Starslop™ Review | Todd Edition™ 

Does it work on African American workforce?

Have you considered a less corporate/gay countdown?

u started to make videos? the ends is near then 😅

You aint getting my shekels

@@Majster-Gaming youtube does it automatically, he has no influence on it

The bug where the black dude who wasn't an active companion goes off at you for no clear reason, which dialog will not reveal, and demands you do better. - A bit too on the nose Todd.

No wonder the all dads with mid-life crises are finding this game "immersive". Absolute chuds the fans of this game are.

@@SM-oc4rc The top tier play is to have 150 hours in the game and ALSO dunk on it online because it's funny. It's me, I'm the chud

Hey, when you get a second....

This one had me wheezing.

By this time next year he'll ascend to reviewing games that won't be out for 20 years

I suspect he just reviews want he wants , he doesn't care about views or pleasing people

@@TheGreatThicc we'll Finally Hear about the portal 3 alpha

you were never safe. his first vid of this format is fallout 4 and since then it's about 1 to 1 of oldass games vs not so oldass games.

because old games are better than the AAA slop

Seriously?

@@tristancallahan8189Creation Club in Fallout 4 and Skyrim...

​@@NilRacingThose have been a thing for a while

And this time nobody cared

​@@ranianour9282They added more

It's not. He's just poor.

@@ummerfarooq5383Couldn’t afford an xBox? Sad. Stop riding Sony Pony.

The writing was on the wall even before the MS acquisition. Now anything Bethesda makes will just be more upfront about being socially corpratized and lacking any meaningful emphasis on simply being innovative. Or fun. It like it wasn't just the incompetent writers wacking it to their OCs that put some passion into it.

@@12ealDealOfficial I don't think the MS acquisition is at fault. Bethesda has been an amusement park of sorts for a while now. You hop on a ride, shut off your brain and have fun for little while. There's no active effort to create something deep and meaningful. This looks like the same Bethesda that developed Skyrim and Fallout 4 to me. It's just that they were in over their heads with the scope of Starfield.

​@@dearen7588 „ This looks like the same Bethesda that developed Skyrim and Fallout 4 to me.“ How so? In Skyrim they still managed to get small details in, like NPCs reacting to you approaching with a weapon drawn, running into them, the type of armor/equipment you wear, … They had an absolutely awesome soundtrack, instead of just a good one, and they still knew how to make the core game loop fun and exciting, while the core game loop for Starfield is walking 3-5 minutes through a boring looking place with nothing to discover. Also for Starfield they had ~3x the time and ~4x the people than for Skyrim. Does it feel to you like 12x the amount of work went into Starfield over Skyrim? To me it clearly doesn‘t. Starfield from the setting is clearly the best one to make exploration a focus, which since Morrowind has been Bethesdas strong suit. But somehow Bethesda managed to make exploration worse than in any other game they have released in the past 21 years. So again how does this seem like the same Bethesda to you? When the things they were previously good at are now their weak points.

Sometimes you will see the Crimson Fleet or Ecliptic (Brewing) or spacers or Va'ruun killing people for no reason in the orbit of planets, like wolves killing sheep in Minecraft but not eating them

Emil Pagliarulo is a talentless hack who is responsible for the reverse-snowballing of quality for Bethesda games

No one can convince me this game was made by humans. I refuse to believe people sat down and wrote these characters. It's AI. It has to be.

@@slyhidden Ai would have made something interesting. These feels like it was written by a bunch of trust the science Rick and Morty trans writiers.

I mean, the final battle of the Crimson Fleet quest line was pretty climactic

Glad he summed up the dad gamer problem so succinctly, no game can be criticised online anymore since some balding dad of 3 will say "well I'm having fun, having only played for 2 hours walking around the starting zone clapping at shiny rocks"

Because it's pure truth.

​@@Frostystuff224Bro, I can't believe the entitlement of gamers these days. I mean, you BOUGHT a GAME, and it IS a GAME. Why complain? No I didn't watch any of the promotional material, or listen to any of the promises the devs gave for features and functionality, BUT COOOOOME OOOOON. Can't you JUST BE HAPPY with what the devs SLAVED over? They WEAAAWWY CAAAAAARE!!! Sarcasm aside, few things have lowered my esteem of humanity at large than the completely addicted fucking SERF mentality of these imbeciles on every mainstream forum. If corpos are killing gaming, these morons are sucking them off while they pull the trigger. Bugmen. Lemmings. No standards, no care, just consumption and sycophantic worship of the corpo shitheels that just shat in their mouth.

