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@rickllee
@rickllee Год назад
Not one person watching this video looked at the ‘lovely dog’ Don’t even try to lie. You’re going to hell.
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain Год назад
I did
@rickllee
@rickllee Год назад
@@AuditingBritain ….. 🍑
@BlastAway
@BlastAway Год назад
@@AuditingBritain I think he means the woman's arse was more interesting than the dog.
@edwardgatey8301
@edwardgatey8301 Год назад
@@BlastAway Ohhhh, I get it! Was there a woman?
@sapankhurst2015
@sapankhurst2015 Год назад
@@AuditingBritain I must be getting old, I looked at the dog. Oh I know, it's because I listened to every word AB speaks, so I looked at the LUVERLY dog. Ok where a the rewind button.😁😁😂😎
@lucidmoment71
@lucidmoment71 Год назад
Whoever employed two PCSO's in a position of authority with such poor English language skills should be sacked on the spot.
@achanak69
@achanak69 Год назад
Shocking state of this country !
@suratullahkhan6158
@suratullahkhan6158 Год назад
Language is not a problem wooden head
@engineeringvision9507
@engineeringvision9507 Год назад
@@achanak69 Most London but some other cities are almot as bad
@gjclark2478
@gjclark2478 Год назад
Like ab's English is great 😂😂 One immigrant to another yeah ?? Hypocrisy at its best 🖕🙄😂😂
@distrust9404
@distrust9404 Год назад
You’re absolutely right to direct the blame for the PCO’s inadequacies on the employer. If a man without a job and no income is offered a position with the police force likely he’ll take it, whether he is suitable for the position or not and whether it’s within his ambition or not. Anyone new to these islands would be over the moon to land this type of paid employment. The fault for their inefficiency lies with the employer - in this case the police force.
@debramitchell53
@debramitchell53 Год назад
I almost feel sorry for the two PCSOs because they are so pointless. Chris is about as sincere as a used car salesman, and he still doesn’t get the basics of his job after his 14 plus years that he should verbal identify himself as police officer when approaching a member of the public (especially in plain clothes) and show his warrant card (hopefully he’ll get the hang of it over the next 14 years).
@janefaulkner3749
@janefaulkner3749 Год назад
That shows how much authority they have, which is less than a school dinner lady and a tiny bit more than the local nark.
@therestorementor7742
@therestorementor7742 Год назад
One lady owner a vicar just used it to go to the shops and back lovely motor 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@svenpoletka5236
@svenpoletka5236 Год назад
Sadly not many officers follow their duty to disclose when they start filming,, which is a serious concern whether that is because of bad training or lack of ramifications or both.
@tommyrobz
@tommyrobz Год назад
@@quercus3290 Exactly, he certainly doesn’t have to be “sincere”, the idiot he’s talking to certainly isn’t being.
@Knight_F80
@Knight_F80 Год назад
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@1watsonwatson
@1watsonwatson Год назад
People in uniform, employed by the state, who can't even speak in full sentences
@tonybuttie3038
@tonybuttie3038 Год назад
yes, like giving a monkey a machine gun, lol
@achanak69
@achanak69 Год назад
They would be better just putting the uniform around 2 donkeys !
@sandgrownun66
@sandgrownun66 Год назад
It seems they don't know enough English to be able to.
@socialising6037
@socialising6037 Год назад
Is funny, when I done my carpentry apprenticeship i had to 2 English exams 🤣
@sandgrownun66
@sandgrownun66 Год назад
@@socialising6037 "Is funny, when I done my carpentry apprenticeship i had to 2 English exams" Do you know how to write this in grammatically correct English?
@Spohcsom
@Spohcsom Год назад
The detective sergeant has that much spare time from dealing with very important serious crime to come and waste taxpayers cash chatting to a guy with a camera on a public right of way. The police clearly are not understaffed.
@patthewoodboy
@patthewoodboy Год назад
yep , Home secretary should cut police budget by about 25% , they will be shitting themselves.
