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Stephen Does The Math On Senators For/Against Kavanaugh 

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The FBI's report on Brett Kavanaugh will change the way Americans view Trump's contentious Supreme Court nomination... very little.
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@acidspitpandas
@acidspitpandas 6 лет назад
Before this fiasco I never knew what "boofing" was... Its pretty upsetting that this is how I had to find out.
@biocapsule7311
@biocapsule7311 6 лет назад
Same... I have heard of people stuffing all kind of stuff up their butts to get high but I didn't realized it such a common thing that there's already a slang since the 80s.
@seanwarren9357
@seanwarren9357 6 лет назад
I was thinking the same thing recently.
@jwhite0722
@jwhite0722 6 лет назад
I think it's safe to say you've been "boofed"
@Sehara
@Sehara 6 лет назад
I am sorry 😞
@joryjones6808
@joryjones6808 6 лет назад
knottedpandas same... And went anyone things it’s weird that I know this, I just have to say it’s the governments fault.
@Restosiii
@Restosiii 6 лет назад
The fact that we're probably going to have a Supreme Court Justice that committed perjury during his senate hearing is infuriating.
@peace4myheart
@peace4myheart 6 лет назад
THIS IS AMERICA!
@sigisecht
@sigisecht 6 лет назад
We already have one, Clarence that lied during his hearing as well
@ExiledAssassin55
@ExiledAssassin55 6 лет назад
LMAO all the people claiming BK committed perjury have nothing to say about Ford actually committing perjury
@rubberbandman3rd
@rubberbandman3rd 6 лет назад
@@ExiledAssassin55 how did she
@ExiledAssassin55
@ExiledAssassin55 6 лет назад
@rubberbandman3rd Said she called someone on a cellphone after the rape in 1982 but cellphones didn't exist until 1984. Said she went to a safe way store but they didn't exist until 4 years later. Her ex bf said she never had a fear of flying nor claustrophobic. The list goes on and people who have researched it more than I have have a long list against her. Yet all I've seen against BK is people using "urban dictionary" of all things as proof that he lied about slang in a yearbook. It's pathetic really
@lkaywilson905
@lkaywilson905 6 лет назад
Just give this show another Emmy, already. Colbert and his team are brilliant. LMAO
@averyw1497
@averyw1497 3 года назад
*insert Last Week Tonight Here* 😂😂 I agree with you, I feel bad that Stephen loses to John every year!!
@mightymissk
@mightymissk 6 лет назад
That was a genius imitation of Gregory Peck as Atticus Finch. God I love Stephen Colbert.
@SoApost
@SoApost 6 лет назад
Too few watch old movies to appreciate the talent in that parody.
@XenaBe25
@XenaBe25 6 лет назад
Ikr. First the frog eye shuffle, then that. I lol'd till I thought I might die :D
@mebeingU2
@mebeingU2 6 лет назад
I thought so too! He nailed it! It's too bad we're marveling at that performance, while an equally impressive act of caring about the truth is being performed by those in power.
@russellcampbell9198
@russellcampbell9198 6 лет назад
mightymissk His impressions are always hilarious. He had me at Chuck.
@marie-theresehayes6875
@marie-theresehayes6875 6 лет назад
It was priceless.
@richardowens9061
@richardowens9061 6 лет назад
"There are no whales in the ocean!" "We gave the FBI a cup of sea water and they investigated and couldn't find any whales!"
@tommyl.dayandtherunaways820
@tommyl.dayandtherunaways820 6 лет назад
SAD
@m.ivyluna4632
@m.ivyluna4632 6 лет назад
Richard Owens fake news
@billbridge7458
@billbridge7458 6 лет назад
perfect analogy
@hillaryclinton8729
@hillaryclinton8729 6 лет назад
Remember this when they "find" some thing on Trump
@Ch17638
@Ch17638 6 лет назад
That sums it up perfectly
@Astrobrant2
@Astrobrant2 6 лет назад
That was one of his best monologues ever! That Gregory Peck impersonation was great.
@ThePragart
@ThePragart 6 лет назад
Anybody else can’t sleep until Colbert, Seth, and Trevor check in with us?...Thank you gentlemen for letting us scream vicariously through you.
@FrankieJamesNews
@FrankieJamesNews 6 лет назад
Every damn day.
@just1desi
@just1desi 6 лет назад
Yup. My only three. The others aren’t funny or don’t soothe the madness.
@p.e.m.-rbw_elijah
@p.e.m.-rbw_elijah 6 лет назад
😆😂😂😆, “But, then I remembered that they’ve given, the launch codes, to an idiot” - Stephen Colbert (The Late Show) 🧐 - I say, I say ! That’s absolutely, brilliantly stated (in all context) by Mr Stephen Colbert. 👍
@p.e.m.-rbw_elijah
@p.e.m.-rbw_elijah 6 лет назад
JJ 😆
@josegonzalez-fq4xr
@josegonzalez-fq4xr 6 лет назад
Stephen Colbert should play Atticus finch of they ever did a remake of To kill a mockingbird
@darlingnikki1353
@darlingnikki1353 6 лет назад
I love Stephen's impressions....lmao Grassley omg
@GGreen-yf2xk
@GGreen-yf2xk 6 лет назад
Stephen Colbert and his writers are genius.
@stephentrimble3976
@stephentrimble3976 6 лет назад
THE best Gregory Peck impression I’ve ever heard.
@CerealBoyBlue
@CerealBoyBlue 6 лет назад
I'm disappointed it didn't get a bigger reaction. I was laughing immediately!
@samsdrive-in
@samsdrive-in 6 лет назад
You should see him in the old Dana Carvey Show sketch! Best Peck impression ever!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 6 лет назад
A lot to go through to read a report that essentially says "We asked the bush outside our office, and it didn't report any impropriety."
@TheCrispAlien
@TheCrispAlien 6 лет назад
"We asked the Bush outside our office, and it reported: 'Mission Accomplished'" FTFY
@KidIndigo1
@KidIndigo1 6 лет назад
A burning bush, no doubt.
@simongiles9749
@simongiles9749 6 лет назад
That was Sean Spicer still hiding in it.
@BlackEpyon
@BlackEpyon 6 лет назад
I wonder if the Israelites ever thought to ask Moses to describe the burning bush. "Hey, Mo. Can you describe it? What shape were the leaves? Did it smell like pot? Did you inhale?"
@UltraBatshift
@UltraBatshift 6 лет назад
My Google searches for a vague memory of a TV show that I saw as a kid results in more information than what the FBI could gather in 5 days.
@shannarobinson7550
@shannarobinson7550 6 лет назад
Christian Black I totally feel this comment. Like “witch movie 1990’s Boston” and I literally found it in fifteen minutes of searching.
@beenasfarastodecidetouseve6733
LITERALLY. Yes, im sure the FBI is either: (a) incompetent, or (b) biased. How else am I going to be right?
