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Starbucks Accident / スタバ粗相 

Dogen
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Learn Japanese pitch-accent and pronunciation from my Patreon Series "Japanese Phonetics"
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Starbucks Accident / スタバ粗相 / Poop / I pooped my pants at Starbucks / スターバックスでウンチを漏らした / スターバックス / スタバ

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@nanwijanarko1969
@nanwijanarko1969 5 лет назад
I have to pause several times because I'm overcomed by secondhand shame.
@Osprey1994
@Osprey1994 4 года назад
Exactly I don't think I can finish the video 🤣
@suzbone
@suzbone 4 года назад
@@Osprey1994 I had to keep my husband from running out of the room, more than once
@dynamid4540
@dynamid4540 4 года назад
It's been hard on me as well
@maixl8631
@maixl8631 4 года назад
Lol me too
@dougthemoleman
@dougthemoleman 4 года назад
Same.
@qualcuno6455
@qualcuno6455 4 года назад
"By the time I realized it was far too late...the poop was no longer a part of me" that was *deep*
@Ofjkk
@Ofjkk 4 года назад
Dunno, man. The joke was already on the surface at this point imo
@Yattah123
@Yattah123 5 лет назад
I'm saving this to my rainy day playlist. That story was hilarious and your comedic timing was spot on!
@SimmySaiyuki
@SimmySaiyuki 7 лет назад
相変わらず日本語表現力すごいw 動画を全部見ました。 ファンです!
@Dogen
@Dogen 7 лет назад
thank you ^^
@LukeRowlandXXV
@LukeRowlandXXV 6 лет назад
That's not Lukewarm. Only Luke's can confirm that temperature.
@babattaja
@babattaja 4 года назад
I get the feeling that the song was "Toto - Africa" :Thumbsup:
@johnvienna3422
@johnvienna3422 2 года назад
I've never seen anyone use editing to such good comic effect. Your brutally short and precise cutting really puts the icing on the already brilliantly comedically written comedy cake. You're a master of the medium that is RU-vid.
@obeycelestia
@obeycelestia 7 лет назад
うんこ, 運動, うんめい
@DogaTvJpn
@DogaTvJpn 7 лет назад
Always know it's gonna be a great day when I open youtube and there is a Dogen video.
@KnowOne111
@KnowOne111 3 года назад
I was almost as relieved as he was by the twist. But why am I watching an American make comedy skits in Japanese with English subtitles?
@JayAreEm
@JayAreEm 4 года назад
I discovered this channel three days ago and I can't stop watching. This video is, by far, my favorite. Everything about it is amazing and the line delivery had me in tears! WHY didn't I discover this channel before?!
@nononsensetravel
@nononsensetravel 7 лет назад
This video made me so happy, I love that you went back to a story one they're my absolute favourites
@Dogen
@Dogen 7 лет назад
I much prefer these videos as well, they just take much longer to produce, which is why they are less common. Will be videos like this each when when I'm here full time ^^
@NebelungFlower
@NebelungFlower 3 года назад
This is my favorite channel on RU-vid, thank you
@moim002
@moim002 7 лет назад
ほんまおもろいwシモネタ卑怯やろと思いつつも面白すぎる
@Dogen
@Dogen 7 лет назад
ありがとうございます!^^今回は品のあるシモネタを作ることが目的だった。笑
@petitmeowmeow
@petitmeowmeow 4 года назад
As long as I don't jump up and start dancing KARA's "Mister" I died
@Efreeti
@Efreeti 3 года назад
XD the booty dance
@litera18
@litera18 2 года назад
KARAのミスターで爆笑しました🤣 最近ドーゲンさんのチャンネル登録したんですけど面白すぎて、一気に見るの勿体無いから少しずつ見てます😆💓
@yamyammaot
@yamyammaot 5 лет назад
I just saved this. A narrative that involves pooping in starbucks. 30 is hitting me weird.
@nagywywy
@nagywywy 4 года назад
I teared up from held back giggling so my roommate doesn't think I'm a total idiot. This video is beautiful
@potatorin112
@potatorin112 7 лет назад
your channel is a treasure
@Dogen
@Dogen 7 лет назад
Appreciate that ^^ これからもよろしくね!
@-Kuro.
