Star Wars The Acolyte Is So Good The Fans Failed The Critics - Best Movie Ever 

We love you Space Ice. We are not worthy !

The best channel on yt

Thank you for doing this!

Open bar when??

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At least his movies didn't force the "message" down our damn throats..

Steven Seagal first appeared in the Star Wars films back in Return of the Jedi where he was holding Leia as a sex slave.

@@TT09B5 You're forgetting On Deadly Ground.

Heights? I think you mean Depths

Holy shit 😂😂😂

Sickest burn in the video

Classic.

👀🥴😆🤣🤣🤣🥲

Where the drinks at

Drinker! Good to see you’re a fan of Space Ice too! How are you doing?

I was hoping that you would see this, and was wondering if there was any way to ensure it.

Can proudly say I only watch his review and not the series. Refuse to give viewership to such trash. I'm convinced Disney is trying to kill Star Wars on purpose so they can then reboot everything.

Get this man on Open Bar already!!

Not that funny

@@MtnMania Shut up.

SPACE BOOST!

Omg facts 😂

I scrolled down to the comments and just listened to his commentary...because even watching that much of the show was likely going to make me ill.

Nothing about about this movie has a "Star Wars" feel to it. Nothing.

Charlie Hopkinson can too

hey if he can do it with big steve

_Best Movie Ever_

It is! But nobody has noticed it!

Damn I was about to leave a similar comment.💯

@@N1troW3rw0lf69, okay, now in my head-canon, the acolyte is just a seagal's movie split into episodes and padded with cheap CGI and even cheaper feminist howling and lesbian force-magic 🤔

Please, don't insult Seagal (this time). His pointless career and existence in general is considerably more meaningful than this neo-gay carnival of wokeism that is The Acolyte.

Agree 💯

Is the only thing that make it goog

It's a nightmare! This was a good channel but doing star wars just ruined it!

Never would have seen this channel without this, and now I have a bunch of cool videos to watch. Was an instant sub! Space Ice is absolute gold.

I've already watched it 4 times and keep finding new jokes .

LOL.

SPACE BOOST!

I lost it when he said that 😂

Exactly, How the hell fire is able to exist out in space when oxygen is needed to start a fire?🤷‍♂️🤣

"They're like family now. So, they decide to abandon her too!"

Some would say Seagal walks with an air of confidence that is rarely seen in this day and age.

I'm especially looking forward to the exciting climax where he trivially outclasses the main villain and doesn't get touched

He’s secretly Darth Cookie

and then he goes to a strip club in Tattooine.

i cannot wait for the intergalactic stripclub scene

If Jabba is written in, Segal's phone will be ringing.

@@jordanbooth4470 wait until Space Ice reviews Return of the Jedi specifically the scenes with Jabba the Hut

Tbh Seagal could play Jabba

​@@MetalsirenIXII heard he provided the rancor's roar. It's Steven's mating cry when he enters the strip club

but he can catch a cookie, he loves some mf cookies

I was laughing the entire time menn

Yeah, 😂😂😂, that killed me too. lol

I had to pause the vid after this line to recover so I didn't miss anything else. Holy shit this is funny.

@@ericzuellig8631it’s funny cause after he said that I instantly imagined that floating space head with a greasy black hairpiece on with a ponytail and a 90 degree angle hairline and it looked exactly like him 😂😂😂

🤣🤣 Bruh that line finished me

He'd seen enough. Too much, even! 😂

To be fair, nobody even needed to wait for the first episode to come out to know it was going to be a steaming pile of Hutt shit

He should've done that a long time ago.

Something has to fill the void between Segal releases

This video needed to happen.

If it was called The Snack-A-Lot he would watch

He would rather star in it

​@@jkdbuck7670Snackolyte?

He should have starred in it

@@A_real_Ha_So he hasn’t been a fan of Star Wars films ever since his villainous role in Return of the Jedi

If I remember the SciShow video right, it's the liquid that burns when you do nothing to it lol It will burn through almost anything, and anywhere.

Loved the reference. An oxidiser so strong, it can set fire to asbestos, ash, glass, Jedis’ etc etc

@@bassmunk That's right! Go Science!

@@Smatnm Sets fire to Jedis, plot holes, bad scripts, even Steven Seagal's goatee!

It's a good thing her little space calculator generates argon so she could put out the fire.

I like Space Ice, CinemaSins, and Honest Trailers (in that order).

@@hollyperrin7353 Pitch Meetings

@@DavidDrouantYes. Space Ice and Pitch Meeting are the best comedic review channels. Honest Trailers isn’t what it used to be since the original writers left. Edit: RedLetterMedia deserves a mention too. 1. Space Ice 2. Pitch Meeting 3. RedLetterMedia

@@hollyperrin7353 Fanboyflicks is brilliant too! And Redeyereviews!

@@hollyperrin7353 CinemaSins is a Seagal level embarrassment.

