Stephen Spoils Juicy Details From Grisham's Book, And Pence Whitewashes Jan. 6th Riot 

You must be a very unfunny person then.

Hi from Norway 🇳🇴👋🏻 he is just hilarious 😂

I thought so too! It’s packed full of sharp lines.

Well, there’s 70 million Boomers now so I think your prayer is answered

Wooden tennis racket?

@@joanlynch5271 Yep - my 1st was a Chris Evert wooden racquet.

I love that sketch! It is absolutely a fantastic metaphor for Trump's tenure in the WH ... John Mulaney totally nailed those 4 years in just 4 minutes!

I knew you were gonna say that you $&;'$:"€¥ Horse!

His impression is so good it makes me throw up in my mouth a little. Every time.

It will never not make me laugh.

I deactivated in February. Feel better!

Would love to, but our not so big business is pretty dependent on Facebook and other Marky Mark's products for advertisement...

I have never been on it. Being older, I can fondly remember a time without internet.

He sure at least helps me smile a little, even on the worst, darkest days (of which I've had a lot over the last year), which is more than the other late night people (with maybe the exception of James Corden) do for me.

@@MaryAnnNytowl if late night hosts make you smile,awesome just please dont fall into their lies

Stephen got us thru a rough FOUR YEARS and counting!

I also agree so I don’t I understand why Colbert just doesn’t talk about these books on his show. After all, he’s still giving Grisham free publicity with this segment

@@NaishaS He's not giving any endorsement, but instead he's giving away the juicy tidbits so that people don't need to buy the book.

@@NaishaS it's current events, it's topical and it makes for great jokes. Please remember that Stephen *is* in show business, eventhough he does use his platform to enlighten as well as entertain us.

Haven't read one, never will, not even Woodward's, who could also have revealed everything as it was happening..Notice Bernstein hasn't written a book. Woodward's an opportunist still sitting on his Watergate laurels. While staying at a friend's house 2 years ago I found a copy of Peril and read it..There was nothing in it we didn't already know.

Stephen is giving us a HEADS UP on who the people are who are writing books. When you know you can avoid buying them. If it isn't in Comic book form and written by Stan Lee, I am not interested. It costs money to publish books.(I hope they Lose every cent.)

Me neither! My only concern is that if FB goes then there'll be more @-holes to contend with on YT :/

Me too, I learned about it on TikTok

Facebook was down?

@@fionacampbell5105 if this is a contest then we're all losers in the comment section 🤷‍♂️ why does everyone think this is a place for sharing knwledge and facts?

I saw a headline for a news story saying such, and I shrugged and thought "oh well." Ditched it years ago and I don't really have sympathy for anyone who would panic over losing access to that horrible platform.

Yes.. it has strayed into a little too real.. should I laugh?

There's no justice that this show didn't get the Emmy for best late-night program for at least the last 4 years.

The consistency of the writing, his impersonations (Eric Trump), and fast pace really are a cut above all the others - especially how he produces this 5 nights a week!

Not unlike his audience...

So you must of loved the vax-scene dance.. .. I seriously wonder what Colbert fans are like in real life. The dude is the worst fake woke guy on tv

The Internet University...lol

That would be by antivaxx neighbor. She listens to RFK.jr. Thinks he's brilliant.

I haven't seen a single works cited page in MLA format from any of these people.

If they knew what research is in the first place, they wouldnt question science in the first place because then they would accept the evidence, test and trial premise in science instead of dismissing it and listen to someone like Kenneth Copeland,the woman who speaks in tongues and aaaalll the other horrible people from Faux news/ Alex Jones...

@@1TakoyakiStore work cited does not have to be formatted as mla for it to be accurate or inaccurate

the Republican Party is nothing but an endless self-cannibalizing grift by the way, what's Ron Qwatkins been up to lately? lmmfao

Really bored with these people still grabbing money when most people know that crimes were committed, when are they to be charged? If the law is used to prevent crime, the law needs to be used now!

Worse than that, she ran cover for them, took the money, and now that most of the enablers are unemployable in a professional environment, they write mea culpas. Have to pay the rent some how.

Naw, lemme get her a cookie - fresh from the litterbox.

@@cindyschneider4728 - Let her pay the rent with her own dime. We must not pay a penny to any of them.

He can get another Emmy… maybe cuomo can get another one too…. Emmy…. What a joke

@@gutspipola8886 you're the joke.

