Vitrix YT george lucas be like “i’m fucking gay i want a 45 minute fight scene that in no way communicates how based everyone who doesn’t die(everyone) is
Because they were bad and we had better shit to watch back then like lord of the rings, the matrix, pirates of the Caribbean, spiderman, and x men trilogies. Nobody gave a fuck about star wars back then because they sucked. And I wish it was still like that. I miss when star wars was dead. Now I hear idiots talk about this shit everyday.
Can't wait for these to become mainstream and for boomer film critics to collectively descend into tribalism while Eddy Murphy keeps getting more oscars for Big Momma 2
@@space_monkey5662 Usually because of the dialog. Which was written by George. A lot of the talking that takes place, like the last one, revolves around politics.
I feel I need to defend this film somewhat. I really like the first half….problem is when it gets bad it gets really bad. Still better then Phantom Menace
Understands the story. No matter how much you understand it, it doesn’t change the bad dialogue, directing, effects, and acting. You know, just the fundamental aspects of film.
Dude you deserve so much more praise than what you have received. It is insane how much effort you put in to these videos. Love it. Good job, you earned my sub.
I think what makes this and the breaking bad vid (all I’ve seen so far) so good are the lines of great satire followed up by lines making good points being said in the same tone. Like 11:03
But that would be an all satire point because the video is "Why Attack of the Clones is the best Star Wars movie" and not "Why the sequels suck and why Attack of the Clones is slightly better"
I mean it was easy. Star wars is all about lightsabers, so just the fact that this movie has the most lightsabers of any star wars movie should propel it to the top. You also can't say star wars without war, which this movie has. There's stars too. Perfect movie.
I always thought Prequels are the most 'Star Wars' - ish movies. OT had the lack of technology so it is much more simple when it comes to World building. Sequels are just somehow 'different'. Sometimes there is the 'Star Wars feeling', but sometimes it just looks out of this universe.
The original trilogy did not lack in world building lmao. This is such a strange criticism I hear. It seems like all prequel fans care about is lore and world building. That doesn’t make a story good, not in the slightest, it’s just a bonus. The Original Trilogy laid out all of the world building, they just didn’t show you all of it. And since most people lack the mental fortitude to connect the dots it goes over peoples heads. The original trilogy introduced the fucking force, lightsabers, The Jedi order, Sith, the SW underworld, the clone wars, Anakin’s mysterious past, force ghosts, force powers. The original trilogy literally laid out all of that shit. Everything fundamental about Star Wars. The prequels just elaborated on it. Don’t tell me about this world building shit, the OT built everything. Everything the prequels did stands on the shoulders of the OT. In fact if you really think about it, the prequels are just lore for the original trilogy.
I think the only reason it would feel more 'Star Wars-ish' is because most of the more notable star wars content that came after the prequels focused on prequel time period
As a kid I used to watch this all the time and the awesome clone scene is actually one of the reasons I joined the military because I was fascinated by how cool they were
THE PHANTOM MENACE: 7.5/10 ATTACK OF THE CLONES: 8/10 REVENGE OF THE SITH: 9.5/10 A NEW HOPE: 9/10 THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: 9/10 RETURN OF THE JEDI: 9/10 THE FORCE AWAKENS: 4/10 THE LAST JEDI: 2/10 THE RISE OF SKYWALKER: 2/10 ROGUE ONE: 8/10 SOLO: 5/10
Feel like I stumbled upon a gold mine with this channel lmao. Just been binging your shit all day since I saw your breaking bad essay. Keep it up, these are mad funny
i just found your channel and im surprised that you don't have a lot more subscribers and viewers. your editing is great and your writing is to the point can't wait for more great videos
I loved this video, it's sad how the majority of ppl base their opinion on the opinion of others and the critics of butthurt boomers who can't grow up and appreciate this new art.The movie is a masterpiece and it's fans fault that lucas sold his work to disney.
Lucas didn't sell Lucasfilm, because of the prequel hate, since right after the prequels he started working on TCW. He sold it because he just got remarried and wanted to spend more time with his family.
