Stock Engineer: THE PISTOL 

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Oh no its the creature

@@AxxLAfriku oh my god it's you again

@@AxxLAfriku i can’t see who asked

@@AxxLAfriku no wonder

Lol bet he might make that

Could happen

THE DESTRUCTION PDA

Coming on April 1st maybe?

dude pda is so much better than other alternatives....

incredible

Chad

Gigachad 13 years old you

The squeaker grindset

The best player

Always thought it would be cool if him and spy shared one, and if they met they could do some standoff or something

A revolver with 200 reserve ammo just for consistency.

Revolver is a strong gun, you would be amazed how effective it would be on a class not as vulnerable as Spy

To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day

@@cookiebombcasualemail5284 Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have to much to say

@Michael Kagan sadly no however it does work the other way around

@Michael Kagan they patched it out a while ago but it was funny while it lasted

I was there When that happened it was great

Finally, and just for a moment, you could become a professional pepperboy...

"While doing 0 damage to enemies."

*Without hitting an enemy

or "Texan Master" hit all of the 200 shots without missing a single pistol shot

@@slavic_viking9638 that one I think wouldn't work as well, because of the projectile deviation

Yes please

True words brother

THE 2 HUNDRED RESERVE AMMO

Sargent Avery engi

@@reg-master9866 Sargent Avery Conagher

@@johnlop7763 but it's down 99% of the time

@@johnlop7763 and it sounds very robotic

@@gluemonkeyfan.714 that's the point

true

There is another

there's 3, actually

yea?

@@anotherone3840 another one

That's literally the reason the og TF2 devs made it that way it's even outright stated in the game commentary

@@kR-qj7rw wait really where

@@mariustan9275 check under the main menu it's got a whole pre release date recordings of why the og devs did x thing, most of valve games used to have that you walk around and press use on a floating text box and it says stuff it has a lot of insight of the why's and how's of TF2 final conceptual stage

@@kR-qj7rw woah

​@@kR-qj7rw"Random Crits help create those rare high moments" -TF2 developer in Gravel Pit commentary

B A H

@@roccotrojan3469n o

where is funny

Hi lad

Dear god

Pistol spam is gud as heck

Did you really need a video to realize that?

Same logic with the scout but you just have to be more aware of your pistol ammo

@@efftee I can generally have a harder time hitting shots with the pistol with scout because of his speed, specially with the pretty boys pocket pistol since it shoots faster but the reward is obviously better than the stock pistol anyways

@@matheusrios4223 well, yeah. Most people won't pick up on why they're consistently losing fights. And, if one of those reasons is because you're not using your, in most cases, negligible side arm--then it isn't surprising to not realize.

Lol same, the end of Danes videos where it starts going insane are always the best bits

It's a Futuristic Gun, what did us expect

I can't get over how they made a hitscan feel like a projectile weapon but with good feeling reliable accuracy. It scrambles the brain how good the design and execution is.

Lugermorph>C.A.P.P.E.R

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Wdym

Congrats, 2 minutes and over 100 likes

Ikr

Speed

Umcle dain

Undle cane

classic

*shoots in the air once*

*crowd cheers*

That's really interesting! I have to admit, I'm not very well versed in the VSH meta.

@@maildaemon well, what you need to know is: what you think is a weaker weapon gets crit/mini crit boosted like rescue ranger, pomson or almost any melee weapon. Mostly pointless weapons go through a change like demoknight shields tank one hit and after that they break and eyelander gives heads for every hit on sh. Basically weapons are balanced, some get replaced with stock or other weapon. Servers usually notify you about this or you can alt tab out while waiting for the round to end and read the tf2 wiki.

@@thegunslinger9707 TF2 Wiki? I didn't think they covered VSH. Either way though, I really appreciate the answer. I was very confused when I played VSH, and it was a while ago, so maybe I should do some more reading and give it a fair chance. Some of these alternative gamemodes are pretty cool, after all :)

I like how you swear in the first sentence, then in your first bullet point you say heck instead of hell lol

Mini Sentry + Pistol = Sentry gun level 2

That, or it's the metal that he's carrying. He's carrying two dispencers worth of ammo.

He only slows down a little bit when carrying a level 3 sentry

So I did some math, and the 212 bullets (Including what the Engineer already has in this mag) would weigh about 3.27 pounds (lbs). I am assuming the Pistol takes 9mm rounds, and one 9mm weighs 7 grams (g). so, 7 * 212 = 1484g. convert to pounds is 3.27166 lbs or 1.484 kg.

One of the main reasons is probably that he is not super athletic and strong.

