of it is actually authentic Chinese, and unless you actually lived/go to China in non-touristy areas, you'll never be exposed to the real deal.
@tmofee
@tmofee 4 года назад
He lived with Jewish parents. The only thing they were good at was blood pie, according to another episode. My guess his childhood was Shakshuka and stuff like that.
@DXKramer
@DXKramer 4 года назад
Yes he later on gets a taste for prune juice.
@dightonazpeitia4350
@dightonazpeitia4350 3 года назад
He sounded like quite the little shit growing up
@legodemonrockstar
@legodemonrockstar 4 года назад
When I was a kid I used to pretend I was Riker whenever my grandma served nasty food, I even ate a lot like Riker
@sanddagger36
@sanddagger36 9 месяцев назад
Riker was considered the closest thing to a fellow Klingon to Worf after this episode, which is why he asked him to assist his suicide when his spine was crushed. I wish they did not forget this when Worf got married. They should've had Riker as the best man.
@mikegallant811
@mikegallant811 4 месяца назад
I think Alexander did good as best man.
@sanddagger36
@sanddagger36 4 месяца назад
@@mikegallant811 Alexander is more annoying than Wesley He only doesn't take the title of most annoying because he was in fewer episodes.
@deoxyyy3244
@deoxyyy3244 3 месяца назад
wasnt the wedding during the war? might be hard to transfer riker during a war for a wedding...
@mpittard21
@mpittard21 5 лет назад
An under appreciated role on scifi tv. Coming up with foods that look 'alien'.
@CalifScots
@CalifScots 2 года назад
Riker should have taken a bottle of prune juice as a gift for his new captain. Honorable gesture and a silent joke…lol
@SuStel
@SuStel 7 месяцев назад
Hadn't been written yet. This episode was in the second season; prune juice was introduced in the third season.
@JPCantDance
@JPCantDance 3 месяца назад
A warriors drink.
@toad762002
@toad762002 7 лет назад
As a Navy Vet, saw the same thing while dining at an Army Base.
@CurmudgeonExtraordinaire
@CurmudgeonExtraordinaire 5 лет назад
Best fried chicken that I ever had in the Navy turned out to be rabbit.
@Mindraker1
@Mindraker1 5 лет назад
"The Navy gets the gravy, but the Army gets the beans!"
@roguelead72
@roguelead72 4 года назад
I was doing a rotation in Hoenfels, Germany 20 or so years ago, the cook in their DEFAC was a 5 start chef they hired from a NY hotel.
@Lorijenken
@Lorijenken 3 года назад
i think I saw the same in my Air Force base, im pretty sure it wasen't dead either...
@AzguardMike
@AzguardMike 3 года назад
i do this all the time. If im going to go to a restaurant with my family or a date, ill go first with a few friends and we'll order different meals. Then we all share it out and decide what we like and dislike. Good way to know what you like and dont make yourself look silly by ordering something you dislike.
@2490debrick
@2490debrick 5 лет назад
I love the irony of a Frenchman turning his nose up lol...
@jesuszamora6949
@jesuszamora6949 3 года назад
How bad is French food, aside from escargot and tarte de boeuf?
@Xylarxcode
@Xylarxcode 3 года назад
@@jesuszamora6949 It's not bad at all. French food can be quite delicious, if you know what to pick, same as in every other country. He was probably making a joke on the fact that the most known foods that are loved by the French are Escargots (cooked snails) and Cuisses de grenouille (frog legs), which grosses many people out, given where the food originates from, but both are actually quite delicious.
@jesuszamora6949
@jesuszamora6949 3 года назад
@@Xylarxcode Honestly, I don't see the big deal people make about those two. And I'm not even sure how froglegs would be gross. Looks like your typical deep-fried food. Snails wouldn't be my first port of call, but it's not like they're eating tarantula or something.
@SiriusMined
@SiriusMined 3 года назад
@@jesuszamora6949 I've tried snails. It tastes retched. And the texture is worse.
@Intranetusa
@Intranetusa 2 года назад
@@SiriusMined Different types of snails must taste different. I've had sea snails and they basically had a texture and taste resembling clams.
@johndoeman9187
@johndoeman9187 10 лет назад
The "less palatable" Klingon foods are what they serve at the Olive Garden.
