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Stephen Colbert Learns How To Act Like A Kiwi In Wellington, New Zealand 

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Prominent New Zealand celebrities Lucy Lawless ("Xena: Warrior Princess") and Bret McKenzie ("Flight of the Conchords") show Stephen around the town of Wellington and offer him tips on how to blend in as a local. #Colbert #LSSCinNZ #NewZealand
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Комментарии : 4 тыс.   
@LianaSeini
@LianaSeini 3 года назад
The classic kiwi reaction to anyone who is famous - “ I see you but I will pretend I don’t and will not acknowledge you” - but when I get home “guess who I saw today !!” lol
@ankhera
@ankhera 3 года назад
Or "that guy looks familiar, but I can't remember his name. Just smile and nod. Don't make contact. Oh God, he's coming over... Why is he acting like he knows me? Oh no..." Then you realise who it is, get nervous and fan-girl.
@johnhenson3875
@johnhenson3875 3 года назад
It's the same reaction for everyone in NZ, no matter if it's a celebrity or someone u went to school with
@Pookie0504kb
@Pookie0504kb 3 года назад
sounds like Berlin 😂
@zeddy2284
@zeddy2284 3 года назад
lmaoo me and my friend when we saw teeks and flight of the conchords, walked straight past then told the fam at dinner
@stevethea5250
@stevethea5250 3 года назад
@@ankhera timestamp
@mateypotatey6362
@mateypotatey6362 4 года назад
Here in New Zealand health care is a ‘right’ and gun ownership is a ‘privilege’ in America gun ownership is a ‘right’ & health care a ‘privilege’. Bit of a head scratcher
@kethanraman944
@kethanraman944 4 года назад
One should a be a right of every citizen another should be a right of every citizen until that citizen demonstrates they should not have that right.
@simonscott1121
@simonscott1121 4 года назад
@@kethanraman944 You could be right, but that sounds like hard work, so it's not surprising really that both Australia and NZ took a shortcut on the 2nd.
@notroll1279
@notroll1279 4 года назад
In most countries outside the US, only few people ever find gun ownership desirable in the first place.
@AwesomesMan
@AwesomesMan 4 года назад
Alright.. gonna have to go ice my burn..
@santiagokiwi3187
@santiagokiwi3187 4 года назад
@@kethanraman944 "another should be a right of every citizen until that citizen demonstrates they should not have that right". You just described what a privilege is.
@rubylovesbooks
@rubylovesbooks 4 года назад
new zealanders dont really care abt people being famous we just tend to let them live, like lorde lives in my neighbourhood and like no one really cares
@toniadams2993
@toniadams2993 4 года назад
Ummmm... What?
@shazzy0950
@shazzy0950 4 года назад
Yup so true haha
@rocker4577
@rocker4577 4 года назад
Like really?
@troywakefield9250
@troywakefield9250 4 года назад
Yeah dude we don’t hound people here we let them live their lives.
@Hoobyj
@Hoobyj 4 года назад
I think that is pretty much the same for locals everywhere. The only people who care are tourists and paparazi, since they aren't used to it or are trying to exploit it.
@charlottelee8233
@charlottelee8233 4 года назад
Dude I was on the waterfront when they filmed this I was so confused what Stephen Colbert was doing here haha
@TrickOrRetreat
@TrickOrRetreat 4 года назад
🤗
@bobbobbly7900
@bobbobbly7900 4 года назад
trying to bolster a pathetic prime minister....her failure after failure have to be covered by some thing ,so what better than a has been us talk show host. that our media go all google eyed at...keeps the idiots occupied...ps it came at a pretty penny as well..hope that is declared on labours donation list
@bobbobbly7900
@bobbobbly7900 4 года назад
@Graeme Pedersen of course your kidding aren't you?people in u.s who watch colbert aren't travellers...mainly couch potatoes
@Letsmarchishere
@Letsmarchishere 4 года назад
Hahahahaha..he was trying to be your president
@Billy_The_Dog
@Billy_The_Dog 4 года назад
@@bobbobbly7900 Not a Labour support at all, but I'd rather have her as a PM than that wet blanket Simon!
@tandoori-flame
@tandoori-flame 4 года назад
Stephen: “Are you proud of your country?” Them: “Yes” Stephen: “I miss that feeling” 😂
@Jayden-xn9xo
@Jayden-xn9xo 4 года назад
Misty Meadows it must suck with the whole world thinking of the USA as the laughing stock of the world... Most of us dont care about the Republicans but Trump is just funny (in a bad way), childish and a complete idiot
@OneKindWord
@OneKindWord 4 года назад
@Misty Meadows Yeah, no
@jeric_synergy8581
@jeric_synergy8581 4 года назад
@Misty Meadows , poor deluded baby.
@MichaelFlynn0
@MichaelFlynn0 4 года назад
@Misty Meadows - people like you have disgraced the America that people around the world once celebrated. Now - not so much.
@karlmnz
@karlmnz 4 года назад
@Misty Meadows We will take Steven no problem, as for you........yeah,nah.
@pixiewankanobi1844
@pixiewankanobi1844 4 года назад
"How much of your national economy is based on whimsy?" What a breathtaking compliment!
@feebeedoc78
@feebeedoc78 4 года назад
Pixie Wan Kanobi Thank you Stephen for championing and pandering to our whimsy 😘
@Sujowi
@Sujowi 4 года назад
And your name is Pixie! ... that's whimsy nailed!! Well done! I'm off now to do some whimsy today, I feel it is my national duty.
@rockleesmile
@rockleesmile 4 года назад
@@Sujowi
@GS-wz1ud
@GS-wz1ud 4 года назад
Tourism is the whimsy economy; like, let's jump off a bridge.
@60bangz
@60bangz 4 года назад
As a kiwi this was hard to watch because of how accurate it was
@MrKDollarSign
@MrKDollarSign 4 года назад
"do you have sausage sizzles?" "when I was younger, I needed the money." HAHAHAHA
@markaurelius61
@markaurelius61 4 года назад
@Pluralizes Everythings Me for example.
