Stephen’s A-list: Top 5️⃣ things WRONG with the Dallas Cowboys! 🤠🚨 | First Take 

"I WANT TO SEE THE KIDS CRYING!!" No chill 😂😂😂😂

Stephen A. has no chill. He wants to see the kids tears! 😅🤣😂

This is a 100M dollar performance right here. Pay the man ESPN! 😎

Give this man his money…… this is real entertainment 😂😂😂😂

1. Jerry Jones GM decisions 2. Jerry Jones Contract decisions 3. Jerry Jones inability to shut up 4. Jerry Jones 5. Jerry Jones

That man said I want to see the kids crying lol boy I am dead 😂😂😂

Top 5 things wrong with the cowboys as a segment is crazy

NO FLUIDITY!!!!!! Is this The first time EVER that Stephen’s A List is not fluid….SHOCKER!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Stephen A has been waiting for this moment all his life, although he gets to live it every week😂

Stephen A Smith is Roasting the Dallas cowboys THIS IS SUPER BAD IN DALLAS BUT ALLAS😂😂😂😂

Statpadcott is so overrated

Stephen’s the goat 🐐 of roasting the cowboys 😂😂😂😂

Not the kids😭

The way SAS said "that's 35 years ago"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣hilarious

This is an undisputed A+++ list from Stephen A

Stephen A deserves to do this to the Cowboys!! 😂😂😂

The Cowboys spoiled Jerry Jones birthday party. 😂😂😂😂😂

Bruh said put the kids where I can see them😂😂😂😂😂

What’s wrong with the Dallas cowboys is the DETROIT LIONS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

This has to be SAS best birthday ever 😂

As a Cowboy fan I stand with this list

Not the kids!!!!! 😢

Bruh be so tough on ALASS 😂😂😂😂😂man he crazy😅

Man this might be Stephen A best take of all time put them kids back on that camera 💀 🤣🤣🤣

Right on Uncle Jerry's bday! 😂😂😂

Stephen A just made my day 😂😂😂😂

The Allas Cowboys🤣🤣🤣 This man literally laughed at kids crying/being upset at the Cowboys. Sinister work🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Top 5 Things Wrong With The Cowboys. 5: The Players 4: Coaching Staff 3: The Media 2: The Fans 1: Jerry Jones

I’m a cowboy fan and this list is accurate

Dylan voice from the chappelle show: 1. Jerry 2. Jerry 3. Jerry 4. Jerry 5. Jerry

The greatest episode and cowboy destruction of all time. I'm just glad I got to see it live... It was glorious. Max level disrespect... Beginning of the show to the end... Perfect

"they've been annoying American citizens for years" 🤣🤣🤣

I gotta be real. I've been a Cowboys fan, my whole life. I'm thirty seven the best part about our misery is you on Monday mornings 😂😂😂 any fan that's been watching them as long as I have all you can do is laugh at this point

You gotta be diabolical to laugh at kids crying 😂😂

STEPHEN A' MENACE 😂😂😂😂

I see why Stephen A get paid so much 😂😂😂😂😂

The gift that keeps on giving. I love that America can come together this time of year. 😂

Biggest Problem with Cowboys is Jerry Jones. If he stays out of the Limelight be the owner only , team will go far , but Jerry wants all attention n glory

1Jerry Jones 2Jerry Jones 3Jerry Jones 4Jerry Jones 5Jerry Jones

Where the cowboys fans at? They’re all missing, come out from hiding yall 😂😂

The only thing missing from the way Stephen A Smith is destroying the cowboys today is playing the Kendrick not like us instrumental in the background lol 😅😅😅😅😅😅

I'm suprised SAS is still allowed in Dallas 😂

Laughing at the kids in the montage is diabolical. 😂😂😂

Another Epic Cowboys roast…😂😂😂😂 shout out to the Cowboy camera crew, Stella job guys, the children not even safe anymore 😂😂😂😂

#1 paying mediocre players money they don’t deserve

as a cowboys fan this is wild segment

lol you would’ve thought the cowboys was the only team that played yesterday

I think Stephen A. Just earned his $25M contract. That was funny af

As a fan of my Cowboys only Stephen A can talk about us. Why!?! Lmao because he is a class act. intellectually , Jovially , and hilariously personified worthy of the epic mockeries he makes of us…in a way after a loss Stephen enables us to be obnoxious fan because he brings a smile back to our face and I can laugh off the pain and disappointment they brought about and go right back to we still go win the super-bowl or kill it next week. You got to love him and sports to appreciate how genius Stephen A truly is . Can’t wait to meet him someday . Oh but don’t let us get a dub then he is jus the total opposite looking pitiful and remorseful not much to say 😂😭😭 then be like oh u jus wait in see an accident waiting to happen… always a continuous sage-way into this great spectacle thats is the Allure and aura of Americas Team which is richly enhanced by the Legendary Stephen A Smith .

