Stephen Does The Math On Senators For/Against Kavanaugh 

The fact that we're probably going to have a Supreme Court Justice that committed perjury during his senate hearing is infuriating.

Before this fiasco I never knew what "boofing" was... Its pretty upsetting that this is how I had to find out.

Just give this show another Emmy, already. Colbert and his team are brilliant. LMAO

To quote Obama, "Don't 'boo'...vote"

"There are no whales in the ocean!" "We gave the FBI a cup of sea water and they investigated and couldn't find any whales!"

America, try unplugging and plugging back your country it might just work.

THE best Gregory Peck impression I’ve ever heard.

When is a report not a report? When it never really took place and then “boof” it’s gone!

This shit makes me feel sick to my stomach. What has happened to us? 😞

A lot to go through to read a report that essentially says "We asked the bush outside our office, and it didn't report any impropriety."

Stephen Colbert should play Atticus finch of they ever did a remake of To kill a mockingbird

“But the plans were on display…” “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.” “That’s the display department.” “With a flashlight.” “Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.” “So had the stairs.” “But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?” “Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.” - Douglas Adams

Utilizing your 1st amendment rights are antics and hijinks? Republicans self-righteous indignation is utterly repugnant. Best teach these public servants a lesson on who is the boss in November.

All of a sudden the Republicans love the FBI, if you remember, just prior to this they said that the FBI is a bunch of liars and not credible. So which is it? This whole investigation smells of a sham, kind of seems like the FBI is working towards what the president wants, for their own sanity, as well as being directed as to what to look at, and what not to look at, considering the amount of witnesses that were not even interviewed. Any investigator, myself included for 31 years, knows , that you search all leads to arrive at a logical and factual conclusion. None of this, this whole thing just stinks.

Wait so people thought there was a chance he wouldn’t be confirmed? 😂😂😂

That was one of his best monologues ever! That Gregory Peck impersonation was great.

The old geezers gotta go. Vote them out!

I've had homework assignments longer than this FBI investigation.

Hell, I've had more thorough investigations to find the remote.

It’s like the murderers joining the search for the body to throw off suspicion. All for show.

That was a genius imitation of Gregory Peck as Atticus Finch. God I love Stephen Colbert.

I'm not American, but it seems you need to do some serious blue voting over there. Serious. Make America Saner Again

I Love this Show. Nothing but true speaking. Thank you Mr.C.

💕💕Steven Colbert’s coverage of current events is my flashlight in the darkness💕💕

In the name of God , do your duty indeed. I know if this was a pizza hut delivery job interview they would by now have scrapped the guy for being associated with a sexual assault accusations

Im not even American and I feel disgusted. Go in that house and investigate if they have milk. You cant go in the kitchen tho !! Didn't find it? I guess that settles it. type up the report clearly no milk here.

“So all my tea tasted like hot and spicy beef” is such a beautiful line 😂

He lied under oath!!! He's out!

This seems funny and we talk about it, but the truth is that this behavior that we are seeing from our government is affecting our confidence/trust. It affects our standing with other countries. I wish we had more forethought about this. I wish we understood how fragile the existence of a nation is.

Remember the POINTS that are most important! Kavanaugh is anti gay rights, anti Roe V Wade, against the consumer protection agency, and against net neutrality. The assault is just crap on the bad nominee selection.

Remember, folks....they DO vote. We have a tendency to stay home and say "my vote doesn't count". Well their vote IS counting...cuz they cast it.

We all feel like puking, huh.

My Google searches for a vague memory of a TV show that I saw as a kid results in more information than what the FBI could gather in 5 days.

if there will be another movie adaptation of "To Kill A Mockingbird," I want Steven Colbert to play Atticus Finch. If he isn't casted for that role, I'm rebelling

Give COLBERT HIS EMMY ALREADY!!!

Still 51 / 49. People have no principles--only a lust for power.

They truly have forgotten they work for us.

Stephen Colbert and his writers are genius.

OMG, this guy is so funny! Thank you so much, Mr. Colbert, for helping the world deal with the present US political madness.

I LOVE you Stephen Colbert! I have not laughed so hard since your last show! You provide the bright spot and comic relief in our days that we desperately need .

*Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen*

So we can all lie under oath now right? Right?!

As ALWAYS told Only like Stephen Can😂

Those protesters are champions of democracy

Attemted rape is just " hyjinks" to these old codgers. How could they ever understand being pinned down by someone bigger and stronger and not being able to breath and afraid of death?

Anybody else can’t sleep until Colbert, Seth, and Trevor check in with us?...Thank you gentlemen for letting us scream vicariously through you.

Moose Knuckle Junction. A drinking game.

You should have won the award! I love John Oliver but it's been all about you this year for me

Devil's Triangle : Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham, and Chuck Grassley.

I love how angry these republican grandpas act over Bret, when they wouldn’t even give Merrick Garland a hearing... such hypocrisy...

NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!!!

just curious what Mr Kavanaugh has in mind when he says "what goes around, comes around." that has more than a whiff of resentment-fueled judicial revenge

The release of this FBI report reminds me of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: "“But the plans [substitute FBI report) were on display…” “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.” “That’s the display department.” “With a flashlight.” “Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.” “So had the stairs.” “But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?” “Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.” All credits to Douglas Adams, who crafted the above lines. Beware of the Leopard, indeed.

😆😂😂😆, “But, then I remembered that they’ve given, the launch codes, to an idiot” - Stephen Colbert (The Late Show) 🧐 - I say, I say ! That’s absolutely, brilliantly stated (in all context) by Mr Stephen Colbert. 👍

"get off my damn lawn!" (Pulls his pants)...OMG! I'm dying!...