@@sillygoose635 good one Steve. Are you one of colberts writers?

Was thinking iPad with a gesture, but a typewriter sounds better when dropped on a piano.

And destroying the beautiful rose garden. 🌹 Ah, what can one expect from a mail order bride.... 🤔

@@cbailey2376 Yes indeed...

Tang face, nice.

Grisham's Tang on his face!

Not a chance…. Letterman was a very smart man… this guy is a shill…. Licks the boots of the dweebs upstairs. Letterman would never stoop to this guys ways. Letterman was not a shill.

@@gutspipola8886 Well folks, we got letterman's spokesperson here today! Thanks so much for that lol. Not only is letterman not pleased, he's quite hateful as well

I hope so, too. Unfortunately, I don't think Craig Ferguson can feel similarly. 😂

@@gutspipola8886 Remember to pick up your sippy-cup on your way out.

@@CloudsGirl7 wow… are you one of Colbert’s writers? That was a knee slapper. Sippy cup…. Devastated. Gonna cry myself to sleep after that one.

Yes, they're brilliant! No wonder he has a trophy case (or really large mantel) full of Emmys, Grammys, Webbys, People's Choice awards, Writers' Guild awards, and probably more I've forgotten!

@@MaryAnnNytowl yes!! So good and well deserved 🏆

@Van To yo7

And then: “I Will Take Your Money Now”

Since the early 2000s

2 things, I'm gonna miss Trump and i really won't 😋

Who cares? Anybody in Trumps orbit crashes and falls. Besides, Pence is the last person on earth anyone should even care about. He’s a prophetic fool!

Fear, stupidity, some future political endeavor? Who can really say? We see the hypocrisy and shame these people continue spewing out every single day. The one thing you can count on for sure is that none of them have the capacity to think and function with sane and rational thinking. That's asking too much.

Mike has a black belt in subservience. No one bends over quite like him.

If the lapdog Pence runs for president his slogan should be "Let's Hang With Pence".

He let Trump happen. That is the matter with Pence.

Kompromat.

Then promptly yeeted to the moon!

Yes they do... and I pity the inspector assigned to inspect them all. They will likely need years of therapy to recover from that.

"Everyone in the last rotten orange’s circle needs to be inspected " ... without anesthetic.

"Orange man bad" how many more times will i hear that hahahah

@@rodrigocisneros3166 how many will it take for you?

What an insult to Morticia Addams

@@NaishaS yes, it sure is!

@@NaishaS "Imitation is the sincerest of flattery."

@@zesty9815 Is that why Melanoma copied Michelle Obama, lol.

I think that's mean to Morticia. But your jack-o'-lantern comparison is V accurate

Agreed. Those places are so damn toxic, even without the farming of the consumer.

Maybe the title might be 'A Chris-Schmuck's Carol'?

@@noelryan6341 Love it Noel! Just in time for Christmas!

_"The Art of the Squeal"_

@@YusufGinnah That's a title with a great pun Yusuf!

@@joycliffe266 😆🤣👍🏼 Makes me think of: _"So much whining, you'll be tired of all the whining..."_

Can’t wait for Lindsey, Bannon, & Fled Cruise to spill.

They can rip, but I’ll never contribute to their profit.

They're allowed to spill the beans, they just don't deserve praise or money for it.

its all about money, the Ugli-cans devour money and need more to salve their guilt!

@Rashede Gazzi so… is your life better since Biden has been in charge? Just wait until tax time. Compare last years to this one… unless you are at home getting paid to not work. Great for the economy. Getting paid with your own money. Things getting cheaper? Any shortages? Excited for the next 3 years?

wrote a book to make money off of it to benefit herself only...

Let me fix that for you... "FTE: 'I cashed in by writing a tell-all!'"

Do you say.. look at all this terrible stuff that was happening… I want you to please say specifically what the terrible things were… one at a time. Let’s see how knowledgeable you are or if you are just a patriot.

