Steven Universe Vines 

2:57 when you learn that su is coming back in 2018

*"I MADE YOU IN MY IMAGE, YOU DO AS I SAY!"* That scared me half to death

Pink diamond: *isn't perfect * White Diamond: 1:40

"WHY ARE BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE ?!?!?!?!" RIP me

*"I MADE YOU IN MY IMAGE YOU WILL DO AS I SAY"* -Peridot, whenever the hell this video came out

1:27 you gotta admit, that's pretty good

Peridot to Corn: "*I MADE YOU IN MY IMAGE, YOU WILL DO AS I SAY!*" Corn: ... Peridot is God confimed.

Parents: raised me to be a controlling individual Me when I have a kid 1:37

2:58 with captions on Steven : *_"Uh Paradox"_* Me : *Wait a minute thats illegal*

R.I.P Headphone Users... I'm Wearing Earbuds...

0:24 me and my best friend lmao XD

1:36 Peridot: *I MADE YOU IN MY IMAGE , YOU WILL DO AS I SAY !!!*

STEVEN: Who is she? Pearl: The author of the journals.... MY BROTHER!

I watched this with headphones like a Boss

"Maybe she can't here me in there." *ahem* *_"I MADE YOU IN MY IMAGE,YOU WILL DO AS I SAYYYY!"_*

1:40 Every mom in this world.

2:46 *I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING OMG*

lost it at bop it

How many times peridot said CLOD 👇

0:32 im cracking up

3:44 ( look at pearls face ) * Insert hostile bird noises here *

1:17 I NEED BREATHE

When you teach your friend how to play a game and tell them there best abilities including best characters but you destroy them 1:28

2:01 When Wendy's roasts every single fast food, buffet and restaurant in the world

4:18 LAPIS LIT JASPER ON FIRE XD

1:27 Is something I loved

So “Not all pearl’s know each other” Was pearl trying to not blow it

2:46 *When I'm playing on the edge of the server in Roblox thinking that I'm not gonna fall threw da map cause there's a ocean*

From 3:46 to 4:20 lapis is disposing of jasper’s body 😂

"You are my best friend if I'm dying you dying with me ain't no choice " lol

0:28 does anyone recognise that peridot is looking up at lapis’s skirt 🤭

3:46 I haven’t heard this soup in years

4:24 my fav part of this whole thang

1:28 is by far the best and gets me every time

1:57 that is so my brother

I knew it. Yellow Pearl is Stanford Pines confirmed 😂

3:42 Killed me.

my eyelashes taste like tomatoes

1:20 Only gravity falls fans would know this. It made me laugh so much.

1:18 I KNEW THERE WAS GOING BE SOMETHING WITH GRAVITY FALLS.....MAN!

Yellow pearl wrote the Journals? I fucking knew it

1:20 I died

Steven : Peridot are you going to be okay? Me: NO 😃 : D

1:38 i had my volume all the way up at school OML

That Star wars one. X'D 2:59-3:18

3:46 Me and my sister at the mall *Peridot is me* *Lapis is my sister*

4:25

Me: *Just watching video with headphones* *I MADE YOU IN MY IMAGE AND YOU WILL DO AS I SAY* *Falls off bed*

LAPIS BURNED JASPER XD

1:27 This is by far the best GameCube meme ever

2:13 OMFG I’m dying after that 😂😂😂😂😂

"Maybye she can't hear me in there..." *ahem* *"I MADE YOU IN MY IMAGE, YOU DO AS I SAY!"* Me: *falls off my chair* ow

the guess i found the most hated character in steven universe. its Aquamarine

2:42 When your the one one who forgot their homework

2:24 when Im singing in the shower

_Maybe she can't hear me in there._ . . *_I MADE YOU IN MY IMAGE YOU WILL DO AS I SAY_*

Hahahahaha, ha, ha, ha.... ha.... heh.... ;-; im lonely.

IMMA POTATO

1:29 “YOU CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCLOD”

2:15 This one caught me so off guard, also nobody is talking about how beautiful this is

Yellow pearl is the author of the journals confirmed 😂 And pearls’ brother..

1:36 Me When My Baby Brother Was Born.

1:29 gets me every time

Peridot the game cube 😂 I can't breathe ! Edit : 1:29

2:56 Peridot walked into a cantina.

0:06 this garnet is empty *Y E E T*

Peridot: corn..... Corn: ... Peridot : ... maybe she cant hear me in there Peridot: *I MADE YOU IN MY IMAGE AND YOU WILL DO AS I SAY* ME :*wears head phones*AHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYY EEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRR Corn: scared for life

1:24 my favourite part🤣🤣🤣

That was funny but how about a little warning about the PERIDOT EAR RAP. That scared the mess out of me. I thought she was going to say something funny but no. I am death now

I'm so moved look I'm crying Steven: that's you gem

Steven:Who is she? Pearl:The author of the journals...my brother

1:07 AMAZING 😂😂

The "I'm at soup" one is an accurate representation of their relationship

One of us has a addiction to rubbing and grabbing our belly pretending we're white diamond taking Stevens gem

1:33 when you realize peridot doesn’t say clod in steven universe future

1:40 when Minecraft doggo you bred doesn’t listen to you

Amethyst: Steven I'm a gem warrior, I'm gonna fa- *LOUD HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMS* 🤣🤣

There's only one thing that I can say.... I'm proud that aquamarine is my birthstone.

"Just kidding, that’s my geeg" Aquamarine 2017

Gamecube meme: Clod Yellow Diamond: **PISSED AF*

*I'M THE REAL D I R T Y D A N*

1:44 Maybe she can’t hear me in there.. I MADE YOU IN MY IMAGE YOU WILL DO AS I SAY And yet I’m watching this now 😂

"Garnet burgles a house" well she also did kidnap Steven when he was a baby

0:58 ARE U SURE ABOUT THAT Oh and remember ur name is blu porl

0:05 😂

Perfect moment for 0:43 “I’m feeling sleepy”

I lost it at the The Author of the Journals part! I LOVE THIS FANDOM AND GRAVITY FALLS!!!!

Hmmm I MADE YOU IN MY IMAGE AND YOU WILL DO AS I SAY

grass.....tastes bad

1:39 literally how Christians fight Atheists when talking about how God is.

When garnet jumped to grab a phone she took one short jump and already in beach city yet she also jumped to the side and not on top of the temple cause the city is behind the temple

*"I MADE YOU IN MY IMAGE, YOU WILL DO AS I SAY!!!"* Best moment of "Gem Harvest"

Me: laughs and shows family. My family: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

rip ears 1:40

3:39 At this point, I started questioning why I was watching this

2:56 the cantina song with one of my fav moments of the show 😂😂😂😂

Bop it! Twist it! Pull it! *“DO IT!”*

3:13 That's my new ringtone 👌🏽😫

*THE AUTHOR OF THE JOURNALS* *M Y B R O T H E R* IMCRYING OH MY GOD

1:19 why did that fit so perfectly??? 😂😂