FACEBOOK: / chrisstuckmann TWITTER: / chris_stuckmann OFFICIAL SITE: www.chrisstuckm... Chris Stuckmann reviews Steel, as part of his Hilariocity segment. Reviews for movies that are such atrocities, they're hilarious.
I guess that seems logical since we all came out of a butt when we came into the world. But sum weird meaningless thing with eyes and a mouth and long hair was attached to it helping the butt care for us.
Claire Pettie DC gave us iconic themes from John Williams, Danny Elfman, and Hans Zimmer and great hits like Kiss From a Rose and The Beginning is the End is the Beginning.
This movie is laughably bad it was made to be serious which makes it all the more brilliant of a so bad its good movie. Batman and Robin was made not to be like Batman Forever
If a 7'1" human being tackles you wearing a bodysuit composed of solid steel plating, you will die. You'd be safer with a flaming helicopter landing on you.
I got to say, this is a hell of a "guilty pleasure" movie for me... When I was a kid I've always thought Stell was kinda a Black Superman, and that was awesome. I wasn't far from reality, even though I didn't know what the inspiration from the movie was drawn from.
"That's enough! That's enough my ass is on fire!" The accompanying faint laughter in the background made it all too perfect... It's probably the filmmakers realizing that this line is dumb
Really Confused by the intro I have it down to four explanations 1. Your Girlfriend sounds a lot like Scarlett Johansson 2. You put a clip of Scarlett Johansson 3. Your Girlfriend is Scarlett Johansson 4. The Flick Pick is at your house and he does not just look like Scarlett Johansson but he also sounds like her.
My Name is Nicky I know you're being facetious, but I've seen them together and they really have good chemistry... Ah well you never truly know I guess! XD
I don't think is fair to say that movies made for kids are shitty, if you pleased you target audience you did a good job, i liked this movie too when i was a kid.
Chris, I'm so so sorry to ask this of you, but.....we need a Hilariocity review of Birdemic..... I know that will mean you need to watch it, but the sacrifice will be worth it.....to us. :)
NC review - This movie is one of the worst! I'm gonna roast the hell out of this crap! Chris's review - This movie... I question everything about this film and I mean everything... what is even... what is this? 😂
actually, you're wrong about the wheelchair. If she's shooting lasers or plasma or soundwaves there would be no recoil because those types of projectiles do not have mass. No mass, no applicable strength. Of course, the people making the movie probably didn't know that, so it is still a mistake on their part... I think.
I feel so sorry for you having to watch that movie...lol. It was soooooo bad. I wish that they had copied from the comic more ... ya know what just do a remake. Steel could have been DCs Cyborg. Cause they picked the wrong character to add to JLA. Not...a....good...movie...lol
Funny thing is they didn't even try to connect it to the comics. They just had a movie deal with Shaq and said "we need a black superhero for Shaq to play." This was shameless marketing drivel.
Sparkie looks like a deranged Dalek when she starts shooting those sonic beams lol. "YES!!!!" "NOHHHH!!!!!!!" he sounded like a terrified Scooby Doo xD
How can you NOT love a movie with lines like: "Thought I smelled some nuts roasting." "Well, I'll be dipped in shit and rolled in bread crumbs." "Son of a butt!"
House of the Dead is a really bad movie, while House of the Dead 2 is a decent one. It's not an Oscar winning movie, but it's at least fun and a major improvement from the first one.
He should also do a review on the directors cut which Uwe Boll named "the funny version" (I am not joking) where he just adds fart jokes and other dumb shit to random scenes of the movie, and listen to the commentary it makes it even worse.
Torque from the year 2004, directed by Joseph Kahn, starring Martin Henderson, Adam Scott(WTF!), Ice Cube, Matt Schulze.... and Dane Cook(FUCK!!!) That movie is so over top, full of WTF moments like the chicks fighting using their bikes or the supersonic bike. But it has the hottest villainess in film: Jaime Pressly in black leather :D
The "kid" in this movie is Ray J. lol. The guy who made the Kardashians and Jenners multi-millionaires, sort of successful music career and R&B singer Brandy's little brother which is how he got his part. 11:51 Another basketball reference. The Dikembe Mutumbo finger wave.