@pieceofmymind3
@pieceofmymind3 4 года назад
I don't get this joke
@strive8793
@strive8793 4 года назад
@@pieceofmymind3 prostitution joke
@diazinth
@diazinth 4 года назад
@@strive8793 you could also argue it's a joke on american economic policies
@Jordan-bo4nv
@Jordan-bo4nv 3 года назад
STRIVE can you explain it pls I’m a cabbage
@anEyePhil
@anEyePhil 4 года назад
I’m an Aussie and I love our Kiwi cousins and the Land of the Long White Cloud. And I respect the Haka even though the All Blacks always beat the Wallabies. ANZAC respect.
@PeterLucasathome
@PeterLucasathome 4 года назад
Good on ya Mate!
@davidvisser9239
@davidvisser9239 4 года назад
Phil Anderton well said
@tamou_whanau1441
@tamou_whanau1441 4 года назад
Oh yay! The first nice comment I've seen from our fellow Australian so far. There is hope for us getting along. Thanks alot man, very much appreciated.
@halloweenjack4482
@halloweenjack4482 4 года назад
Aussie is a great country too Phil - lived there for five years! Haha and we don't always win. All the best cousin!
@emrecck
@emrecck 4 года назад
Respect from Atatürk’s nation 🙏🏻
@gabiluch87
@gabiluch87 4 года назад
“It’s Italian food” The entire country of Italy just had a heart attack
@Kallen
@Kallen 4 года назад
How was World War 3 started? “Well, Lucy Lawless called canned spaghetti on white bread Italian food. It just kind of went down hill from there. Italy teamed up with France who were still upset about American French Fries and China who were upset at what people in the west did to Chinese food. America, New Zealand and Britain teamed up because they are all about bastardizing original cuisine. Switzerland stayed neutral as is tradition.”
@e1ectroniKa
@e1ectroniKa 4 года назад
gabiluch87 don’t take it literally
@Quebecoisegal
@Quebecoisegal 4 года назад
Yeah, canned spaghetti is best avoided!
@marcusanderson9042
@marcusanderson9042 4 года назад
@@Kallen Best comment on here. LOL!
@StellaMariaGiulia
@StellaMariaGiulia 4 года назад
I don't think canned spaghetti even exist in Italy.
@wpl6661
@wpl6661 4 года назад
My favorite part was when they were pedaling the croc vehicle and the woman was walking as fast as they were moving.
@AyratHungryStudent
@AyratHungryStudent 4 года назад
Damn, I wanted to write a similar comment. It looked really weird. Like if they were driving a car and someone would be walking nearby with the same speed.
@flangekiwi
@flangekiwi 4 года назад
They were on the waterfront: no cars👍🏽
@GS-wz1ud
@GS-wz1ud 4 года назад
First gear, walking speed. So they were sit walking...lol.
@ojisankusai
@ojisankusai 4 года назад
I liked that, and then I also enjoyed, like, the scene immediately afterwards that showed *another* croc cart cutting them off. The absurdity of the entire segment was...well, entirely whimsical, and probably netted NZ's GDP an extra hundred grand.
@Guitarisforgrins
@Guitarisforgrins 4 года назад
You don't take the Crocmobile if you're trying to get to work on time. That thing is a pleasure cruiser.
@jakelaurence30
@jakelaurence30 4 года назад
I think I had a stroke listening to him sing our national anthem
@RaeCarson
@RaeCarson 4 года назад
I think HE had a stroke trying to sing your national anthem.....
@mateypotatey6362
@mateypotatey6362 4 года назад
Rae Carson internet tough guy. Bet you’re hard as butter 👍🏻
@Pikapal1
@Pikapal1 4 года назад
no maori :/
@skylarangelheart9542
@skylarangelheart9542 4 года назад
i was laughing so hard when he sang that 😂
@tamou_whanau1441
@tamou_whanau1441 4 года назад
Its alright we dont know know their anthem either.
@baxtersonline
@baxtersonline 2 года назад
As an English person who grew up in London and then moved to Wellington the one thing that really struck me is how little Wellingtonians care about celebrities. I’ve seen half the All Blacks team and Taika Waititi on separate occasions just walk into busy bars and have a beer/some food and hardly anyone bats an eyelid. My favourite story was when some friends of mine were at a restaurant in town and Jacina Ardern showed up with her husband but they got turned away because they were fully booked. They took it on the chin and went somewhere else. Famous people don’t expect/get any special treatment and regular Wellingtonians aren’t bothered by them. In London it’s all screaming and swarming for selfies and whatever but over here it’s just yep you’re another person
@jamesallen4050
@jamesallen4050 11 месяцев назад
That happens around my way with the UK royals. The local shopkeeper told the then Prince Charles that he was out of stock of the local newspaper. When the prince's protection officer pointed at a copy behind the counter. The shopkeeper said it had someone's name on it, which the prince accepted happily, and left without it.
@magnetiktrax
@magnetiktrax 4 года назад
Stephen: how do you say yes? Bret: *yis* God I miss _Flight of the Conchords_
@richardrobbin2731
@richardrobbin2731 4 года назад
VodkaHindJelly Me too & he drank a beer without having to immediately take a toilet break 👍😉
@ccppurcell
@ccppurcell 4 года назад
He may be did He maybe did what?
@goyasolidar
@goyasolidar 4 года назад
"You have not achieved bun technology." I laughed entirely too hard at this.
@Kiki-cs8xv
@Kiki-cs8xv 4 года назад
Sad that they didn't introduce him to the classic kiwi Cream Bun... which is really just more white bread, but sweeter.
