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@musickid43
@musickid43 13 дней назад
"This joke may not work" could be followed by "but it's too late to change the slides"
@thomaspeacock7248
@thomaspeacock7248 11 дней назад
In Denver, the mass transit system is called RTD which is officially “ Regional Transportation District.” But we locals call it “Reason To Drive.”
@Enidehalas
@Enidehalas 4 дня назад
Hahaha that's hilarious! In Paris the subway system is called RATP but locals call it Rentre Avec Tes Pieds (go home by foot)😂
@mxslick50
@mxslick50 13 дней назад
Another store name I heard many years ago... Nieman Marcus = Needless Markups
@Silverfoxwolfen
@Silverfoxwolfen 13 дней назад
As a fellow engineer I feel the need to point out, 'Who needs parking!' should be 'Who needs parking?'. Much appreciation from London.
@dropkickedmurphy6463
@dropkickedmurphy6463 13 дней назад
Thats more of an accountant thing than an engineering thing.
@Chesemiser
@Chesemiser 13 дней назад
Well, it is in beta after all.
@jonathanjohnston9272
@jonathanjohnston9272 13 дней назад
Maybe, "Who needs parking!?" or "... parking?!". I prefer "!?".
@martyheresniak5203
@martyheresniak5203 13 дней назад
But it could have been an emergency statement of fact: Who needs parking! You can't leave a Tardis any old place.
@rapid13
@rapid13 12 дней назад
Not sure an engineer should be trying to correct grammar. Ever.
@dhombios
@dhombios 13 дней назад
1:33 I feel he had lost the opportunity of calling it FIFO Burger 😂
@Metal_Auditor
@Metal_Auditor 9 дней назад
He’s an engineer, not an accountant.
@dhombios
@dhombios 9 дней назад
@@Metal_Auditor FIFO queues are a common building block in software engineering
@owenyin3316
@owenyin3316 2 дня назад
⁠@@dhombiosalso a common concept in different types of hardware design
@Paladin1873
@Paladin1873 13 дней назад
Our county seat has one major industry, the state prison. When they ran a campaign to come up with a new slogan for the town, I submitted "WELCOME TO DEER LODGE; IT'S NOT JUST FOR CONVICTS ANYMORE". I didn't win. 😥
@robsteingruber9488
@robsteingruber9488 13 дней назад
😂😂😂 That's pure 406 right there!!
@antelope6826
@antelope6826 12 дней назад
😂😂😂
@hotshot-07
@hotshot-07 10 дней назад
Bro you deerserve a win! That’s hilarious!😂
@Paladin1873
@Paladin1873 10 дней назад
@@hotshot-07 I was robbed!
@jcortese3300
@jcortese3300 4 дня назад
I can guarantee it got passed around the lunchroom to much laughter, though!
@dabidosan
@dabidosan 7 дней назад
In a world of people whom try hard to be funny, this guy makes it look effortless.
@torrent9666
@torrent9666 5 дней назад
"Who needs parking!" Trader Joe's. Trader Joe's needs parking.
@keionhaku2615
@keionhaku2615 7 дней назад
CVS is how they describe their receipts Consistently Very Stretched-out
@KC3YCU
@KC3YCU 6 дней назад
Spirit Airlines: now offering complimentary oxygen
@ashleighelizabeth5916
@ashleighelizabeth5916 5 дней назад
Spirit Airline, with available indoor sitting.... because we haven't figured out how to put sits on the wings and tail fins....
@airheads24
@airheads24 13 дней назад
I thought for sure you were going to put a "G" in front of Ross Cheap Crap!
@ByronVelasco-qd1kn
@ByronVelasco-qd1kn 12 дней назад
I could see that but the stuff I get is emaculate. Can't wait to wear my jacket for the winter.
@lrvd7887
@lrvd7887 10 дней назад
​@ByronVelasco-qd1kn this is correct. You have to hunt to find good stuff.
@John73John
@John73John 12 дней назад
In-N-Out burger is called that because of how fast they pass through your digestive system.
@graciegj63
@graciegj63 6 дней назад
Or as soon as you go in and see the line you're immediately in and out.
@ashleighelizabeth5916
@ashleighelizabeth5916 5 дней назад
Funny you would think that would be the name for Taco Bell then.....