@Hadouken.
@Hadouken. 6 лет назад
Im curious, what was the movie? 😂
@davidstewart9463
@davidstewart9463 6 лет назад
When is a report not a report? When it never really took place and then “boof” it’s gone!
@Emperor_Palpatine_66
@Emperor_Palpatine_66 6 лет назад
*Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen*
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 6 лет назад
Emperor Palpatine BOOOOooooo....F
@markone6861
@markone6861 6 лет назад
The Sith
@theangryfinger5795
@theangryfinger5795 6 лет назад
Why do you always use idiotic underlings to create a puppet rule? Never works out well and you should be able to see into future enough to know that I'm right about that.
@KingOfMadCows
@KingOfMadCows 6 лет назад
But one of your engineers is a Rebel sympathizer. And he built a critical flaw into Kavanaugh so that if he boofs a proton torpedo up his exhaust shaft, it will create a chain reaction that will destroy him.
@sunshinelisa25
@sunshinelisa25 6 лет назад
As satan would!
@Sanankaa
@Sanankaa 6 лет назад
if there will be another movie adaptation of "To Kill A Mockingbird," I want Steven Colbert to play Atticus Finch. If he isn't casted for that role, I'm rebelling
@xanderman1201
@xanderman1201 6 лет назад
I might Rebel anyways Depending on how much further our country heads down the crapper.
@renatocorvaro6924
@renatocorvaro6924 6 лет назад
Hell, I've had more thorough investigations to find the remote.
@oogachaka3447
@oogachaka3447 6 лет назад
The old geezers gotta go. Vote them out!
@Zauriel98
@Zauriel98 6 лет назад
All of them. Every. Last. One.
@jasonkangas8469
@jasonkangas8469 6 лет назад
People who prefer emotional arguments (liberals) over logical arguments (conservatives) need to go.
@oogachaka3447
@oogachaka3447 6 лет назад
A guy'sopinion Oh, yeah? Prove your statement: emotion = liberals, logic = conservatives, or eat shit and GTFO.
@oogachaka3447
@oogachaka3447 6 лет назад
J. M. You think that makes you sound smart?
@KidIndigo1
@KidIndigo1 6 лет назад
The release of this FBI report reminds me of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: "“But the plans [substitute FBI report) were on display…” “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.” “That’s the display department.” “With a flashlight.” “Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.” “So had the stairs.” “But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?” “Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.” All credits to Douglas Adams, who crafted the above lines. Beware of the Leopard, indeed.
@lindaharrell3916
@lindaharrell3916 6 лет назад
KidIndigo1 as
@notarobot6742
@notarobot6742 6 лет назад
Cheers to Douglas Adams! If I see a couch randomly popping in and out of existence, I'm definitely riding it to a better time.
@BlackEpyon
@BlackEpyon 6 лет назад
At this point, I'd trust the VOGONS to run the country better.
@abigailchipman8732
@abigailchipman8732 6 лет назад
I want to put that on a shirt
@raptormaster666
@raptormaster666 6 лет назад
"Have you ever thought about going into advertising?"
@jessicabishop7394
@jessicabishop7394 6 лет назад
“So all my tea tasted like hot and spicy beef” is such a beautiful line 😂
@GRD31u
@GRD31u 6 лет назад
That was an imPECKable impersonation, Stephen
@KimSearch865
@KimSearch865 6 лет назад
OMGee!! Stephen’s jokes on the old crusty senators were fricken hilarious!! I’m so pissed at these out of date assholes!! But, only Stephen Colbert could make me laugh about it! ✨🥇🎭✨
@Fifthelement203
@Fifthelement203 6 лет назад
Wait so people thought there was a chance he wouldn’t be confirmed? 😂😂😂
@manbtm1
@manbtm1 6 лет назад
All of a sudden the Republicans love the FBI, if you remember, just prior to this they said that the FBI is a bunch of liars and not credible. So which is it? This whole investigation smells of a sham, kind of seems like the FBI is working towards what the president wants, for their own sanity, as well as being directed as to what to look at, and what not to look at, considering the amount of witnesses that were not even interviewed. Any investigator, myself included for 31 years, knows , that you search all leads to arrive at a logical and factual conclusion. None of this, this whole thing just stinks.
@lesd1923
@lesd1923 6 лет назад
manbtm - totally agree with you. I’ve got hope that since this “investigation “ was so poorly done, it will ignite this country into action like never before. Just the number of judges and lawyers alone that didn’t want this man installed as SCOTUS tells us all something. First Tuesday in November will be real interesting.
@SkotKozB5
@SkotKozB5 6 лет назад
You realize the exact same thing can be said about Democrats, right? Like literally the same thing. Because the FBI investigation didn't go the way they wanted it to go, suddenly it isn't worth a shit. But when the FBI is showing all kinds of evidence to support Russian collusion, Democrats say" The system works! Aren't the FBI amazing?"
@harbingerofsalt
@harbingerofsalt 6 лет назад
@@SkotKozB5 They actually had the time to gather evidence to support the case of Russian collusion though, as in not just less than a week.
@YourMajesty143
@YourMajesty143 6 лет назад
@@SkotKozB5 - The difference is that the FBI that running the Russia investigation is A. Has a conservative director (aka he's one of the Republicans own), so the evidence against their own party reveals a lack of bias B. No restricted timeframe, nor do they have to deal with restricted limits on witnesses C. The evidence is substantial bc the interviews of this investigation were lengthy & thorough ^compare that to only a 5 day investigation that had limits on how many & who can be interviewed---even excluding interviews of the main parties involved: Ford and Kavanaugh! So it's reasonable to find it insufficient. I'm not a Democrat, and even I can see that. It was lazy, sloppy, and way too restricted. It was just put on for show and done in such a way that nothing can be gleaned from it, just so that the confirmation can move forward. This whole thing was a sham on both sides, but moreso on the Republicans end. Especially bc they had a huge list of conservative nominees to go with, and instead they chose to go with Kavanaugh, who is as slimy and vindictive as they come.
@SkotKozB5
@SkotKozB5 6 лет назад
@@YourMajesty143 Ah so we're just gonna ignore the 6 other thorough investigations into Kavanaugh and assume that this one wasn't thorough enough because...what? A bunch of jew witnesses came forward after the investigation was underway? And if I recall, the week time limit was set during the hearing. And they finished in 6 days. Not good enough though. When it took less time to investigate Anthony Weiner, no one said anything but now that it's Kavanaugh there's a problem? Right.
@gmkbelanger
@gmkbelanger 6 лет назад
Stephen, you outdid yourself with this one. Bravo.
@carmelaszymanski8232
@carmelaszymanski8232 6 лет назад
I Love this Show. Nothing but true speaking. Thank you Mr.C.