@keriszymanski1988
@keriszymanski1988 4 года назад
Kiki ll
@smaragdwolf1
@smaragdwolf1 4 года назад
Dear New Zealand Friends, as german im heartbroken to hear that you didnt aquire Bun-Technology yet. Please Contact our Officials to receive your Start-Package for baking Bread ^_^ Its not actually Bread, but please take this as proof, of how serious we are about the Art of Baking delicious Bread ;o ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-YSAqTdc-Y2g.html
@LincolnRon
@LincolnRon 4 года назад
@@smaragdwolf1 The only country I know of that has worse bread than Germany is Haiti. The top 5 best in my opinion are: Greece > USA > China > Egypt > Israel
@smaragdwolf1
@smaragdwolf1 4 года назад
@@LincolnRon uhh careful my Friend xD to say that the USA has better bread than Germany is the kind of Statement that caused Wars in the Past ;o Good Bread can be found in many places around the World, depending on your taste.....but even the cheapest german Bread is good compared to US-Bread ;)
@StaceWah
@StaceWah 2 года назад
I used to watch this video a fair bit throughout 2021 while I was waiting and hoping for NZ borders to reopen so I could move to NZ, something I'd wanted to do for years. I arrived in NZ on a one-way flight four weeks ago and just remembered how much of a boost the Newest Zealander videos used to give me. So, now I'm watching this video for the first time from my new Kiwi home and just so grateful it's finally been possible 😭😭 I love you, Aotearoa, and all your beautiful people ❤️ 💕
@JamesPrime1
@JamesPrime1 4 года назад
It’s so funny seeing him in literally the places I’m at almost everyday!
@JamesPrime1
@JamesPrime1 4 года назад
Frank Blackcrow Hahahaha. Not so much the pub, but right on the water front.
@valeria231000
@valeria231000 4 года назад
it`s a beautiful Place , You Are a Lucky Guy.
@locarno24
@locarno24 3 года назад
Loving the star-wars heavy pub.
@finleyc5493
@finleyc5493 4 года назад
As a kiwi this was hard to watch because of how accurate it was
@bc0150
@bc0150 4 года назад
They stole all of Australia's food... typical kiwis
@bc0150
@bc0150 4 года назад
and the sayings... yer na is an Australian thing....
@TheTexan83
@TheTexan83 4 года назад
Aside from the not free "free healthcare"
@Hellknight27
@Hellknight27 4 года назад
@@bc0150 It is 'Yeah, nah' and we leave the stealing of things to your convict island :P
@bc0150
@bc0150 4 года назад
@@Hellknight27 lewl.... ok boomer
@leonxl
@leonxl 4 года назад
“Are you proud of your country here?” “Oh yeah, Love it, Love it.” “I miss that feeling.” Lol 😂😆
@alc4117
@alc4117 3 года назад
“Are you proud of your country?” “Yeah.” “Huh. I miss that feeling” Lmao
@rowni
@rowni 4 года назад
"You know who they are, and this is your reaction?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 kiwis just tryna get through their day mate!! Hahahah
@studyinnewzealandfreeinfor4989
@studyinnewzealandfreeinfor4989 4 года назад
Stephen's reaction when he hears Sweet As is priceless.
@hanaj
@hanaj 4 года назад
Study in New Zealand : Free Information and Advice it sounds like sweet ass to us. Like you bet your sweet ass
@BlueSky-oe4fn
@BlueSky-oe4fn 4 года назад
Yeah 😂..my aunt crutches her pearls when she went there. She thought ppl were talking about her rump.
@Taurencowpew
@Taurencowpew 4 года назад
@@BlueSky-oe4fn OMG clutches or "crutches"? Hmm cultural differences are larger than I thought. Maybe they were talking about her fanny...
@tomjones6861
@tomjones6861 4 года назад
Sweet as mate
@marahbadrian
@marahbadrian 4 года назад
@@Anonnnnomus have been on both islands?
@guibox3
@guibox3 4 года назад
"Did you have sausage sizzle?" "Well, when I was younger I needed the money." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
@peterpain6625
@peterpain6625 4 года назад
So that's how he's got the job at CBS ;)
@nellicaanic6481
@nellicaanic6481 4 года назад
guibox3 z
@0Vegeta0
@0Vegeta0 4 года назад
as a kiwi that joke went over my head at first because to raise money in NZ as a youngster you do have a sausage sizzle, kind of like kids in the US might sell cookies or "candy"
@MsHGH1
@MsHGH1 4 года назад
@@0Vegeta0 Yes me too. Took me a while, lol!
@peterjm5707
@peterjm5707 4 года назад
I spent a month in New Zealand, it is the most beautiful country I've ever visited, its amazing
@Longtack55
@Longtack55 4 года назад
I spent 62 years in New Zealand and four years elsewhere (35 countries) including two in the USA and you're right!
@judis6224
@judis6224 3 года назад
No
@TokelauInTech
@TokelauInTech 4 года назад
Omg other kiwis watching this and cringing when Lucy Data “oh chur” lol girrrrll relax
@fordboy
@fordboy 4 года назад
Cringed at her the whole video
@bettyjunemiriateokareti5422
@bettyjunemiriateokareti5422 4 года назад
Chee Hoo there's always gana be haters🤔🤔🤔🤔
@themeadowsharry
@themeadowsharry 4 года назад
@solzseal you got the your/you're in the wrong places...
@themeadowsharry
@themeadowsharry 4 года назад
I know aye, I was just cringing hard to how hard she was trying to throw in as many slang words as possible, and you can tell she never says them by how she says them
@MementoX1013
@MementoX1013 4 года назад
@@fordboy As an American, I'd be thrilled to have that be the most embarrassing thing people think of my country. I thought she was delightful.
@Balaskh
@Balaskh 4 года назад
Nonchalantly dropping the bomb “When I was younger, I needed the money” I died and came back to life
@GoldSag1
@GoldSag1 4 года назад
I did too! I don't think they got the stripper reference 😂😂
@ojisankusai
@ojisankusai 4 года назад
The amount of time it took for the audience to get the joke was surprising. But once they got it, the laughter just intensified like a roar increasing in volume. I love jokes like that, and hearing the delayed reaction.
@coffeemachtspass
@coffeemachtspass 4 года назад
Lucy’s reaction was the best part.
@ernestomarcos0103
@ernestomarcos0103 4 года назад
@@coffeemachtspass Lol, and her face after he said the two fingers were what Cosmo said was the best way to please a man. Priceless.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 4 года назад
I can't press like enough. I forget how much we are like Kiwis and what we owe to them til I see this: Australia sees, salutes and raises you one, bro.
@kiwibrazo3301
@kiwibrazo3301 4 года назад
chur bro! much appreciated
@lzot
@lzot 4 года назад
sigh.. Oz has changed too much in recent years though. Really enjoyed my time in NZ. Its like Oz used to be and should never have left behind.