It’s the hepatitis of organizing letters

@@Frostystuff224”Sorry buddy, I need 100 reddit karma tonight before I have to go to my job as a contractor watching some Mexican shovel gravel for 6 hours. I need to support these shitty triple A developers with their bad games.”

That's just real life, boring

@@sol9059 that's literally my point, thanks for that

They literally failed one of the most basic rules of writing, if the story we are currently reading isn't the most interesting moment in the setting, why aren't we reading the more interesting moments.

@@tekaname4188 dark souls fans crying rn

​@@tekaname4188I don't think the current story has to necessarily be "more interesting" than the lore. ASOIAF arguably has more interesting lore and characters in legends than the current story. The difference is that the lore reinforces and strengthens the current story in good fiction. In Starfield, you can ignore all the lore and feel like you've barely lost anything. It's too separate from what you're seeing for yourself.

Guess there aren't any Palestinian space travelers? The Jews won, but they lost in the end to Todd Howard.

Took me a long minute

😂

the images he uses there are pretty nice too

Kanye Approves

He is the hero we need, but don't diserve...

So wait whats this? "Broken as shit" stage?! Lol

Mandalore too. well not the porn I guess

He's the Schizophrenic drug dealer that we all need but that we don't deserve.

​@@MithrilRoshiit "will be fixed in 20 years"

Like Nintendo, Bethesda doesn't want you to have fun unless it is EXACTLY the way they intended

@@ninjacat230However, unlike Bethesda the way Nintendo wants you to have fun is usually pretty good.

originally essential NPC's were so you didnt break your game somewhere without noticing. now its a red flag that forces you to reload a save when youve pissed off major quest NPC's. atleast skyrim let you put your weapon away and attempt to negotiate.

They did it right in Morrowind.

it's honestly insane how many randomly essential npcs there are in this game and it feels so fucking terrible coming off BG3 and having actual freedom to fuck up your game and decide a narrative. there's literal unnamed characters with essential status, it's so obnoxious.

Second? Isn't this like the third or fourth time, at least? I don't remember if whatever came before the Creation Club ever made it off the cutting room floor, but there was definitely a prior proposal/attempt.

Agreed. Multivurse theory is soy

@@Yohan99999 occult brainwashing

I can name several, Star wars being the most clear

you're going down the atheist "we're just stardust bro" to chad "I'm made in God's image" pipeline

@@hemogoblin69 There's a multiverse in the Legends cmics lol

its not his charisma, its the low intelligence and perception scores of the audience

He's just gonna make another joke about how it doesn't always just work, and people are gonna be like "aw i can fix him" and buy the next 'thesda schlop :D

Someone need to roll 20 on charisma check against him.

most charismatic human being/alien: trying to persuade me, and actually succeeding. me: that's bullshit, i don't believe you (i totally believe him). {torrenting the game just to delete it the second it finished downloading}.

No other man has ever sold the same game at full price so many times as him. Truely he is the main character with maxed Cha.

I was going to argue but then I realized Fallout 4 is already 8 years old so this is just factual.

​@@Skyte100and don't forget 76.

We can't escape the planes of torment.

@@HackionSTx no. We don't talk about that.

@@Skyte100 but we should. Lest we forget the perils of our time.

Kind of epic, really.

man you get a lottery ticket , with chances like these you can at least get second place .

I HATE Bethesda's fucking persuasion dice rolling system. Obsidian figured out a great way to pull it off by having the character's Speech/Charisma meet a certain threshold to pass, that way you're not stuck with 100 speech and failing a critical persuasion check or ending up with an exact situation you have here. Much like real life, I'm not suddenly going to be the most persuasive person on the planet for exactly 5 seconds because I got lucky - I'd be persuasive if I understood how people spoke and how I can manipulate that into my favor.

still means you chose the persuade option, but yeah dumb shit, skipped this game after fallout 76 and fallout 4 being shit when all they had to do was follow the script to succeed

@@testedhawk In all honesty the downside of that system was that if you had your speech one point below that threshold you're pretty much dicked. Thats like being 3 words short to persuade someone. Maybe a combination of the systems would be good, where a certain threshold guarantees success but below that your chances get exponentially lower with each point.