@dafttool
@dafttool 6 лет назад
Kavanaugh: “Why no, officer, I’m not as thunk as you drink I am.” **hiccups**
@kevinkoinange
@kevinkoinange 6 лет назад
America, try unplugging and plugging back your country it might just work.
@jayzenitram9621
@jayzenitram9621 6 лет назад
Yes, a hard reboot is definitely warranted.
@milosit
@milosit 6 лет назад
I did try unplugging and plugging. After I run america.EXE I keep getting the message 'constitution.DLL not found'.
@opaqueandbluefrommyphone4339
@opaqueandbluefrommyphone4339 6 лет назад
I tried, but there was a bunch of old crazed white men surrounding the plug yelling at people incoherent things and swinging their walkers and canes at anyone who gets close enough to almost touch it.
@tommyl.dayandtherunaways820
@tommyl.dayandtherunaways820 6 лет назад
I think it's too late, the Russians have hacked us and the America file is now corrupted...
@SuomiFinlandPerkelee
@SuomiFinlandPerkelee 6 лет назад
The replies to this comment so far are hilarious. It’s good, we need a laugh every now and then during these times of darkness.
@dougdoesall
@dougdoesall 6 лет назад
To quote Obama, "Don't 'boo'...vote"
@martinencinal3073
@martinencinal3073 6 лет назад
You are completely wrong. Polls are the exact opposite of what you are saying for independent voters. I have attached a generally right leaning business insider article for source. www.businessinsider.com/polls-trump-approval-rating-midterm-elections-2018-9
@brucebentleysr.146
@brucebentleysr.146 6 лет назад
VOTE
@Woodledude
@Woodledude 6 лет назад
I don't understand what you mean by "zero evidence". This isn't some random, wild accusation, this is someone who came forward and destroyed her career in order to confess to a deep seated trauma inflicted by a man. And what investigations are you talking about, exactly?
@rickcook2798
@rickcook2798 6 лет назад
OMG - you actually admit to quoting the most Corrupt president in USA history??
@dougdoesall
@dougdoesall 6 лет назад
CSB K, This "innocent till proven guilty" argument by republicans and trump doesn't apply here. We aren't tryin to jail Kav (unless the evidence would inspire a prosecutor and is criminal). We are making sure the proper people get put on the highest court for decades, ultimately deciding this country's destiny. We the people cannot vote them out once they are in. They are to be held to a higher standard than just about any other human being on earth. Brett knew that going into it that he would be scrutinized.
@stephanie5249
@stephanie5249 6 лет назад
This shit makes me feel sick to my stomach. What has happened to us? 😞
@keybadejedi70
@keybadejedi70 6 лет назад
Money is what happen
@seanwarren9357
@seanwarren9357 6 лет назад
We done boofed.
@keith1859
@keith1859 6 лет назад
The truth is FINALLY GETTING OUT how evil and corrupt the Democrat party really is. # WALKAWAY.
@johnr8820
@johnr8820 6 лет назад
Extreme far-left ideology is what happened
@lrm9298
@lrm9298 6 лет назад
I am legitimately sick to my stomach. My "friend" (a friend with benefits actually) first told me about this Kavanaugh case, and he told me this was the democrats playing dirty politics and that Kavanaugh is probably innocent and the democrats are just using Ford. I wake up the next day, see the news for myself, and now I'm deeply disgusted with and disappointed in this "friend". Perhaps also I am disappointed in myself for even keeping him as a "friend" for this long. I feel trapped, Idk why really though. I just feel nauseous and it gets worse when I read the news and watch youtube vids for updates, and my health is terrible, I feel sick all the time and it doesn't help to see the news when you're sick and nauseous. 😷😓 There's no way i can unplug from this news either. everyone is talking about it.
@jaimedelgado7529
@jaimedelgado7529 6 лет назад
Im not even American and I feel disgusted. Go in that house and investigate if they have milk. You cant go in the kitchen tho !! Didn't find it? I guess that settles it. type up the report clearly no milk here.
@ewqdsacxz765
@ewqdsacxz765 6 лет назад
There are rapists in high places in every country, not just America.
@ikennaonyeama
@ikennaonyeama 6 лет назад
😂
@MattiasTheMerc
@MattiasTheMerc 6 лет назад
They already have sworn testimony from both parties. This investigation isn’t a criminal investigation. They just interview and give statements to the committee
@pkoblenz4368
@pkoblenz4368 6 лет назад
@@ewqdsacxz765 . And your point? Paid russian probe? Who the hell is talking about "every other country"?
@AMYV3
@AMYV3 6 лет назад
P koblenz lol another American who thinks ..what?? there are other countries ;) the point is pretty clear to me
@1wildwackywoman
@1wildwackywoman 6 лет назад
💕💕Steven Colbert’s coverage of current events is my flashlight in the darkness💕💕
@apurvapachgade9305
@apurvapachgade9305 6 лет назад
In the name of God , do your duty indeed. I know if this was a pizza hut delivery job interview they would by now have scrapped the guy for being associated with a sexual assault accusations
@willritter4076
@willritter4076 6 лет назад
The Democrats are not tough enough to block Kav's nomination... we need Michael Avenatti to step up and start regulating... I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would check out my acoustic piano & vocal covers of 80s/90s classic songs on my channel. Covers include Sting, Prince, George Michael, Radiohead, Pete Townshend, the Verve, Phil Collins, Billy Joel, Earth Wind & Fire, plus a couple of '010s classics from Bruno Mars and Coldplay. Live acoustic with no autotune. Thanks and peace.
@homerj.simpson7562
@homerj.simpson7562 6 лет назад
Pizza hut is serious business though
@gemanscombe4985
@gemanscombe4985 6 лет назад
+ Apurva The allegations may never be provable - the limited 5 day investigation being irrelevant - but Brett's behavior in reaction to them last Thursday was disqualifying. Imagine challenging, evading and outright lying to a Pizza Hut interviewer. Short interview, renewed job search.
@apurvapachgade9305
@apurvapachgade9305 6 лет назад
@@theterriblepuddle1830 absolutely agreed - innocent until proven guilty. Although the standards at which we are considering a supreme Court nominee should not be compromising ones - not when there can be much worth nominations
@darcyrobbs6866
@darcyrobbs6866 6 лет назад
Thats the problem its only an accusation.
@warpedjaffas1
@warpedjaffas1 6 лет назад
Utilizing your 1st amendment rights are antics and hijinks? Republicans self-righteous indignation is utterly repugnant. Best teach these public servants a lesson on who is the boss in November.
@tommyl.dayandtherunaways820
@tommyl.dayandtherunaways820 6 лет назад
Republicans worship the second amendment, yet seem not to care too much for the one that comes before that one. Trump thinks protesting ought to be banned...
@nddulac
@nddulac 6 лет назад
“But the plans were on display…” “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.” “That’s the display department.” “With a flashlight.” “Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.” “So had the stairs.” “But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?” “Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.” - Douglas Adams
@evilpandakillabzonattkoccu4879
*Senator: "....Moose Knuckle Junction?"* *Colbert: "Drinking game"*
@wvuwhat
@wvuwhat 6 лет назад
You have won the internet today.
