The Happening - Hilariocity Review 

In the Happening?!

"I hear you whispering, planing on stealing something" " no mame, were not" "Trying to murder me in my sleep" Whhhaaaaaat, nooooooo"

His Adam Sandler impression is spot on as well.

LordIncest "Boo-pi boopity-doo! I don't say shit, I say poop!" XD

Captain Jack Sparrow is pursued by an old rival, Armando Salazar, who along with his Spaniard Navy ghost crew has escaped from the Devil's Triangle, and is determined to kill every pirate at sea. Jack seeks the Trident of Poseidon, a powerful artifact that grants its possessor total control over the seas, in order to defeat Salazar

Nice

@Gerry Buckets someone's in a bad mood

Gerry Buckets U mad bro?

@@markstaud The Other Guys is awesome.

@Gerry Buckets you might need heavy medication.

A dramadey

Scientific and drama

You shouldn’t touch kids bro Gods watching

Or..............Both. (LOL)

the0nly. stackss does that make it “dick flick”?

Hamada AbuSnaina how the fuck is a comedy ?

@@wavyyvibez3278 *smokes cigarette* you wouldn't get it

What? No!

Pissicist lol okay 🤔🤔

Once you lose your mind, comedy and drama are the same thing.

then night laughs like his jokeing and mark is like no dude im fucking serious what are you doing

Thats the best part. As their filming you can see him realize he's gotta fire his agent

The stereotypical bad actor action movie star actually had a brain. Whoah.

OSanoBR 😆

Dude just do what I say or I'll replace you with Nicolas Cage. " How'd it get burned??????? How'd it get burned??????? How'd it get burned???????"

You could have taken out the " about the mood ring saying she was horny... in front of the kid..." section of your comment and it would be totally accurate.

R Brandon P so the part where zoey deschanel starts talking was awkward pretty much

Mexican with a Schecter Totally. She is just a noticeably terrible actress.

Mexican with a Schecter OOOOOOOOOOOOHH!!!!!!

Horny people don't think straight.

its called a sex change good sir.

imacookie12 That's not how a sex change works. All those accomplish is making you look like the opposite sex. Genetically and biologically, you're still the original one. Makes it pretty pointless in my opinion. Might as well just dress up in drag and save the money.

+imacookie12 I am now scared.

so he's an aggressively motivational unfunny cannibal?

Hola

fung csmfung Chris look out behind you!

"Stick to the script and nobody gets hurt"

fung csmfung lol good catch. She knows..Jennifer Lawrence always knows

You high too?

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Watched Honest Trailer, didn't you?

Have you seen the Japanese movie chasing worlds?

Shin gojira got something to say bout that

Quasi Mofo OH NO! NOT THE LEAVES! NOT THE LEAVES!

Radioactive Powerhouse AAAAAAAAAAAAH. THEY'R IN MY EYES. MY EYES. AAAAAAAAH. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Josef Hautala WELL SAID.

the acting is so horrible in this movie

Peyton Smith I watch this now twice a year ....just to remember the AWFUL lol

DamienNightwing "What? Noooo" Mark Wahlberg voice

LOL

lmao😂😂

Maybe that's a bad idea?!

lopfi lottfi Is it plants (flowers) or plants (chemicals)?

“Felt wrong not to swing”

Underrated comment

Shyamalan, in recent years it's like his mind doesn't work right. He doesn't seem to be able to represent in his mind the reaction of the audience at all. Those scenes were hilarious but he genuinely thought we should feel fear or something? How? It may be the same with Travolta and Cage. They look for challenges but they can't seem to be able to notice their own weirdness, at least I think Travolta can't.

“master piece of shit”

​@@Alfonso88279It's like somebody kidnapped m night and replaced him with an incomplete prototype clone of m night.

AwesomeAlex500 😂😂

He's psychotic lol

"You like hotdogs, right?"

Hotdogs get a bad rap.