I don't understand why they don't just "lock" your weapons in the areas full of unkillable NPCs.

​@@bigdawg9743ID weapons? Damn La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

​@@AnMCommIt'd probably be the least unrealistic thing in Stare Afield too.

@@bigdawg9743 That's even worse

No joke starsector is more fun

Starsector also got technocrats and anti-AI militarists.

@@mattsterh7740 almost every game is more fun, so no shock

​@@mattsterh7740i can't believe you are comparing starsector to this garbage

I love how this comment sorta fits for Starfield as well considering the age of the creation engine

I remember playing the Starborn game back around 2016. Was pretty fun IIRC.

@@ChromePyramid Its almost as if armelior made the comment for that exact reason or something.

@@euthanas Except Sseth actually covers games that are that old so the comment could have multiple meanings

"Obsolete" Name me a game post- FO4 that has actually improved upon the open world genre, inb4 you pretend RDR2 did

ah ...my people do exist in here

My condolences

I hope you get better

Get back to making disposable tshirts wagie

Unlikely

Were they wrong though?

@@SHIRAORI_NOUSAGInot at all im glad someone is pointing it out, it pisses me off to no end the direction game studios are taking.

​@@0ldmanboss355 What pisses me off even more is the level of apologism. "It's not bad it's just mid". No, Starfield is not Mid, it's horrible. One of the worst AAA games in the last decade with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

I mean the auto-persuade is a cooldown ability that you use if you're failing an important persuade (because it is pretty much RNG).

@@fallouthirteen RNG persuade? So much better than that garbo Master dialogue from that relic of a game, Fallout: A Post Nuclear Role Paying Game.

@@boyblue3270I hope she sees this, bro

nevertheless Todd used it very effectively IRL to sell this game to us.

@@boyblue3270 theres no way you are a real person

It's almost like the algorithm has a bias...

@@r3dp9can you blame the algorithm thou?

it was the sponsor scene. not the race baiting. lol youtube

Yes, youtube is biased towards futa. A tale of old.

That on top of the "Video player will be blocked in 3 videos" drives home how much we need an equal or better video platform.

He does this a lot. He predicted covid too.

He didn't predict the future, he just observed patterns and pointed it out. It's like saying the sun will rise tomorrow.

@@Disturbance42 To say the sun will rise tomorrow is itself a prediction of the future, albeit an obvious one. A mundane prediction is a prediction nonetheless.

So this is just a Sci fi todd howard simulator? Checks out

Off yourself

It truly just works

"Works every time" Todd told us it would be Skyrim in space and that's exactly what we were given and wanted

@@victorkreig6089 I don't remember the holds being empty deserts divided by loading screens.

Starfield persuasion options make about as much sense as talking with a drunk person and saying something like: "Nice day, isn't it?" and them suddenly becoming extremely enraged or super happy. You have no idea /why or how/ it happened, but it happened.

Nah they do make sense, the problem is that regardless of your persuasion level some options don't work at all depending on what you started the convo with. You're basically playing for a set number of points to be successful and if you over shoot or don't do the right set number combo you fail. The funny thing is you can basically brute force some convos that have a limited number of options like say stacking multiple +1 choices if you pick the right sequence. It's obvious what they were going for and it COULD have worked, but just like the system in Oblivion the execution didn't stick the landing

did we play the same game? Yes? Then i worry about your social interactions.@@victorkreig6089

They used to. Back in the day.

@@victorkreig6089No they don't. "Give me what I want and I'll leave." Is not a convincing line. 🤣

For some reason, I believe that's the point. They already forked over their money, so now they have an empty playground for imagination to fill in. I don't know how accessible the game's modding allows them, but perhaps this may be the newest structure to utilize a wider audience for game designing, modded in space. Skyrim is boring to me, yet I see a lot of fascinating videos of people creating unique experiences with mods. It's like a giant toybox full of Legos and it's up to you to piece things together and make your own quest. @@DeadManWalking-ym1oo

​@@DeadManWalking-ym1oo I heard it's also kinda hard to mod

Truly Todd is like Peter Molyneux, only his fevered promises are boring as shit

@@ULTRAOutdoorsman 1000 planets, but they’re all the same featureless flat land

​@@ULTRAOutdoorsmanI like to believe that Peter mentored Todd in secret.