@quiltygal6981
@quiltygal6981 4 года назад
As an Aussie this made me want to emigrate to NZ
@DresdenShuffle
@DresdenShuffle 4 года назад
As an Aussie I can easily say our country is shit, has been for a while and is turning into a mini America. If I could afford to move to NZ I'd be out of this country right now. So salute to all the Kiwis out there.
@Perfidion
@Perfidion 4 года назад
Imagine if we combined our two nations collective sports prowess. No one would beat us at anything ever again.
@volatilecheese12
@volatilecheese12 3 года назад
Bruh when they didn't clean the table after themselves my vision went a little red. Kiwi's are not like that
@browsman2328
@browsman2328 3 года назад
In the US the people who work for celebrities do that, they call them gofers, you know go fer this go fer that
@kaywilliams5673
@kaywilliams5673 Год назад
Yes, me too.
@erinconrad1335
@erinconrad1335 4 года назад
My son and his wife moved to NZ last month - they're loving it. It's great to see some of their new country!
@alexanderforsman2166
@alexanderforsman2166 4 года назад
Currently writing Stephens version of the national anthem down, Will now and forever sing 'God evades New Zealand'.
@AARon-cw8tm
@AARon-cw8tm 4 года назад
Looking at the state of some super religious countries I'm kinda glad he does.
@Hellknight27
@Hellknight27 4 года назад
Considering we are a highly secular country, I like that better than 'God defend New Zealand'.
@Cbyneorne
@Cbyneorne 4 года назад
Blame the fact we were colonised by the British. Personally I think it would have been more amusing if they'd gone for the Maori version. I always find it funny listening to USAicans trying to pronounce polynesian words. It's usually the "ng" sound that trips them up. Or the rolled Rs.
@jakestolar8457
@jakestolar8457 4 года назад
@@Cbyneorne we're trying ok! If I hadn't learned that Wh = F I would have sounded like a real idiot when I visited NZ...
@shadowboxing7029
@shadowboxing7029 4 года назад
Lol that was the best part.
@SpangledOut
@SpangledOut 4 года назад
The only unrealistic thing about this is that they didnt sing the Te Reo version of the national anthem first.
@tewaewae
@tewaewae 4 года назад
wouldn't have worked with "God of Haitians"
@araz1027
@araz1027 4 года назад
with how he sang the English version I think that's a good thing XD. (poor guy our accent is so hard to understand).
@Chaitali2106
@Chaitali2106 4 года назад
Right
@superkiwistar
@superkiwistar 4 года назад
nobody sings the maori words, because nobody understands them. duh. it's like latin - redundant.
@Chaitali2106
@Chaitali2106 4 года назад
Yee
@daviddavies3637
@daviddavies3637 3 года назад
I thought "tosser" and "wanker" were universal greetings amongst Britain and its former colonies. The fact that you didn't bleep them out blew my mind.
@jasontodd9
@jasontodd9 3 года назад
The American equivalent terms are "Jerkoff" or "Jagoff."
@dcmastermindfirst9418
@dcmastermindfirst9418 29 дней назад
Those aren't considered rude to Americans.
@dcmastermindfirst9418
@dcmastermindfirst9418 29 дней назад
​@jasontodd9 Just goes to show that America is truly the only country who really changed
@MiN-ow9fr
@MiN-ow9fr 4 года назад
Your version of the National anthem was beyond hilarious 😂 😂 😂. It took me a second to catch it, stopped singing and start reading, burst out laughing so hard
@johnbaldock6353
@johnbaldock6353 4 года назад
"Tomorrow night i learn how too play Rugby, i will then be taking advantage of your free health care"😂
@mori1bund
@mori1bund 4 года назад
Isn't American Football actually Rugby for pussies? 😜😈
@iainlyall6475
@iainlyall6475 4 года назад
@@mori1bund not sure about the rugby bit, but definately for pussies :-))
@trevorvanbremen4718
@trevorvanbremen4718 4 года назад
@@mori1bund - American Football is basically rugby with everyone wearing a mattress and the obligatory ad breaks every 20 seconds
@flangekiwi
@flangekiwi 4 года назад
Hahaha...that's when he'll find out Brett was wrong about Tourists not needing Health Insurance .... They do👍🏽 Charity begins in the home, and we take care of our own 🌷🌻🌷
@martianunlimited
@martianunlimited 4 года назад
Yups.. ACC covers everyone in New Zealand, including tourists but only for accidents and emergencies though..
@jono-fr4ih
@jono-fr4ih 4 года назад
This is probably the best thing Stephen’s done. He should do it more often.
@Traveller281
@Traveller281 4 года назад
Well there is around 190 countries to visit still where he hasn't been on TV, I'm sure some catch his attention.
@MM-dq2pi
@MM-dq2pi 4 года назад
he comes off as a second rate Conan. He should have ditched the suit the whole time.
@putikeswarasudarsono
@putikeswarasudarsono 4 года назад
no, I think this is more Conan thing. Stephen is best at monologue and Conan is best at improvisations.
@Yvaelle
@Yvaelle 4 года назад
He did a Russia trip a few years back that was pretty good, this is better though :)
@b.jr.7816
@b.jr.7816 4 года назад
jo no Yeah and call it “Colbert Without Borders”
@9811267028
@9811267028 4 года назад
I am married to a kiwi!! Best men on earth 🥰❤️😘
@judis6224
@judis6224 3 года назад
Don't agree.
@tamadrummer1nz
@tamadrummer1nz 2 года назад
Thanks
@patrickvanrinsvelt4466
@patrickvanrinsvelt4466 3 года назад
I am an ex-pat Yank living in NZ now for over 20 years now. I'll never call anywhere else home anymore. This little heaven on Earth is just way too special. Kia kaha!
@Buttercup697
@Buttercup697 4 года назад
I ate VERY WELL in NZ!! Fresh green mussels! Lamb chops, the freshest organic veggies and stone fruits, and pies of every kind! The creamiest fattiest cheeses! The best farmers market bacon sandwich ever!! And don’t forget the AMAZING wines!!! 🍷 Spy Valley & Rippon & so many more!! wow!! Need to go back!)