@denverspin
@denverspin Год назад
It’s his 6th sense we’re paying for
@HarryNicNicholas
@HarryNicNicholas Год назад
the one real shortage on this planet is neurons.
@neil_mch
@neil_mch Год назад
For people who ask questions as part of their job, they get awfully confused by simplest of questions.
@Nickle314
@Nickle314 Год назад
I had an interesting one. I made a complaint that the Met was racist regarding a particular area. So the Sgt rang me yesterday to put the excuses over. Namely they weren't racist and didn't have resources. So I started going through the evidence for the racism, including things like other police talking about the racist policy on camera. The lack of policing etc and more. ie. Hard evidence. At that point she started getting very angry. A sure sign that she knows its wrong and goes on the attack. So she's now got a complaint for rudeness and lying.
@neil_mch
@neil_mch Год назад
@@Nickle314 They do get rather irate when you refuse to accept their lies.
@Nickle314
@Nickle314 Год назад
@@neil_mch exactly. Now with hard evidence it gets even more difficult.
@neil_mch
@neil_mch Год назад
I hear there's been a lot of pavement being stolen in the area so those PCSOs are doing a vital job.
@FB-tq5ln
@FB-tq5ln Год назад
brilliant Last of the summer wine episode 1
@MartinHiggins1972
@MartinHiggins1972 Год назад
Used to all be gold 'down south' until it got lifted. Hence why PCSOs were first created.
@HarryNicNicholas
@HarryNicNicholas Год назад
nicked by scousers, hence the phrase, tar mac!
@neil_mch
@neil_mch Год назад
@@HarryNicNicholas Lol, well played.
@TheBrawlBox
@TheBrawlBox Год назад
Imagine being issued with a uniform just to irritate people.
@raoulmoat6762
@raoulmoat6762 Год назад
£28 k taxpayer money a year they're both on, what a joke!
@neil_mch
@neil_mch Год назад
Well, the real police are too busy hunting for tweets to do it themselves.
@socialising6037
@socialising6037 Год назад
@@raoulmoat6762 and can just about understand the questions he's asking.
@rogersmith8339
@rogersmith8339 Год назад
Or even better, getting a video camera to do the same and make lots of money from suckers who worship the ground you walk on?
@stevenSouthpole562
@stevenSouthpole562 Год назад
Lol how the detective makes the stop then immediately hands the paperwork over to the PCSO
@HBFREEWORLD
@HBFREEWORLD Год назад
🤣So true .
@yasminet6355
@yasminet6355 Год назад
Yeah but I bet the pcso was grateful, nothing to do all day.
@S....
@S.... Год назад
@@yasminet6355 Sure, they love paperwork.
@nige3801
@nige3801 Год назад
What a weird atmosphere the clown cops are creating😂
@KN-tq2kl
@KN-tq2kl Год назад
I got taken to this place once. They took my keys and tried to enter my dads house to search for drugs. After the keys weren't working my dad opened the door and said, "he's never lived with me in his life". 😂 This place is like some off the grid torture centre.
@engineeringvision9507
@engineeringvision9507 Год назад
Tell us more about the inside. How many levels? Number of cells? Interesting features or facilities? How abusive or professional were the staff?
@KN-tq2kl
@KN-tq2kl Год назад
@@engineeringvision9507 well they cut my clothes off with scissors to search me while I was cuffed and held down on a mattress in my cell, left me naked in the cell for a long while during winter before giving me a white suit and plimsolls. Gave me beans and gravy to eat 😂, and they beat me up after I dipped a polystyrene cup in the toilet, jumped up and stuck it to the cctv unit and used my mattress to cover the door so they couldn't see in (which means they can't enter until they can see inside). Then they discharged me in the dead of the night without even a piece of paper, literally on the North circular. (I got NFA by the way) I don't know how many cells there is, since I got carried to mine horizontally, but the building is as modern as it comes. The best part about my stay in this hotel is that the two women inspectors who interviewed me were stunners. Or maybe they were hideous and I was just ecstatic to be out of the cell 😂.