@420EATithMunchiesMunchies
@420EATithMunchiesMunchies 6 лет назад
lol
@rkmugen
@rkmugen 6 лет назад
The all-you-can-eat breadsticks may very well be Klingon pain-sticks!
@thekingofwaffles8403
@thekingofwaffles8403 6 лет назад
Obviously you've never been to an authentic *Hawaiian* family luau. The food will fight back! Especially the baby octopi poke. Those are known to grab your utensils to fight you. Mmmmmm.... 🐙🍴
@oldrocker74
@oldrocker74 5 лет назад
LOL!!!!
@christopheradams5607
@christopheradams5607 5 лет назад
@@thekingofwaffles8403 LOL X 2
@fistpunder
@fistpunder 8 лет назад
normally the sound of someone chewing and eating is repulsive to me, but I found this funny as heck.
@lereff1382
@lereff1382 7 лет назад
depends on whether the person is sitting next to you.
@oldrocker74
@oldrocker74 7 лет назад
Dr. Pulaski is ready to hurl! LOL!!!!
@rickgrimes5441
@rickgrimes5441 7 лет назад
That crunchy thing that Riker ate makes me want to try this shit.
@nuclearthreat545
@nuclearthreat545 7 лет назад
Rick Grimes it looked like a pickle lol
@doneson1717
@doneson1717 7 лет назад
We Hoo-Manns love crunchy things.
@kd84afc
@kd84afc 8 лет назад
Gagh is always best served live!
@503leafy
@503leafy 7 лет назад
It's not even moving!
@Sevv9220
@Sevv9220 7 лет назад
Maybe they're sleeping?
@kxmode
@kxmode 7 лет назад
Yesterday, I didn't know how to eat Gagh.
@Sevv9220
@Sevv9220 7 лет назад
kxmode I did, too. I RU-vidd it.
@kxmode
@kxmode 7 лет назад
It's a line from the episode in the video clip.
@cyphanx
@cyphanx 11 лет назад
One of the best "alien food" scenes. I'd love to see more.
@davido.1233
@davido.1233 4 года назад
I find Picard and Pulaski's disdain for the food hilarious, given that later into the franchise, more and more people decide to eat and enjoy Klingon food, so much so that one of DS9's popular restaurants is the Klingon Restaurant.
@K-11609
@K-11609 Год назад
Especially the infamous Raktajino
@weakhunter13
@weakhunter13 Год назад
Same as all so-called 'exotic' foods. Call it disgusting now, but after a few days of it, you'll wonder how you ever considered your old fare to have any flavor at all.
@233Deadman
@233Deadman 11 месяцев назад
I imagine most people started out small when it came to the Klingon restaurant, try a couple of things that don't look as bad, enjoy them, and then start to experiment more with it.
@angeleyes564
@angeleyes564 9 месяцев назад
Zeiten ändern sich
@StarWarsMoments
@StarWarsMoments 5 месяцев назад
The next generation is definitely a wussy version of the federation. Deep space nine shows much heartier individuals, and how the Klingons frankly have more guts in dealing with things than humans. The Enterprise has a very snobby view of the world, and when Captain Kern decided to shake things up they acted like a bunch of whining children.
@123RADIOactive
@123RADIOactive 8 лет назад
I'm actually willing to try out all these Klingon foods, truth be told.
@smf5576
@smf5576 8 лет назад
Yea. I wouldn't mind knowing what gagh tastes like.
@DrewPicklesTheDark
@DrewPicklesTheDark 8 лет назад
Not I, I'm such a picky eater I'm not even willing to eat "normal" food most of the time >.
@Cagedguitarist401
@Cagedguitarist401 8 лет назад
I've been wanting to try gagh ever since this episode first came out when I was a kid. (Especially with a nice pint of blood wine!)
@Sython6
@Sython6 7 лет назад
Can't even get my nephew to try Jam or Honey.
@GmodPlusWoW
@GmodPlusWoW 7 лет назад
Yeah, I'd probably be game for a bowl of gagh, and a cup of bloodwine. It'd be an interesting experience.
@dman3438
@dman3438 5 лет назад
I loved this scene and how enthusiastic Riker was too. This episode featured Brian Thompson as well as a klingon.
@Deadpool_64
@Deadpool_64 Год назад
I really liked Lt Klag.