😂😂😂

I'm certainly glad it doesn't do anything to harm your decision making during the story. It would really suck if the choices were meaningless

this comment wubbas my lubba dubdubs

@@illfaptothis333 A man of culture and refinement, I see

@@HerbMandoomjust like the effort of the dev team that made the game… useless

Because Bethesda didn't own the IP for the first couple entries, so they couldn't start ruining it till the third game.

Wtf are you doing here lol

dude what the fuck are YOU doing here@@nightmaregats

?? WTF are you doing bro Will we get an answer??

we're friends passing by each other coincidentally on youtube. @@olgagaming5544

@@olgagaming5544 he's a friend of mine, found him here lol

Mhmm

There's a misunderstanding, this is a Fallout 76 sequel single player only.

Money does that to people

@@toastybread0413 I mean, the man did manage to beat his addiction

@@curryinahurry3730 Addiction to being poor.

Like the end of the wild west, lame and lawful

@@RandomGuy-ft3cj there are 3 ways a space game can be interesting: time before a galactic civilization is established(I have no examples for this one), civilization is established but there is a looming threat(example: mass effect) and galactic civilization after a collapse(example: Starsector)

Bethesda is the real comically evil actor here.

Don't worry me and a lot of the early access players refunded above 100 hours 2 hours before game released, That game is not worth full price. Bethesda not gunna let steam refund early accessors next time.

​@@ExtraPorkinI don't think Bethesda controls Steam's refund policies

Course they don't, But money speaks and a threat to not allow the game on steam can probably intimidate them enough to deny.@@HellecticMojo

I have never heard more contempt for anything in a single video in my life, let alone one less than 20 minutes long. The undiluted venom dripping from every word he speaks is both immensely cathartic and a little unsettling.

I'm just happy that for once, for 5 seconds, there's some pushback on the Bethesda copium engine and its not because of some dipshit moron crying about like, the pronouns, but actually saying that the game is bad. And it is.

⁠@@ootdegawhen is it not unsettling yet cathartic

@@Yellowpikachu1 When its directed at YOU

@@JarthenGreenmeadow Well, in that case, I’ve probably done something to deserve it.

That’s being said I had dumped 100+ hours into this quirky and janky game. I rarely put that much time into a game outside of a few of my fav classics. With being a new dad I put even less time in, but something keeps drawing my back to the game despite its flaws. Idk why.

@@lolitsajoke77 It's some kind of secret sauce that keeps you addicted, and only Todd knows the recipe.

*WE'RE DRIVEN BY THE B MACHINE...* *WHAT NEVER STOPS*

I absolutely lost it lol Seth is going crazy lately

The "Bangladeshi man with A10 eyes" bit made my stomach hurt

Yeah this one got me good lol

What he mean by this?

Man that was hilarious

Personally I think it was something left in by accident No way nobody heard that over and over and didn't get annoyed

@@victorkreig6089 you'd be surprised. An entire race seemingly can't hear it

@@gitman3486 I live in an economic housing development

we out here in the section 8 housin'

Sheit mang, that's just the ceiling birds

Well spoken.

Well said it's totally milktoast 😂

Now that's an accurate analogy... 😂

except that politicians upset people, and so does this game

You get my VOTE

So did every atom of that colony ship. Thanks, Todd.

Ideas are bulletproof. The Jewish people shall rise again one day.

I maybe was too harsh to Todd...

The mark of a good game is that players want to skip as much of it as possible

Fact checked ✅TRUE by real American PATRIQTS.

I put more time into uninstalling it than I did playing it (yes I'm a dad)...