@mrhairypalm5006
@mrhairypalm5006 Год назад
Same thing happened to me in Woolwich Kent they decided at night when I was in the cells just to go to my house and look around but luckily my wife open the door to them at 2:30 in the morning when they was trying the door with the keys the scumbags.
@tomprowsemusic4864
@tomprowsemusic4864 Год назад
@@KN-tq2kl you should have took action on that, that’s sick. They also should not be trying to get in your dads house, that also should have been taken action on. Sorry you had to go through that shit, some sick fucks in our world I guess.
@bobsmith3291
@bobsmith3291 Год назад
Was your dad lying or did you not live with him haha
@MarekzAnglii
@MarekzAnglii Год назад
The Detective Sergeant should know that PCSO's didn't exist 40 years ago 🤣
@richardtheeighth4431
@richardtheeighth4431 Год назад
Indeed, there was a touch of class at the end of the video, which included Britain's 2 most unwanted PCSO's walking the longest two miles walk of shame. 🤣 😂 😂
@Nickle314
@Nickle314 Год назад
Great idea. Someone does need to a reverse Lawrence of Arabia shot where they walk off into the sunset …
@tonyross7376
@tonyross7376 Год назад
Hahaha Haha
@douglipscomb3002
@douglipscomb3002 Год назад
I used to love the "Carry On" films when I was a kid....now I can get a good belly laugh at these audits. The people who hide behind those "big blue gates" never cease to come out and give us such classic comedy, and for that I will be eternally grateful!
@Spohcsom
@Spohcsom Год назад
Carry on Constable👍😄
@Nickle314
@Nickle314 Год назад
Have you seen win some, lose dome’s channel?
@svenpoletka5236
@svenpoletka5236 Год назад
Sadly all that comedy is tax-funded, no matter how bad it is.
@connect4glyn
@connect4glyn Год назад
THIS REPLY MADE ME LAUGH , very good
@humblequest7905
@humblequest7905 Год назад
DSs first words…. “I’ve been made aware”. Later…. “nobody called me”.
@Fraserkins
@Fraserkins Год назад
Why don't they go and make a report on grooming gangs
@sandgrownun66
@sandgrownun66 Год назад
Because that might damage so-called "community cohesion".
@benchode1
@benchode1 Год назад
Grooming gang's do you mean the Catholic church 🤔
@valentinius62
@valentinius62 Год назад
Then they would never get laid. 🙄
@user-vm9hh2se7s
@user-vm9hh2se7s Год назад
@@benchode1you know exactly who’s he talking about Ben C Hode
@benchode1
@benchode1 Год назад
@@user-vm9hh2se7s yes the kiddy fiddling priests who raped young boys 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🤔🤔🤔
@mrstupid
@mrstupid Год назад
A Detective with no work to do. Must have detected all the crimes so far this week and out hawking for extra work. Real initiative by the Detective to seek out a workload.
@sandgrownun66
@sandgrownun66 Год назад
Well, at least he wasn't a fatty from sitting at a desk all day.
@lastrolo
@lastrolo Год назад
More likely he had to stop working on a serious case to come and talk to somebody filiming for the sake of filming. The detective handled it expertly.
@terrysorange975
@terrysorange975 Год назад
They got remote viewers for that
@sandgrownun66
@sandgrownun66 Год назад
@@terrysorange975 What?
@terrysorange975
@terrysorange975 Год назад
@@sandgrownun66 remote viewers are like spys who use super natural abilities they can zoom in and out they can do what a drone and a camera can do at same time. Research it
@phillipsharpe6459
@phillipsharpe6459 Год назад
You know why the plastic cops walk around in pairs, ? Ones good at reading, and ones good at writing, 😂🤣👍
@simonbmr
@simonbmr Год назад
I loved how the "14 years service" PCO's hat was so ludicrously too big it was balanced on the top of his ears!