@-Kuro. 4 года назад
I don't think I can finish this video in one sitting
@tadanohitohito9096
@tadanohitohito9096 2 года назад
That's the kind of comedy i absolutely love
@nshilpa2005
@nshilpa2005 7 лет назад
is this the literal meaning of... shit-posting? *shows self the door*
@Dogen
@Dogen 7 лет назад
...what a shitty post
@stephenseputra9897
@stephenseputra9897 4 года назад
I cant... this is too good I cant describe it
@ZarlanTheGreen
@ZarlanTheGreen 7 лет назад
Whenever you have an accident: 1. find a toilet. 2. Go to the toilet. 3. return to the person in need of CPR, whom you left to go to the toilet, and restart your attempts to save his/her life
@Tallguyify
@Tallguyify 2 года назад
Great video!
@moritayuko5989
@moritayuko5989 6 лет назад
何という語彙力
@russellkabirmusic
@russellkabirmusic 7 лет назад
Around the 2:00 minute mark I exploded in an uncontrollable fit of laughter.
@dienand_
@dienand_ 5 лет назад
insert uncontrollable laughter here
@TSCStag
@TSCStag 3 года назад
Yay! A happy story! ... sort of!
@arthurtateixi8969
@arthurtateixi8969 6 лет назад
最近このチャンネルの雰囲気にどっぷりとはまってしまった
@stayhumble-.-
@stayhumble-.- 2 года назад
I like to think that this is a real story.,Dogen is privately dating Yuka, and this was simply the first events in how they officially met. If not, it sure makes for a damn good anime relationship.
@凍頂烏龍茶-q7m
@凍頂烏龍茶-q7m 4 года назад
めちゃくちゃ笑いました。ところでどこからがフィクションでしょうか。ウンコ漏らしたところまでがノンフィクションですか?笑
@FooBarBash
@FooBarBash 7 лет назад
Also, the joke about Misaki-san went way over my head :'). Care to give me a clue?
@RitvikChoudhary
@RitvikChoudhary 7 лет назад
*cough* suffered the same fate as Dogen *cough*
@frooshante
@frooshante 7 лет назад
she farted before she discovered that the dude she was talking to had shit his pants just moments earlier.
@FooBarBash
@FooBarBash 7 лет назад
Aaah.
@Komusdaan
@Komusdaan 7 лет назад
+frooshante hmm? She noticed his accident?
@Dogen
@Dogen 7 лет назад
Nailed it!
@poelmeister
@poelmeister 3 года назад
Unchi, subarashii
@rafabmiranda
@rafabmiranda 3 года назад
I can't remember the last time I had to gasp for air while laughing. This is one to tell the kids when they're older hahahaha
@miroslavkolarov484
@miroslavkolarov484 4 года назад
"the first time"....
@doomerbelowthewind
@doomerbelowthewind 4 года назад
So.....how far the brown warrior have claimed the land of the living in the pants there?
@calcifer5031
@calcifer5031 7 лет назад
Beautiful.
@renfieldkuroda
@renfieldkuroda 7 лет назад
You are a master
@tastechaser3849
@tastechaser3849 3 года назад
this is the first comment I have ever placed on youtube and I am proud to say this was more than 面白いね XD
@mitsue1120
@mitsue1120 3 года назад
可哀想などうげんw
@作る食べもの
@作る食べもの 6 лет назад
好き。
@kimberlymak1168
@kimberlymak1168 7 лет назад
subscribed LOL
@いしつぶて52
@いしつぶて52 2 года назад
変態ポエムw
@edgarshorcan4062
@edgarshorcan4062 4 года назад
I had to pause the video numerous times, it was so painful to watch. That was unbearable!!! I feel bad for you dude.
@ioannisaliazis
@ioannisaliazis 7 лет назад
Hahahahaha hilarious, dude! I hope this didn't actually happen 😋
@WizardManMerlin
@WizardManMerlin 7 лет назад
"God is a raging sadist" I'm laughing too hard in the library I'm getting looks. Incidentally, I was just studying for my next class, Japanese. Great stuff, Dogen, keep it up!
@Dogen
@Dogen 7 лет назад
thanks ^^ hope your studies are going well!
@anon38705
@anon38705 4 года назад
Don't laugh too hard something comes out of you
@et.anthem
@et.anthem 4 года назад
@@Dogen God is a slapstick comedian is the best dialogue I've heard in months
@BrandonIacovella
@BrandonIacovella 7 лет назад
The seven ways to commit suicide line killed me. lmao. Fantastic work as always, Dogen. :)
@innnn663
@innnn663 4 года назад
i bet it did! sorry it was a very (s/b)ad joke
@kdhanimesan
@kdhanimesan 5 лет назад
"I impulsively clench my third iris." XD That one had me
@prekshashrivastava2438
@prekshashrivastava2438 3 года назад
What is third iris?