@VioletTheGeek
@VioletTheGeek 6 лет назад
I was thinking the same thing, lol!
@maggierezac5820
@maggierezac5820 6 лет назад
KandaPanda, thank you so much! Badly needed humour! Cheers! 🍻👍🤣🔥✌🍻🍻🍻👨‍⚖️😂😂👌👍👍👍👍👍☮
@mockingmashpotato
@mockingmashpotato 6 лет назад
An Iowan: Yeah, sorry about Grandpa Chuck. We've been considering putting him in a home for a while.
@bubujooestes1499
@bubujooestes1499 6 лет назад
mockingmashpotato He gave the senators 5 minutes to interview a sexual predator and allowed the predator to use up 4 minutes of that time by telling him take your time and answer.The old angry arrogant geezer quickly cut the democratic senators off even though they had hardly started their questions. Grassley needs to be let out to the grass now.
@agnesannrobin8692
@agnesannrobin8692 6 лет назад
"get off my damn lawn!" (Pulls his pants)...OMG! I'm dying!...
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446
@camelsheit_on_the_walls446 6 лет назад
I'm not American, but it seems you need to do some serious blue voting over there. Serious. Make America Saner Again
@maryrosekent8223
@maryrosekent8223 6 лет назад
camelshit I plan on doing my part!
@dr.zoidberg8666
@dr.zoidberg8666 6 лет назад
Our politics has made us depressed & anxious. The best part is, thanks to money in politics the will of the people has been objectively show to not be reflected in congressional elections, so there's no clear road to fix the problem -- & thanks to republican healthcare policies nobody can afford therapy, so there's no clear road to coping in a healthy way. So we're doing fine.
@keith1859
@keith1859 6 лет назад
@@dr.zoidberg8666 ya thanks to that Satanist George SOROS.
@dr.zoidberg8666
@dr.zoidberg8666 6 лет назад
Nope, Keith. It's not thanks to any one individual, it's thanks to the greed of the rich & powerful in general. If you want to really place blame, the republican party significantly outstrips the democratic party in sheer scale of political donations from the rich & powerful. That being said, both parties have largely sold out with only a handful of individual congresspeople refusing to take bribery. What we need is a constitutional amendment to ban all private money in politics -- but the republicans will convince people that publicly funding our own nation's politics is communist or socialist totalitarianism & convince lots of people to consistently vote against their own interests.
@keith1859
@keith1859 6 лет назад
@@dr.zoidberg8666 good then George Soros can't give. $ 3. Billion to the corrupt Democrat Regime.
@magicMike757
@magicMike757 6 лет назад
This seems funny and we talk about it, but the truth is that this behavior that we are seeing from our government is affecting our confidence/trust. It affects our standing with other countries. I wish we had more forethought about this. I wish we understood how fragile the existence of a nation is.
@peace4myheart
@peace4myheart 6 лет назад
People who didn't vote in 2016 only have themselves to blame. They took our democracy for granted. If the Republicans win this round by confirming Kavanaugh, then I hope the silver lining is that it's a wake up call to the rest of America. Get the eff out there and vote if you don't want sh*t like this to happen again.
@Nexus-ub4hs
@Nexus-ub4hs 6 лет назад
Stacy DeLoach very well said
@sonyahannah
@sonyahannah 6 лет назад
@Stacy, I wish more of us gave a damn about the nation instead of about our political party or the fiasco that now defines Washington D.C.
@patricklyons794
@patricklyons794 6 лет назад
If the Blue Wave DOESN'T happen in November, then God have Mercy on your souls, because your government sure as HELL won't.
@FREQ_N_Hz
@FREQ_N_Hz 6 лет назад
@@patricklyons794 please keep religion and politics separate. (lol)
@rosesmith6925
@rosesmith6925 6 лет назад
As ALWAYS told Only like Stephen Can😂
@MightyfireflyAndme
@MightyfireflyAndme 6 лет назад
Devil's Triangle : Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham, and Chuck Grassley.
@LaGuerre19
@LaGuerre19 6 лет назад
oh god that's hot. Grassley's jowls? Lindsey's newscasteresque hair-helmet and sass? Mitch's... turtle head? yeah, baby. the real question remains: do they... *_L I K E B E E R ?_*
@TheElderFidelis
@TheElderFidelis 6 лет назад
Because a man who was nominated was accused of an attempted assult 2 weeks before he was to be voted in? And thats not suspicious? Nothing seems weird to you? The fact that they held her letter for months and chose carefully when to release it AGAINST her will is ok? How about none of her witnesses giving accurate information that you can watch for yourself? And the total lack of evidence against him? Ya, those darn republicans, needing proof to convict someone, assholes right?
@RosySpeaks
@RosySpeaks 6 лет назад
😨😖
@stevejussen7627
@stevejussen7627 6 лет назад
More like, Devil's Triangle - Colbert, Kimmel & for the 3rd, a rotation of Seth Meyers, Trevor Noah, Bill Mayer and Rachel Maddow on Sundays.
@cosmosrunner2468
@cosmosrunner2468 6 лет назад
Kkk
@jenpenn22
@jenpenn22 6 лет назад
So we can all lie under oath now right? Right?!
@Avenger222
@Avenger222 6 лет назад
It discredits our entire system. You can lie under oath multiple times and still get a seat on the supreme court with no punishment. It makes our judicial system look like a disgrace.
@jenpenn22
@jenpenn22 6 лет назад
@@Avenger222 exactly. The supreme court justices are supposed to be above reproach.
@winser21
@winser21 6 лет назад
Well Bill Clinton tried it once. Didn't really work out for 'em..
@jenpenn22
@jenpenn22 6 лет назад
@@winser21 ah, when Republicans had the moral high ground and lies still mattered.
@winser21
@winser21 6 лет назад
Lol it's unfortunate you have no concrete proof that Brett lied under oath isn't it?
@ironempath7261
@ironempath7261 6 лет назад
OMG, this guy is so funny! Thank you so much, Mr. Colbert, for helping the world deal with the present US political madness.
@Anndelindevore
@Anndelindevore 6 лет назад
They truly have forgotten they work for us.
@idasmart9924
@idasmart9924 6 лет назад
Yes , it's all about power and money ....
@maxcoffin4666
@maxcoffin4666 6 лет назад
Ughh White women voted 70% for Trump. They are working for us. Trump 2020
@andrewvelonis5940
@andrewvelonis5940 6 лет назад
Darklordofcats: Well, there's an answer for that: get someone else, who will.
@miapdx503
@miapdx503 6 лет назад
@@maxcoffin4666 But that's only like 12% of white women. Most of us are sick to death of wealthy white men making our lives more difficult than they should be. We'll be glad when you're gone.