@chiefsdad
@chiefsdad Год назад
Got to say that the rozzer who engaged through the fence was spot on in his approach. Very rare occurrence unfortunately.
@Catmad65
@Catmad65 Год назад
I’ve been spoilt, Focus Pocus before bed and AB when I get up 👍
@MultiScampi
@MultiScampi Год назад
14 years as a PCSO, that man's going places, not many though
@tman5634
@tman5634 Год назад
He's been in the job 13yrs & 364days too long
@Nerojan
@Nerojan Год назад
2:54 - Illegally spaced number plates - 1 law for them, 1 law for us 😠
@gilecos
@gilecos Год назад
"Should I stay or should I go..." nice one AB...look it up. LOL from France 🇨🇵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👍😎
@paulraper1
@paulraper1 Год назад
That is one of the weirdest PCSO's i've seen, i can't see the point of them if that's all they do. Why get rid of police officers to replace them with these halflings that just stand there and say nothing. 14 yrs and still a PCSO ?? They are that useless i've never seen a sergeant or corporal one, they are all just PCSO's. That Det thought he was gonna be the smart arse and make you look stupid but soon gave up. I absolutely hate it when a copper approaches a person and asks "what are you up to" as if your already guilty of something, and unfortunately that's what most coppers think.
@memorialgardens1664
@memorialgardens1664 Год назад
AB Your sense of humour marvellous in a complete world of madness very refreshing🧠💪🙋‍♂️🎼💙
@user-allanH
@user-allanH Год назад
By the end even the PCSO was having a laugh
@pggp273
@pggp273 Год назад
Approaching and engaging with members of the public with hands in pockets tells me all I need to know about this character
@idunnobruxx2074
@idunnobruxx2074 Год назад
The problem is, most decent people will not degrade themselves like these PCSO's will, this is why they will employ anything who are intellectually challenged.
@lastrolo
@lastrolo Год назад
That he is being casual and polite? You are the type that would say if his hands were out he was being aggressive.
@pggp273
@pggp273 Год назад
@@lastrolo Body language isn't your specialist subject is it. A bit of advice stick to a subject you know something about
@jacko717
@jacko717 Год назад
@@lastrolo The Royal College of Policing guidelines state officers/pcsos should remove their hands from their pockets when engaging with members of the public.
@lastrolo
@lastrolo Год назад
@LV PMSL. You have just proven my point. His hands are in and it tells you something about character (Nobody has said what that actually means yet) and if his hands are out he is quick with his hands (or some bowlocks). Either way people you lot would find fault no matter what. Bit tedious. The copper was polite and wanted to de-escalate, something he achieved with perfection. When they come out giving it the biggun you all moan as well. Predictable.
@johnallright6847
@johnallright6847 Год назад
How easily they resort to lying because the detective initially said he had been made aware someone was filming and within 5 minutes claimed no one had called him but it was more of a physic awareness type scenario and no one had called him,wow no wonder he made detective with mental powers like that, should be in charge of the whole police force and every crime would be solved.
@SomboonCM
@SomboonCM Год назад
It's safe to say we haven't heard the last of him.
@peterhall6553
@peterhall6553 Год назад
"boom, boom, boom" is probably not the best of ways of describing your filming, AB! 😁😁😁
@ayz01
@ayz01 Год назад
The guy who left in the BMW M3 must work there but what’s with the illegal spacing in his number plate?
@colinmacfarlane9778
@colinmacfarlane9778 Год назад
They are all Barking mad... EXCELLENT performance by AB
@steveturner7573
@steveturner7573 Год назад
Easiest job in the world. Just stand on the pavement doing nothing
@Mossyz.
@Mossyz. Год назад
It's hard work doing nothing . It's also boring work when one doesn't say anything .
@bigmaccas1108
@bigmaccas1108 Год назад
The detective seemed pretty sound to be fair. Love your sense of humour AB. Great video as always.