@kdhanimesan
@kdhanimesan 3 года назад
@@prekshashrivastava2438 since the iris is round and can kind of close and in stress situations like that, one would feel "tight" it is a weird metaphor for the actual anus clenching!
@prekshashrivastava2438
@prekshashrivastava2438 3 года назад
@@kdhanimesan ohh😅
@BiznatchWang
@BiznatchWang 7 лет назад
You're a phenomenal writer
@Dogen
@Dogen 7 лет назад
thanks ant ^^
@blufudgecrispyrice8528
@blufudgecrispyrice8528 3 года назад
I agree
@FooBarBash
@FooBarBash 7 лет назад
Sweet Jesus. I hope this is a work of fiction, Dogen. I want to know that no poops were harmed in the making of this video.
@Dogen
@Dogen 7 лет назад
half fiction haha
@skatejam7
@skatejam7 7 лет назад
which half, i need to know
@Dr_Lucozade
@Dr_Lucozade 7 лет назад
There's a part of me that wants to believe it may have happened to some degree :P
@likeseating
@likeseating 4 года назад
@@Dogen I need to know which part is the fiction...
@Sterarch13
@Sterarch13 4 года назад
@@Dogen Dogen PLEASE MAN TELL US LMAO
@PiquantPan
@PiquantPan 7 лет назад
Ah, the old "Starbucks alias" dating approach. Don't give up, Misaki-san
@rhuka03
@rhuka03 4 года назад
PiquantPan What might that be? Sorry, I couldn’t quite understand that part of the story 😂
@kenzilamberto1981
@kenzilamberto1981 4 года назад
Please explain this part to me too
@AmodeusR
@AmodeusR 4 года назад
I'm hoping for an explanation as well 🤔
@Shogoeu
@Shogoeu 4 года назад
@@rhuka03 she farted and being ashamed of what happened revealed her true name. It seems many people tell a fake name to the barista, which writes it on their cup - Starbucks Alias.
@chrisdane2014
@chrisdane2014 4 года назад
@@Shogoeu doesn't it get more awkward that you told the other person your true name, with them knowing that you farted? I'd stick with my alias if that were me. Hahaha
@VoidSkipper
@VoidSkipper 7 лет назад
I bought a personal fitness tracker recently, and it confirms that this story caused me considerable stress.
@Dogen
@Dogen 7 лет назад
mission accomplished
@littledodo31
@littledodo31 7 лет назад
I can't believe a poop story kept me on the edge of my seat lmao Love all your vids dude!! Can't stop watching them haha
@Dogen
@Dogen 7 лет назад
the power of poop haha. thanks for the comment man! ^^
@pradyumniyer5141
@pradyumniyer5141 3 года назад
* Insert happy sora the troll noises here *
@Kamo_shika
@Kamo_shika 5 лет назад
第二言語であるはずの日本語のユーモアあふれた表現が上手すぎて、日本人である私が嫉妬するレベルです。
@hiimkaiki7508
@hiimkaiki7508 6 лет назад
i just saw the line and read it as "i haven't pooped in a long time. two years to be specific"
@majibento
@majibento Месяц назад
Unrelated but who’s your pfp?
@SantiagoChamo
@SantiagoChamo 7 лет назад
you should talk to Netflix and make a series about you hahaha
@Dogen
@Dogen 7 лет назад
lol we shall see!
@tirrimayin8098
@tirrimayin8098 6 лет назад
I'd watch it! :D
@expresslylesley9207
@expresslylesley9207 5 лет назад
Same
@clearmenser
@clearmenser 5 лет назад
@@Dogen It'd be pretty sweet.
@Blu3W4r10Ck
@Blu3W4r10Ck 5 лет назад
How much land has the brown warrior taken...
@bell808
@bell808 4 года назад
last time I heard they've already broken down the cheeks area and is about to march down the leg area.
@user-pp2sh1pt3p
@user-pp2sh1pt3p 7 лет назад
I don't usually like toilet humour but this was hilarious, especially the moment Misaki appeared. Yet another great video. You deserve more subscribers.