@vashtithomas3331
@vashtithomas3331 6 лет назад
Only way to remind them is at the voting booth. One thing about Trump, he has truly shown me the importance of voting for more than just the President. Insane. Major wake up call.
@nessedup274
@nessedup274 6 лет назад
Genius at work! Stephen at his funniest while at his smartest while at his truthiest!
@BuckyNugget
@BuckyNugget 6 лет назад
Best GREGORY PECK impersonation ever!
@chickenkurry6451
@chickenkurry6451 6 лет назад
Just wait until November, I’ll never let 2016 happen again without me saying I voted.
@alexkrasnic3850
@alexkrasnic3850 6 лет назад
CHICKEN KURRY the country is in way better shape than 2 years ago. The economy is at record highs
@Maha_s1999
@Maha_s1999 6 лет назад
Good for you!
@beenasfarastodecidetouseve6733
Have fun during Trump's second term!
@YourMajesty143
@YourMajesty143 6 лет назад
@@alexkrasnic3850 - We won't see the effects of Trump’s policies on the economy until he's left office. It takes time for economical changes to take effect. The economy as it is right now is as result of policies put in place during Obama's time in office.
@plantbased4430
@plantbased4430 6 лет назад
+ Julie W. limit free speech? How? Go to the UK or Australia. They have limited freedom of speech.
@jcdc1824
@jcdc1824 6 лет назад
Kudos on yer Atticus Finch there, Stephen.
@Brownie5540
@Brownie5540 6 лет назад
Moose Knuckle Junction. A drinking game.
@MichaelBerthelsen
@MichaelBerthelsen 6 лет назад
Moose-knuckle Junction... That's a drinking game, right? Like Devil's Triangle.
@KThyme
@KThyme 6 лет назад
How long has Stephen been sitting on that amazing Gregory Peck impersonation?!
@BlackEpyon
@BlackEpyon 6 лет назад
I thought everybody talked like that back then.
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 6 лет назад
I always pictured them talking like Teddy Roosevelt or William F Buckley Bully!!!
@brendasewell8218
@brendasewell8218 6 лет назад
He did it on the Dana CArvey show
@judioregan4210
@judioregan4210 6 лет назад
Matt Katch - damn fine wasn't it. And I love his old bugger bit, especially when he scuttles past camera. Hysterical! 😂😄😂😄😂
@jbug13158
@jbug13158 6 лет назад
I know! RIGHT? That was friggin GREAT!
@jess92981
@jess92981 6 лет назад
Stephen always makes me laugh but omg, this monologue was just too hilarious. Stephen's great at saying silly things in serious accents, lol.
@AndiDuck
@AndiDuck 6 лет назад
Tonight, Brett Kavanaugh got to write a Wall Street Journal OP-Ed on how wonderful he is and powder puff family interviews on Fox News. Tonight wouldn't be the first time a drunk promised never to do it again. While tonight Dr. Ford gets left in the dust.
@kristinkulman3221
@kristinkulman3221 6 лет назад
We're in uncharted territory. I didn't know that a Supreme Court nominee could submit an op-ed piece before his confirmation vote. Isn't that 'campaigning' for a post. *Tweeeet!* Foul on the play, "behavior unbecoming a judicial officer", 15 yards!
@peace4myheart
@peace4myheart 6 лет назад
This is what injustice feels like, when a piece of sh*t thinks he's entitled to everything.
@Tflexxx02
@Tflexxx02 6 лет назад
It breeds contempt for the law.
@Macleodarse1
@Macleodarse1 6 лет назад
WSJ owned by Murdoch. The man who made Faux News what it is.
@Avenger222
@Avenger222 6 лет назад
This is not okay. Vote.
@dragonstaye4557
@dragonstaye4557 6 лет назад
We all feel like puking, huh.
@mr.sourcreamsupreme2180
@mr.sourcreamsupreme2180 6 лет назад
I don’t
@kp8381
@kp8381 6 лет назад
I dont either. Im praying he gets confirmed....
@virginiaoflaherty2983
@virginiaoflaherty2983 6 лет назад
Me too
@explained7966
@explained7966 6 лет назад
@Tom Griffin Good and Evil? Good God
@explained7966
@explained7966 6 лет назад
@@kp8381 Can you please explain your rationale to me. Why you think he's worth appointing before thoroughly vetting him? Why do you choose to completely disregard Dr. Ford's testimony? What could you possibly stand to gain?
@tygrahof9268
@tygrahof9268 6 лет назад
Remember the POINTS that are most important! Kavanaugh is anti gay rights, anti Roe V Wade, against the consumer protection agency, and against net neutrality. The assault is just crap on the bad nominee selection.
@rogerthat5459
@rogerthat5459 6 лет назад
Attemted rape is just " hyjinks" to these old codgers. How could they ever understand being pinned down by someone bigger and stronger and not being able to breath and afraid of death?
@angusalexander5990
@angusalexander5990 6 лет назад
Cue 1st Amend well I highly doubt miss ford and miss sweatnik know what that is like either considering they are so obviously lying
@CCCC-rw9hx
@CCCC-rw9hx 6 лет назад
That's Lindsay Graham''s dream.
@CCCC-rw9hx
@CCCC-rw9hx 6 лет назад
@@angusalexander5990 idiot.
@bille9243
@bille9243 6 лет назад
They've been pinned down by their own fears and insecurities their whole lives, as is the case for most politicians. They hunger for power to compensate for deep-seated insecurities.
@marioandreano1236
@marioandreano1236 6 лет назад
Thanks for having insight Angus. There are so many sheep blindly following the Democrats agenda. The entire process would have been thrown out of a court of law. No evidence just hearsay from a sociopathic woman named Ford .
@betsycomeau4164
@betsycomeau4164 6 лет назад
I LOVE you Stephen Colbert! I have not laughed so hard since your last show! You provide the bright spot and comic relief in our days that we desperately need .
@hitchensghost
@hitchensghost 6 лет назад
Drump may be a teetotaller, but he tweets like a drunk, he talksh like a drumpf. This has to be rock bottom, except I thought we were there in the first week of 45. since then , we've been digging down. Please america, make this end.
@StephBer1
@StephBer1 6 лет назад
There was a time when 1984 and The Handmaid's Tale were fictional. Republicans mistook them for guide books.
@eddydelo
@eddydelo 6 лет назад
"The right is farthest away from totalitarian regimes to support he importance of individualism and pursuit of happiness" Is that why they want to criminalize abortions and give women less options?
@RadioForYahweh
@RadioForYahweh 6 лет назад
StephBer1 it was a warning for the rest of us. evil will always happen we just have to read so we can see when things go down hill to wake up and speak up
@wayneriley7367
@wayneriley7367 6 лет назад
This made me smile!
@RFKPeaceNIK19
@RFKPeaceNIK19 6 лет назад
Insightful & Deep retrospect. Thanks.