@daddymuggle
@daddymuggle 4 года назад
Sssshhhhhhhhhhh They'll all want to come if you tell them about the real food. Nah, yeah, it's all white bread and canned spaghetti. Have you tried a spaghetti pizza yet?
@PikachooUpYou
@PikachooUpYou 4 года назад
daddymuggle pssst...choice eh...spaghetti based pizza with cheese, bacon, sliced tomatoes and dried oregano was my childhood family fav 👍🏻
@KylieNewman
@KylieNewman 4 года назад
Fake news, Kiwi's would never leave a public outdoor table dirty.
@junelott7405
@junelott7405 4 года назад
Don't worry the seagulls will have made short work of the left overs
@its_a_timon
@its_a_timon 4 года назад
yeah hardout, I cringed a lil bit at that.
@josephneider7332
@josephneider7332 4 года назад
@@its_a_timon "hardout"
@donjorvead2431
@donjorvead2431 4 года назад
Always put your rubbish away lads
@its_a_timon
@its_a_timon 4 года назад
@@josephneider7332 yip another kiwi bit of slang
@dylanchangedeverythingfore1312
@dylanchangedeverythingfore1312 4 года назад
I am STILL in love with Lucy Lawless... Ten years after her program she still is stunning. I just love hearing her talk... Especially about what her mother taught her
@emma9077
@emma9077 4 года назад
I have been living in NZ for a couple of years now, and I can assure you, pies and the good old sausage roll are a lot more popular than whatever they had there haha.
@12jnixon
@12jnixon 4 года назад
Yeah, those were more what we eat at home, or grew up with, rather than what you buy from a shop.
@tamadrummer1nz
@tamadrummer1nz 2 года назад
Can't beat a hot dog/sausage outside the warehouse tho
@MiladJPanah
@MiladJPanah 4 года назад
Are you proud of your country ??? oh, yeah... Stephen: I miss that feeling...
@quasarsavage
@quasarsavage 4 года назад
Yep. sad
@istdochallesegal3427
@istdochallesegal3427 4 года назад
Yeah, no
@olaolech5438
@olaolech5438 4 года назад
Me too, but I'm from Poland
@iainlyall6475
@iainlyall6475 4 года назад
@@olaolech5438 same here and i'm from canada
@PaulLemars01
@PaulLemars01 4 года назад
Yeah, me too. I'm British and I live in the USA. Yes, I know.
@paoloviray2799
@paoloviray2799 4 года назад
"Look out, redhead!" -Xena 2019 Loled a little too much at that
@geniemeadows5122
@geniemeadows5122 4 года назад
It was rude.
@SliceofKris
@SliceofKris 4 года назад
if only she said ranger
@tomjones6861
@tomjones6861 4 года назад
We usually say ging a down under for red heads but it can be offensive
@geniemeadows5122
@geniemeadows5122 4 года назад
@Tom Jones...yeah redheads suffer a lot especially at school. Ironic as many women dye theirhair red as it's pretty.
@sparkyenergia
@sparkyenergia 4 года назад
@@SliceofKris Not sure if the kiwi's use ranga. Aussies definitely do. (I'm an Aussie, not a ranga).
@bennyinferno1176
@bennyinferno1176 4 года назад
I’m a kiwi and can’t imagine why USA doesn’t have public health care. I was thinking of starting a dollar a day charity that would help fund medical bills for the poor in the US.
@dice3704
@dice3704 4 года назад
They waste taxpayers money on wars instead for education and healthcare .
@kellyk.8519
@kellyk.8519 4 года назад
It's crazy to think they don't have health care, in Australia its free also, same with alot of European countries, I don't understand why America is left in the dark ages with it's health care.
@dice3704
@dice3704 4 года назад
@@kellyk.8519 because they are ignorant due to lacking education, and vote for idiots , and think socialism is communism.
@nathanpearson8915
@nathanpearson8915 4 года назад
Di Ce because they are responsible for protecting most of the world
@kellyk.8519
@kellyk.8519 4 года назад
@@nathanpearson8915 I don't think so, The Queen of England has 53 countries under her Commonwealth. Including my Country Australia.
@udraj914
@udraj914 4 года назад
Xena... brings back memories. we were crazy about her as kids
@agentofchaos7081
@agentofchaos7081 4 года назад
Taika Waititi should’ve been in New Zealand while Stephen was around
@jillfoster900
@jillfoster900 4 года назад
To true but he has been on Stephens show.
@robynandrews4384
@robynandrews4384 4 года назад
He's hilarious.
@shubhamnema8281
@shubhamnema8281 4 года назад
I too thought that. It would've been great
@fiveeyes2811
@fiveeyes2811 4 года назад
Oh yeah..just what we need another Powhiri for a War Mongering 5 Eyes Propagandist and Influencer..he could give Clinton another 25 Mill of our Homeless Housing Money..and The Mi6 White Helmets..that no Syrian real Refugee from an ISIS held territory had ever seen or heard of another 20 mill of our homeless housing build money
@Astrobiologica
@Astrobiologica 4 года назад
I was there 2 weeks before him, went to the north and south
@TF_Tony
@TF_Tony 4 года назад
This is one of the most wholesome segments ever.
@rockleesmile
@rockleesmile 4 года назад
Totally agreed. It was wonderful. I wish he did this all the time in various places!
@michaeltraud5543
@michaeltraud5543 4 года назад
Visited NZ 3 months from Dec. 2018 until March 2019 and stayed 6 days in Welly (exactly Miramar) and I LOVED IT. So cool and inspiring. I want to send Stephen a „Good on ya!“
@TheCratsky
@TheCratsky 4 года назад
Lucy seems like she would be a great friend. Always there for a good time but willing to tell you like it is when necessary.
@tobiherbert4337
@tobiherbert4337 4 года назад
I already “headed south when things went south” -thanks NZ for so graciously welcoming me two months ago! Relocating from the States... best.decision.ever.
@nessavan8256
@nessavan8256 4 года назад
O for awesome!!