@robertovers1863
@robertovers1863 Год назад
2 PCSO's at an annual cost £60000 + and neither can barely speak English, no wonder the country is in a mess
@squidguard4743
@squidguard4743 Год назад
Yeah this country is a mess because of two foreign community support officers 🤣🤣 You’re a gammon who can only speak one language. You could never work in another country and speak a foreign language even in an entry level job
@beedebawng2556
@beedebawng2556 Год назад
That's what you took from this video?
@A2Z1Two3
@A2Z1Two3 Год назад
Addressing the public with hands in pocket , he claimed to be a police officer , although he was in plain clothes , but offered no warrant card or any other form of identification. I hope he watches this, reads the comments and cleans up his act before a revisit :) The other two need to brush up on the Body Worn policy especially the old guy who has had 14 years to read it , but obviously not got round to it yet. Might be fun if another Auditor pops round soon to check up on their education:) Focus Pocus would do an excellent job there. Best I can say he was polite but a bit unprofessional in some respects. (If he is a detective , he should have been able to ‘detect’ that you were AB anyway . )
@Nickle314
@Nickle314 Год назад
The Body Worn is interesting. If you see they have it on, but not mentioned, say nothing. What you then do at the end, is make a SAR for it, on the grounds they didn't follow policy. If they don't supply in a month, make a complaint they have broken the law.
@engineeringvision9507
@engineeringvision9507 Год назад
London has the police force of a third world country
@gdr38515
@gdr38515 Год назад
I got the strong feeling he knew it was AB at the outset. Like you, I don't see this body-worn camera issue getting through to these people and yet it is so basic. Fines for breaching GDPR can be really high, so someone, somewhere needs to ensure that anyone wearing a BWC as part of their job understandins the accompanying responsibilities. If the police can't get it right, the abuse of people's civil liberties by officers of all stripes will continue to go unpunished.
@geoffbreen2386
@geoffbreen2386 Год назад
@@Nickle314 If they don't tell the subject of the recording does that mean that anything up to that point of the video is not admissible in court?
@Nickle314
@Nickle314 Год назад
@@geoffbreen2386 I think its arguable. After all when they read you your rights, it makes certain statements. Up and until that point its different
@natalievu4399
@natalievu4399 Год назад
I can't believe that some officers still don't know AB
@neilcallender4455
@neilcallender4455 Год назад
Another cracking one mate, great start to the week.
@JonDingle
@JonDingle Год назад
They object to cameras recording yet they do it and try to pull authority over an innocent man. They also forget, the precious stations are recorded on Google Earth and Google Street view! 🤣🤣
@keithwhittygmail
@keithwhittygmail Год назад
@2:16 you were right the first time the PCSO directed you away from the public office. It's more of holding cells than a proper police station.
@cupidstunts.stcmedia.6618
@cupidstunts.stcmedia.6618 Год назад
Definitely a 'Laurel and Hardy' moment at the end. 😂🤣👍
@ssmith3517
@ssmith3517 2 месяца назад
'look at that blood sucker'? class - and spot on as always. Keep it up AB, my days would be boring without you!
@jamielee9350
@jamielee9350 Год назад
Open collar and not even got a tie on ! It just gets worse 🤣
@A2Z1Two3
@A2Z1Two3 Год назад
“Asked you what you are UP TO” Why is he got to be “UP TO” something .
@1888.cfc.
@1888.cfc. Год назад
Woke up to AB. Brilliant 💛
@frizzle1002000
@frizzle1002000 Год назад
The poor PCSO gets doubly insulted by the man with the tie. He thinks the PCSO has done 40 years (it probably feels like it to him) when PSCO's were only brought in 20 years ago, so the poor guy is now really feeling his age. ROFLMAO.....😂😂😂
@Nickle314
@Nickle314 Год назад
What you need is some red or yellow cards printed off. On the back of them is the BWV requirements. The requirement to ID etc. When they don't you hand them out like a football referee. Alternatively carry a clipboard and start making ticks and crosses. You can ask them for their email address so you can send them the report about the audit of their work performance.
