Learn Japanese pitch-accent and pronunciation from my Patreon Series "Japanese Phonetics" / dogen Starbucks Accident / スタバ粗相 / Poop / I pooped my pants at Starbucks / スターバックスでウンチを漏らした / スターバックス / スタバ
I've never seen anyone use editing to such good comic effect. Your brutally short and precise cutting really puts the icing on the already brilliantly comedically written comedy cake. You're a master of the medium that is RU-vid.
I discovered this channel three days ago and I can't stop watching. This video is, by far, my favorite. Everything about it is amazing and the line delivery had me in tears! WHY didn't I discover this channel before?!
I much prefer these videos as well, they just take much longer to produce, which is why they are less common. Will be videos like this each when when I'm here full time ^^
Whenever you have an accident: 1. find a toilet. 2. Go to the toilet. 3. return to the person in need of CPR, whom you left to go to the toilet, and restart your attempts to save his/her life
I like to think that this is a real story.,Dogen is privately dating Yuka, and this was simply the first events in how they officially met. If not, it sure makes for a damn good anime relationship.
"God is a raging sadist" I'm laughing too hard in the library I'm getting looks. Incidentally, I was just studying for my next class, Japanese. Great stuff, Dogen, keep it up!
@@prekshashrivastava2438 since the iris is round and can kind of close and in stress situations like that, one would feel "tight" it is a weird metaphor for the actual anus clenching!
@@rhuka03 she farted and being ashamed of what happened revealed her true name. It seems many people tell a fake name to the barista, which writes it on their cup - Starbucks Alias.
@@Shogoeu doesn't it get more awkward that you told the other person your true name, with them knowing that you farted? I'd stick with my alias if that were me. Hahaha
I don't usually like toilet humour but this was hilarious, especially the moment Misaki appeared. Yet another great video. You deserve more subscribers.
"It comes out the same way Kansai-ben comes out after you've spent a couple weeks in Osaka." Best line. At least I can somehow relate. めっちゃ面白かった!ほんまにそう考えてる!
"In one second I think of seven different ways to commit suicide in a Starbucks." Fkn lost it here. Dogen-sensei you never fail to surpass my expectations xD
1:54 "Suddenly, and without resistance." It's 5am in my tiny corner of the earth and I couldn't stop laughing! Just stumbled on your channel and subbed after watching a few videos. Super funny! ^_^
Dogen I stayed in Japan for a month and a half last spring. I hope I can go back there again. It was a life-changing experience for me. Please keep up the fantastic work. Cheers! :)
Holy shit, I was about to skip the end of the video due to cringe overload and then deciding whether death is a better end to me, but I'm glad I stayed till the end. Ya'll people need to go shit when you need to shit. Oh btw do you design apps? Mind telling me how you started out? I'm interested in those kinds of things.
I published a few short stories in the app store using a template code. This is one of the scripts from the apps :) Can't tell you much more besides that as that's basically the extent of my knowledge! thanks for the support ^^
Hi, Dogen. I love your lessons and particularly your series on phonetics. I'm guilty of teaching Japanese with a gaijin accent, but your series has inspired me to begin to improve on it. I understand now how important pitch accent is, and I will emphasize its importance in my future videos as well as my poor accent. Keep up the good work!
All thru this all I kept saying was yabai! 😂 Japanese toilets are the cleanest in the world Dogen, Misaki has no excuse lol At least you can say a girl was so excited she shat herself.
I'm crying. I had to pause several times due to excessive laughter and suspense. I've been binging your videos since I found your channel and this one made me laugh the hardest so far. 🙈 I scrolled through the comments and lost it all over again. Your channel is so precious. 😂💕
I was watching this while pooping ironically enough and my howls of laughter resembling a drug addled chihuahua in the bathroom at 4 in the morning woke up my entire household :’ ). You are mad talented when it comes to writing Dogen 🤣