Once me and my friends were talking about our sexualities. I was like, "I'm panromantic and asexual." my cousin said, "I'm bisexual." and my friend said "I'm lesbian." Me and my cousin looked at each other for a sec before saying in unison "I thought you were American."
I wish I had a shortie squad Jk, I have a shortie squad. I have my friend Mia who's 17ish and about a half inch taller than me, myself, who is turning 14 in early September, and her sister, who will be 13 the day after I turn 14. We are all almost the same height. I've always been a part of their family and my older friend is my mentor who is teaching me how to be a demon too (she calls herself that)
Steven to Jasper: "Don't fuck with me! I got the power of angry lesbiens on my side!" Jasper: *Hits Steven* *Every Crystal gem summons there weapon or whatever* Garnet: "LESBIENS ATAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!"
Steven to Jasper: "Don't Fuck with me I got the power of angry lesbiens on my side!" Jasper: *Hits Steven* *Gems get there weapons and a huge water hand and knives appear* Garnet: LESBIENS ATTTTTTACCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3:11 I feel like Ronaldo would be more accurate on this one, he literally runs at a being way bigger than earth with his bargain bin plastic anime sword.