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A story assigning blame for his disillusionment as an adult and the best nervous breakdown I've ever seen.
PURE GENIUS from Stewart Lee's DVD - If You Prefer A Milder Comedian, Please Ask For One.

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@jf775
@jf775 3 года назад
Why is this routine split into two halves? I'd rather you give it to me straight, like a pear cider made from 100% pears.
@tomarse99
@tomarse99 2 года назад
Because 9 years ago RU-vid capped uploads to 10 minute segments
@weswheel4834
@weswheel4834 2 года назад
@@tomarse99 So really, Stuart Lee's fault for taking too long getting to the point? (and ironically, not giving it to us straight...)
@isaakfoley1861
@isaakfoley1861 2 года назад
@@tomarse99 that's not true whatsoever
@Endeva09
@Endeva09 2 года назад
Ad revenue basically
@dr.zacking2097
@dr.zacking2097 2 года назад
Pear
@Rich606
@Rich606 10 лет назад
I feel a bit bad watching this for free on RU-vid...
@neilonaniet
@neilonaniet 6 лет назад
You've let yourself go.
@clivehaining9375
@clivehaining9375 5 лет назад
Me too , love him though.
@taffpatch1
@taffpatch1 5 лет назад
i dont its shit
@allypoum
@allypoum 5 лет назад
Don't feel bad - YT/Google do very nicely & I'm sure Stew doesn't mind - it does promote his talent after all
@Torthrodhel
@Torthrodhel 5 лет назад
Buying stuff isn't how money works any more, it's not wrong to watch things for free at all. You're not taking money from anyone, because none of us can afford anything to begin with. Nobody lost a sale. If they wanna fix capitalism, then maybe I'll worry my morals about watching free stuff. Until then, screw it be realistic.
@harpdevil
@harpdevil 11 лет назад
Ohh the irony. Watching Stuart Lee talk about pirating his stand up on the internet on a pirated video on youtube. I felt bad and immediately ordered one of his dvds haha.
@YourPalHDee
@YourPalHDee Год назад
Yeah, everything Lee does is dowsed in layers of irony as well. He stands there absolutely abusing his audience for who they are, and what sort of audience his comedy attracts, whilst there's no way most audiences could appreciate how funny that is.
@davebruneau6068
@davebruneau6068 20 дней назад
...and thats when she found out its "Stewart"
@daverage4729
@daverage4729 3 года назад
"Like captured partisans digging their own mass grave..." Christ, that was fantastic.
@geoffyork2887
@geoffyork2887 Год назад
"Digging up your fruit!", is a massively underrated line.
@Jona8280
@Jona8280 5 месяцев назад
yes!!!
@TheLotusManFILMs.
@TheLotusManFILMs. 19 дней назад
How did you asertain what that particular lines rating was? and how have you come to the conclusion that it has under performed? I've read through the comments and there are a number of people who have specifically referenced that line and said they enjoyed it immensely, but alas none of them have given it a rating.
@ProjectFlashlight612
@ProjectFlashlight612 5 лет назад
Kamu-yamato Iware-biko no Mikoto, also known as Jimmun, first recoqnized Emperor of Japan in the 7th Century BC, had a dog called Kyo, which as we can see here has let itself go.
@mustaine75
@mustaine75 2 месяца назад
I'm both laughing and crying, unable to distinguish. That's genius work.
@bimblebimbles7700
@bimblebimbles7700 11 лет назад
I've only recently finally 'got' Stewart Lee's comedy, and this whole bit in particular has got me in hysterics. Just brilliant.
@boogieeck
@boogieeck 2 года назад
It is unlike anything else i have ever seen
@thetallpaul55555
@thetallpaul55555 4 месяца назад
The bit about it being near the fucking end is such a perfect moment
@bazzbazzley
@bazzbazzley 3 года назад
Probably the most inspired comic monologue ever...utter genius.
@SidneyBroadshead
@SidneyBroadshead 2 года назад
"...DIGGING UP YOUR FRUIT." I love how wrong he deliberately gets it to make it clear that he's lying.
@philipmalcolm4550
@philipmalcolm4550 3 года назад
Returning to the stage just to jump off again immediately. MWAH!
@MrKajjaGG
@MrKajjaGG 3 года назад
His meltdown about UB40 was excellent.
@ihavethepowerquery4718
@ihavethepowerquery4718 3 года назад
My meltdown about UB40 was also excellent. BUT THAT'S A COINCIDENCE.
@Lexington365
@Lexington365 4 месяца назад
"Ohhhh they were from Birmingham weren't they?!"
@garethmoors5193
@garethmoors5193 3 года назад
It's quite amazing how SL gets a good 40 minutes out of effectively just a single gag.