@Dogen
@Dogen 7 лет назад
Thanks Birdie ^^ I'm the same way; I tried writing this piece to challenge myself :)
@stefandesu
@stefandesu 7 лет назад
"It comes out the same way Kansai-ben comes out after you've spent a couple weeks in Osaka." Best line. At least I can somehow relate. めっちゃ面白かった!ほんまにそう考えてる!
@RitvikChoudhary
@RitvikChoudhary 7 лет назад
"In one second I think of seven different ways to commit suicide in a Starbucks." Fkn lost it here. Dogen-sensei you never fail to surpass my expectations xD
@LumyTheQueen
@LumyTheQueen 4 года назад
"God isn't a ranging sadist. He is a slapstick comedian." Pure gold.
@hi_sayri
@hi_sayri 7 лет назад
Every time I go to Starbucks, I shall think of you and Misaki. RIP Dogen 1964-March 27, 2017.
@elcastrogarcia
@elcastrogarcia 4 года назад
Wait whatttt..... Dogen is 56 years old. This cannot be true, this cannot be true
@nb664rbk
@nb664rbk 4 года назад
@@elcastrogarcia no he's born in 1989
@nb664rbk
@nb664rbk 4 года назад
@@elcastrogarcia i don't know ask him not me
@awkwardaquamarine19
@awkwardaquamarine19 6 лет назад
1:54 "Suddenly, and without resistance." It's 5am in my tiny corner of the earth and I couldn't stop laughing! Just stumbled on your channel and subbed after watching a few videos. Super funny! ^_^
@Dogen
@Dogen 6 лет назад
Thanks!
@awkwardaquamarine19
@awkwardaquamarine19 6 лет назад
Dogen I stayed in Japan for a month and a half last spring. I hope I can go back there again. It was a life-changing experience for me. Please keep up the fantastic work. Cheers! :)
@愚者-i4k
@愚者-i4k 6 лет назад
こんな情緒豊かに表現されたウンコ漏らした話があっただろうか
@pancakes1592
@pancakes1592 7 лет назад
Holy shit, I was about to skip the end of the video due to cringe overload and then deciding whether death is a better end to me, but I'm glad I stayed till the end. Ya'll people need to go shit when you need to shit. Oh btw do you design apps? Mind telling me how you started out? I'm interested in those kinds of things.
@BiznatchWang
@BiznatchWang 7 лет назад
if dogen also does apps I'm going to flip, how can one person be so multi-talented?
@Dogen
@Dogen 7 лет назад
I published a few short stories in the app store using a template code. This is one of the scripts from the apps :) Can't tell you much more besides that as that's basically the extent of my knowledge! thanks for the support ^^
@Dogen
@Dogen 7 лет назад
cause I just bought a pre-written code and put in my scripts haha. the easy way!
@ZenkaiSlip
@ZenkaiSlip 7 лет назад
Now that the hat is back I can finally rest easy knowing it is safe.
@ic139
@ic139 7 лет назад
pwahahaha OMG wow man... hilarious way to start my day pooping (everyone does it, why be ashamed) . . . . . . . . Dogen x Misaki OTP (one true poop)
@Dogen
@Dogen 7 лет назад
one true poop
@やまだって苗字どう思います
「ウンコが独立を宣言していた」のところで飲んでたコーヒーでむせて死ぬかと思ったw
@すごいこむぎこ
@すごいこむぎこ 6 лет назад
やまだって苗字どう思います? 私もそこでつぼってしまいましたわい😂
@tvisha98
@tvisha98 7 лет назад
You're a literary genius; this is a beautifully crafted (autobiographical?) piece about shitting yourself...I'm genuinely moved.
@Dogen
@Dogen 7 лет назад
a tour de poo
@izumi0608
@izumi0608 3 года назад
なんでこんなに文学的にうんちをもらせるのこの人は(笑)
@CaesarsSalad
@CaesarsSalad 5 лет назад
Half-way through I had to take a several hours pause before watching the rest of the video or I would have died.
@sashamo
@sashamo 4 года назад
Watching this during quarantine like "ahh, I remember the good old days when anyone could go to a Starbucks..."
@cherry5436
@cherry5436 7 лет назад
神様はどSだってクソワロ
@Dogen
@Dogen 7 лет назад
ありがとうございます^^
@DeathBringer769
@DeathBringer769 3 года назад
The ONE time it's a nice young lady instead of an old man chatting him up... and he poops his pants! Lmao :D
@take8945
@take8945 6 лет назад
スタバに行ったことはないがリア充のまえで盛大に自殺をする方法なら7つくらい考えついたことはある
@suzbone
@suzbone 4 года назад
Mark Twain once said, “I like a good story well told. That is the reason I am sometimes forced to tell them myself.” Twain would have *LOVED* this.