@rockleesmile
@rockleesmile 4 года назад
Congrats! I hope you find lots of happiness there. I'm hoping to head to Ireland myself to be with my gf.
@reubenblackwood8533
@reubenblackwood8533 4 года назад
Welcome! Remember, always blow on the pie.
@nessavan8256
@nessavan8256 4 года назад
@@reubenblackwood8533 wahahaha cause that pie has gone nuclear!
@kwerk2011
@kwerk2011 4 года назад
Safer communities together.
@deltav864
@deltav864 4 года назад
This is such a breath of wholesome fresh air compared to the smorgasbord of smells from the public toilet that is the news cycle.
@sujimtangerines
@sujimtangerines 4 года назад
Sounds like a good outline to make a Meanwhile intro!
@52ponybike
@52ponybike 4 года назад
Yes, the FOX News cycle.
@mhlib7569
@mhlib7569 3 года назад
Lucy Lawless is from New Zealand????? Man, New Zealand has everything.
@keirajones5062
@keirajones5062 4 года назад
" what do I need to know to be a kiwi ?" Tutira Mai nga iwi ...
@Sayaahh
@Sayaahh 4 года назад
@Jeri Brown tatou tatou e
@wilcocourt2063
@wilcocourt2063 4 года назад
@@Sayaahh what its Aue
@Lenny-ue8hk
@Lenny-ue8hk 4 года назад
how to locate fellow kiwis anywhere in the world
@liamhackston2507
@liamhackston2507 4 года назад
@@wilcocourt2063 it's the next word in the song
@edenbacani2988
@edenbacani2988 4 года назад
You aren’t a kiwi if you never did Kapa Haka
@AnnoyingKiwiDude
@AnnoyingKiwiDude 4 года назад
I'm proud to be a kiwi. NEW ZEALAND is awesome
@FeelItRising
@FeelItRising 4 года назад
A country I'd love to emigrate to
@AnnoyingKiwiDude
@AnnoyingKiwiDude 4 года назад
@@FeelItRising hmmm
@homie89916
@homie89916 4 года назад
lol. I m from oz, and i love new zealand.
@parsnipmcgee329
@parsnipmcgee329 4 года назад
It looks amazing. Take a tip from an old Seattleite: Don't go around bragging about how wonderful your home is!
@Optamizm
@Optamizm 4 года назад
New Zealanders love to steal Aussie stuff.
@GriefHammer
@GriefHammer 4 года назад
As a Wellington Kiwi living overseas, this made me incredibly homesick! Especially seeing them have a beer in my old local Goldings. Highly recommend anyone visiting Wellington pop in there. Damn I miss those crocodile bikes!
@scarletspidernz
@scarletspidernz 4 года назад
Hi from a fellow Wellingtonian :D
@FingonNZ
@FingonNZ 4 года назад
Same!
@TheNzFox
@TheNzFox 4 года назад
Sad they didn't show off the bucket fountain, although I saw that our new overlord the weird hand made it in. Seriously.....that thing is fucken creepy.....I don't know why its a thing, I don't know how its a thing....but I know its watching us www.newshub.co.nz/home/new-zealand/2019/08/wellington-city-council-admits-hand-statue-is-a-little-creepy.html
@MrMagmaman007
@MrMagmaman007 4 года назад
@@TheNzFox Should've shown him the beehive too!
@2Treesandahorse
@2Treesandahorse 4 года назад
Can't beat wellington on a good day.
@w4rhammr498
@w4rhammr498 3 года назад
I love seeing foreigners of New Zealand be like "what the hell is wrong with the world? This place is amazing!"
@RigorMortis1027
@RigorMortis1027 4 года назад
You have not yet achieved bun technology 😂😂😂😂😂
@mori1bund
@mori1bund 4 года назад
"I like walking!" - that's probably the most unamerican thing I've ever seen... 😁😂
@Pookie0504kb
@Pookie0504kb 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂👌
@peterpain6625
@peterpain6625 4 года назад
I half expected Colbert to say exactly that ;)
@shadowboxing7029
@shadowboxing7029 4 года назад
The first time I went to the US I found the lack of walking so strange. It made sense, it was just bizarre to see. My stupid self decided to walk to a few areas most people would have driven to just because I'm so used to it in Wellington. Some people who drove past looked at me like I was weird, even a dude on a bicycle lol.
@shadowboxing7029
@shadowboxing7029 4 года назад
@@kristopherthompson1342 Oh I had no idea. I thought it was just because it's so massive.
@sophier8709
@sophier8709 4 года назад
@@shadowboxing7029 really?? wow I had no idea!
@indraservo5764
@indraservo5764 4 года назад
How the hell Xena look like didn't age at all ? Blessing from Ares?
@ligeiaztomb2755
@ligeiaztomb2755 4 года назад
Holy crap yes. She looks AMAZING
@ComboBreakerHD
@ComboBreakerHD 4 года назад
She's a Cylon
@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342
@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342 4 года назад
I looked that good once when I was 12... Then life happened and I got unlucky I guess lol.
@henkwilliemadriannusvander1955
@henkwilliemadriannusvander1955 4 года назад
I am still having a clear image in my head of her nude scenes in Starz’s series Spartacus...😻
@danstiver9135
@danstiver9135 4 года назад
More like Lucy FLAWLESS
@sevenirises
@sevenirises 4 года назад
So fun to watch Stephen out and about. What a great country New Zealand is.
@eromacque
@eromacque 3 года назад
This is simply one of the best things ever. And watching it in 2020 makes me realize that things can and will get better.
@missah7
@missah7 4 года назад
This is the most wonderfully, wholesome family-friendly set of youtube comments I have ever seen! Kia ora everyone!
@Mogwai786
@Mogwai786 4 года назад
I've been to over 50 countries in my time. By far and away the best experience was New Zealand. Forget the breathtaking land, it's the people that make it special. Never met a more welcoming people.
@Dino-pq3eu
@Dino-pq3eu 4 года назад
Thank you😊
@Mogwai786
@Mogwai786 4 года назад
@@Dino-pq3eu No, thank YOU!