@imamoronand9199
@imamoronand9199 10 месяцев назад
I found this routine unbearable for that exact reason. he’s just repeating the same joke over and over, each time changing the details slightly. is that hilarious comedy, or is it lazy? I suppose if people laugh, it’s hilarious comedy, but I don’t rate it. at least when he does this in other routines, there’s some kind of social commentary or the joke is stronger, here it’s just a fairly weak meme-esque joke repeated x times
@intraum
@intraum 10 месяцев назад
@@imamoronand9199 fair enough, i can understand that. for me it's all in the delivery and his sputtering and starting etc. helps that it's filmed so we can see his proper full expressions also
@louisrost
@louisrost 9 месяцев назад
@@imamoronand9199 I imagine you'd rather he kept to the point, and gave it to you straight, like a pear cider that's made from 100% pears.
@chelseapoet3664
@chelseapoet3664 Месяц назад
Typically not even one joke. But brilliant. What are you after, Ken Dodd?
@zaitesushion
@zaitesushion 10 лет назад
Saying "digging up your fruit" to a Glaswegian audience... I'm fucking dead right now.
@zaitesushion
@zaitesushion 10 лет назад
***** It's about digging up potatoes, referring to the stereotype of Scottish people never eating fruit.
@HappyinJapan358
@HappyinJapan358 3 года назад
What a legend! His comedy is gonna last for many generations. Genius stuff.
@jimhood1202
@jimhood1202 2 года назад
Now I'm really pissed off. The first time I saw that advert I said to my wife, who was watching as well, "he should have said pears not pear". If only I had gone just that little bit further and constructed an elaborate back story for the phrase worked it into a stand up act and taken it to a Glasgow audience I could be getting all this praise. But no, I just let it slide as most you who saw it probably did, so now I have to live the rest of my life shackled to the certain knowledge that I could have made something of myself instead of plugging away day after day, year after year for very little money and no thanks at all, digging these stupid pears.
@patagualianmostly7437
@patagualianmostly7437 2 года назад
Big thumbs up, Jim! Nice one
@chrisoliver3642
@chrisoliver3642 2 года назад
Jim Hood has really let the phrase "give it to me straight, like a pair cider that's made from 100% pears" go.
@YourPalHDee
@YourPalHDee Год назад
I'm annoyed for you tbh, mate. That's a piss take.
@stevered915
@stevered915 3 года назад
Has the greatest body of work of any comedian working. Fantastic stuff.
@YourPalHDee
@YourPalHDee Год назад
He is incredible, but I wouldn't say the greatest body of work. That probably goes to Prior or Carlin. Potentially CK. But yeah Lee is definitely up there somewhere.
@Stephg128
@Stephg128 2 года назад
The man is simply one of the finest holding mirror to the face comics there has ever been.
@domski196
@domski196 11 лет назад
probably best piece of standup I have ever seen.
@BrigadierBumCheeks
@BrigadierBumCheeks 12 лет назад
"there is no need to film it mate, we have 8 cameras here" hahaha you can see when lee decides stop carrying on and deal with that. hahaha first class comic
@ginivn01
@ginivn01 5 лет назад
He wrote it and learned. And the bit where he says 'one massive pear' - wrote and learned. And the bit where he's going like blah-blah-blah ... - all's written down and learned.
@its_me_dave
@its_me_dave 3 года назад
Theatrical stand-up
@Gvozd111
@Gvozd111 3 года назад
@@ginivn01 that bloke is a plant
@Joe90Production
@Joe90Production 3 года назад
​@@Gvozd111 He's not a plant actually. I just googled it and there's a newspaper review of the gig, they assumed he was a plant too until they realised they actually knew the guy (he was a friend of the reviewers). Could be the reviewer is lying I suppose, I don't see what they have to gain though. It is a pre-planned response in a way though, it just happens often enough (someone pulling out their phone to film while he's wandering through the audience) that Lee has a whole perfectly executed response to it by this point in the tour. The first time it happened his response probably was shorter, more off the cuff and less of a 'moment' in the show, but he's done it 50 times by this point so it's fleshed out and honed to perfection. He's said himself that by the end of a tour the show is largely comprised of adlibs built up from previous performances.
@tomfitzgerald4760
@tomfitzgerald4760 2 года назад
Wonder if that guys mobile video is on here somewhere
@UnionGarside
@UnionGarside 12 лет назад
Thanks for giving it to me straight, like a pear cider that's made from 100% pears.
@swanningabout
@swanningabout 4 года назад
pear
@zenzombie72
@zenzombie72 11 лет назад
Plural of pear is pears. Unless you have two. Then you'd have a pair.