Y do eat hot dog like that

That's not a question lol

Jokerz 79 😂

Sadly I watched the happening when I was 8 or 9 so it actually succeeded and I’m scared of he wind...

Holy Hand Grenades I know but you see I was 8 or 9 and the wind was scary idk how to explain 🙂

@@Aminangela twister am I a joke to you

Holy Hand Grenades I was 8 or 9 and the happening made me scared of chemicals released by trees

He rocked in The Italian Job

😆

🤣

Smarter than any of you in many, many regards

@@schmuckers7461 Does he have any advanced degrees I don't know about? He talks like he's barely literate.

That's like if someone said Age of Extinction was his best role I mean he was good in it for what he was given but the movie is sadly not

+Leopold Litchenstein (SpongeBobfan1.5) he was pretty bad in age of extinction. him in pain and gain was by far a better performance

edups He was also given a pretty poor script to work with though, so I guess he can be forgiven

the departed

he totally stole the show in that movie in fact he's the only one that got an oscar nomination

AAAAAH I FOUND YOU 3 YEARS AGO

BECAUSEVIDEOGAMES I agree

Jake didn’t know you and Chris were friends

Ayyyyyyyyy Jake Baldino

wait what??? why are you in here? go back to uncle Falcon

Aha, it wasn't the plants. It was the boom mics all along!

+Scotty Peterson Jr Are you serious? LOL

it be like that sometimes

+zTyko You don't think it be like that, but it do.

+Anne Onymous you're right...It Do.

Every line is spoken in the different tones of "Come, on man. Are you serious? You can't be serious."

When isn’t it?

"WHAT????? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

It’s a film not a movie

Yes, bad real bad kinda unwatchable

The lawn mower scene lol

Thank you for your service🤤🤤😂😂😂

Yeah me to and the lawnmower man

Yeah I’m just gonna lay on the grass and let you mow over me Thanks

True. But, this is also an issue as this isn't a post apocalyptic world. Its a pre-apocalyptic world. So, a chunk of the actions don't comply with the natural need to find resources, weapons and then shelter. They would have checked stores first and if it'd been an airborne bioweapon attack staying inside would have been smarter.

@@oddeyes9413 agreed not to mention the thousands, upon thousands of empty houses from people fleeing. Breaking into a country house is insane anyway. More than likely houses you spot when you are out in the middle of nowhere have arsenals that rival the US military.

Mark looked genuinely pissed off xD

All of you idiots would starve if your power went.

Why would there be canned goods if no one is there it is boarded up after all

whaaat? noooo

+Oscar Kirk dont no about him but i loved it

+Kartikaye Prasad if you are talking about chris, its the movie that made him love movies and its one of his favorites of all time

+Nickzad Rafieha i know i was talking about oscar kirk

M.night subliminal messages

came here to say something about the elite using movies to tell you what would happen in the future. sure seems like a heads-up abt the current happening, dunit?

@@ThePiscesmMended nah you seem dumb as fuck and susceptible

All it needed was instead of the thing just ending the survivors learn adapt to their new dystopian life and wear masks to filter out the toxins from the oxygen

@None of That Matters Bro help me

It’s a film not a movie

It fully is

@Alcoon Slambag Both are awful lol

Bird Box is more highly reviewed

@@galleryofrogues but still a very meh film

Silent place is the original bird box

Me: Then start observing that people are dying and stop standing and run for your life! And observe how much you sound like a woman who thinks that Shamaylan knows what he's doing.

lol I forgot, but what I think what I was talking about was that they were saying that they couldn't stand there as involved observers but they were standing there so that could have the choice to be involved observers and observe that people are dying and they should run. Also she thinks her acting is good because Shamaylan told her to act that way.

James Cannon What.

+Gaige the Mechromance I don't know anymore...

so what are we, some kind of uninvolved observers?

Nostalgia critic did a review and his are pretty much a hilariosity

+The Sun Hunter That movie fucking sucks. It's such an atrocity that it's hilarious. Someone should come up with a word that mixes those words...