@devon Alexander are you not following the facts at all? Is your hearing that selective? Where are you getting this from? Did you actually watch general Millie get questioned? He was asked directly if he thought trump was going to attack China… Millie said trump was definitely not thinking about nuking China at all… he just contacted the Chinese general and told him that if the USA was going to start anything that he would tell him in advance. What???? How is that not treason? Why in the hell… if he knew that trump had no intention to attack China… did he feel the need to phone the Chinese general twice? First that make you curious at all? Do you realize that Nancy pelosi contacted that general and wanted him to take the nuclear capability away from trump? Do you not think that what Nancy did was what a normal person would do? Would you think it was ok if some fool like Mitch McConnell went behind Biden’s back and talked to Millie and asked him to take away Biden’s ability to defend the country? Your hatred for trump has blinded you… of what she did and what Millie did are ok… then it’s ok from now on…. Now the chain of command doesn’t Matter… the military is now in charge… run by the leader of the opposition. Super dangerous. The world is so much worse off now because of what they did… purely for political reasons.

Added to it

Written by another of its willing participants.

Mangerine,! 😂😂😂

The tell all books will be the only books in his Presiduncial library. LOL!

@@amyreynolds3619 and he won't read even those.

@@alisavdagic8116 Wait...he can read? I don't believe you.

So NOBODY BUY HER BOOK. Period.

I look forward to ignoring her book on the shelf at The Dollar Store six months from now.

Rule 1 of Trump playbook...make money off anything. Oh wait, that was his entire tenure. Stfu

That hasn't stopped CNN, MSNBC, and the major networks from having her on or quoting her endlessly. Steven is even promoting her despite his denials.

Yeah What a hero she is

I think Woodward and Flynn not talking because they had a book coming out were the worst ones.

@@TheQueenRulesAll and Bolton

The Trump azzkisser remind me of The Elites in the Movie *Divergent*! They All thought that they were better than the system that created them and should be in power instead of the Humanitarians! Greed and ambition bright death and chaos! That describes Trump's entire Administration!

I completely agree they shouldnt have been so complicit, but really ask yourself: Would have mattered in the slightest to the Mushroom Man Cult? they'd have just said "fake news" and as if by magic, they believe their conscience is clear again (if they even had one to start with)

And he ruined the economy how?

I might notice as I heard others whine about it, but I wouldn't care.

Seriously, good riddance to the toxic cesspool that is facebook

Still it would be a better world for 6 months

It could disappear for good, like small pox, and the world would be a better place.

😂 me too

...when going to see kids put in cages by her husband.

@@RusTsea196T who built those cages by the way? They were there already…. Hmmmmm I wonder who put those cages there? I wonder when they were put there?

@@gutspipola8886 entirely ignoring and rationalizing trump's racism and xenophobic comments and actions.

@@Ninety9Ninjas66 you are a blind consumer of media. Have you no thoughts of your own? You don’t feel foolish when your media gods lie to you and play you? Do you enjoy eating what they serve? How many false stories do you need to be told before you wake up? Do you still believe that trump colluded with the Russians? Do you still believe that the Russians put a bounty on American soldiers? Do you still believe that Hunter Biden’s laptop was Russian disinformation? Please… for your own sake… wake up.

Do you know what is tacky? The reason she wrote that jacket… sick of people taking shit… she tries to get involved in nice public affairs… they criticize her about Christmas decorations… the final straw… they talked shit about her child…. I don’t remember anyone talking about any other president kids… calling them autistic… that was her politely saying fuck you.

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Nicely put!

Standing ovation, my friend.

UR ignorant!

Vegetables too good for his cabinet, he only used the spoiled!

That doesn't mean that when mother isn't looking, he doesn't sneaks to the condiment aisle and stares longingly at those tempting saucy wenches all lined up.

even that is too much

😂

"This Miracle Whip is a little sharp, mother. Are we really out of Crisco?"

.. As much as he is made out of MAYO and as plain as paper.. He didn't "White Wash it:" He "Right Washed it." ... that includes the _right_ shade of _white_ . :)

She's a tough old bird! I'm no flag-waving royalist, but I have the utmost respect for her. She's also got a wicked sense of humour and does really good impersonations, usually of politicians and other heads of state. Her Thatcher was apparently better than Thatcher! If you didn't know, Thatcher went from speaking like a snobby upper-middle class woman - the sort my Mam would say she thinks she's better than she ever could dream of being - to a faux "royal" way. Even the Queen doesn't speak like that! (She speaks very beautifully and clearly, but not particularly "posh".) Liz absolutely detested her, because believe it or not, she's more socialist than conservative, not that she's allowed to say anything or even vote. But she's very keen that "her people" (to whom her sense of duty is way above and beyond any politician I've ever heard of let alone lived during their time) are given a decent chance at life - housing, jobs if they're capable and benefits if not, education, etc. She's not allowed to say anything in public, but she's dropped some doozies of hints over the years. Don't let anyone fool you into thinking that she's not intelligent, she's still whip smart. And street smart enough to know what photo bombing is, because she did it to a couple of Australians over here for the Commonwealth Games. They were taking one, she saw it, and they got a pic of her behind them broadly smiling into the camera 🤣 She wears the same sort of clothes all the time she's out and about so people "will recognise her"... Seriously!