@adamlee3333
@adamlee3333 3 года назад
I think it depends on whether the ingredient in question is an established flavour entity in its own right within the culture e.g. mint, apple, pear, mango, kiwi, onion, grapefruit. For established flavours it's better to not pluralise e.g. ice cream with 100% coconut sounds better than 100% coconuts; as the plural nature is inherent. But for less established flavours (difficult to allocate) an energy bar made with 100% raisins sounds better than 100% raisin or a tapenade made with 100% olives sounds better than 100% olive. In common use, does the ingredient act solo or in a gang? 100% chives instead of 100% chive works better because no-one eats one chive.
@leeball4585
@leeball4585 2 месяца назад
Of pears.
@mydreamdestroyer
@mydreamdestroyer 11 лет назад
I've watched this 4 times now and it's comic genius. I wasn't aware of the advert before but it still worked for me.
@chelseapoet3664
@chelseapoet3664 Месяц назад
Made up advert
@MrTomb789
@MrTomb789 5 лет назад
never did find out what the Doctor was going to tell him...lol
@michaelmcdonnell5998
@michaelmcdonnell5998 3 года назад
That comment about swapping between Welsh and English accents is a reference to Mark Watson.
@ihavethepowerquery4718
@ihavethepowerquery4718 3 года назад
No, that's copied from me. I can speak English and Welsh. It's copied. It's OBVIOUSLY copied.
@Cyaneyed77
@Cyaneyed77 6 лет назад
I'm watching this 6 days after seeing Stewart live on the 'Content Provider' tour. Genuinely can't wait to relive the ending!
@LuDux
@LuDux 4 года назад
Massive prawns, Stew! Prawns you can see from space!
@onlyme219
@onlyme219 Год назад
Master at his craft. He gives it to you straight like ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
@kobesamurai1127
@kobesamurai1127 Год назад
Love this every time I see it... and, I'll give it to you straight, like a Pear Cider that's, well, you know... being from Birmingham, and of "that age", I know (knew) Summit records, my parents worked at Cadbury's, hung out a bit with UB40, even. Genius!
@TheKevgray1
@TheKevgray1 Год назад
I'm seeing this genius in April.
@refoliation
@refoliation 2 года назад
Lee is the king of spending a lot of time on a bit that by the end you realize was 85% worth the time.
@rogercantwell3622
@rogercantwell3622 3 месяца назад
He goes full Brummie when he starts ranting, like a better-fed Jasper Carrott
@Shmiguelly
@Shmiguelly 11 лет назад
I find it funny that people think you can't like both Stewart Lee and Peter Kay. I find enjoyment from both of them, just in different ways. I think it's arrogant and quite annoying hipster-like to think "Oh I can't like an observational comedian if I like Stewart Lee". I love them both.
@kidcharlemagne3044
@kidcharlemagne3044 5 лет назад
ScarecrowHuggins same thing with people thinking you can’t like Stewart Lee and Top Gear, I love both.
@tomralfe5428
@tomralfe5428 4 года назад
I don’t like Peter Kay because he’s a self-serving arse. But he is funny, and Phoenix Nights is hilarious.
@ihavethepowerquery4718
@ihavethepowerquery4718 3 года назад
Ohhhh mate? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mate? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh maaaaaaaate?
@willsuttie3683
@willsuttie3683 2 года назад
Do you remember space hoppers?
@ignoblesurfer6281
@ignoblesurfer6281 Год назад
I'll give it to you straight, like a pear cider made with 100% pears. Good.
@guineydj1
@guineydj1 11 лет назад
I nearly wet myself when he said "one massive pear"
@goodlookingcorpse
@goodlookingcorpse 4 года назад
Am I the only one who was terrified that he was going to fall?
@fuzzy1237
@fuzzy1237 4 года назад
Nope , me too
@dielaughing73
@dielaughing73 3 месяца назад
His insurance company was holding its collective breath
@B.A.Pilgrim
@B.A.Pilgrim 2 года назад
I'll give it to you straight, like pear cider that's made from a 100% pears - I'm watching this for free...
@MedulaLange
@MedulaLange 9 лет назад
"what you're doing is shit..." Brilliant!
@davidwood4113
@davidwood4113 11 лет назад
Wonderful.
@jamesmaybrick2001
@jamesmaybrick2001 2 года назад
All these years later i'm not sure if this isnt the cleverest and most sophisticated Wagners cider advert ever.
@deafboyone
@deafboyone 5 лет назад
Ha ha Performance Art... at its best... and its FREE!