@BobSmith-pm3wx
@BobSmith-pm3wx 6 лет назад
eddydelo - I love that you jump to abortion. You say "give women options," but what you really mean is, "give women the ability to legally murder their offspring, typically for their own convenience."
@Saje3D
@Saje3D 6 лет назад
It’s like the murderers joining the search for the body to throw off suspicion. All for show.
@MichaelHaneline
@MichaelHaneline 6 лет назад
@CanadianLoki76 Prettttty sure he's talking about the Republican senators and not the FBI.
@allnargles
@allnargles 6 лет назад
Michael Haneline it’s as if English wasn’t their first language... 🤔😂🇷🇺🐸
@MichaelHaneline
@MichaelHaneline 6 лет назад
@CanadianLoki76 Once again I have a hard time being sure if someone on the internet is just that ignorant or just trolling. Saje was very clearly implying that the Republican senator finally caving and calling for an FBI investigation (while making sure it was limited past the point of usefulness) is effectively the same as a murderer who joins in the search for the body to throw off suspicion. They don't actually want anything to be found. A more apt simile might have been a murderer who publicly calls for police investigation into the murder while sabotaging that investigation behind the scenes, but in either case I don't get how you can come to the conclusion you did without some willful ignorance.
@WarOnHorror
@WarOnHorror 6 лет назад
@@MichaelHaneline are you saying the republican senators gang raped Blasey Ford? Cuz if you're not, you have no simile, and neither does the op, so shut your hole already.
@WarOnHorror
@WarOnHorror 6 лет назад
Amazing that you clowns think y'all are the intelligent ones.
@rebekahmackenzie
@rebekahmackenzie 6 лет назад
I find it funny that they used the Goblet of Fire cover for the Chamber of Secrets graphic.
@ValerieJNorse
@ValerieJNorse 6 лет назад
Don't care about that, I was too busy being impressed at how well they parodied the artwork of the Harry Potter covers! Wonder who did that?
@cdw442
@cdw442 6 лет назад
I love how angry these republican grandpas act over Bret, when they wouldn’t even give Merrick Garland a hearing... such hypocrisy...
@fabigrossi2976
@fabigrossi2976 6 лет назад
They should be confronted with that name constantly.
@jasonkangas8469
@jasonkangas8469 6 лет назад
These grandpa's are much wiser than you are.
@lukasadamson6091
@lukasadamson6091 6 лет назад
@@jasonkangas8469 of course they are. Hypocrisy requires a certain cognitive power level.
@jasonkangas8469
@jasonkangas8469 6 лет назад
@@lukasadamson6091 I don't understand what your trying to say lol. Please elaborate. I think you can be hypocritical no matter your level of intelligence.
@roganf4013
@roganf4013 6 лет назад
@@jasonkangas8469 "These grandpa's are much wiser than you are." * *citation needed
@chillbaby5000
@chillbaby5000 6 лет назад
What an amazing Atticus Finch! Nice job Stephen! lol
@cyrillgebert5631
@cyrillgebert5631 6 лет назад
GOP should be renamed to AOPP (angry old people party).
@emc2mm
@emc2mm 6 лет назад
Cyrill Gebert - Geriatric Oblivious Posse!
@enjoyitbro
@enjoyitbro 6 лет назад
Unlike the Dems with Maxine Waters, Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders
@MrPilgrim
@MrPilgrim 6 лет назад
Don’t forget the invisible Senator Sessions
@VardhanShrivastava
@VardhanShrivastava 6 лет назад
Give COLBERT HIS EMMY ALREADY!!!
@simonpoon3785
@simonpoon3785 5 лет назад
CoLbert for president. He.is the one a sensibleome one
@mezican8641
@mezican8641 6 лет назад
That angry possum might be the next judge of The Supreme Court. 😨
@crewby3
@crewby3 6 лет назад
'Angry possum' I like it!
@johnr8820
@johnr8820 6 лет назад
He will be. Because not one person could back up Dr. Ford's claims...so as far as evidence goes he's innocent
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 6 лет назад
Yikes!
@frostyfilmwatcher2148
@frostyfilmwatcher2148 6 лет назад
@@johnr8820 hes still an unprofessional old douche.
@Ch17638
@Ch17638 6 лет назад
What the hell man ? how do you investigate a case without actually interviewing the perpetrator and the victim . Question : does a supreme court judge have immunity from past, non judge related actions ?
@johnr8820
@johnr8820 6 лет назад
Because they already testified before the committee...why would they make them tell the same stores again...if you're going to ask questions ask good ones like why won't Dr. Ford grant access to the documents in which she allegedly names Kavanaugh to her shrink
@Ch17638
@Ch17638 6 лет назад
Even though they testified before the committee no investigator worth their salt will go and watch video tapes instead of interviewing both parties , in fact they would do both to ensure the details remained consistent stayed the same. Also releasing your shrink's notes to a bunch of partisan morons will put scrutiny over every single thing you said in confidence and emotional state that is protected by law., Better question is why a candidate for supreme court does not want to disclose if he met with the presidents legal team to discuss the Mueller probe ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-h5yYm98kCIo.html
@teslajayde9641
@teslajayde9641 6 лет назад
@@johnr8820 Let's also not forget she changed the date of her attack 5 times, all 4 of her witnesses denied her story under federal penalty, she was in direct contact with the Washington Post yet claimed she wanted this matter handled privately, she can't remember who drove her to and from the party, in her testimony she stated immediately after the assault she ran out of the house crying but changed her story under cross examination when confronted with her best friends statement explaining she remembers leaving the party with Ford laughing, Ford then went on to correct herself saying half way down the stairs she collected herself and didn't tell her best friend what had just happened because she didn't want her to worry. As you said Dr. Ford claims she spoke of this incident with a therapist stating there are records of her recalling the event yet she won't release those note or the ones from her polygraph. The day after Senator Feinstein received the letter she called Ford the next day and immediately advised her to take a polygraph test and seek lawyers all while Brett and the Republican party had no knowledge of these allegations and wouldn't for 40 days. There's only two people who could've leaked that letter, Feinstein or Ford. All these people demanded an FBI investigation and when said investigation started revealing there was no evidence to support Ford's claim or the other accusers the FBI was labeled corrupt. Kavanaugh has been in politics for 26 years and has undergone 6 FBI investigations granting him the highest security clearance a person can have working in the government granting him access to our nuclear missile codes. If Democrats truly believed this man is mentally unhinged and is incapable of having so much power in the Senate where was the out cry when he held a position that came with the responsibility of handling something that could start a WW3 or end the world as a whole? This entire case has been a horrible shit show. The media as well as the Democratic party have thrown aside one of the most fundamental ideals our country was founded on and that's, "Innocent until proven guilty." Every sexual assault allegation should be taken seriously and the accuser should have their voice heard, and the accused deserves that same respect as well. I'm a victim of sexual assault and this debauchery is a slap in the face to all real victims. The ones who've been sexually assaulted and the ones falsely accused.