+pureblackeagle Indeed

+pureblackeagle atrocitious? I dont know, but it would be good to have a word for it.

Connor Corn Nah, that's too close to the word atrocious. I actually misread your comment as saying atrocious. So that doesn't work. Gotta keep trying..

If u didn’t have such a fat chin I’d say you were cute but I don’t have my glasses on to be fair

@@recondogohome360 the fuck?

Whaaat noooo

KingpinPasta Wrong. If your talking about it after the movie it's good.

Come on Chris, take an interest inn sciieennccee.

Or Hot Dogs.

"Why you eyeing my lemon drink?"

This is so true. if this movie came out then, it'd be a classic lol

Merxenary exactly 👍

After watching invasion of the body snatchers, I feel that what he was going for.

Oh he did say it was meant to be like The Birds (1963) and Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956). source: wikipedia

RamiFive4Five the only problem with that is no one's pants are jacked up high enough and not everyone in the movie looks like they're 50 regardless of what age they are supposed to be portraying.

Which is weird why he chose this movie to be embarrassed about since all his movies are embarrassing

Transformers Last Knight is just as bad.

You obviously haven't seen the Fighter. Damn good film

Boogie Nights, The Basketball Diaries, Three Kings, The Departed, Shooter, The Fighter, The Other Guys, and Lone Survivor are all great. He should do more like these.

What?! noooo

+Eric Viola lmao. it's amazing how he can make the expression perfectly

+Eric Viola Did he ever give an E+, E or E- rating to any movie?

+Angelus are you stupid?

Particular Particle No. Are you high? I just asked did he ever give an E to a movie.

Angelus ... Once again, are you fucking stupid? Did you never go to school? Have you ever gotten a grade back in school?! His grading system is based off of the classic A - F school grading system which doesn't include an E... Any idiot should know this!

GuildCarver You Want Something Good Involving Plants Taking Over? Play Last of Us.

Smashwolf Lp's I'm good.

That's the directors specialty

No ... It's a shitty idea .. lol

I think I found where Shyamalan got this crazy idea from. Look up for a SciFi Story book for kids, by an Indian author Sukanya Datta-Once upon a blue moon. Check the story-"Modern Neelkanths" in it. Similar concept of plants communicating and developing poison to kill off mankind. Fun fact, the children's story is still better. 😂😂

Exactly, but probs wouldn’t let everyone out of the train, everyone would just be stuck there forever lol

But what about the train further back on the line? There would be a slight risk of collision.

@@HappyBeezerStudios thats why they would all stop

I guess if you stop a train in the middle of nowhere, you're welcoming the next train to crush into your iron ass from behind

They would stop as soon as they get to a red board or they reach the furthest point to which they are authorized to proceed.

Unsubscribbled.

people from NY think ketchup is an abomination

joe mcnoe oh yeah lol

Unsubbed

+deadpixel Wanted to say the same thing. So bland lol

Me too.

That's what she said :D

Sammy T You guys like hotdogs right?

DARKROSE9090 what? No...

Me, too.

It's BeeRay what about the bee movie

I think you liked it for the wrong reasons lol The Room is awesome cause it's so bad.. but this one is great cause it actually makes you think.

rupman27isback it make me think it should have a sequel thing 2 Where mark wallburg bows down to his leafy overlord then the twist turn out mark wallburg is a plant

@@scamin441 Why our society is the way it is today. ^

rupman27isback the happening 3 staring mark walnut plantburg ... revenge of bad plot twists

Lol

Little Shop of Horrors? 😂

Troll 2?

Loved the humor in that scene.Great comic relief in an otherwise dark film.

It’s a film not a movie

Do you not eat plants

More like a vegans greatest dream. Plants getting revenge on humans? Vegans can only imagine. Lmao

Jay LuMarr 😂😂

Jay LuMarr If you want to see plants taking revenge on humans, watch Treevenge- it's mental!