@tintomara6209
@tintomara6209 3 года назад
Handsworth Revolution, seriously great record by Birmingham's finest!
@timothydraper6626
@timothydraper6626 3 года назад
..Rever, rever, revolution, rever, rever, revolution...
@MGDriver99
@MGDriver99 Год назад
Stewart Lee's masterpiece.
@karlharding2524
@karlharding2524 8 дней назад
Brilliant. I wish id been there.
@piramaniak
@piramaniak 10 лет назад
I am in fits of laughter, what a genius :L
@TheNotoriousMAD
@TheNotoriousMAD 12 лет назад
This is pretty much him taking that phrase back for eternity.
@pauldavies6810
@pauldavies6810 4 года назад
Part of me thinks that guy filming must have been a plant because it's too perfect..
@SeeBread
@SeeBread 3 года назад
100% a plant. It's the crux of the whole sequence. Same with the woman wandering around. Still genius comedy
@sarcasticstartrek7719
@sarcasticstartrek7719 2 года назад
yes, he is, as is the lady standing up - it's all scripted. Earlier on n the show he even says "everything, there, that there, was scripted. so was this. And this. And this bit. and this bit here. And this bit of me going MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU that was, too. And this. EKKKKK. That was. It's all scripted - all of it. I wrote that. That was me writing RRRRRRRRRRRRRR down. I wrote that. And that. And this. And I wrote all that"
@b00-f4o
@b00-f4o 3 года назад
I made a t-shirt and other products with the phrase "Give It To Me Straight, Like Pear Cider That's Made From 100% Pears" to epitomize the unfortunate circumstances described in this bit. It is an homage to both the cruelty and hilarity of having culture stolen poorly by advertisers.
@daiwalters
@daiwalters Месяц назад
Brilliant performance. Echoes of Beckett and Pinter.
@stephenderry9488
@stephenderry9488 3 года назад
I 100% enjoyed this clip. 0% pear. Although I shouldn't have to say that, because a) you can't have more than 100% of anything, and b) you can't make an emotion out of fruit.
@sfoster.23
@sfoster.23 4 года назад
Genius. Not even undermined by the fact he fell for Watson’s fake Welsh accent all this time
@harryhume
@harryhume 11 лет назад
I saw him do this live and it was fantastically awkward, particuarly for the guy who nipped to the loo.
@collectorduck9061
@collectorduck9061 5 лет назад
What, you mean someone just RANDOMLY decided to go to the loo just at the EXACT same time around his act as in this video? What a coincidence!!! =)
@Micho55
@Micho55 4 года назад
Doubt its staged, he seems to improv a lot of his bits. And going to the bathroom is pretty common in these events.
@barryhomeowner1032
@barryhomeowner1032 3 года назад
@@Micho55 and in people at large now I think of it
@brucekennedy5274
@brucekennedy5274 5 лет назад
One massive pear you can see from space 😂😂😂
@MartinVarallo
@MartinVarallo 4 года назад
Hey Stuart you're a genius.. Absolutely love the layers in this and the execution. Love your delivery of your own material. Thanbks for all of it. You make me very happy.. So much more to say but im a bit drunk on cider.....
@mattlouv
@mattlouv 5 лет назад
This bit is standup comedy's high water mark.
@strangerwithin14
@strangerwithin14 2 года назад
Genuine comedy genius
@geordiebatt
@geordiebatt 5 лет назад
I haven't had a pear for ages.
@ispearedbritney
@ispearedbritney 4 года назад
You should go out and get one, pear is 100% delicious.
@stephenderry9488
@stephenderry9488 3 года назад
@@ispearedbritney And 0% disappointment.
@dontaskme7004
@dontaskme7004 3 года назад
"in the fields, in the sweat of our faces, digging up your fruit"
@edmundironside9435
@edmundironside9435 2 года назад
That last sentence was profound: you really can't make a drink out of a feeling; just ask my mate Gavin.
@billydykes5761
@billydykes5761 8 лет назад
"What's that... one massive pear?"
@fergusmckee
@fergusmckee 2 года назад
I wish i could be paid for my pub breadowns like this.
@contactinspect
@contactinspect 4 года назад
Brilliant! Not jokes...intelligent wit.
@dansaunders1655
@dansaunders1655 3 года назад
You can't make a drink out of a feeling, but once I went into Currys and there were a few concepts working in there. That's not an experience I forgot about in a hurry, I can tell you
@alfieb8427
@alfieb8427 4 года назад
He is clever funny. It's obviously the end haha
@EmperorSmith
@EmperorSmith 10 лет назад
He's a master-craftsman
@Barrybeastmode
@Barrybeastmode 5 лет назад
EmperorSmith your mum’s a master-craftsman
@rdofdukes
@rdofdukes 10 месяцев назад
They used to say it to each other in the fields! For fun!