@drewsarkisian9375
@drewsarkisian9375 8 месяцев назад
Featured *both* Brian Thompson as well as a Klingon?
@aerisgainsborough2141
@aerisgainsborough2141 7 месяцев назад
oh yeah that voice! "Maybe we can get one of the females to BREASTFEED YOU!!" how could I forget that voice...@@drewsarkisian9375
@christopheradams5607
@christopheradams5607 5 лет назад
The look on Picard's face is magic.
@Nanakanisurra
@Nanakanisurra 2 года назад
Now this is one way to enjoy and appreciate another culture by enjoying the cuisine. You can often be delightfully surprised at how delicious an experience it can be.
@xxlCortez
@xxlCortez 8 лет назад
Nasty? It made me hungry while I was eating.
@Cagedguitarist401
@Cagedguitarist401 8 лет назад
The rokeg blood pie, heart of targ, and the gagh looks especially appetizing. You add a little blood wine, and some Romulan ale and Saurian brandy to wash it down with, maybe some Vulcan plomeek soup for the first course, and a little Thalian chocolate moose for desert. Dang, now I'M getting hungry!
@fistpunder
@fistpunder 8 лет назад
You never want to mix Romulan Ale with Saurian Brandy. Not with Heart of Targ anyway. What are you? A caveman?
@Cagedguitarist401
@Cagedguitarist401 8 лет назад
Hahaha! What do you call the guy who mixed Saurian Brandy with Klingon Blood Wine? I don't know, but you wouldn't want to get into a fight with it.
@fistpunder
@fistpunder 8 лет назад
Cagedguitarist401 LOL Good one!
@thedukeofweasels6870
@thedukeofweasels6870 8 лет назад
All those in one sitting come on this isn't the synthahol were talking about you'd be lucky to have any of your liver left with that mix! XD
@lganeshan86
@lganeshan86 Год назад
I miss that show so much growing up as a kid late 80s and through the 90s. Commander riker would be a good host for bizarre food Star Trek edition
@matthewalexanderlemma8000
@matthewalexanderlemma8000 9 лет назад
Man, Riker is acting like Klingon food is KFC! Damn, did he smoke weed before that meal or is Klingon food really that good? Will you please pass the Serpent Worms, so I can find out!
@Darkphoenix007A
@Darkphoenix007A 7 лет назад
PUH-LEASE!!!!!! More like Popeye's Chicken--That's the shizz-nit!!!!!
@DeathToJihad
@DeathToJihad 5 лет назад
There was that bit about the Klingon Restaurant on DS9 being popular, so much of it is probably amenable to human taste buds.
@drmayeda1930
@drmayeda1930 5 лет назад
Riker enjoys Klingon foods. In the novels he ordered the wrong item from the replicator and ended up in Sickbay from ingesting poison.
@jmstowe
@jmstowe 5 лет назад
KFC these days IS Klingon food.
@aminimoose3971
@aminimoose3971 5 лет назад
I mean all food is weird when you think about it too much. "Would you like some Hen, sir? It is a small bird that we have smothered in the fluids of its excrement, rolled in a plant that we have ground up, and thrown into a fire. You may submerge it in fat on the fire, if the flame is not to your liking." = Want some KFC? Baked or fried?
@kxmode
@kxmode 8 лет назад
Imagine when number 1 has to go number 2
@seanwilkinson3975
@seanwilkinson3975 7 лет назад
kxmode: In the toilet bowl, or whatever they use, it will look like numbers 3, 4, and 5. I imagine Klingons would have more stuff to excrete than just pee and poop, since they have weird redundancies in their physiology.
@420EATithMunchiesMunchies
@420EATithMunchiesMunchies 6 лет назад
lol
@MeAndMira
@MeAndMira 5 лет назад
And so the bathroom on board the Enterprise was ruined forever
@billyboblillybob344
@billyboblillybob344 5 лет назад
Surely, he'd create a rift in the time/space continuum.
@PhillipLemmon
@PhillipLemmon 5 лет назад
And it'll be coming out wriggling LMFAO
@weegar
@weegar 5 лет назад
I love how Riker is just scarfing all down
@beaut-ful-d-saster
@beaut-ful-d-saster 4 года назад
That last crunch at the end was so satisfying.