@ChristieNoble
@ChristieNoble 4 года назад
Aw! That's so sweet! I work in tourism and count it such a privilege so its lovely to hear people saying things like that. :)
@johnnewman9543
@johnnewman9543 3 года назад
Try Newfoundland some time. At worst a tie.
@jamestierney2531
@jamestierney2531 2 года назад
Up with kiwis!
@johnd5574
@johnd5574 3 года назад
I'm not familiar with McKenzie, but I'm a superfan of Lawless & Xena. LOVE her! ❤️
@staceycoe76
@staceycoe76 3 года назад
Describing a sausage sizzle as an opportunity is such subtle comedic genius! Lucy Lawless is hella funny throughout this video, in sneaky ways here and there :"D
@marcial.1636
@marcial.1636 4 года назад
Lucy Lawless beautiful as ever. I have such a crush on her during the whole Xena era. I love to visit New Zealand one day. Bucket list!
@Gauss6174
@Gauss6174 4 года назад
Same for sure, a badass beautiful warrior and loved her sidekick as well
@michaelwaynemartin3291
@michaelwaynemartin3291 4 года назад
Yeah, gotta admit I felt some familiar ancient stirrings. I think she is even more beautiful now that I've seen how hilarious she is.
@BitchofRome
@BitchofRome 4 года назад
@@michaelwaynemartin3291 Where have you been? This was pretty tame Lucy Lawless. The woman is a laugh riot.
@daddymuggle
@daddymuggle 4 года назад
Lucy's a national treasure
@michaelwaynemartin3291
@michaelwaynemartin3291 4 года назад
@@BitchofRome You take things in your own back yard for granted. Will be looking for more funny Lucy.
@AubreySciFi
@AubreySciFi 4 года назад
"This looks like a Pop Tart filled with sadness" is probably my favorite line from this bit. It made Lucy laugh too. :)
@thethirdman225
@thethirdman225 4 года назад
She was fucking hilarious. I’m Australian (not too proud of it at the moment but never mind about that...) and right now I’m as sick as a dog. Every time she said something I cracked up and started coughing my head off. I kept thinking, “I can’t keep watching this because I’ll just keep coughing” but I couldn’t stop. Hopefully laughter will make me better but right now it really hurts!
@tobycorbett3136
@tobycorbett3136 4 года назад
9:46: Year 2 me trying to sing the national anthem during Monday morning assembly
@nem447
@nem447 4 года назад
*lol* I lost it when they started singing and I read the subtitles! _Chur._
@tomjones6861
@tomjones6861 4 года назад
Chur chur bro
@catalinacurio
@catalinacurio 4 года назад
A little Kiwi does everyone good! 😊💖💖💖
@InterFelix
@InterFelix 3 года назад
This is so genuine. I love it.
@whiskeyandcigarettes6011
@whiskeyandcigarettes6011 4 года назад
I travel the world, everyone says Italy has the best coffee. Nope! New Zealand has the best coffee!
@Kiwinan1701
@Kiwinan1701 4 года назад
Whiskey and Cigarettes Yes we are a little Coffee obsessed...but Thank you!
@salenawaaka6258
@salenawaaka6258 4 года назад
Wellington only!
@ericaamodt4004
@ericaamodt4004 4 года назад
HA
@Wananga4
@Wananga4 4 года назад
@Zed I don't disagree. I love coffee, but I'm not widely travelled. I do love the fact that you can get damn good coffee at almost ANY gas station, though.
@Syclone0044
@Syclone0044 3 года назад
Zed What’s a “gun barista”? An unskilled labor job pays $150,000/yr? What does a typical job pay?
@Jivolt
@Jivolt 4 года назад
“Like a Jackson Pollock.” THAT was brilliant.
@Jivolt
@Jivolt 4 года назад
et star lord?
@iandalziel7405
@iandalziel7405 4 года назад
It really needed to be 'ejackson' Pollock in that context ...I'll get my coat!
@esotericone9101
@esotericone9101 4 года назад
Yes!
@supergabee
@supergabee 4 года назад
We need more Lucy and Stephen conversations. This was hilarious!!
@ssriharikrishna
@ssriharikrishna 4 года назад
6:46 really paints a picture... like a Jackson Pollock! Gaaaaad this guy's got quick wit.
@gicoleli7261
@gicoleli7261 4 года назад
They do look like something I would make back in college, love them
@jeffstone2136
@jeffstone2136 4 года назад
Wellington is like a smaller Auckland with far more character and so much less overall urban-hell suckage that it can't be charted. Lucy Lawless is a Kiwi of extraordinary magnitude.
@benellis9665
@benellis9665 4 года назад
Totally makes up for the frustration when the show's off air. At least we know Stephen's filming TV gold!
@ritadmn3824
@ritadmn3824 4 года назад
Stephen you look relaxed and happy. When your government cares for you, that’s what happens.
@IsabelS_Fuyu
@IsabelS_Fuyu 4 года назад
Why didn't they teach him 'chur bro' that's classic kiwi slang right there.
@James-mr1yr
@James-mr1yr 4 года назад
Na how about 'ohh ayyye' acting like they never heard what you're talking about 😂
@Lenny-ue8hk
@Lenny-ue8hk 4 года назад
There are so few of us that seeing a celebrity is no big deal. Everyone has 1 or 2 degrees of separation from at least one major celebrity
@harmonylove585
@harmonylove585 4 года назад
So true, Jermaine Clement is my cousins half brother lol
@TrickWithAKnife
@TrickWithAKnife 4 года назад
I used to live in Wellington with one of the lead actors from The Tribe. It's so easy to find interesting people in Wellington
@carlwells9504
@carlwells9504 4 года назад
Haha true- Brett was in scouts with my Partner and my Sisters best friend at School was Lucy's daughter.... And I didn't even realise till I read your comment as it is so Kiwi ☺
@Lenny-ue8hk
@Lenny-ue8hk 4 года назад
@@carlwells9504 Bretts kids go to my old school, I walked past Jemaine Clement in the street a couple of weeks ago, Taika's mum teaches at my old high school, Lorde was at my cousin's 5th birthday party, and not to mention half the country was involved with Lord of the Rings.