You are the hope for dads everywhere@@charlespockert8948

this is exactly what my cousin is. he only plays boring games like destiny, assassins creed, and bethesda slop. he spent more time playing games than interacting with his children. he even named his son Altair, yet he won't teach him anything, so he's now a little time bomb spoiled monster that can blow up at any moment like destroying the family gathering, by pushing all the chairs and tables down cause he had a little temper tantrum. oh and he neglected his daughter as soon as he has his son, cause he has stupid "muslim" values about the son being more important and daughters are a source of shame

Imagine liking Bethesda slop better than your own family. At least your cousin-wife functions.

Or you know, they stay dead.

They can just release the logo next time and be done with it.

neat NG Tankman avatar

Jokes aside, It's honestly admirable how the gaming industry has managed to monetize things that used to be expenses. Beta testing -> Early Access Extra content -> DLCs Unlockable cosmetics -> Store cosmetics Rewards for playtime -> Seasonal Pass QoL updates -> Store Boosters (XP, Queue priority, Extra loot, etc.) Network Upkeep -> Subscription for Network features (PS network, Nintendo network, etc.) In-game progression -> Lootbox progression (FIFA cards and such) I hate it but honestly, I respect the inmoral, greedy, spineless hustle.

@@webaazul2500 Yep. I remember eagerly applying for closed beta tests in my teen years and feeling like a privileged insider. Now I'm the one paying for the privilege.

Why fix it if it just works?

Starfield's subreddit is below average cesspool even by Reddit standards.

​@@LecherousLizardbasically act man

Loool same, im at cycle 236 in my playthrough

@@wiresvn I’m not as far. I’m around cycle 219 I think. I was telling my friend who was playing Starfield that it reminded me of a better Space RPG I played a lot. (starsector)

It was so good I started a new NMS profile. Got a pretty sick fleet going.

I'll do that as soon as I beat "the gift" from the Epta faction mod that gives a ship stronger than (and as hard to use) the Excelsior. Still dabbing around in the test mission (gives access to most all the ships) as well trying out new ships from various mods and seeing what builds work best for when I do go into campaign but that's if I stop doing tests in the ship simulator. Well here's hoping that Star Citizen or at least Squadron 42 releases sometime so I can try a 1st person Star Sector which is all I really want.

Same, i finally tried that very old Blackrock Drive Yards faction mod, was pretty cool. shame the only update it got in long time is someone on discord making it playable on current version, took me some time to track it down

indian sucking off israel? many such cases.

Dude I m Bengali too but that joke ahahaha 💀

It's a bit of a joke about how bethesda using india/bangladesh/whatever 3rd party studios for art assets got on the spotlight (something a lot of big game companies do now). Every time someone on 4chan said something bad about the game, someone replies with a similar joke. Like someon posting a pic of a very ugly npc and saying "here's your npc, sir"

Tell me how it is to live with so much people in so little space. It boggles my mind.

Do you have a sultry feminine voice too?

Yeeeesss

That's Wilburgur.

And how would that break the game?

1 Like = 1 dumbass

Ah, yes, the murder Dagoth Ur speedrun - hold on a sec...

Wtf lmao 😂😂

Using more than 10% of your brain while autistic.

Not to mention repeatably waiting 24 hours to sell your adaptive frames over and over because the damb shop keepers don't have enough money.

@@themagnus2919 Gotta pad out the game somehow.

​@@themagnus2919man, you might as well cheat the money at that point. Why committing to something so tedious.

There's bad and then there's irredeemable bullshit. Starslop is the latter. Keep in mind, this game was made by a man that had the balls to handwave away poor performance by smugly suggesting you get a better computer.

at least hes honest about his shekelclutching

It's by far my favourite running gag.

its a reminder to Mike for when he forgets

It's such an odd relationship isn't it?

@@dr.kinderman5290 I think Sseth has daddy issues

And he used Rich Evans as slave

they released skyrim 17 seperate times over 10 different consoles, lets see if starfield can beat the record.

Maybe it would be wiser to just not play this game even when it's back on discount

​@@declancampbell1277It cannot because any new platform Starfield will be released on, Skyrim will follow. Whatever new console, whatever new OS, whatever new way to experience gaming, there will be an official way to experience Skyrim, mark my words.

Epic and based.