@AshleyBluewater2010
@AshleyBluewater2010 12 лет назад
lol i love how Dr. Pulaski prounces gagh perfectly and riker says it like he has no idea
@thedubstepaddict3675
@thedubstepaddict3675 9 лет назад
Oh but no klingon meal is perfect without bloodwine
@JohanBrodd
@JohanBrodd 9 лет назад
Twice the strength of Whisky. I'd try that anyday. :)
@thedubstepaddict3675
@thedubstepaddict3675 9 лет назад
Johan Brodd yup
@throwitinthebinUnt
@throwitinthebinUnt 9 лет назад
heroin is pretty good too
@Darkphoenix007A
@Darkphoenix007A 8 лет назад
+aviationXXXtreme It's gotta be 2309--THERE IS NO FINER VINTAGE!!!!!
@sentrysapper45
@sentrysapper45 5 лет назад
@Kevin McDougall It's a very potent alcoholic beverage that is best served warm and may or may not contain blood (it's never been officially confirmed). Few non-Klingons are capable of tolerating its effects; it is said to be twice as strong as whiskey.
@azraelangelofred
@azraelangelofred 7 лет назад
It takes a special individual to make Captain Jean-Luc Picard raise an eyebrow and stare at him like "...wow."
@444coole444
@444coole444 6 месяцев назад
the best thing is it seems hes even liking klingon food
@tech83studio38
@tech83studio38 4 года назад
Fandom Goggles on -As a cook myself I believe that Klingon cuisine is mostly raw and fermented meats +vegetables are present as Riker seems to be crunching on a cabbage like vegetable.
@ilishmaach
@ilishmaach 2 года назад
Little did Riker know, he invented mukbang
@Sludgedragon
@Sludgedragon 6 месяцев назад
😄😄😄
@TypeORedPill
@TypeORedPill 8 лет назад
"Well, these ARE the more palatable choices."
@FEARSWTOR
@FEARSWTOR 6 лет назад
1:38 "Remember, Number One, when I said I envied you?" "That's right, Captain, you did." "I lied."
@RworldKM
@RworldKM 10 месяцев назад
If there ever were to be a Star Trek theme park, I'd expect to eat every one of these Klingon dishes.
@wjmcd703
@wjmcd703 11 лет назад
Riker's really going to town on that Klingon food, guess this is proof he'll eat pretty much anything.
@mlpman246
@mlpman246 10 лет назад
To be fair, that Klingon octopus looks kind of good.
@thedubstepaddict3675
@thedubstepaddict3675 9 лет назад
Yeas
@oldrocker74
@oldrocker74 7 лет назад
You gotta be squidding!
@katakurifan5213
@katakurifan5213 7 лет назад
Eric Iverson I love squid.
@Exceltiaawesome
@Exceltiaawesome 7 лет назад
Eric Iverson Needs to be grilled first, then sprinkled with some sea salt. Yum.
@evilmiera
@evilmiera 6 лет назад
So much of that stuff looks good. Partially because they made it out of "real" food stuff that was just unusual. Like Pipius claw actually being chicken feet, just with one toe removed and covered in glaze instead of sauce. Lots of that stuff probably was super edible.
@wjmcd703
@wjmcd703 8 лет назад
Riker really went to town on that food, you think he'd never seen food before.
@Durrpadil
@Durrpadil 4 года назад
Riker, you are a space lumberjack my dude. Respect.
@bobpage6597
@bobpage6597 6 лет назад
1:05......."Here, have a soup drink with some caulliflower sticking out of it!"
@WolfieRich1
@WolfieRich1 3 года назад
This is why I've always loved Riker. He gets stuck in no matter what.
@Gomez1915
@Gomez1915 5 лет назад
For some reason, every time I watch this I get hungry for Chinese food
@kentvesser9484
@kentvesser9484 4 года назад
It made me think of Korean food.
@curiousguy-jo4sh
@curiousguy-jo4sh Месяц назад
I was thinking the same exact thing! Especially when the server kept bringing more dishes
@Xelpherpolis
@Xelpherpolis 4 месяца назад
I dunno what the 24th Century equivalent of RU-vid is, but I guarantee it’s got a channel dedicated to Klingon Food ASMR.
@FireHeart217
@FireHeart217 10 лет назад
I am very interested in knowing what they ACTUALLY used to represent the Klingon food!! I'm sure there's a Star Trek lore text on the subject somewhere....