@DoubleEdgedSword2
@DoubleEdgedSword2 4 дня назад
Or White Castle
@justnotg00d
@justnotg00d 13 дней назад
Consumer Value Store. That's okay, I didn't know either.
@77mRacing
@77mRacing 13 дней назад
Corner Vacant Store
@justnotg00d
@justnotg00d 13 дней назад
@@77mRacing 🤣
@DonoVideoProductions
@DonoVideoProductions 11 дней назад
Ah. So, their name is a lie, then. That tracks!
@roguedogx
@roguedogx 13 дней назад
2:10 better question, how could you NOT find a Starbucks? I'm pretty sure they opened one up in my kitchen, despite the fact that I never go to Starbucks.
@macaronandcheese18113
@macaronandcheese18113 13 дней назад
i feel like this comment leaves more questions than answers...
@roguedogx
@roguedogx 13 дней назад
@@macaronandcheese18113 fair
@martyheresniak5203
@martyheresniak5203 13 дней назад
I've always refused to go to Starbucks because they refuse to serve me a small coffee or a medium coffee insisting I use their pretentious, silly descriptors. There were three Starbucks in my town. The employees unionized. Starbucks closed and left town.
@ralanham76
@ralanham76 11 дней назад
❤ Thank you, I also never go to Starbucks
@Crazychickenlady448
@Crazychickenlady448 4 дня назад
I stopped going to Starbucks when my sister in law stopped working there, in about 2003-4. I was her ride to and from work. 🙂
@Ktakahashi18
@Ktakahashi18 13 дней назад
The Khols rename is so funny! And too accurate! 🤣
@brianmckee3991
@brianmckee3991 13 дней назад
Thanks for posting the new jokes!
@SandrA-hr5zk
@SandrA-hr5zk 13 дней назад
In n Out can still move 20 cars faster than being stuck behind one car at a McD’s.
@mattm7798
@mattm7798 9 дней назад
That is the funny thing about IN n Out, always a line, but it moves quickly.
@jjdoughboy2103
@jjdoughboy2103 8 дней назад
Its mainly because I haven't seen a single mcdonald's have a mobile order taker outside in the line if it gets packed ythat how the line moves faster they are already have your oder either being made or qued-up by the time you get to the actual order mic.
@mattm7798
@mattm7798 7 дней назад
@@jjdoughboy2103 Haha good point
@Whatsupeiththestupidhandlebs
@Whatsupeiththestupidhandlebs 8 дней назад
Kohl’s is dead on accurate. The only reason I’ve ever been in one is to return Amazon purchases my wife made.
@dashcamandy2242
@dashcamandy2242 3 дня назад
Hermosa Beach: Homes so close, when you sneeze, your neighbor calls to say, "Bless you."
@ShooterMcNut
@ShooterMcNut День назад
I call cvs the "$11 for a friggin nine volt battery store "
@kenhoyme3673
@kenhoyme3673 13 дней назад
Beta testing from an Alpha Engineer...
@stevenmcdonald1901
@stevenmcdonald1901 13 дней назад
Quality Assured
@ArtByKarenEHaley
@ArtByKarenEHaley 13 дней назад
I’d love to grow a breadstick garden
@DavidLLambertmobile
@DavidLLambertmobile 4 дня назад
When you're here... you're disappointed ... 🍝
@cjhoward409
@cjhoward409 13 дней назад
The Trader Joe’s is so true ! 😂
@Paladin1873
@Paladin1873 13 дней назад
It's the only place I ever bought cereal containing real tree bark.
@DavidLLambertmobile
@DavidLLambertmobile 4 дня назад
TJs 🛒 parking lot is small on purpose to seem more crowded.
@Smithcraft1
@Smithcraft1 12 дней назад
As a former Angelino, we had all sorts of names for In And Out, many of them not recitable on a wholesome site like RU-vid. Also, the original Trader Joes only has about six parking spots.
@DavidLLambertmobile
@DavidLLambertmobile 4 дня назад
The very 1st, original Starbucks ☕️ Seattle, Pikes Place is extremely small. Wierd how the shop became a huge 🌏 profit brand....