I would say a Galactic Treasure : ]

+1 SpaceIce can we please get a never-ending seagull style series breakdown for the entire dumpster fire that is the DznySW sequels & streaming saga 🙏 you’ve got everybody’s attention now with riding the Assolyte algorithmic wave, now please give the rest of this terrible franchise the seagull treatment 🙏😓🙏

"international"

I smell Presidential Medal of Freedom!

Nah , not now that he is doing star wars!

It's all becoming clear now how this happened... "somehow Seagal returned" (as showrunner/producer)

Anybody seen Richie?

They wanted to, but had no suit, that could have fit him.

That was gold!

Loved that joke too lmao

Went back 3 times to make sure. Wasn't a fair comment she looks great.

Actually he's not aware of his lack of dignity so it's on the same level of garbage.

Steven probably watches it everyday because it's just as good as his movies

They're so subtle! 😂

Too much pizza has that effect on me

Magic push!

I always wondered why he won't do modern streaming a lot but as long as he upload video I'm just happy for it

No no no, like Seagal sliding in to cut a buffet line.

Your videos are great. Why’d you stop making them?

Everyone knows Jedi are like human yellow belts. I can’t believe many were excited to see Trinity/angry she was eliminated right away. She’s one of the worst actresses ever. Zero charisma or acting talent.

Except it doesn't. Mae distracted her by attacking an innocent, then killed her, which was well done. Ice skips over that part because logic ruins his comedy routine.

@@notfromhere8889 yeah she was just a jedi, so she can't multitask, if she stops 1 throwing knife she is completely oblivious to a 2nd one, and the 7cm blade hitting her body is almost an instant kill, it's more dangerous than a lightsaber. Not like Jedis can deflect 10 laser machineguns all at once...

She said, "F🤬CK THIS, I'MMA HEAD OUT!"

​@@notfromhere8889 Found the blue hair REEEEing. Trying to act like a Jedi would "just sorta forget" they're fighting someone 😂

wtf is this comment, are you a bot?

@@AtonRestin122 ⁉

I thought the same thing

@@AtonRestin122 do bots normally make puns relevant to the video? Or do you just assume everyone's a bot if you don't get a joke? Or are you a bot projecting your bot-ness onto someone else?

Hilarious comment; not sure on the hate bout’ you being a robot

You know what she needs for space burn that is that harsh? Some Space Ice!

If that’s some sideways comment towards Star Trek’s “The Shat,” come sit by me!

You're quite wrong! Don't you know the only way for a shit movie to redeem itself is to go through S.I.R: Space Ice Rehab; he literally turns Seagal movies into Scorcese movies.

@@hollyperrin7353 The Shat doesn't do enough today (getting old)

@danielparrott8660 The power of two tons! HIYO!

don't the critics hate it too?

@@muskyoxes No, and fans don't either

No one loved it its a pure dog $hit ​😂@@Montbiveau

​@Montbiveau what you on about?

@@Usernamesdontmatter1 Massive review bombing + youtube clickbait =/= fans hate it In any case when review bombing happens, it's never about the quality of the show

We already have, mate, already have...

This is the way.

@RetroRanter Not from a Jedi...

space Seagull is a menace! 📼➿🚀💥👈😂

And Seagal isn't even WOKE!

At least Seagal has an excuse for his worst movies ever: 90% of the budgets go to hiring the military.

Nope, wrong. Still rather watch Acolyte and other Star Wars, all in a row... Than watch ANY of his terrible movies...

@RSA you don't get condemned for mocking the Seagull. Be safe out there.

*used to look down on you None of them are capable of bullying anyone.

Ayaya ya ya ya yaYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*Panting*

​@@ge2719😂😂😂

"Sir, if you'll just put that traffic cone down, your family called us and are concerned. Let's just get a blanket over you and get you down to the station for a nice cup of tea, eh?"

@@NSGrendel "Wait sir, SIR!!! Don't put that traffic cone there!"

@@nathanwilliams4005The guy and three of his mates were sitting on an upside-down stool down at the pub earlier when there were plenty of places to sit. Traffic cone was the drunken progression.

*taser sounds*

@@nathanwilliams4005 🤣

It's got electrolytes.

Must have been an off brand substitute

@@riftvallance2087 it is Disney...

No, the moment YOU have been waiting for.

@@mikehunt4986 Magic push!

Well it does have what plants crave after all....

It's crazy to think that the best Star Wars movies were made over 40 years ago.

It should've never been sold to Disney.

​@@nathanwilliams4005 The movies were good, because the people behind the movies were allowed to cook. Right now the cooks are from fast food joints, the audience demands for faster gratification and the IP is owned by a company that buys into every cultural and political fad expecting swift financial returns. SW is always going to fail because there's not a single actual artist among them. No one who can spark a fire on their own. Just soulless businessmen who play the willing sycophant to morons.

@@jr2904 exactly

@@nathanwilliams4005 thats not crazy when its a clear pattern with a lot of movie franchises

Disney is definitely not good at pulling anything...... out