***** Because humans wearing monster outfits and making animal sounds somehow makes no sense whatsoever?

dracocrusher the village was such garbage. I cant stand it when people try saying that was his last good movie, that was his first awful movie. Signs was not great either but by comparison of The Village its a flawless Oscar worthy masterpiece.

Michael Colby Signs makes a lot more sense if you watch it with the "The Aliens are actually Demons in Disguise" theory in mind... but it's still pretty stupid either way.

dracocrusher I agree, but its a lot better than The Village

Michael Colby Yeah, definitely.

Mikeylangelo they get a bad rap

Who doesn't?

What?! No!

Mikeylangelo I like hotdogs better than this movie it's awful

They got a cool shape...

😆

I didn't get the Stephen king's reference but everything else was hilarious

@@xWriterclarenocturnexx oh ok. Thanks.

Basketball Diaries and The Departed unquestionably his best performances. Literally everything else he’s done is completely crap.

@Valkyrie Me too. The movie should have relied the info but it's so bad it forgot...

If the train did not stop, derailed or hit another train, it would have been a better movie. Oh, wasn’t that used in his other movie.

That's the first thing that came to my mind as well. Trains use a single rail for 2 way traffic in places. Considering how long it takes for a train to actually stop it's reasonable you'd want 2 stations with traffic going between them to be completely synchronized. Otherwise it's basically a guaranteed disaster.

Don't smoke weed, or weed will smoke you!

Seperta Zen I Laughed way too hard at that.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Thank your lucky stars that you didn't have to watch this for the first time in theaters. I say this as one of those people who counts Signs as one of the few movies that have ever truly "disturbed" me (albeit as a teenager, but I had difficulty sleeping for more than a week. The music especially, and that closet scene... damn) and The Village (can't really watch it after knowing the "twist", but the first time I watched it was fucking amazing. Seriously, if you've never watched it... don't get spoiled, watch it at least once, it's fantastic when you don't know the twist, and the twist will amaze you).

they're preparing for the backlash that comes after being in one of his movies.

James Woodard hahah I’m dead

At the very end, it doesn’t end - it starts breaking out elsewhere. Which starts up a few questions....

@@el-jayenglish9548 , Before you attempt to determine my motivations, was I incorrect? How many of his movies have an ending that actually makes sense? He's a master when it comes to setting up tense and moody scenarios and surprise twists, but his movies tend to just wimper to an end post-climax. In my metaphor, I didn't say he was bad at flying the plane while it's in the air. "Genius?" Maybe. But he still can't finish a story, i.e. land the plane. I mean...the entire time the audience is watching Signs for example, you are following the characters on the journey of dealing with the reality of the alien invasion as it slowly reveals itself. It is a very tense, artistic, story-rich composition. And...then they splash the alien with water. Problem solved! 🤦‍♂️

He's trying to hard to hit the "answer was literally right in our faces the whole time" thing, and failing horribly ever since. At least with 6th sense it was an actual revelation and made you look back at it differently. "Is it the plants?" Was literally one of the first things anyone watching guessed, and as the movie just repeatedly shows "all signs point to PLANTS being the killer" you just realize these people are fucking morons who knew the answer all along, but had to keep following the killer to get a good view just to be sure.

@@mutt9779 , That's a good point.

laslalal Battlefield Earth

Who Killer Captain Alex is above all of them

Neil Breen bitches.

Samurai Cop

Samuria cop

Sometimes it’s ok to hit children But never ok to touch them

Shamalan: hold my Avatar.

Mark did say his most regretted movie was Boogie Nights

@veronica carlson He was good in fighter

@veronica carlson Was a biopic about a welter weight world boxing champ and his brother who used to be a champ but became an addict, Christian bale won an oscar and it got nominated for some other oscars

@veronica carlson there really isn't much in the way of actual fights, it's more a character study.