This "innocent till proven guilty" argument by republicans and trump doesn't apply here. We aren't trying to jail Kav (unless the evidence would inspire a prosecutor and is criminal). We are making sure the proper people get put on the highest court for decades, ultimately deciding this country's destiny. That's what we are doing. We the people cannot vote them out once they are in. They are to be held to a higher standard than just about any other human being on earth.

This is not okay. Vote.

Drump may be a teetotaller, but he tweets like a drunk, he talksh like a drumpf. This has to be rock bottom, except I thought we were there in the first week of 45. since then , we've been digging down. Please america, make this end.

Just waiting for "Supreme court nominee and Angry Bird"

I've never been overly political. But more and more, each year, I follow politics slightly more than the year before. And the conclusion I've come to is that our entire government is self serving, often at the expense of the people they are elected to serve and represent. They are a corrupt lot of people who care more about reelection and campaign financing then they do the districts they are supposed to be serving. This is both sides. I'm not a proud American. I wish we could scratch them all out and start over.

Make America great again Impeach Donald J Trump

That's ridiculous. we paid for this report! We should be able to read it.

That was thoroughly entertaining, Mr. Colbert!

Grassley is probably so grumpy because he can't get it up anymore.

I love Stephen's impressions....lmao Grassley omg

I'd probably would have blown my brain out by now if not for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. LOL

Best GREGORY PECK impersonation ever!

Kavanqugh comes from the swamp

OMGee!! Stephen’s jokes on the old crusty senators were fricken hilarious!! I’m so pissed at these out of date assholes!! But, only Stephen Colbert could make me laugh about it! ✨🥇🎭✨

They just want the confirmation before November 6th so that they can confirm him without question. They don’t care about the allegations, and even if they did, they would rather have him in the court than do something about it 🤷🏼‍♂️

What an amazing Atticus Finch! Nice job Stephen! lol

Stephen always makes me laugh but omg, this monologue was just too hilarious. Stephen's great at saying silly things in serious accents, lol.

That was an imPECKable impersonation, Stephen

There was a time when 1984 and The Handmaid's Tale were fictional. Republicans mistook them for guide books.

I'm so sorry America…

That was one hell of a Gregory Peck impression at the end. I'm glad Stephen got the chance to pull that off, because it can't come up very often.

Kavanaugh: “Why no, officer, I’m not as thunk as you drink I am.” **hiccups**

*Senator: "....Moose Knuckle Junction?"* *Colbert: "Drinking game"*

The Gregory Peck impression was A+

Colbert’s Improv is still so on point. Once a correspondent, always a correspondent

Just wait until November, I’ll never let 2016 happen again without me saying I voted.

These are the same senators that when everything falls apart they wash their hands of responsibility and leave us to fix the problems they and their coperate overlords created.

Oh Stephen I needed those laughs after a very depressing setback for the USA.

"Get off my lawn!" You are such a comic genious Stephen!

Stephen, you outdid yourself with this one. Bravo.

An Iowan: Yeah, sorry about Grandpa Chuck. We've been considering putting him in a home for a while.

Let me start by saying, I do not identify as a Republican or Democrat, conservative or liberal. Where is the honor? Where is the honesty? Where is the noble intent that these offices are SUPPOSED to hold most sacred? Wether the judge (in a drunken state or not) did these things or not, I don't think we'll ever know. However, his attitude, behavior and outright deception,, is abhorrent and absolutely beneath the job that he is being offered. The absolute partisan behavior and attitudes of some (if not MOST) of OUR representatives is Shameful at best and unlawful at worst and definitely NOT representative of MOST people that I talk to. I believe our system is broken. We have a TWO party system that spends most of its time fighting AGAINST each other rather than FOR anything. The ONLY thing that the two parties seem to unite AGAINST is the creation of a third party that could possibly break up the constant stalemate. BOTH parties are beholden to their largest "contributors" which have little too nothing to do with the 80-90% of us that have to listen to the constant smear campaigns and soon to be broken promises. Usually based on the last big story in the partisan news/social media platforms. And most horribly, anyone who does get elected that doesn't clearly pick their side and "play the game" properly is very effectively blocked from accomplishing anything or having a voice until the next election. Does any of this seem honorable, honest, noble OR representative of the principles this country was founded on? If we don't change our broken system from within, someone WILL come and change it FOR us. A house divided, can not stand.

One can either continue to accept the Repub party as a source/subjects for comedians to make satirical jokes, or simply one can protect one's best interest by voting all these Repubs out of office.

Even as we speak, I'll bet there are about 12 authors [i.e. published writers] who are planning to write a book in which ALL the witnesses will tell their version of what had happened. Don't be shocked if their version is SLIGHTLY different from the FBI/Grassley/Grahan/Trump/McConnell fairy tale .

That angry possum might be the next judge of The Supreme Court. 😨

Omg the chamber of secrets mock-up 🤣🤣🤣

Heavens help the citizens of the USA

Tonight, Brett Kavanaugh got to write a Wall Street Journal OP-Ed on how wonderful he is and powder puff family interviews on Fox News. Tonight wouldn't be the first time a drunk promised never to do it again. While tonight Dr. Ford gets left in the dust.

GOP should be renamed to AOPP (angry old people party).

One of your best, Stephen!🤣🤣🤣

We can't give up even after he is (most likely) confirmed. We must continue to fight

There is never a time in a democracy to stop protesting. Dictators want you to give up. Dictators want you to relent. But Americans never give up!

How long has Stephen been sitting on that amazing Gregory Peck impersonation?!

That TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD bit is far and away the best Gregory Peck impression I have ever heard.

Comic genius Writing!