Stayin' Alive - Bee Gees (lyrics) 

Ha - mildly amusing Haha - laughing Hahaha - saracstic laughing Hahahaha - Staying Alive

Mom told me she had a crash back in 1977, and right after the car had flipped and her friend had gone through the windshield, her other friend knocked out, this song started playing. All of them are alive and healthy.

Fun fact: This song, Stayin Alive is at 100 bpm, which is the speed you perform CPR

It's crazy how many people come back to this song everyday...this song is a masterpiece!

When I was 14 years old in the 9th grade back in 1998, in my drama class, the teacher gave us an assignment/project to pick a song to lip sync to in front of the class. I had always loved this song so I decided that this was the song I was going to do. I got my mom to take me to a vintage clothing store and I bought an awesome 70's disco outfit to wear for my lip sync...white bell bottom pants, platform shoes, and a brown yellow and orange disco shirt with a big wide butterfly collar...When the day came and it was my turn to perform, I walked into the classroom in my disco outfit and started lip syncing and dancing to Staying Alive...the whole class went crazy...they loved it and my performance was voted everyone's favorite...needless to say I got an A, lol. I was nervous as heck to do it because I had always been really shy and quiet at school, but I'm so glad I did go through with it, I will remember it for the rest of my life. 😁

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When I was 14 years old in the 9th grade back in 1998, in my drama class, the teacher gave us an assignment/project to pick a song to lip sync to in front of the class. I had always loved this song so I decided that this was the song I was going to do. I got my mom to take me to a vintage clothing store and I bought an awesome 70's disco outfit to wear for my lip sync...white polyester bell bottom pants, platform shoes, and a brown yellow and orange polyester disco shirt with a big wide butterfly collar...When the day came and it was my turn to perform, I walked into the classroom in my disco outfit and started lip syncing and dancing to Staying Alive and the whole class went crazy...they loved it and my performance was voted everyone's favorite...needless to say I got an A for the assignment, lol. I was nervous as heck to do it because I had always been really shy and quiet school, but I'm so glad I did go through with it. I will remember it for the rest of my life. 😁

Damn it, we've lost the patient because we didn't maintain a hundred beats per minute!

When your phone battery is at 0% and it's still going.... (Edit): Holy mother of goodness that's a LOT of likes

It would be awkward if someone played this at a funeral...

*someone has a heart attack* Me, directing people: YOU! Call an ambulance. And YOU! Start singing "staying alive" by the bee gees. *rolls up sleeves* I got this

My CPR instructor played this while we were doing chest compressions on the dummy, and told us to keep time with the beat.

Anthem of everyone while staying at home while COVID-19 is still spreading. Good luck everyone. Sending love to the world.

fun fact: if you do CPR to the beat of this song it works

"If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean what kind of quality of life do we have there?" - Michael Scott

This is one of the best songs in human history; may God truly bless the Bee Gees.

I demand for this song to be played at my funeral and I will moon walk out of the casket

I listen to this when I do homework. XD

"Annie are you okay, ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE?-" *Calls 911, ambulance comes in and performs CPR* "HA, HA, HA, HA, STAYIN ALIVE, STAYIN ALIVE-" "At first I was afraid, I was PETRIFIED- *dies*" The whole room: *silence* ... "ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST" Edit: I hate this

i’ve had this song in my head for days. didn’t know why. then i looked this up & saw the lyrics. definitely grateful to be alive despite all the bullshit that seems to be imploding around us. be nicer to one another, and remember that we’re stronger when we stand together. as the world turns

I feel like this song has more meaning than most people give it credit for.

His pace, his frenzy, his style. It is magic! BEE GEES IS MAGIC! A song that will survive forever .. Thank you very much for sharing, Kristina K. BEE GEES MY LIFE. ........................................................ Su ritmo, su frenesí, su estilo. Es magia! BEE GEES ES MAGIA! Una canción que sobrevivirá por siempre.. Muchas gracias por compartir, Kristina K. BEE GEES MI VIDA.

yep, this is playing at my funeral

When doing CPR, my scout leader told me there are two songs with a beat the works. Stayin’ Alive, and Another One Bites The Dust

"No Rose, they are not breathing AND they have no arms or legs." "Well, that's not part of it- "Where are they- You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs, do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?" "I would wanna live with no legs." "How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now Kevin. You don't do anything."

“I love that song...First I Was Afraid I Was Petrified” -Michael Scott

Inappropriate songs to play at a funeral - Number 1:

When it starts it feels like it’s always been playing even when you weren’t listening. Like it can’t stop after it started.

'Our problem, the final problem: Stayin' Alive'

I cannot listen to this song without moving my shoulders or hips

"Well you didn’t keep it at 100 beats per minutes and the ambulance didn’t arrive because you didn’t call 911"

This song is the complete opposite of Another one bites the dust (By Queen, for those who are uncultured)

It's impossible to walk without a swag when listening to this.

This era of music will never die.

One of the best retro songs ever

different categories of why people are here: office fans sherlock fans waiting for a new season or still grieving over sherlock memes just like the song recommended' CPR Ready player one Memes

Soap ad: this soap kills 99% of bacteries 1% of bacteries: 0:33

THIS SONG HAS SAVED LIVES...A GREAT BEAT TO REMEMBER 100 COMPRESSIONS PER MINUTE FOR CPR!