@yayalu8650
@yayalu8650 5 лет назад
Holy shit that’s hilarious. No pun intended
@threeep4023
@threeep4023 5 лет назад
Was trying to make toast while watching this. Accidently flung the peanut butter covered knife across the kitchen in a fit of intense laughter. 11/10
@wstru
@wstru 3 года назад
どうげんさん女の子に話しかけられた回数0って言ってた気がしたけど…
@UFOBobTV
@UFOBobTV 5 лет назад
I’ve seen dozens of your videos, and this is the funniest one so far. You had me in stitches.
@pickleberry3011
@pickleberry3011 3 года назад
「神様はドSだ」 "God is a raging sadist" I'm dying over here please send help
@The_OPN
@The_OPN 4 года назад
That was the longest 5 minutes of my life
@bbskaai3864
@bbskaai3864 6 лет назад
サンキューMisaki... いや、田中ゆかさん。
@manamiinuzuka9742
@manamiinuzuka9742 6 лет назад
なにこれこのおもしろさまじやばにおってきそうな動画😆💦💦
@Dogen
@Dogen 6 лет назад
Thanks!
@FluentJapaneseFromAnime
@FluentJapaneseFromAnime 7 лет назад
Hi, Dogen. I love your lessons and particularly your series on phonetics. I'm guilty of teaching Japanese with a gaijin accent, but your series has inspired me to begin to improve on it. I understand now how important pitch accent is, and I will emphasize its importance in my future videos as well as my poor accent. Keep up the good work!
@Dogen
@Dogen 7 лет назад
Thank you ^^ hope that you are able to learn some practical information from the series! Let me know if you ever have any questions! :D
@Marianoejar
@Marianoejar 4 года назад
Why would you reveal your name after doing something embarrassing? Seems so backwards
@nat_love999
@nat_love999 7 лет назад
おもしろい~! 今度スタバ行く時思い出し笑いしないようにしないと(笑)
@eris5491
@eris5491 4 года назад
can somebody tell me why she changed her name at the end or am i stupid ;-; is it cuz she was embarrassed ngkjffh
@ぐちん-u8x
@ぐちん-u8x 3 года назад
大変面白かったです!😆
@mizenglish
@mizenglish 7 лет назад
All thru this all I kept saying was yabai! 😂 Japanese toilets are the cleanest in the world Dogen, Misaki has no excuse lol At least you can say a girl was so excited she shat herself.
@Nちゃん-n6b
@Nちゃん-n6b 7 лет назад
独立したうんちwwww
@Dogen
@Dogen 7 лет назад
👍
@amaterasu48
@amaterasu48 6 лет назад
詩的な脱糞エピソードw
@AuroraSilverFox
@AuroraSilverFox 4 года назад
I'm crying. I had to pause several times due to excessive laughter and suspense. I've been binging your videos since I found your channel and this one made me laugh the hardest so far. 🙈 I scrolled through the comments and lost it all over again. Your channel is so precious. 😂💕
@cameronschyuder9034
@cameronschyuder9034 2 года назад
I also paused several times LOL, but out of secondhand embarrassment, poor Dogen >n
@user-tt6rb5ug4c
@user-tt6rb5ug4c 3 года назад
日本人のソロでやってるお笑い芸人のショートコントより面白いんだけどwww
@GodofBacon29
@GodofBacon29 3 года назад
ああ。なんてくだらない瞬間。
@AyazHamid
@AyazHamid 4 года назад
I was watching this while pooping ironically enough and my howls of laughter resembling a drug addled chihuahua in the bathroom at 4 in the morning woke up my entire household :’ ). You are mad talented when it comes to writing Dogen 🤣
@kuribayashitoma4149
@kuribayashitoma4149 6 лет назад
話うますぎやろ!!!!!!!!
@Dogen
@Dogen 6 лет назад
thank you!
@RocelynA23
@RocelynA23 7 лет назад
Your voice is super soothing ^__^ I'm glad you made a collab with Joey 👌👏
@Dogen
@Dogen 7 лет назад
Thank you very much ^^ was super fun making the vid with him, Joey's a great guy :)
@tofu4919
@tofu4919 5 лет назад
ここ数年で1番笑った、チャンネル登録します😂
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