Sadly true

And a mob that **literally** came armed with a noose and were looking for him specifically.

Pence is such a pusseh That's why Trump is grabbing him by the..

After each state certificate was presented he asked if there was an objection. After AZ was rejected he again asked. After 4 other objections were withdrawn due to the "event" he again asked if there were objections. When PA came back rejected, he asked if there were added objections. He was then vilified for allowing the count to continue. Pence: "just another day."

Absurd liars

Him being a coward is standard operating procedure, so it was just another day for him.

It's a tacit admission of knowing how dumb he really is. I'm tacking it right beside "that look of horror that flashed across his face when he said, 'I'm not gonna have time to golf' on the campaign trail," on the big board of "Time's Donald Trump was Self Aware"

Totally 💯 😭😭😭

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Don’t wanna go into the negative

Wait... he has brain cells?

Hilarious! This was a great monolog.

Lol tears ..now thats a punchline......

@@KingCharlestheGrey no.. it may seem that Disney owns everything, but Fox is owned by Rupert Murdoch a far right Australian billionaire Who never lets a inconvenient truth get in the way of a moneymaking lie. (His publications are actually banned in some countries as simply propaganda outlets)

@@KingCharlestheGrey lol Fox News is still owned by the Murdochs so try again

@@jameshuey6752 Fox News actually is owned by him while Fox entertainment is owned by Disney

Only further skits recreating Eric's expieriences in prison will be accepted.

Hunter is easy.

@@armandhammer2235 is -easy- not a government employee or elected official

@@telectronix1368 Neither is Eric.

You really FEEL the hollow father-son relationship

Well he **literally** knows they will come for him with a noose. He's not entirely wrong to want to get on their -good- slightly less unhinged side.

Part of me thinks that if Trump runs for President again in 2024 and he gets the nomination, I'm guessing he'll have Mike Pompeo be his V.P. The reason why I think this is because Trump still hates Pence for not overturning the 2020 election even though there was nothing he could have done, the 12th Amendment to the Constitution states that the President and V.P. can't be from the same state so that means no DeSantis, Rubio, or Scott, Trump probably still hates Cruz and views him as too weak to be his V.P., and I doubt he'd pick a Governor like Abbott, Noem, or Kemp to risk a Democrat winning those elections later on. So, taking all of that into account, Pompeo seems like the perfect yes man that has nothing left to lose politically to be Trump's V.P. in 2024 should Trump be the candidate.

@@jessetorres8738 Well speculate all you want, I am hoping Trump will be fully invalidated before the start of the election season. The twice impeached virtueless criminal needs to become irrelevant.

@Matthew Snider Cringe sums up the white mannequin perfectly.

@@telectronix1368 Good point. lol. I hadn't thought about it like that before.

That’s the thing about comedy that the left does not understand…. When you are funny… you involuntarily laugh… you don’t break out in cheers and applause… that’s just pandering to your opinions. “ oh I agree with what he said yaaaaa” that isn’t funny… it’s cheerleading. If it’s funny… you laugh… you can’t help yourself… garbage humour relies on applause… like bill marr. “Oh he’s so witty… I agree with him. “ Not funny. That’s why the left wing memes are so terrible… they are all opinion based… not humorous.

Meh. It can be handy to stay in touch with friends or family who have moved away/you have moved away from.

Congratulations 🎉🎈🍾

@@telectronix1368 My friends and I have these cool gadgets, called "smartphones." And, they work everywhere Facebook works.

@@telectronix1368 Isn't that what a phone call or text message are for, without all the FB 🐂💩??

@@richardowens9061 What a fun way to fail to counter the point that fb can help people stay in touch. 👍🏼 (There's also all the nazis and antivaxxers and general denial of reality going on there but, hey, yin and yang.)

...like another male fox...?? 🙄

Lol I scream 😂