@EnglishVeteran
@EnglishVeteran Год назад
I liked the way the DS handed over the paperwork to the PCSO!
@mrdarren1045
@mrdarren1045 Год назад
To be fair they seem to have a lot of time on their hands. Might at least give them something to do while they're learning the English language
@windyhillbomber
@windyhillbomber Год назад
Chris the Detective visibly seething under his oh so calm demeanor once AB confirmed he was auditing the response. Love it.
@gurueddy
@gurueddy Год назад
Sgt Bob Cryer has been demoted to a PCSO. What did he do to deserve that? 😜😂
@benji.B-side
@benji.B-side Год назад
YO! AB!! This was a rather spiffing audit dear chap. I loved the way you deliberately hung about with your new friends haha. As others have said, the Detective Sargent should have identified himself before he questioned you, especially as he was conducting official duties of 'Stop and Account'. Otherwise, he was ok. The PCSO's walk of shame, looked like they had gotten off some horses, with their bandy walk. Peace and love!
@dandec3235
@dandec3235 Год назад
Yo! Casual Chris was definitely the star of the show? His mates will be giving him some stick about this one? All crime is obviously solved in Barking? Well done to all. 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭😂👍👍👍
@northernaudits
@northernaudits Год назад
I love that "what are you doing" "just seeing what's inside" like non of your business 😂
@mariocondello2353
@mariocondello2353 Год назад
A lot of sexual tension between AB and the Middle Eastern Police Officer.
@powertotheproletariat
@powertotheproletariat Год назад
'lovely dog' okay AB, I'm sure that's what you were looking at 😉😂
@tmkp6602
@tmkp6602 Год назад
He looks like lester out of “tower heist” movie 😂
@paulyh4531
@paulyh4531 Год назад
That end bit looked like a low budget version of the bill 😆
@bloodyliar
@bloodyliar Год назад
You'd think PCSO Damon Hill would be in the vehicle pursuit team ?
@markdunkling1604
@markdunkling1604 Год назад
Chris Lewis your name goes on the list - nothing to worry about as its just procedure -
@richardtheeighth4431
@richardtheeighth4431 Год назад
I'd imagine that the skinny PCSO would look like Mr Bean 40 years from now.
@PMJ4
@PMJ4 Год назад
He won't be alive in 40 years.
@richardtheeighth4431
@richardtheeighth4431 Год назад
@@PMJ4 You're right, in 40 years Rowan Atkinson would be aged 107 years, but in our imagination anything is possible. I must comment by saying to you that RU-vids suddenly sprang to life in February 2005. You've been a RU-vidr since September 19, 2006. 5hat's sixteen years ago. However, taking into consideration that your anniversary is nigh approaching in another eight days, that's a tad shy of seventeen years. Furthermore, for those who post responses to my comments, I do take time to read about some of the respondents' channel information. You, Sir are the only RU-vidr that I've noticed to have been around for seventeen years. Personally I think that's amazing, where and in what condition will RU-vid will be next year or in a another seventeen years is anybody's guess. Finally, for enduring RU-vid throughout the years, you deserve a commendation and an early birthday gift. Happy birthday, please accept my humble offer to be your second subscriber. 🎁
@FPL_fomo
@FPL_fomo Год назад
a nonchalant 'can I get a tour' never fails despite the answer
@MikeSmith-rd9fi
@MikeSmith-rd9fi Год назад
mr detective sergeant really thinks he's brilliant. he should tuck his shirt in. a man not to be trustrd.
@judithmatthews8460
@judithmatthews8460 Год назад
The detective has a warrant number not a shoulder number. That’s what you need to identify him. They create a report to add to the database on you. They record everywhere you’ve been, your description, demeanour, vocabulary, ethnic origin, time in the area. I think you can obtain it by the freedom of information act. AB yours must be a sight for sore eyes. Love you to get it and publish it. Not sure if it’s held nationally or in each police area. If you get taken to court they use it as a way of showing intent.