@stoneddom
@stoneddom 10 лет назад
I'm with you. I need to know.. it looks good as Hell.
@SFC3
@SFC3 10 лет назад
dominic labriola Gagh is cooked udon noodles in seasme sauce.
@3Rayfire
@3Rayfire 9 лет назад
Check Memory Alpha I think it has the info in the behind the scenes on this episode.
@toomanyaccounts
@toomanyaccounts 7 лет назад
memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Pipius_claw edible to humans and is in fact a delicacy in certain parts of the world. memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Heart_of_targ I doubt you would want to eat that uncooked. memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Bregit_lung you can eat that but you have to know how to prepare it. memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Rokeg_blood_pie you should enjoy that.
@MrStabby19812
@MrStabby19812 6 лет назад
FireHeart217 looks like beetroot pasta.
@blaQI_roch
@blaQI_roch 5 лет назад
I love the scene, I love the food (mad props to the mad props department!), disappointed with the title there. Nasty?? Riker did not seem to think so, and the Klingon restaurant on DS9 was always busy, so opinions may vary. And as it all basically looks like Southeast Asian cuisine, from tentacles to live meal worms, and in some cases Cajun food as well, with a dash of Norwegian, German, and British... so different tastes. I figure some calamari with some blutwurst and some black pudding, and any Klingon would be happy!
@missbleach8767
@missbleach8767 2 года назад
Cockroach
@andywatson7994
@andywatson7994 10 лет назад
I have to admit that some of that Klingon food looks tasty.
@erichunsaker4969
@erichunsaker4969 5 лет назад
It really does
@annehaight9963
@annehaight9963 4 года назад
IIRC the props used were real octopus, chicken feet, animal liver, and other basically edible things arranged to look weird.
@josephsheranda
@josephsheranda 3 года назад
I want the backstory on where the writers got the inspiration. My guess is they went to a traditional Asian seafood restaurant that has live seafood in tanks around the dining area. One of my favorite places was like that before the pandemic forced them to close.
@theevilascotcompany9255
@theevilascotcompany9255 6 месяцев назад
I imagine a lot of this was influenced by the "banquet" scenes from movies like Temple of Doom and The Dark Crystal.
@themocaw
@themocaw 11 лет назад
I love how Picard and Pulaski are squicked out, but Riker's enjoying it.
@kentvesser9484
@kentvesser9484 2 месяца назад
If I remember right, Riker's dad was quite militaristic. I can see him making young Will do field training eating foraged bugs, uncooked seafood, and all sorts of barely edible things to train him to survive. Calories are calories and learn to turn off your revulsion triggers..
@JayTeeRC
@JayTeeRC 4 года назад
U know u a good actor when u make that stuff look good....i want some now..lol
@invisiblekincajou
@invisiblekincajou 6 месяцев назад
Fun fact: few hours later after consuming gagh, you will experience gagh again. With very same sound.
@Not5id
@Not5id Месяц назад
Kids in movies will look at a table like this, take one bite, and say "oh no! I'm late for the bus!" and run out the door...
@CRocketSlim
@CRocketSlim 9 лет назад
Gotta love Klingons. Even their meals test their mettle.
@thedubstepaddict3675
@thedubstepaddict3675 9 лет назад
Yup
@hfar_in_the_sky
@hfar_in_the_sky 8 лет назад
Ugh! Disgusting! I mean, look at that gagh! It looks barely alive at all! And please tell me that targ heart wasn't actually cooked!
@chrisdelzell8467
@chrisdelzell8467 4 года назад
He was still new at this. Probably his first time and didn't know better yet.
@kenpoarniceguy1
@kenpoarniceguy1 4 года назад
Ugh! The horror! There's no bloodwine!!
@oldtwinsna8347
@oldtwinsna8347 3 года назад
It's all been surely replicated if served in ten forward. I don't know if replicated food could actually be moving around.
@TheTattorack
@TheTattorack 5 лет назад
You know, some of that doesn't look too terrible. And Riker seems to be enjoying the food.
@FaxModem1
@FaxModem1 11 лет назад
Picard looks more curious than anything,and seems to be enjoying some of it.