Awesome 5 reasons and the fans continue to line Jerry's pockets by paying for those tickets and useless jerseys!

Nick Wright: “so I’m moving dak up the mountain and purdy moving down.”

This right here is why ESPN pays Stephen A millions of dollars. He’s not just a sports analyst but he’s also an entertainer. This is too funny 😂

Woody nem sitting in dem chairs, waiting on Steven A looking lik the 3 stooges

Where are all those delusional Cowboys fans yapping all week who said they had beaten the Lions six times in a row, and it would be the same results?

Best segment this season!!

The most epic SAS Dallas rant ever!! Love it!

HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS?!?! lmfao Edit: Also Dak is easily the main problem. Zero TDs and excuse after excuse

This was the greatest First Take Ever! 😂 🤠

#1 and #2 are very interchangeable 😂

Vintage Stephan A. This was hilarious.

I was in a house full of Cowboy Fans when Montana hit Clark for The Catch in 81. This is almost as good. LOL>

As an ex Cowboys fan it is a night and day difference being a Packers fan.

The Allas Cowboys is demon work by SAS. I needed this, especially since the Giants are so sad this year. They are unwatchable.

As a cowboys fan I AM GALD THIS IS GOING ON. Because DAM LOL

He couldn’t wait for this segmenr 😂😂😂😂😂😂

At least he didn't blame Dak

Nobody: SAS: C’mon Jerry!! 😂😂😂

As a longtime diehard cowboys fan we deserve every bit of smoke 🫣

Dak Prescott is the No. 1 reason the Cowboys suck.

I love it,, keep em coming

SAS is the new Pinky nukka! “I WANNA SEE THE KIDS CRY” 😂💀

Cowboys have had the same problem since the start of 2023…they lack the dynamic variety of playmakers to match fire with fire. They have no run game and their OL got worse. Idk how they’ll fare against playoff level offenses. You can’t just spawn more talented weapons.Also the owner is clown

"It ain't that fluid" is CRAZY 😂😂😂

“Ya disgusting, nauseating, no good ykw” 😂😂😂

If Dallas and Jerry Jones ever gets things together it’s going to be a terrible day for Stephen and Smith

Which intern needs to be fired for not properly justifying the numbers in the list? Come on ESPN 🤦‍♂

Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣💀children children 😂 🤣 sas funny af😅

Boy dat opening was everything😂😂 I didn’t even have to read the board

Did we ever see one of these for the Bengals this year? Or any of the other teams underperforming? Nope, they just want to continue to nonstop torment the Cowboys and their fans. This fan base deals with more unwarranted bullying than any other fan base.

Dam Steven A. The kids😂

The best use for Zeke at this point is to stay in the backfield to protect Dak. He isnt afraid to block, and is probably better than half the O-line. We need a deion sanders type of player that can work on offense and defense. Lamb could probably adjust. I've been a Dallas fan since 1969, when I was 6.

People were talking about how Dan Quinn was a big issue when it came to the cowboys defense last year in big games (not saying he doesn't deserve some blame) but it looks like he was the only thing keeping the defense from falling completely apart. Now he's cooking on a rebuilding commanders team that looks like they might win the NFC East in his very first year. Quinn was a much more valuable part than the cowboys thought and they should've made him their HC not this year but last year.

Man I’m 32 been a Cowboys fan my whole life! First game ever was against the Saints a few weeks back , I was so dam upset how we lost 😂 best part about my Trip was the Brisket sandwich I got from Buckeys lol

I watched this 3 times. I'm dying over here😂

This was HILARIOUS!!!

1. FANS 2. FANS 3. FANS 4. FANS 5. PRESCOTT

God anytime the cowboys lose this badly, i just know its gonna be a great monday on first take

However you may feel about SAS and ESPN, this will never not be funny. Stephen A got no chill man 5:23 😂😭

When are the paper bags going to emerge😂😂😂😂

This was top-notch

He should have used Baby Stephen A for this😂😂😂😂😂

As a Cowboys fan, I've been saying we are going 5-12 all year. We're going all in for travis hunter!

Why is Rico catching all these strays bro I’m crying 😂😂😂😂

5:29 sounds like Mark Hamill Joker for a second 🤣🤣

Stephen a is great epic at his job his views on issues not so much but i give him credit very entertaining 😅😂

As a cowboys fan we have not said that we going to the Super Bowl this year. I’ve seen a lot say that we won’t even make it to the playoffs

I already knew what number 1 was before I seen the list 😂😂

I love this. Southern Steve is gospel television. 🤠😂😂😂😂

Love or hate him this man is entertaining as tf 😂😂

This is sooo good😂😂