People don't say "don't ever change hands", because no one has ever thought to do it. But it is funny that Seagal is letting us know that he knows people laugh at his ridiculous firearms bs, and he's gonna keep doing it.
Also, this was the guy who claimed that he trained Special Forces and CIA operatives in the past...and his own gun handling skills are crap. Methinks someone was telling porkies...
As someone who loves guns and knows them fairly well, I can say Seagul’s “tactic” of switching hands while you switch cover is one of the most horrible ideas you could ever imagine. Firstly switching cover is always risky because you are exposing yourself to gunfire in transition. That first point leads to the second point; if you must transition to new cover, the last thing you want to be doing in a vulnerable state is to not be able to immediately return fire if you’re receiving fire. You want to keep your threat’s head down, especially when in transition. You can’t do that while changing hands in the middle of the most vulnerable state you can find yourself in in a gunfight. Also, pro tip on the use of cover. When firing from cover, do not hug your cover, stand a foot or two away, facing your cover and then lean out to return fire. This allows you to engage targets efficiently while exposing as little of your own silhouette as possible.
Have you seen how he "shoulders" a carbine? Steven Seagal doesn't even aim. His paper targets are contractually obligated to move into favorable positions for higher point shots.
Very interesting post. I'm a taekwondo dude, and here in viking land Denmark it's the closest you get to "weapons". I'm not even allowed to carry a pocket knife unless I have a good reason. If I'm in a pub, just a tiny pocket knife is illegal....and btw if someone breaks into my apartment at night, I don't defend myself. LOL yes I'm aware that Denmark is the best country in the world to live in year after year, but we really have some weird law's up here in the north. Let's take a simple thing as Dannebrog, the worlds first flag and the reason why 9 other countries have a cross in their flags. If I hoist Dannebrog after sunset I'm worshipping Satan and that's illegal LOL...not kidding. If I drop Dannebrog on the ground I have to burn it and buy a new flag. If I put it in the trashcan I will get a fine 😂... I'm sorry mates, I'm jumping off topic here.
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🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation: 00:00 🎙️ *Introduction and Location Setting* - Red Eye introduces the show and mentions Steven Seagal, - Microwaving pizza rolls while commenting on Seagal's persona, - Setting unclear between Seattle or Vancouver, humorously unsure of the location. 01:14 🚗 *Mafia Heist and Construction Workers* - Introduction of construction worker characters with unclear roles, - Construction workers involved in both construction and catering, creating confusion, - The introduction of Mafia men, a shootout, and the discovery of stolen money. 02:54 🕵️ *Police Investigation and Mob Cooperation* - The police, led by a "sentient microwavable dinner," investigate the crime scene, - Discussion about the stolen money belonging to the Mexican Mafia, - The gang unintentionally cooperating with the Mafia to recover the money. 04:47 🍕 *Pizza Shop Alpha Male and Distracted Gang* - Gang's distraction and forgetting their assignment due to strip club tases, - Attempting to assert dominance at the pizza shop with an engine mishap, - Becoming unintentionally involved with the Mafia. 06:26 🔍 *Russian Connection and Tracking* - Seagal's meeting with a Russian for information on Big Sleep's death, - Impressively speaking Russian, establishing a connection, - Placing a tracker on the Russian's jacket for further investigation. 08:11 🔫 *Shootout and Gang's Efficiency* - Engaging in a shootout with criminals, showcasing efficient tactics, - Humorous commentary on Seagal's gun-handling advice to Barbie, - Successfully eliminating threats and recovering stolen money. 09:56 💰 *Stolen Money and Return to Mafia* - Seagal stealing money and pretending to return it to the Mafia, - Presenting a share of the recovered money to Big Sleep's wife, - Ending with the gang receiving some money for their efforts. Made with HARPA AI
Say what you will, Haters, Steven Seagal is a 7th degree Master of Kukido. Kukido is almost lost Okinawan Martial Art that enables you to fight an opponent, while discreetly checking his pockets for cookie dough. KUKIDO!! Ha ha, yippeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Yes it really is funny, something about the term "Kukido" (similar to "Aikido" ) but even the spelling makes it seem possible, which is why the punchline is right on! Of course the real "Dojoke" is Seagal himself, the original KUNG FU TWINKIE.
Where is the team up between Steven SaBoom Boom and Donnie the Penguin, they're such big stars. Seeing them team up in a video would be bigger than watching the Avengers assemble for the first time. 😁😁😁
What's the name of this dogfart? Not that it really matters with So Gone flicks, they have all been pretty much interchangeable for the past 20 years but I didn't see the title for this one here.
Does anyone know of the title which has a scene of a woman removing a cop wire, and a mobster opening the door and shooting her-Seeing her remove it? Some movie I saw about 20 years ago.
One of Seagal's crew member Lochlyn Munro has been in everything from White Chicks to Riverdale and of course True Justice with Steven i'm gonna snatch every motherfing birthday Seagal.
Mr RedEye is actually doing a better Seagull voice than the bird himself... maybe our awesome narrator can do voice over for Seagulls next movies... then the world's greatest warrior just have to sit there... it's perfect 😂... nobody would hear the difference.
I am not a firearms expert, but his insistence on switching hands mid fight or whatever sounds so damn wrong. He does it in several of his films, including that sniper one. In that movie, it's so bad because the gun is large and it's so obvious when he switches and it looks so incredibly stupid.
😂🤣😂 Steven Segal is as believable as an actor as Tom Cruise is as an action hero or as a touch guy. I can’t even remember the last time I saw either joker in a movie I walked.