For the most part, Chris is on point as usual pointing out the MANY flaws with this movie. However, I believe one or two of his criticisms maybe due to a little bit of a culture barrier. For instance, the about all the kids in the neighborhood knowing Shaq's character. In black neighborhoods it is not uncommon for the younger generation to be well acquainted with the oldheads that come back to the neighborhood, especially if that person was popular with the locals before they left the neighborhood initially. Also, I didn't have a problem with the movie soundtrack. Don't get me wrong though. I agree that this movie was TERRIBLE and some of the other direction fails that Chris pointed out made me laugh.
22:52 *This scene always bothered me lol* *I thought it was gonna end with them kissing...but no...* They just hug like idiots _Who's friendzoning who here?_ 😂
This movie was aimed at children and interracial couples weren't widely accepted in the 90s. Honestly it isn't in many movies now. But kids aren't stupid, we knew they were a thing.
Next hilariocity should be on Blade Runner. What a tragedy of a movie. Jesus christ, calm your asses. Does everyone blindly love Blade Runner THAT FUCKING MUCH that they can't take a small joke? God, I could call every movie by the Coen brothers a piece of shit, and I could get less hate from their hardcore fanboys.
DUDe finally!! i finally found someone smoking some really good shit because if anyone calls that movie bad than they must smoke some really awesome shit. so whacha smoking? I MUST KNOW
Say what you will about the movie for me personally I love the movie and I mean even if you hate it you have to admire it on a technical level and the fact that its was made in 82! The production design and special effects are better than most of the cgi filled shit stains that are released every year.
The cop actually said "Son of a buck" a lot of older men especially deer hunters will say that especially if theyre from the midwest. I've heard my grandpa say that several times throughout my life
lol Way too easy I rather Chris do bad movies hardly anybody remember because that's how bad there really are. I would like Chris to tackle Pluto Nash one of the biggest box office bombs.
That face you made at 22:04-22:29 had me DYING of laughter Chris! LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂GODDAMN!!!!
I was "listening" to this while cooking, and when you said Judd Nelson, my mind thought Judd Hirsch, and the whole time i thought Judd Hirsch was the villian.. Put the Hilariocity Spectrum on another level !!!!
I'm quite certain that the finger wave was a shot at fellow NBA big man Dikembe Mutombo who was well known for doing the finger wave after he blocked a shot. And is his uncle actually Fred Sanford? This character definitely needs and deserves a total reboot. Maybe with Idris Elba? But it definitely needs to have Steel be the highly intelligent character he is in the comics.
bread_n_butter I got something that blows ALL of those out of the water. SIMON SEZ with Dennis Rodman and Dane Cook. If you hated Cook before, you're really gonna fucking hate him in this. My God, it is SHIIIIIIT!
MrAlcazar He is NOT lyng...Simon Sez is WAY worse At least Double Team...at LEAST it has a JCVD chaser. You know what you get from one of his movies. But Simon Sez should banned in all countries.
Black Culture 101 Chris 1. In the inner city it is perfectly normal for older guys to know the neighborhood kids. 2. When baking a cake you must not disrupt with moving it, so the older generation took that a step further by equating it to noise as well.
I really think you should start including what the budget of each of these films was, as well as how it did at the box office. I think that would really help put things into perspective. Because some of these movies, even though they are just awful, did well for some reason (or well enough).
This has nothing to do with the video, I just find it hilarious that the Goku figurine is three inches taller than Piccolo's when in the anime Piccolo is like, a goddamn giant.
Peter Ben. Parker well tams 2 was not the best but it is not the worst. I don't know why people think tams is better that movie was boring as hell tams will be 4th best.
I couldn't stop laughing at the "son of a butt" part! Funniest...movie...line...ever. Also, this is probably the funniest reaction I've ever seen from you, Chris.
Y'know it's something when the animated films centered on Superman, with John Henry Irons as a side character, represents the character BETTER than his own live-action, stand-alone film.