@@Darkspace. you also gotta take into consideration that he carries magazines. Not just stray bullets

@Mortslip *shoots gun* classic

I N F I N I T E

pretty boy engi would be op

Winger Engie would be funny.

engie: grabs an entire shelf of pistols "sometimes you just need a little more gun"

@@turqoisesnake2438 mini-pistol: -50 damage +100 clips size +15 fast firing -

Dual wield pistols

THIS CAN'T WAIT A MONTH

Wow ok so i guess everybody just knows me then i see how it is

Yeah

Hoovy

She. She's a girl.

@@EGRJ When was the word 'he' mentioned?

@@EGRJ when the singular they 😳

The power of placebo.

Those who use the capper are better on average

@@MartinPurathur whats the capper

@@thatcooldudeisawesome876 it's basically a regular pistol. But SPAAAAÀAACE

@@MartinPurathur SEND THIS GUN TO OUTER SPACE NOW FLYING HIGHER THAN EVER BEFORE

None of the wrenches are guns though

@@LARAUJO_0 Not with that attitude.

@@LARAUJO_0 The Southern Hospitality makes you bleed, like a gun. Close enough.

@@LARAUJO_0 yea they are they shoot hitscan bullets

I always switch out the rescue ranger with either the shotgun or the panic attack, cause I barely use the rescue ranger anyways

A situational taunt kill?

@@langleysenterprise5134 It'd be funny if it was an instant kill as you have to be directly above the Engi for it to work.

2007: Tf2 and Halo 3.

so true

No conversation about OP pistols is complete without Halo

“In today’s episode of _ragdoll theater,_ we’ll be featuring the scout, who has learned some new acrobatics…”

“My people need me”

It feels like engineer's main role is sort of skewed and kinda not that great for the people playing against and the person playing as the engineer. what is the engineer than? a worse scout with a shitty auto aim buddy? i think he should be balanced further into his support role. i also like the fact that the engineer can sort of have a relationship to the map and the movement of his team by placing teleporters and dispensers in certain spots and thus de facto masterminding the flow and concentration of his team. now since most linear maps (where engi is most played) have meta spots it's really more like the engineer is doing a dayjob and not creatively using his supportive tools to direct his team but you know... i forgot where i was going with this

@@ffff-qw7sp directing your team with teleporters is very much still a thing. oftentimes your team kind of gets stuck and doesn't use the flank routes, so what do you do? place a tele that goes to the flank route. bam, now your team is pushing from a different angle and the enemy team wasn't as prepared for it, allowing your team to finally shatter that defense and *PUSH*

@@ffff-qw7sp Even if you're an attack engi your first priority is usually a teleporter and dispenser, you just don't focus on them as much.

Thank you my brother, i will finally be dusting my panic attack,, southern hospitality, and my trusty pistol off now.

yes

THE DEMOLITION TOOL

Stock Engineer: THE CONSTRUCTION PDA

and we're also probably getting one on the Wrench tommorow, rejoice!

there's three, actually

and there will be a 3rd one tomorrow if you look at how the thumbnail is designed

WOO

@@cowboymooman8776 watch him make a PDA and Destruction PDA

“Fabric Enemy” does have a ring to it

@@cranknlesdesires Enemy Softner

"And then he shoots his pistol after, classic Engineer." -ankle dan

except the bonesaw

Specially if they grant you Random crits.

And fireaxe

Unless its the syringe gun

The bat too.

Halo 2 music at that

Or Pokemon music. HGSS music too.

comparing it to all the other wrenches i guess

@Karma Feraligatr Jokes on you it'll be the Destruction PDA

@@tgoas3503 Jokes on you it’ll be the hard hat

i suppose it'll highlight what exactly the stock wrench is the best at, and why you should put down that jag and pick up stock now and then.

never underestimate uncle dane

we need more engies in games goddammit

pistol engineer

i'm waiting for the people who go around stealing ammo packs and saying "i like to pick up ammo"

?

It is semi auto

Better than Jag

Uh oh

Well that was fast Edit: I’m fucking stupid

Yeah... "defense"...

This aged like fine wine

feeeeeding the algorithm "likes" for the "like" god comments for the comment throne

The Scouts who threw Mad Milk, the Soldiers who used banners, the Pyros who protected fellow gamers from airblast, Snipers pissing on people, Medic healing his comrades, and Engie helping with his buildings. This is the best weapon.

Do you have 200 reserve friends? No? Than pistol is better

*and they don't stop coming*

Real talk, when all of them are done he should put them in one video and call it that

Dayum

Sheerrrr

Dang indeed.

Dang, the river got him

How does it feel to be first?

He is right there. Just don't think too hard about why there is an awkwardly placed arm behind him.