@aaronhoy3410
@aaronhoy3410 6 лет назад
Look first of all she gave the notes to WaPo so I'm sure she'd have no issues giving them to the FBI, secondly "all 4 of her witnesses denied her story under federal penalty..." no they didn't. For one none of them said it didn't happen... each & every one of them said they couldn't remember said event happening which is not the same thing. Two of those people would have had no reason at all to remember what was to them just some random party back when they were teenagers because they weren't aware of anything having happened [if it did.] Secondly, despite the clever attempt at Mark Judge to confuse people with his "under penalty of felony" to make them think of "under penalty of perjury" but he wasn't giving a statement under oath so perjury would not apply. However, a lot of people have said 18 U.S. Code § 1001 would apply & that is what he is referring to, but that's incorrect as well. If you read the text of that law www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1001 him saying he didn't remember any event such as the one described they would never in a million years be able to prosecute him under that law. Those inconsistencies is exactly why the FBI should have interviewed, at the very f-cking leas, Dr. Ford & Judge Kavanaugh.
@teslajayde9641
@teslajayde9641 6 лет назад
@@aaronhoy3410 Okay so I stand corrected, you're right. They didn't deny her allegations under federal penalty, I shouldn't have said something that reckless without looking further into that statement especially in a political debate but I made a mistake and I'll own it.
@ClintWrede
@ClintWrede 6 лет назад
That TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD bit is far and away the best Gregory Peck impression I have ever heard.
@squirrly001
@squirrly001 6 лет назад
OMG perfect Gregory Peck impression...too funny....but also kinda sad at the same time. Keep at it Colbert, you're killing it.
@dannybhoy2739
@dannybhoy2739 6 лет назад
The right wing may not like Stephen colbert,but you can't deny He got style.
@BlackEpyon
@BlackEpyon 6 лет назад
Oh, they deny it. They deny reality itself, substituting their own, in which Justice is arbitrary, and facts are fake news. No Harry Potter reference is going to save us from that.
@insanity4462
@insanity4462 6 лет назад
I liked Colbert in the early episodes when he had monologues about honesty and "the pressure to pretend". And I really liked his skit/stunt with Bruce Willis. But in the recent years he has grown cranky, predictable and boring. His show is like a good beer that has stood open for too long and is now stale - You know it was good when it was fresh and it is sad that the potential was wasted. Instead of taking the show and making something special out of it he is just another generic late night show that you can watch if you have absolutely nothing interesting in your life to spend your time with.
@earthvega9058
@earthvega9058 6 лет назад
That was thoroughly entertaining, Mr. Colbert!
@waggishsagacity7947
@waggishsagacity7947 6 лет назад
Even as we speak, I'll bet there are about 12 authors [i.e. published writers] who are planning to write a book in which ALL the witnesses will tell their version of what had happened. Don't be shocked if their version is SLIGHTLY different from the FBI/Grassley/Grahan/Trump/McConnell fairy tale .
@marshacreary2442
@marshacreary2442 6 лет назад
11:20-11:56 Atticus Finch like you've never seen him before
@Alizardlovesyou
@Alizardlovesyou 6 лет назад
Colbert’s Improv is still so on point. Once a correspondent, always a correspondent
@beckv8526
@beckv8526 6 лет назад
Vote! Vote! Vote! Also, term limits!!!!
@DanA-nl5uo
@DanA-nl5uo 6 лет назад
How long before Wikileaks gets a copy of the report? Hopefully they let us all read it before the midterms...
@Avenger222
@Avenger222 6 лет назад
@Dan A LOL. Wikileaks won't leak anything GOP related. Assange confirmed in an interview that they had dirt on the GOP but wouldn't release it. Wikileaks is anti-America.
@thtcaribbeanguy
@thtcaribbeanguy 6 лет назад
sadly i thought wilileaks was bipartisan but not after the 2016 election
@DanA-nl5uo
@DanA-nl5uo 6 лет назад
@@Avenger222 oh I know but it is a fun way to point out the fact that they are a GOP tool. My other comment was going to be Russia if you have anything on Kavanaugh now would be a great time to release it. But remember the GOP had nothing to do with the leaks. Lol
@Avenger222
@Avenger222 6 лет назад
@Dan A Ah, fair enough!
@robinluger2884
@robinluger2884 6 лет назад
"Get off my lawn!" You are such a comic genious Stephen!
@sirierieott5882
@sirierieott5882 6 лет назад
Stephen is ON FIRE! - JUST AWESOME!
@HughJorgan1
@HughJorgan1 6 лет назад
Perhaps. But now that the Kavanuagh topic is over, I'm curious how Colbert plans to maintain his two year old propaganda machine: 1. Maybe he shifts his focus back to Melania? He attacks her recent trip to Africa, mocks her accent, criticizes her clothes and questions her motives. Exactly like he did a few months ago... for a full monologue. Hey, it worked then why not double down! 2. He goes back to the Russia investigation. Evil Russia's ties to Trump is always a good go-to for jokes. He mentions Putin as much as possible, maybe sprinkles in some North Korea jokes, and the uninformed will eat it up! 3. He brings back the 'Stormy Watch'. Yet he still manages to keep Bill Clinton out of his jokes...even though he knows literally everyone's thinking it. 4. Since the midterms are just around the corner, he starts a whole new batch of anti-Trump and anti-Republican conspiracy theories. He knows most of his fans will believe anything he says and take it as news. 5. Or, he simply comes up with more mass propaganda and lies-by-omission (cleverly disguised as satire) to spread unreasonable fear the sky is falling. He knows the Democrats can't win elections without ignorance and unreasonable fear. Or maybe all of the above?
@painkillerjones6232
@painkillerjones6232 6 лет назад
I'll bet he's REALLY on fire NOW!!! He better watch his liberal attitude!! We have a NEW supreme court judge in the house!!! Hillary would censor a conservative, so let's turn the tables
@joanneswartzberg8851
@joanneswartzberg8851 6 лет назад
What a great Gregory Peck imitation. Also, I love: get off my damn lawn. Too funny.
@painkillerjones6232
@painkillerjones6232 6 лет назад
@@HughJorgan1 you are a man of great insight. I would go with all the above.
@painkillerjones6232
@painkillerjones6232 6 лет назад
@Michael Moore I don't. I also quit watching SNL because of their liberal bullshit.
@glipgloppapi9959
@glipgloppapi9959 6 лет назад
They just want the confirmation before November 6th so that they can confirm him without question. They don’t care about the allegations, and even if they did, they would rather have him in the court than do something about it 🤷🏼‍♂️
@dewitthobson2279
@dewitthobson2279 6 лет назад
Just now had a flashback to reading Tarzan and the Antmen when I was a kid.