@TheSadButMadLad
@TheSadButMadLad Год назад
1:40 I think it only fair to see what's on his phone when the police love to see what's on our phones.
@Timesend
@Timesend Год назад
When he’s following you 😂😂 something out of a movie this. Hilarious
@Demon-jz3nu
@Demon-jz3nu Год назад
English is the 2nd Language PCSOs -(
@petersmith6974
@petersmith6974 Год назад
That means you just ignore them.No understanding the speaking. I’ve zero time for foreigners in security and pcso who can’t speak fluent clear and concise English language in England. They have zero authority so just ignore them
@Cockermadman
@Cockermadman Год назад
And your point is?
@Demon-jz3nu
@Demon-jz3nu Год назад
@@Cockermadman Don't know English or the LAWS. you TWAT.
@Doughnut_Alex
@Doughnut_Alex Год назад
@@Cockermadman I'm guessing as their dealing with the law something could be lost in translation maybe
@factcheckersbranch
@factcheckersbranch Год назад
@@Cockermadman Agreed Alan 👍👍👍
@Tony-fr4ic
@Tony-fr4ic Год назад
AB say's 'nice car'. I say the audacity to not only use that vehicle on the road, he parks it in a cop shop - with illegal number plates. Wow.
@mcirelandosharma7411
@mcirelandosharma7411 Год назад
Getting paid handsomely to partake in the biggest criminal gang in existence. A gang of cowards whose only confidence comes from knowing they can get away with murder.
@reccerat4446
@reccerat4446 Год назад
The more of these I see the less I recognise the country I once loved. Plod shops now resemble fortresses, all in the name of keeping you safe you understand, patrolled by people barely able to speak the native language, dressed up in an outfit that look like rags, with an unfathomable limited knowledge of the law of the land. All in the need to "keep you safe" unless of course you post a mean tweet!
@Timesend
@Timesend Год назад
👏 agreed
@kennyjones3679
@kennyjones3679 Год назад
It started going pear shaped in the 70s when they closed village and small town police stations then turned them into fort apaches.
@viatorfernandez
@viatorfernandez Год назад
Nobody called him, Mr Detective used his SIXTH SENSE! hahaha
@themnocrat
@themnocrat Год назад
Congratulations mate, that is officially my favourite auditing video ever! I laughed so hard I have tears in my eyes as I narrate this into my phone. 😂
@marions57
@marions57 Год назад
English is a second language for The PCSO. Ive noticed, the "Police" like employing foreigners. Imo its being done on purpose to confuse "the issue" even more.
@NarnianRailway
@NarnianRailway Год назад
They were confused how AB found the place, they disguised the custody station so well with a different style of wire fence in black. Superintendent said nobody would suspect a police station was there to record.
@kev5125
@kev5125 Год назад
Really gets my goat when they say what are you up to.
@kenworkman3964
@kenworkman3964 Год назад
When AB asked detective Chris if he could have a tour of the stay-shun, I bet Chris thought to himself, "Sure, I'll be more than happy to let you have a prolonged visit to our nice custody suite which is situated at the foot of a handily placed flight of stairs." Keep on showing the fools up for what they are AB.
@garyfry3795
@garyfry3795 Год назад
Thank you for being polite, “it’s no issue” does that imply that it’s normally an issue 🤷‍♂️
@PAKISTAN-kd6jj
@PAKISTAN-kd6jj Год назад
A B love you from Pakistan 🇵🇰🇵🇰❤️
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain Год назад
Yo 🇵🇰
@barty2381
@barty2381 Год назад
The Meercat thumbnail made me chuckle, "Simples". Lol That detective at the end was a real gent, was nice to see!
@petersmith6974
@petersmith6974 Год назад
No understanding them. Me no understanding.