@TheRealmDrifter
@TheRealmDrifter 6 лет назад
"You don't like Gagh?" "Why would I eat the food that my food eats."
@christopherdean1326
@christopherdean1326 4 года назад
My argument against vegetarianism.......
@mckinleymac3452
@mckinleymac3452 2 года назад
@@christopherdean1326 Perfect answer Chris
@winstonmarlowe5254
@winstonmarlowe5254 2 года назад
@@christopherdean1326 Eating no vegetables at all is bad for you though...
@christopherdean1326
@christopherdean1326 2 года назад
@@winstonmarlowe5254 I agree, though I have heard that it is possible (if not advisable) to survive entirely on meat, but not on vegetables. A combination of both remains probably the best of all.
@jimmyzhao2673
@jimmyzhao2673 6 месяцев назад
Looks like a regular Saturday Dim Sum meal for me.
@azraelknightquest5754
@azraelknightquest5754 2 года назад
What they used for Klingon food in this scene, according to Star Trek Cookbook and property master Adam Sims (and yes, Frakes really ate this crap): Pipius Claw: Chicken feet but with the middle "toe" cut off and put in a base liquid. Bregit lung: Animal tripe (layer of stomach lining/skin, sometimes used in breakfast sausage) Gagh: Oriental udon noodles with soy sauce Rokeg blood pie: pumpkin pie mix with fruit juice and beets Heart of Targ: real animal heart and other organs such as beef kidney Rakta'jino: Real, aged java with espresso beans. Mollusk: Just octopus tentacle, boiled or cooked. Zilm'kach: fried apricot.
@cnn787-i9e
@cnn787-i9e 8 лет назад
Better and healthier than McDonald's junks.
@Metalman200xdamnit
@Metalman200xdamnit 8 лет назад
More than likely.
@asheer9114
@asheer9114 7 лет назад
Quapla!
@RampantFury925
@RampantFury925 5 лет назад
Real warriors eat at A&W.
@Afroman29
@Afroman29 5 лет назад
True. McDonald's is NASTY!
@JackgarPrime
@JackgarPrime 4 года назад
Well Klingon food is probably extremely high in protein value!
@pwnmeisterage
@pwnmeisterage 5 лет назад
In a later episode a Klingon dines on human food at Picard's table. Funnier than this Riker scene.
@randomobserver8168
@randomobserver8168 5 лет назад
"This bird seems as though it has been lying out in the sun for quite some time" "You are aware that we cook most of our foods?" "Ah, I was told to prepare for that... I will try some of your burned, replicated bird meat."
@marcusjustice6165
@marcusjustice6165 3 года назад
Tony Todd Commander Kurn Adoptive son of Lorgh actually the younger Son of Mogh. Brother of LT. Worf.
@gljay
@gljay 5 лет назад
That strange foods guy on the food channel would fit right in.
@melissasmith195
@melissasmith195 11 месяцев назад
The food on that table looks like it would be eaten by a Klingon on a diet. You're expected the type of people they were to have giant plates with large portions of meat and large steins of drinks.
@Cyke101
@Cyke101 10 лет назад
To my fellow Americans: Happy Thanksgiving!
@rad4life1
@rad4life1 8 лет назад
Riker must have starved himself for a day or two before eating all that. lol
@rad4life1
@rad4life1 8 лет назад
***** lol
@nicholasdickens2801
@nicholasdickens2801 8 лет назад
Look at that tummy after season 3. He probably didn't fast before the feast.
@Lion2Tiger
@Lion2Tiger 8 лет назад
I'm surprised he was able to fit out the doors after that meal.
@nacionaldelacapital
@nacionaldelacapital 7 лет назад
At least the meal was cooked, and not alive.
@MasterMacLeod
@MasterMacLeod 6 лет назад
Charles Lord wtf are you talking about you filthy piece of targshit Klingon food is best raw!
@ace10229
@ace10229 7 месяцев назад
I love that this video was posted almost a decade and a half ago and the comment section is still rich with discussion and jokes. :)
@shaggyrumplenutz1610
@shaggyrumplenutz1610 4 года назад
Riker has wonderful table manners.
@CCJJ160Channels
@CCJJ160Channels 10 лет назад
I'm sure it's pretty good with some sriracha!