Dude see arrival, or annihilation

@@nosuchthing8 Thanks brother, Peace from Australia

@@nosuchthing8 Annihilation hands down.

@@onetruth2014 You are very welcome sir!

@EthnoEuropean's CountriesAreBeingInvaded sounds like you need what your kind would call a safe space.

The enactment is the best part. The review would be too long with the scenes included. Who hasn't seen them already though?

Was that real????

That sounds uncomfortable.

yo the thought of that is so fucking painful man

What? Nooo...

the disc yea

Alberto Arras You don't wipe shit with shit.

That just shows how distressed he was about this movie haha

I can't believe no-one replied with the old guys movie quote about the nutritional value of hot dogs.

Raw dogged it like a stone cold predator.

hot dog is sandwich

Lolol 🤣

Carol Elder that would be a twist better than the real one

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, :p doughnuts .... DOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ComedyByAJ I was wondering about that too… I wish he would go more into detail

Uh, hello, Moulin Rouge? John was fantastic!

Right has he not seen "the pest" ??? Iconic film

tina flowers 😂😂 Truly a masterpiece in our time

No it's not. It's actually a pretty good idea. Birdbox ripped it off so it can't be that bad.

Mark Wahlberg's character would fit perfectly in The Room. His performance matches and they could say "Oh hi Mark" to him.

Bingo!

He slow braised himself before stepping into the pit. XD

dntm123 He was also good in 'Chef' and did solid voice acting in the 'Ice Age' movies.

dntm123 I honestly thought he was the only decent actor in this movie.

He pretty much good in everything beside this movie and super Mario bros

dntm123 He also was good enough in Kick-Ass 2

+dntm123 I'm surprised no one mentioned Moulin Rouge.

Colin Loftus It’s different dummy. BIRDBOX is when you look outside at a creature u die. And THE HAPPENING is toxic planets making humans die and it’s scientifically

but with the happening its mother nature fighting back

@@wavyyvibez3278 "and it’s scientifically" ............. You stopped in the middle of a sentence. That's not how English works bud.

But there is NOTHING hilarious about The Last Airbender....

Isabel Rentoul Its hilarious how awful it is compared to the incredible show.

MetallicaRules morw of a gut punch than funny

Metallica

Ikr, btw fuckin Slayer rules! \../

AstraVex Good word

"Split", "Glass"???!!!!!

That's pretty sad.

+Aseril haha!! I know how bad it is but I still enjoy it

you're not alone, I liked it too

It's the glimmers of what could have been that you probably see. The movie has charm. It's written impressively bad and acted even more hilariously. But there are good, charming ideas littered around it. Shyamalan is distinctive that's for sure. It's just plagued by a truly astounding level of incompetency and failure on so many levels; only outmatched by Tommy Wiseau.

stephanie wasling I totally agree. If it comes on TV I watch it. My sister and I thought it was purposefully made to be funny in that B movie kind of way. We laughed so hard when Mark Wahlberg(sp?) talks to that fake plant.

Shane Barry Now you know you're watching a movie

Same haha

he actually reenact them pretty well

It's actually better that he reenacts most of the scenes because the actual scenes are too awful to watch. So count your blessings, lol.

Jose V I know right? He's pretty much spot on with his reenactments. Which is just sad for the film..

yeah their delivery always fucking sucks

Laverne Blaszczyk Regrettably

+Laverne Blaszczyk Emily Deschanel from Bones is her sister. The Deschanels make Jennifer Aniston (most overrated actress of today) look like she's in the same league as Meryl Streep or my personal favorite actress, Thandie Newton. Yeah the Deschanel sisters are terrible actresses...

King Eclipse they're both cute, in a slightly quirky way, and that probably explains most of their success. The lead character on Bones is supposed to be a bit weird, highly intelligent but borderline autistic or the like, and I think that Emily relies on that too much.

So you are talking about the two sisters being bad actors and you don't realize that Mark is one of the worst actors ever. Emily isn't even a bad actor