1 000 000 Florints*

Bro if that actually happened I'm so sorry, that really sucks. It's also funny as shit...

yeah, i have a few displates, dont trust the magnets, they only seem to work for a few types of wall even if you install em right. Grab some 3M command strips, theyre like sticky backed velcro strips, i use 2 of em per plate, and theyre easy to get rid of if you need to take em down.

i believe you. because the very first thing i thought when i saw an ad for displate for the very first time was, "magnets lose their magnetism relatively fast. before long that big metal plate is going to fall off the wall and whatever is under it is fucked". needless to say i was never in any danger of buying any.

The cope around the game being “good” is quite insane, it’s like Bethesda creates absolute self loathing players that accept the bare minimum.

@@fistovuzi the magnets arent bad per se, at least in mine, its usually the adhesive backing ON the magnet that fails. In fact i have 3 displates that are still using the magnet, i got those years ago and havent moved them. The adhesive is not created equally or applied equally it seems.

Redditors are barely even human.

The human brain is hardwired to recognize and identify patterns, the human brain is also dogshit at times and fails to see anything wrong and continues to buy Fifa and COD every year, justifying the scummy business practices that ruin games.

XD @@zombieranger3410

Sony is doing a good job on that one too tough atleast starfield doesn't hardcrash constantly

The prophet piss Earth deserves.

Truly, the human race is lucky that all he's selling are video games.

Literally 😂

Reminder: Sseth is jewish It makes it even funnier.

@@fakeorchestra4260 Oh cool. Had no idea. Does he ever drop his persona anywhere on the internet?

@@fakeorchestra4260 He is not Jewish, he is just trolling with that

@@muizzsiddique He is more honest on his streams. He still uses his sense of humor but we know more about him thanks to the streams, for example the fact that he used to be a medical/pharmaceutical student but quit because he felt like he isnt actually able to help anyone with the amount of logistical difficulties. Also I'm pretty sure he is friends with a couple other popular youtubers besides Mandalore appearing in other people's videos. I know he is friends with Internet Historian and Mandalore 100%, perhaps Pyro because they seem to reference each other constantly.

"The hallway just makes that noise"

Ceiling bird go beep

North American Ceiling Bird is an elusive species of bird that's never been seen, yet you can always hear them in the projects

Crisis on Two Earths. fuckin great movie

Sounds awesome, i want to watch it

Based as fuck

Based

That's the great thing about being an average dude is that you circle back to the point of, "I only live in this current timeline thankfully so all that matters is what has been done in my life and what I will do before I die."

My favorite line as well. Brilliant.

I'm still in utter fear of watching that video. I saw it in my notifications, and for once, DID NOT click on it just because Sseth's name was there - not even Sseth's presence was enough fortification for me.

@@zyriantel9601do it no balls

​@@zyriantel9601You won't

peer pressure peer pressure peer pressure!@@zyriantel9601

@@zyriantel9601 coward

It is the most ridiculous procgen I've ever seen in a game, because only the planet surfaces are generated, but the buildings, caves etc. are all from a tiny pool of ca. 30 pre-made assets (less than 10 of them take more than 5 minutes to explore) and even safes, loot boxes, skill magazines, clutter, what have you, are in the exact same spots.

So was the dad a star or the mommy?

Act man got his sweet micropajeetsoft money. Guarantee he will never play this game until they pay him to review the dlc

​@@smoldoggy1005Act man is an f-slur

@@smoldoggy1005it really sucks watching actman turn into a corporate shill, his starfield and payday 3 videos are very obviously checks to pay rent, nothing wrong with that but it’s hard to take him seriously when he complains about other corporations for the same things that corporations he likes are doing

gman lives is a shill bitchboi in that regard

​@@smoldoggy1005damn lol I unsubbed from him when he used clickbait to shill that Amazon game or whatever like a year or two ago

You are not mistaken, and you are a cultured and refined gent. A good day to you!

Ah yes, the man who hates clothes, pants in particular.

Yep, its Frazetta. Patrician test, as expected from individuals like Sseth

Breaking existing mods in the process. Real big brain time at Bethesda

@@smckhead7280 you gotta be kidding, i didnt hear about that part holy shit that's foul

@@LosToastyToes They dropped the paid mod update without any notice or patch. They're trying their best to hide it this time in the moment everyone circle jerking over GTA 6 trailer.

Deus vult haha

Dreams do come true

Hail, nerevarine.