@Metalman200xdamnit
@Metalman200xdamnit 8 лет назад
+CCJJ160Channels You mean 100 proof booze,that way you will be too drunk to care,lol.
@CCJJ160Channels
@CCJJ160Channels 8 лет назад
+Metalman200xdamnit Ohhh, maybe 100 proof booze and sriracha! Now, shoot there are times I do that anyway just with some chicken wings!
@Metalman200xdamnit
@Metalman200xdamnit 8 лет назад
CCJJ160Channels Hey,to each his own,right?
@kentvesser9484
@kentvesser9484 2 месяца назад
Be funny if Klingons didn't have chili peppers and upon discovery of them..."This is a warrior's vegetable."
@matthewellis5967
@matthewellis5967 10 лет назад
Actually some of it looks pretty good. Especially pipius claw.
@Raziel21
@Raziel21 3 года назад
Riker is me every time I go to an ethic food place and want to order and try everything.
@angelsandautobots
@angelsandautobots Год назад
See.. Riker didn't just eat nasty Klingon food. He tore that stuff up. He stuffed his face like he hadn't eaten in a week 🤣
@Skaitania
@Skaitania 5 лет назад
Gagh. The only food named after the sound you make after eating it.
@hagamapama
@hagamapama 3 года назад
Apparently a number of humans go on to appreciate Klingon food as the two peoples get a bit more familiar with each other. Bashir is shown to eat it unflinchingly during his date in one episode.
@aricnichols2611
@aricnichols2611 10 лет назад
If you go a long time without food, anything, even a bowl gagh will look pretty tasty
@sandrobindelli5607
@sandrobindelli5607 5 лет назад
Jacky the Clown In reality it's even worst than that...my grandfather told me that (I'm European) in the worst period of WW2 food was so scarse that in large cities people would end up eating mice (the lucky ones) and even boiled tree bark or leather shoes.
@Atomic_Mayhem21
@Atomic_Mayhem21 3 года назад
Why does this scene make me hungry? 😂 They are all about to get sick and I’m salivating 😂
@MegaZeta
@MegaZeta 2 месяца назад
"pipius claw" feels nice to the ear. It's like the name of a Dickens character. Mʳ Pipius Claw,
@AndrewChapman
@AndrewChapman 5 лет назад
1:40 Kellogg's Corn Frakes.
@65BAJA
@65BAJA 4 года назад
I imagine the pizza Riker makes now is better than that meal.
@sanjayraju988
@sanjayraju988 2 года назад
This never ceases to make me hungry every time I see it.
@Cyke101
@Cyke101 4 года назад
Riker: Hey, is it cool if we put two tables together?
@jameshalleluyah8133
@jameshalleluyah8133 8 лет назад
Man that food looks delicious! I would tear up that Klingon food.
@borgduck
@borgduck 8 лет назад
+James Halleluyah It's torture! I'm *so* trying not to order a Chinese takeaway!
@jameshalleluyah8133
@jameshalleluyah8133 8 лет назад
+borgduck Indeed, the sound of him munching down that last bite will haunt my dreams.
@RyanSellman1
@RyanSellman1 8 лет назад
Me too.
@emperorconstantine1.361
@emperorconstantine1.361 3 года назад
Everybody else: gross. Me: SECONDS!!!!!!!!
@Jon6429
@Jon6429 10 месяцев назад
I wonder if Klingons have the same trouble with chicken nuggets
@cameron120587
@cameron120587 4 года назад
Kirk, Spock, and McCoy sit down to dinner. The waiter brings them their food, still wriggling on the plates. Kirk: "What is this? Bones, give me readings." McCoy: "It's raw Jim!" Spock: "Would you and the good doctor care to share my big salad captain?"
@KohanKilletz
@KohanKilletz 9 лет назад
Is it weird that Klingon food makes me salivate?
@boilerboy
@boilerboy 5 лет назад
No judgments. I've worked in the grocery business for many years and I've served plenty of people who bought their hot lunches. To each his or her own.
@GladDestronger
@GladDestronger 5 лет назад
a stranger question is what human foods makes klingons drool? there's got to something in earth cuisine they might like.
@drmayeda1930
@drmayeda1930 5 лет назад
@@GladDestronger They like grilled meat, Turkey, chicken, maybe pig. Cooked on a rotisary. Our juices aren't right too weak.