It’s not the best Star Wars movie (that goes to return of the Jedi) but it’s the best prequel. And it’s really underrated it’s definitely the 2nd best Star Wars movie
Attack of the clones: Starts off with 2 assassination attempts. Speeder chase. Lack of jar jar because of the hate. Reveal of Jango fett who got to do more than boba did in 2 movies. Bobba Fett origin. Origin of the clone wars talked about in the original movie (a new hope). First battle of the clone wars. Reveal of count douku. First time seeing yoda wield a lightsaber AND fight. Anakin killing the sand people(his first turn to the dark side) And the loss of his arm (parallel to Luke in his second movie) First time you see more than 3 lightsabers on screen at one time (double bladed is one weapon) The entire arena scene. The jango obiwan space battle. The marriage of Anakin and Padme. C3po gets his first outer body? Armor? Shell? The first purple lightsaber. Obi gets his beard. Attack of the clones has so many great things that hit you so fast and some shitty things sprinkled in between that it’s hard to notice.
11:55 THIS. This right here is one of the main reasons I hate the sequels. The alien designs are absolutely horrific, they all look like ugly fat monsters. It feels so disconnected from the previous movies. Rogue One, Solo and Mandalorian all did a great job with the aliens but I don't understand why they had to create such horrible looking aliens for the sequel trilogy.
I'm not sure if this video is entirely satirical or not. There are really good points then something is said that makes me question everything said lmao 🤣
This channel deserves more cred lol, I didn't click on the Breaking Bad vid that was being recommended to me bc I thought it'd be some dumb take but I finally clicked and it was great. Keep it up!
What angers me about your videos is that if you didn’t understand internet culture you would 100% think these are all serious and in the midst of top tier autism you make actual valid points in support of the dumbest takes possible Your brain is running at 99% capacity and I am in awe of it
I understand the general criticisms over this movie, but it's perhaps one of my favorite Star Wars movies ever. It is one of the Star Wars movies with the most amount of small elements in it that I like.
ill have to disagree with the bug scene defence. jabba throws his enemies into a pit for 1) personal pleasure 2) boredom 3) to make an example because he is like a powerfull drug lord. ALSO jabba is in control of the situation (at least in his mind) because they are his prisoners already AND have nowhere to go. the attempts on padmes life are executed by an assassin. that is completely different and should be done not for spectacle but with efficiency and sufficient certainty. the bugs were stupid in this context and scene
"Just because the Disney trilogy is bad doesn't mean "Attack of The Clones" is good." Me: (looks at title and what he's supposedly talking about) _Wait-_
What always bothered me was that Anakin was having nightmares about his mother yet waited long time and did nothing. I know Jedi rulesbut come on,its his ma and you knew he was gonna do something, I mean what kind of person who has abilities to forsee and does nada
Anakin went to see his mother ONLY when he got his first alone assignment. Jedi and Obi Wan would stopped him. When he got assignment to protect Padme, he got free time to see what is happening. Also jedi actively taught him to forget about his mother
My guy you are genius. Making real points and fucking around all at the same time as if to say yea this all matter but at the end of the day who gives a shit.
Saw it in IMAX when I was 7 years old. To me, it will always my favorite. Jango vs Obi, Natalie fricken portman in spandex, cute tiger kitty lmao. For real tho, love it
Anakin Skywalker is cooler than Darth Vader There’s no contest. Darth Vader seems bad ass in ANH when he is blowing up planets, choking fools, flying Tie Fighters, and voiced by James Earl Jones But then he is revealed to be The Emperors lap dog in TESB and much of RTJ. Meanwhile Anakin... In TPM he is some random slave kid But then he is building robots pod racing Loves his mom Doesn’t go to school Hangs out with Jedi Hella smooth with Padme And blows up a space station and saves the day basically by accident In AOTC He is doing Jedi shit Chillin with the villain bangin a princess Dual wield lightsabers Not afraid to show his emotions The Tusken Raiders had it coming Still loves his mom In ROTS Bad ass scar Doing more Jedi shit Knows the Tragedy of Darth Plageius Believes in justice Loves his wife Sees through Jedi bullshit Perfects the art of being edgy The younglings had it coming Do it? He did it. Doesn’t even care if he has the high ground Survives fucking lava Cosplays as Darth Vader It’s not until the very end of ROTJ that Darth Vader grows a pair becomes Anakin and kills The Emperor who by then is just shitty upper management Sure Anakin was being manipulated by Palpatine but Palpatine had a point about the Jedi being kinda lame in a way. Hence why Anakin is the coolest