@madewrongly6482
@madewrongly6482 4 года назад
I have a friend that went to school with lorde and another that lives across the road from her
@MrChannelnamehere
@MrChannelnamehere 4 года назад
A young, cool and effective Prime Minister, Universal Healthcare, celebrities are treated like normal people and not royalty, people seem active, engaged and happy. We in the US could learn a thing or two from the Kiwis.
@kimwilliams3026
@kimwilliams3026 4 года назад
Jeff Abbott we have a few downsides, life is $$ cos we’re so far away, flights are $$ cos we’re so far away too. But yeah, nah, most kiwis love their country We often see USA like a holiday destination, for a visit but not as lifestyle. One thing I love about Americans is how patriotic they are everywhere, I dint agree with a lot of stuff in USA but you gotta love ppl who are proud to be where they’re from!
@jillfoster900
@jillfoster900 4 года назад
To understand a little more, study a bit on Maori & its slow resurgence back into our identity as a country, then you will get it. Have a look at your American Ambassador on the AM show reading the sports news, which will bring you a smile. He has got a come on over attitude just like us. Have a look 😀
@princchessa4335
@princchessa4335 4 года назад
highest youth suicide rate in the developed world
@cheeseonyomama
@cheeseonyomama 4 года назад
@@kimwilliams3026 so it's like a larger Hawaii?
@kimwilliams3026
@kimwilliams3026 4 года назад
Theo Louisdore yeah google that dude...not factual accurate at all
@axi6ne8us
@axi6ne8us 4 года назад
Makes me want to go to the airport and get a one way trip to New Zealand.
@357CLOUDY
@357CLOUDY 4 года назад
It's expensive to live there I'm told.
@nimito_burrito
@nimito_burrito 4 года назад
@@357CLOUDY as a kiwi... yeah it is
@TarnishUK
@TarnishUK 4 года назад
I'm watching all of these starting with Jacinda on his show, bloody hilarious! 😁
@lorainec8613
@lorainec8613 4 года назад
New Zealand is my homeland and my heart.
@TimothyFord
@TimothyFord 4 года назад
You are truly blessed
@lorainec8613
@lorainec8613 4 года назад
@Iain Herridge very homesick!
@Grimlock1979
@Grimlock1979 4 года назад
I hope to visit your beautiful country one day. Greetings from the Netherlands!
@flangekiwi
@flangekiwi 4 года назад
Me too. 💗 Wellington is my hometown and I can't BELIEVE that it wasn't windy!😂😂😂
@lorainec8613
@lorainec8613 4 года назад
@@flangekiwi same. From the Hutt Valley, but you can't beat Wellington on a good day!
@ginao6810
@ginao6810 4 года назад
That is the stillest day I’ve ever seen in Windy Wellington!!!!! I also LOVE Lucy’s kiwi accent
@ShaheerS2
@ShaheerS2 4 года назад
8:45 warrior princess is given colbert the heart eyes.
@qimengzhang2836
@qimengzhang2836 4 года назад
The moment they singing the national anthem together really touches me. I'm Chinese living in New Zealand.
@pascalroggen8364
@pascalroggen8364 4 года назад
"It's italian food" Lucy you floor me
@maplebones
@maplebones 4 года назад
Americans are unmistakable when among other cultures.
@pedalstrike6453
@pedalstrike6453 4 года назад
peter baxter ahhaha sooooo true!
@randyfloyd17
@randyfloyd17 4 года назад
We like it that way :) lol
@hardtohandleweddingbandent8653
@hardtohandleweddingbandent8653 4 года назад
Makes them easier to avoid. Chur.
@hardtohandleweddingbandent8653
@hardtohandleweddingbandent8653 4 года назад
@Kilo Mintoni No thanks, I'm veggie.
@SPACEHARICE
@SPACEHARICE 4 года назад
Tourists anywhere are
@kristiebennett4688
@kristiebennett4688 4 года назад
THE OUTFIT!!!! its so true. my partner is kiwi and only wears stubbies and a t-shirt. maybe a jumper if its cold and maybe jandals if he isnt allowed on the premise somewhere!!!!! *dying*
@djschultz1970
@djschultz1970 4 года назад
awesome, so much fun! Lucy is still amazing.
@ameliaretter8120
@ameliaretter8120 4 года назад
The left out peak white bread based cuisine: fairy bread
@kopkiwi08
@kopkiwi08 4 года назад
Only way to celebrate a birthday!
@kopkiwi08
@kopkiwi08 4 года назад
Jeff somersby wash your mouth out.
@reubenblackwood8533
@reubenblackwood8533 4 года назад
Shoulda done a pav and a cream bun as well.
@feebeedoc78
@feebeedoc78 4 года назад
Is that still a thing? God I hope so.
@caad5258
@caad5258 4 года назад
what a missed opportunity...
@theMosen
@theMosen 4 года назад
I knew a kiwi not to long ago, and by watching this I just realised that she wasn't as crazy as we all thought. She was just being kiwi.
@jimnichols6525
@jimnichols6525 4 года назад
What a totally delightful episode!
@nicketon6940
@nicketon6940 Год назад
Goldings free dive is such a great little craft beer bar. It really is amazing how small NZ feels sometimes. My daughter attends the same school as Bret's kids, he is very chilled.
@Opus313
@Opus313 4 года назад
"CBS will let us do all of this, right?" Yeah, no. Yeah? Cheers!
@tj_satan_6668
@tj_satan_6668 4 года назад
Opus 313 yea nah that’s the saying here in New Zealand
@Schikitar
@Schikitar 4 года назад
It's "yeah, nah".. I just couldn't let that go by sorry! ;)
@ih8tusernam3s
@ih8tusernam3s 4 года назад
... no
@JenJen-bp3bb
@JenJen-bp3bb 4 года назад
Love that you love our wee country, and show it to the world. It really is a stunning place to live. Kiwis are cool people.
@Flanneryschickens
@Flanneryschickens 4 года назад
I lost it when they sang the anthem. Perfection
@MrChupacabra555
@MrChupacabra555 4 года назад
Even after all these years, its STILL weird hearing Lucy speak with that kiwi accent ^_^
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