@vabriga1
@vabriga1 3 месяца назад
That's one hell of a story teller.
@perkyporkpie
@perkyporkpie 4 года назад
try and any other comedian like him-brilliant
@SMG706
@SMG706 4 года назад
Compear?
@extremepietbh
@extremepietbh 12 лет назад
Thank you for uploading this (though the irony of me watching it on youtube is a little funny) I loved it.
@kevinliddy6621
@kevinliddy6621 11 месяцев назад
Fabulous.
@ianhowlett4682
@ianhowlett4682 2 месяца назад
Bloody hell, this is something!!!
@Soulrollsdeep
@Soulrollsdeep 4 года назад
"What you're doing is...shit"
@mrmanch204
@mrmanch204 6 месяцев назад
99.999% pure genius and 0.001% disappointment...
@uramalakia
@uramalakia 3 года назад
For an elderly Serbian war criminal, he sure is fit.
@bonsaitigerMTB
@bonsaitigerMTB 11 лет назад
Because you can't make a drink out of a feeling.
@0tophats031
@0tophats031 5 месяцев назад
the feeling of being called out for watching this on youtube is further emphasized to me when he then points out two people with a very similar pink that i dye my hair with
@rawheadrex8487
@rawheadrex8487 4 года назад
If Magners offered Stewart Lee £50k to be seen ordered a pint of pear cider in the backgriund of one of their adverts, do you think he would take it?
@theboxofdogs
@theboxofdogs 5 лет назад
Morrissey has let himself go.
@eduardojorgemarques
@eduardojorgemarques 4 года назад
He actually has though.
@averyantitory4626
@averyantitory4626 10 лет назад
Just brilliant.
@tedvickers1005
@tedvickers1005 10 лет назад
masterpiece
@UnaSheil
@UnaSheil 5 лет назад
That's commitment to a bit well played !
@robharris5782
@robharris5782 3 года назад
1:48 the woman in front of Lee doesn't get to appreciate the joke lmao
@Romanplaystation
@Romanplaystation 3 года назад
🤣 Must have seen this bit over a dozen times and never noticed that. Nice catch.
@HotOats
@HotOats Год назад
What’s happened to the mr magners punch line at the end? That’s the best bit!
@skankingrudeboy
@skankingrudeboy 2 года назад
I was convinced that he was going to end that with the fact that pear cider, by definition, can't be made with 100% pears as it would then be a perry not a pear cider, which is of course apple cider flavoured with pears.... I guess that's why I'm not a comedian.
@elcape67
@elcape67 2 месяца назад
Excellent
@kwanarchive
@kwanarchive 2 года назад
It's funny to realize, looking up the ad, that the "Welsh bloke" in the ad is Mark Watson.
@over18irish
@over18irish 11 лет назад
I feel bad for watching this without paying, now.... >.
@tastewithjase
@tastewithjase 2 года назад
SO GOOD
@hamishmunroe9906
@hamishmunroe9906 3 года назад
Right at the start, bottom left, I thought that was Mark Watson
@manuelwolff_de
@manuelwolff_de 11 лет назад
this is genius!
@MFTMSS
@MFTMSS 3 года назад
0:15 I don't know why I find that zoom out so funny
@denyer79
@denyer79 16 дней назад
Pear has let itself go.
@newbarker523
@newbarker523 2 года назад
I used to watch the version of this sketch that went on for slightly longer. Stomping pears and ennui mentioned.
@alessandrogiovannone3742
@alessandrogiovannone3742 3 года назад
This may be missing the point, but I have just watched no fewer than three different magners pear cider adverts featuring mark watson uttering the sentence in question, and in each case he does in fact end his lines using the plural of pear i.e. pears
@3chords490
@3chords490 3 года назад
I feel sorry for people who don’t get Stewart Lee.
@bibby5000
@bibby5000 4 года назад
he stole my idea to have curious orange fight alien on TMWRNJ as I emailed in to suggest that when I was 12... or coincidence...
@KilgoreTroutAsf
@KilgoreTroutAsf 2 года назад
He is right as usual. You cant make a drink out of a feeling.
@klausgartenstiel4586
@klausgartenstiel4586 4 года назад
here's a man who does his own stunts.
@Mikeoneus
@Mikeoneus 6 лет назад
And I think you'll find it's Mr Magner.
@NewFalconerRecords
@NewFalconerRecords 2 года назад
I always thought that pear cider was actually called perry.
@tuulacanavan8606
@tuulacanavan8606 11 лет назад
This is just brilliant!