Gen Z, Millenials and Boomers all agreeing this is a good song

I love listening to this song while walking down the hallways of school 🥰

THIS SONG IS EXACTLY WHY DISCO DID NOT SUCK.AND OH YEAH,AT 56 YEARS YOUNG,I CAN STILL DANCE MY ASS OFF TO THIS HERE.

For those wondering, the musicians are lead vocalist-guitarist Barry Gibb, backing vocalist Robin Gibb, guitarist Alan Kendall, bass guitarist-backing vocalist Maurice Gibb, drummer Dennis Bryon, percussionist Joe Lala, and keyboardist Blue Weaver.

I learned CPR to this song, ironically.

I absolutely love this song, guess cause my parents were big bee gees fans, both dead and gone but this reminds me of some good times coming up

My teacher thought that itd be funny to have us practice CPR to this in class. He was right whatta jam

I have a sudden urge to walk down crowded sidewalks with high platform mens shoes and flashy clothes while listening to this song

Need to give CPR? Compress their chest hard to the beat of "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees, the tempo is the correct timing of compressions.

Flashback to 2010 listening to this which served as an inspiration to something I was writing then. Can't believe that with all the unnecessary deletions RU-vid does, this is still here. Thanks for the wonderful times and great nostalgia!

The best and one of my favourite songs!!!

3:38 the sound I make before I sneeze

Jim Moriarty: *Introducing songs to Sherlockians*

Hand sanitizer: *kills 99% of germs* The 1%:

This song is like the opposite of "Another One Bites the Dust" xD

song: whether when you are trying to ever... me trying to sing: mshshetkeywosywlsyiwkw... staying alive

This was my graduation song. The class of 2017 walked out to this!💛

I may be a 1990s kid but I grow up listening to my parents back then and I still do

This is my walk in song to important business meetings. It helps to break the ice and gets everyone in a good mood or they are just laughing at me.

I wonder how many lives this song has saved

This song single handedly defined the 70s. It's such a classic

Nov 15th 1977, I was going on two and later by 1980 I was hooked on great music and nothing has changed. Keeping it real and Stayin Alive.

"numa numa numa na numa numa stayin alive staying alive" - 2009, Michael Scott

Fun fact: ironically, this tempo is at the same rate that you need to do CPR at.

Does anyone remember when Michele tried to perform CPR to this song XD

*Me during the entirety of 2020, 2021 and 2022:*

Playing this while playing Slender really makes the game feel like a complete joke.

When I die, I want sensors around my tomb stone and when someone goes past it I want this to play. Also play this at my funeral.

this should be declared as the worldwide anthem for fighting the corona virus by WHO. #stay at home stay alive. long live humans we will comeback stronger

I will never get tired of this song

Doctor: You tested negative for Corona Me: I need a song that describes my current situation

Marty walking down Grand Central Station like If you know this joke is a reference to Madagascar, you deserve a veterans discount

I don't always love this band, but when I do, never mind, I always do

Disco had it all: hard beats, catchy melodies, energy, ACTUAL live professional orchestration and authenticity, as the musicians truly had to know their craft and the singers really had to know how to sing

I listened to this song 2 days before I watched Ready Player One, and hearing this song felt like such a deja vu.

When you have this as your ringtone and it goes off during a funeral

Why do I suddenly feel like I’m saving someone having a heart attack

This is a song about serious love! Relatively rare, but oh so good! God Bless Dan Hill. A serious writer and singer like my husband. But neither professionally yet. I hope up and coming. But so old to discover these talents. 71 years old. May God help him!

Am i the only modern day teenager that can apreciate this stuff? cos' if so thats kinda sad

for some reasons classic songs are always better then new songs

Anyone else feel the need to strut?

I swear it's immunity booster , wonderful lyrics n beats ... Stay alive don't die alive....

Playing this at my funeral. Got that assistant?

Whos listening to this during the coronavirus outbreak lol

That little piano/organ part at 4:08 always gives me goosebumps.

i have made it a habit to listen to this every morning just after waking up. cheers me up for the day

Reading about CPR, it said that "giving compressions to the beat of "Stayin' Alive" could help keep the rhythm. HA! I'll always think about this song while performing CPR xD

One time I listened to this on repeat for three hours straight

There's only two things I think of when I hear this song: a fat cat walking in water on a treadmill and Michael and Andy singing along to this during the first aid class

Thank You, Ms. Khatib. your beauty astounds Me!

Playing this song at my great grandmother's birthday. She is was born in 1935 and will turn 84 years old on June 18 of this year.

makes me feel like it's currently a night in the 70s every time I listen to it

when your taking out the trash at night

“ you were in the parking lot earlier, that’s how I know you “

This is one of the songs I want them to play at my funeral

This song got me through med school man. For real this song gave me strength! I listened to this all the time

Thanos snap survivors be like

Barry, thank you for being born among us. You have inspired millions of people to remain alive.

Even though this is 2020, I like this song.

I added this to my funeral playlist.

My brother taught me cpr and he sung this song in his head he actually saved an 80 year old woman from dieing one day he is a fire fighter and my granny has heart problems so someday I might save her

Everyone talking about Moriarty in the comments! I have truly found my people :D