@G.Aaron.Fisher
@G.Aaron.Fisher 6 лет назад
That was one hell of a Gregory Peck impression at the end. I'm glad Stephen got the chance to pull that off, because it can't come up very often.
@rosset4music
@rosset4music 6 лет назад
That's ridiculous. we paid for this report! We should be able to read it.
@Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr
Even the democrat senators said there wasnt anything in it
@Cythil
@Cythil 6 лет назад
If so ever greater reason to let the public read it. If you protecting peoples privacy then I can see why you would keep it secret. But if there is nothing there then why not let everyone read it? (Now I am guessing that the report is not saying much as the FBI got a very weak mandate during a very limited time frame.)
@keith1859
@keith1859 6 лет назад
Ya. But if your a libral you won't like what the FBI report says. It totally & completely exonerated Kavanagh from all these fallacious accusations .!!!
@Cythil
@Cythil 6 лет назад
Like it or not does not matter does it? I mean if the Libs do not like it then why stop them from reading it? Have they given there reasoning why the report is so hush hush?
@gonzothegreat1317
@gonzothegreat1317 6 лет назад
Shut up, slave!
@jayzenitram9621
@jayzenitram9621 6 лет назад
I am so tired of our Kabuki Theater government.
@BlackEpyon
@BlackEpyon 6 лет назад
Kabuki is at least entertaining, and has a deep cultural history. This is just frightening.
@chloekey8043
@chloekey8043 6 лет назад
Vote them out!
@Akitten84
@Akitten84 6 лет назад
Omg the chamber of secrets mock-up 🤣🤣🤣
@MichaelB769
@MichaelB769 6 лет назад
‘Moose Knuckle Junction is just a drinking game!’
@faceoff3315
@faceoff3315 6 лет назад
Make America great again Impeach Donald J Trump
@maaiker2977
@maaiker2977 6 лет назад
Impeach and imprison. And while you are at it...do the same with Kavanaugh. They need to redo the FBI investigation the second they get rid of Donny. The truth and justice should matter.
@maaiker2977
@maaiker2977 6 лет назад
@@aylbdrmadison1051 Its still is the punishment for treason. Problem is donny corrupted the courts now like how nazi Germany started. Trump protected Kavanaugh cause Kavanaugh will protect donny (or they will both go down). That's also why the GOP covers donny's ass...they are openly corrupted and will go down with donny so they cover for him.
@kimberlythunert3068
@kimberlythunert3068 6 лет назад
Aylbdr Madison Treason is still punishable by death! And trump should be at the head of the line@
@homerj.simpson7562
@homerj.simpson7562 6 лет назад
Do NOT impeach the Donut! That would mean Pence and I think he's way worse.
@frankat213
@frankat213 6 лет назад
Trump 2020!!!
@covers_girl
@covers_girl 6 лет назад
The Gregory Peck impression was A+
@benm5221
@benm5221 6 лет назад
The Presidency, Supreme Court, FBI, Senate, Republicans Party, Democratic Party, Democracy, international relationship...all are further damaged by this nomination.
@TheBoarder360
@TheBoarder360 6 лет назад
How can you be a supreme court judge when the world knows you as #Boofmeister ??
@MattiasTheMerc
@MattiasTheMerc 6 лет назад
Oh yes he wrote something embarrassing when he was 16.... how disqualifying
@merchillio
@merchillio 6 лет назад
Spark of Liberty, how about when he lied about it to congress last week, does that count? Or his partisan rant when being considered for a job where impartiality is the most important quality?
@olii1861
@olii1861 6 лет назад
Spark of Liberty the results of your actions follow you for the rest of your life. Consider that, maybe.
@mirawenya
@mirawenya 6 лет назад
Wouldn’t be bad if he didn’t lie about it.
@mlfeathers7527
@mlfeathers7527 6 лет назад
Rider Kelton in all fairness, look at our President.
@TracyAllen
@TracyAllen 6 лет назад
I love me some Stephen Colbert! This made me LOLOLOLOL with tears! The hiking up of the pants was killin me! LOL!!
@arthurneddysmith
@arthurneddysmith 6 лет назад
I found Brett Kavanaugh’s claim, that the process “destroyed his family,” strange. Ask yourself: if your partner heard an untrue rumour about you, and you explained the truth, would your relationship be destroyed? Mine wouldn’t. My partner would know who is telling the truth and so would my children by my words and reaction. If for some reason they were not satisfied (partners do lie), I would bring forward whatever evidence or witnesses necessary to show them the truth.
@laurabeaudoin3335
@laurabeaudoin3335 6 лет назад
If you watched his wife's face, during all his pathetic shouting and whining and crying like a kid who was denied a popsicle, you could see she KNOWS HE IS LYING! Sadly, for her, he was still so furious when he finally got his sorry ass out of that farce in the hearing - he went home and made her pay dearly , for HIM DISGRACING HIMSELF! She is basically trapped in a relationship with a shouting, raging, abusive piece of crap. While it is easy to despise the creep - I truly feel very badly for the situation she has to endure.
@coreyshapiro2440
@coreyshapiro2440 6 лет назад
Is that even what Republicans mean by "destroyed is family?" I thought they might mean that his family can't lead a normal life any more because they are associated with someone who is the focus of a scandal. Why must people be so vague?
@spiritofslumber
@spiritofslumber 6 лет назад
@@laurabeaudoin3335 how do you know he made her pay lol? So random.
@Bricktism
@Bricktism 6 лет назад
Laura Beaudoin You sounds like the epitome of reason. I’m sure that’s exactly what happened. Really, though. He just meant his family can no longer live a normal life and will likely face harassment for just being related to him. I feel terribly for them.
@kbkilla360
@kbkilla360 6 лет назад
Laura Beaudoin That is quantum level of bullshit
@TimeandMonotony
@TimeandMonotony 6 лет назад
*THAT GREGORY PECK IMPRESSION THO*
@Katelyn3666
@Katelyn3666 6 лет назад
Was it me or was this monologue funnier than usual? I couldn't stop laughing. A great Gregory Peck impression as well.
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 6 лет назад
Those old senators and the supreme court - first they’ll ban abortion, then they’ll ban dancing and fun music (like Footloose). Q: In which state is Mooseknuckle, USA? A: The high-pitched state, twin town to Cameltoe in Atomic Wedgie county.
@DrEXTREME91
@DrEXTREME91 6 лет назад
These are the same senators that when everything falls apart they wash their hands of responsibility and leave us to fix the problems they and their coperate overlords created.
@CJ-uo5cl
@CJ-uo5cl 6 лет назад
You should have won the award! I love John Oliver but it's been all about you this year for me
@autentyk5735
@autentyk5735 6 лет назад
Somehow saddest monologue to sit through ever.
@telectronix1368
@telectronix1368 6 лет назад
Oh, don't say that. This Trumpublican crowd will find a way to generate even sadder ones.
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