@paulhotson5820
@paulhotson5820 Год назад
The early bird catches all the worms!😆
@abstract2435
@abstract2435 Год назад
Brilliant once again.
@adamsweetz5156
@adamsweetz5156 Год назад
Detective definitely displays his experience and professionalism
@DonegalOverlanding
@DonegalOverlanding Год назад
They couldve made themselves useful and picked up those discarded blue police gloves laying around the place. The entire site was a disgrace. Professional standards slipping again. No pride.
@toffeeriot4219
@toffeeriot4219 Год назад
14:49. "Thank you young man".
@kridgwell
@kridgwell Год назад
One of my big time bug bares - @ 2:55 a totally non street legal number plate exiting a police premises. Absolutely unacceptable.
@osmondjames792
@osmondjames792 Год назад
To put lard arse through the humiliation, of reminding him of his lumbering jog... HILARIOUS!!
@yasminet6355
@yasminet6355 Год назад
If I was a police sargent I'd love to come down and tell PCSOs off, and to get about their work and not to bother members of the public. . But then I suppose the problem might be, there's no work for them to be found. 😄
@A2Z1Two3
@A2Z1Two3 Год назад
That officer with the van missed his chance to arrest someone famous , he could have arrested the famous AB:)
@IfUSeekAndy
@IfUSeekAndy Год назад
Hello AB from the 🇺🇸!
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain Год назад
Hello 🇺🇸
@petersullivan3902
@petersullivan3902 Год назад
AB you are one step ahead of these dills all the time. Love it
@softshallow7435
@softshallow7435 Год назад
Loved it “ followed your sixth sense is not my fault.” Best ending to a convo AB.
@nadeemchaudhry6585
@nadeemchaudhry6585 Год назад
Just shows how thick these guys are, that DS misheard AB and thought the PCSO has been on the force for 40yrs! At no point until corrected, did the penny drop that PCSO's didn't exist 40 years ago, and this guy is a DS! As always stay safe brother!!
@seanineill7896
@seanineill7896 Год назад
Looking at this lot gb is in a sad state
@ahmadhedjasi727
@ahmadhedjasi727 Год назад
He said in the “force” the force is the metropolitan police. He could have been in a different positions through out for 40 years. Hope that made sense.
@socialising6037
@socialising6037 Год назад
@@ahmadhedjasi727 yh but he said 14. And tbf the guy doesn't look over 50 imo
@nigelramkissoonraja6916
@nigelramkissoonraja6916 Год назад
Massive respect AB 💯❤️💥 fantastic as always
@Sheepwillbesheep
@Sheepwillbesheep Год назад
Detective was an absolute tosser 😂 imagine being him.
@jaymiah8595
@jaymiah8595 Год назад
You and DJ Audit have a brilliant voice for these videos. I can listen to you both all day. New subscriber.
@normanstewart9870
@normanstewart9870 Год назад
A couple of pcso crime fighters but only in there head
@tonto2455
@tonto2455 Год назад
Not too bad an interaction. Mr Personality could have conversed a bit more since he's in public facing role.
@SuperGrimupnorth
@SuperGrimupnorth Год назад
dealt with accordingly 💯 The scruffy state of that bum officer tho (no tie/open collar) & he's struggling to even walk.. great hey 😒
@kevinparker461
@kevinparker461 Год назад
We are mugs!! This is how tax payers money is WASTED. Try to get "The Filth" to tackle real crime & the lazy cowards are nowhere to be seen!!
@vilepunkz
@vilepunkz Год назад
AB ur such a KING oh my daysss you're amazing
@my-king
@my-king Год назад
14 years in that job and a PCSO? WOW. That's not good.
@ahmadhedjasi727
@ahmadhedjasi727 Год назад
Some people prefer to stay as PCSOs it’s not a starting position lol
@brendyd9356
@brendyd9356 Год назад
Great video as always AB. Love the way the DS past the stop and account paperwork onto the lackey.....sorry PCSO.
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