Steamed Hams but it's a David Cage Game 

where were you 2 years ago?!

@Ahab stfu

don't you mean... STORM?

0/10 not enough shaun

and I'd love to say I planned it this way as a way of critiquing Cage or the whole illusion-of-choice thing..... but I haven't really thought about it until you mentioned it ^.^"

well, tell me what game of David Cage you played, because that doesn't happen to me.

​@@UnicornStormThinking of the Telltale games where choices don't matter? Cos David Cage games actually give you different outcomes and different endings.

@@seajay632 well, Heavy Rain was pretty cool in that regard but it still railsroaded you into oreferred outcomes a lot. The 3 different narrations at the end of Fahrenheit are determined by one choice during at the end of the game, and nothing else really matters and Beyond: Two Souls also didn't give you much influence over the story. But yeah, most Telltale games also give you barely any agency (the Game of Thrones one pissed my off the most), but that is true for most of these Playable Movie / cinematic Choose your own Adventure games. Dontnod isn't any better and Supermassive only really pulled it off with Until Dawn.

that sneaky bastard!

I need reason why David Cage its being hated?

aw man, I never got that ending

marvellous

haha! guter, alter, leichtgläubiger Chalmers ;-P

well, from what I've heard, David Cage only adapted it

Steamed Hams by award winning writer and director David Cage gets 69%PC Gamer 42.0%Metacritic 31.4/10IGN

wait... you just described the whole video

haha, thanks! ^.^

@@UnicornStorm One day the algorythm will be on your side and this will go viral.

@@bobbyb6053 well, there's always hope. thanks again, man! ^.^"

There was one planned but it got removed from the game after the actress for Seymour's mother publicly complained about it.

Hello i need reasons about why David Cage being hated?

​@@UnicornStormHelloooo

@@gahler8552 because it's fun to do so

@@UnicornStorm I know but why Davig Cage's games being hated?

there's no ODST music in it. It's the main theme from Heavy Rain (by David Cage) But yeah, some tracks in ODST kinda have this noir - vibe to it that's similar to heavy rain

UnicornStorm Sorry, it sounded alike. It just gave me that sense of nostalgia, because I loved ODST

@@rte3384 I mean, it IS a great game!

Halo ODST came out in 2009 and was in development the year before, I wouldn't be surprised if Cage did rip off the sound track before releasing Heavy Rain in 2010. It's likely considering the music in his other games have ripped off other popular media. Blade Runner, Matrix, Inception, etc.

it was pretty wild.... but it kinda distracted from the whole cooking mystery

I'm sadly not familiar with henry stickmin... what exactly do you mean?

@@UnicornStorm I meant that those options you edited it's like a same as henry stickmin refrences where the players need to choose an option which one is right and which one is fail,that's why Isaid that.

@@Taghi20 Ah okay, I get it ^.^"

@@UnicornStorm so can you please give my first comment a heart,I love getting received?😁

@@Taghi20 how could I say no to this ^.^

hey, that's awesome! thx!

thanks!

@@UnicornStorm yw

it's fine, because cage is a failure of a game designer ;-P

@@UnicornStorm Woah you STEAMED him !

@@slavishentity6705 oh no... I said steamed CAGE

thanks ^.^

still happy you took time out of your day to watch my silly video ^.^ And I guess this still works as stand in for any "like a videogame" - joke

well, this is only one of many possible playthroughs. You haven't even seen the dog-ending

dammit, you're right... I guess I'll never be as great as David Cage.

@@UnicornStorm id say its close enough

I'll try to do better next time ;-P

sadly, in germany we only got the highly censored version. They even removed the scene were Skinner and Chalmers fight the nazis in the secret Übersoldier facility below the school

I kinda fucked up. I needed to steel the kids hyundai ornament to get the secret romance option for skinner and chalmers

my problem with it, as well... surely his worst work yet

he was in his experimental phase with that one