As a kid I was guilty of stolen valor. My mom bought me some boy scout shirts at a garage sale. I wore them telling fake stories of my service. Good thing this guy wasn't around to expose me. 😂
I served two years in the cub Scouts My best friend took a flaming mallow to the head Man. When we were ambushed by a troop of Girl Scouts I took a thin mint to eye .
I thought this was pretty damn funny. I was a Boy scout and I lost many brothers wearing that uniform. They disappeared into the scoutmasters tent. My GOD the screams
I once saw a thief running rapidly from a tailor's shop carrying armfuls of plush fabric. The shopkeeper was in hot pursuit shouting "stolen velour". I actually managed to catch the offender, and told him "it's curtains for you mate".
I proudly served in the United States Boy Scouts of America, & did two tours at Camp Titicaca! He should be ashamed of himself...I lost a lot of buddies wearing that uniform. They all turned transgender & joined the Girl Scouts 😂😂