@KoruKinshi
@KoruKinshi 5 лет назад
Picard's all: "Nope."
@richardmarchiafava3904
@richardmarchiafava3904 Год назад
I kinda wished worf was in this scene to walk up to riker and see that banquet and would sit with him and eat and help on certain dishes
@icwiz
@icwiz 6 лет назад
I like how Dr. Plaski just comes in out of nowhere. Was she just standing there the whole time watching until she says that?
@TheErilaz
@TheErilaz 9 лет назад
I wonder how Klingons will react to Surstrømmning and gammalost.
@Metalman200xdamnit
@Metalman200xdamnit 8 лет назад
+TheErilaz I think they will eat anything,honestly.
@JohanBrodd
@JohanBrodd 8 лет назад
+TheErilaz Their sacrifice wouldn't go unnoticed by Scandinavia, that's for sure. Surströmming I can stomach, but I haven't tried Gammelost yet. I'm from Sweden so it would be the feast of the year for these warriors.
@xXKirkSoloXx
@xXKirkSoloXx 6 лет назад
They wouldn't eat it, it's dead!
@zorkmid1083
@zorkmid1083 4 года назад
If the taste is as strong as hell and the dishes are based on animal protein, they'll love it!
@dvdfan100
@dvdfan100 8 лет назад
just looking at this vid makes me so hungry.
@mushroomhead3619
@mushroomhead3619 2 года назад
“This is gagh” The gagh aren’t moving... Riker send it back.
@AvoozlPlays
@AvoozlPlays Год назад
Well that's what happens when you replicate food.
@PhilDrury
@PhilDrury 2 года назад
"We know so little about them." - says the Captain who beat the felgercarb out of three Klingons and killed a fourth in his quest to clear Worf's name.
@TypeORedPill
@TypeORedPill 11 лет назад
You might as well post clips of other ST TNG food scenes. My other favorites are 1) Riker scrambles an alien egg for the gang, which only Worf enjoys, and 2) Geordi & Worf try fettuccine alfredo on DS9 (?), which Geordi says "tastes like liquid polymers", but is enjoyed by Worf. Sorry, I don't remember from which eps are those scenes...
@starlight122012
@starlight122012 3 года назад
Don't forget the scene where they are debate in Picards quarters on whether they should/should not save the lives of millions of people of a pre-warp civilisation, that Picard laid on a buffet for the senior staff
@still_guns
@still_guns 7 лет назад
Funny us humans could find a way to stomach that. RIker is clearly enjoying it, and Bashir mopped up a plate of the stuff in DS9, so clearly we are capable of liking that.
@Darkmage1293
@Darkmage1293 7 лет назад
From what I understand, the thing about Klingon food is it's roughly kept as close to raw or simple prep. Qagh/Gagh is one of the ones where the serpent worms are kept alive and then prepared in a variety of ways....some are prepped with diluted blood (which, depending on what kind of blood they're fed changes the taste) and then fed a myriad of herbs (which are poisonous to the worms). Some items like qul dir (fire skins) have a short cook time before you must eat it, and then everything else rides the line between marination and fermentation. They even have a loose variation of haggis, in which the food is partially digested in an animal, and then the animal is killed and said food is harvested out of the stomach of the animal. The only real issues are that Humans are physically inferior to Klingons, so they're only able to enjoy so much of it. For example, Arsenic is something a Klingon can eat, but a Human cant. Klingons also have redundant internal organs (multiple livers and kidneys), so they're probably able to process or filter out a lot of toxins and poisons, which would allow them to endure harsher conditions and subsist off of what food they may be forced to scrounge up.
@MrStabby19812
@MrStabby19812 6 лет назад
Anyone in the milllitary has ate earth worms in survival training maybe not raw though lol
@xXKirkSoloXx
@xXKirkSoloXx 6 лет назад
Errr, source? Or are you making all of this up on the spot? xD
@SyzygyNoon
@SyzygyNoon 3 года назад
One cannot truly appreciate the way it slithers down one’s throat until one has eaten it alive.
@jukeboxfandango
@jukeboxfandango Год назад
And not one of them looked at the floating cursor that was left in the shot, true professionals
@Ragitsu
@Ragitsu Год назад
Awesome Fandango.
@jammadamma
@jammadamma 5 лет назад
Gagh is best served live, tho