@jeanneblondewomanstamping9788
@jeanneblondewomanstamping9788 10 дней назад
So true about all of them! Especially In & Out Burger and Trader Joe’s. 😂
@joeriveracomedy
@joeriveracomedy 9 дней назад
Literally went to a trader joe's once. Yes. Parking was indeed an issue.
@merriemisfit8406
@merriemisfit8406 День назад
The TJ on Boylston Street near Mass Avenue in Boston may be the apotheosis of Trader Joe's accessibility issues. When visiting there, I have never noticed anything remotely resembling on-site parking. There's curbside parking (good luck finding a space!), with about one car length available directly in front of the store. Maybe the locals know which indoor parking facility in the area to use, or maybe everybody who shops there just walks as I did. And that brings us to the next issue. Even if you DO know which parking structure to stow your car in while you shop, getting there may mean having to constantly yield to the perpetual flow of pedestrians in crosswalks. At corners where there are no walk/don't-walk lights, peds have right of way in the crosswalks, any time, willy nilly. Just when one group is finishing crossing one way in front of you, another group is stepping off the curb coming from other direction ... and now here comes another one from that other direction, and two more right behind, and then another group from the first direction again; and when you finally squeak over that crosswalk into the intersection, you have the same thing going on in the crosswalk on the other side. And on and on and on. Finally, the store is actually in the basement, down a flight of stairs from the sidewalk. At least that's how it's been every time I've been there -- I admit I haven't been back in much too long.
@jacquelinearmstrong8558
@jacquelinearmstrong8558 9 дней назад
The Trader Joe's one was sooo accurate!
@eddiee2371
@eddiee2371 7 дней назад
Thank you for making me laugh. Trader's and Kohl’s got me good.
@OkapiJim
@OkapiJim 13 дней назад
My Trader Joe’s has parking. But, all the shopping carts are way too big for the aisles. There’s no half carts.
@zibbitybibbitybop
@zibbitybibbitybop 13 дней назад
Giant Eagle can rival the CVS receipt lengths. I swear to God, I've bought a single item there and had the damn receipt be a solid foot long.
@AverageTruckOwner1322
@AverageTruckOwner1322 13 дней назад
I love this guy lol
@TravelGF
@TravelGF 7 дней назад
I laughed so hard I started choking and had a coughing fit. 😂
@practicalplinking6133
@practicalplinking6133 13 дней назад
ya passed the test
@poorwotan
@poorwotan 6 дней назад
Only been to a Trader Joe's once but that was very accurate for my one (and probably last) experience!!! Quad was terrific!!!
@danteeightsix9069
@danteeightsix9069 13 дней назад
Another CVS receipt joke... There's Target, then there's Easy Target (CVS).
@Paladin1873
@Paladin1873 13 дней назад
You must mean the Consumer Value Store, except I've never found any value priced items there.
@martyheresniak5203
@martyheresniak5203 13 дней назад
@@Paladin1873 Tru dat. Boy, we think alike.
@rccc5806
@rccc5806 13 дней назад
New jokes. Well don!
@Comicsluvr
@Comicsluvr 13 дней назад
It is funny matching the fonts!
@MrSweeperUSA
@MrSweeperUSA 8 дней назад
I was in LA for a week and this is so spot on
@douglashenry6996
@douglashenry6996 9 дней назад
Taco Hell. 'Lil Seizures.
@Crazychickenlady448
@Crazychickenlady448 4 дня назад
Sorry, it's lewd, but when my friend said it, I squirted Coca Cola out my nose laughing, so I gotta share: Crotch-o Smell
@robbywright6010
@robbywright6010 13 дней назад
But In-N-Out Burger lines move very quickly. I really miss them since moving East.
@martyheresniak5203
@martyheresniak5203 13 дней назад
Why are they called In-N-Out? Do their burgers have a laxative effect?
@henryjohnson-ville3834
@henryjohnson-ville3834 12 дней назад
@@martyheresniak5203 Maybe that's a YOU problem. I don't experience it nor those around me. 🤷‍♂
@77mRacing
@77mRacing 13 дней назад
ROSS: Undress for Less
@VictoriaToucan
@VictoriaToucan 13 дней назад
The trader Jo's one is so true!
@Salicat99
@Salicat99 13 дней назад
Fantastic, as always!
@TheCriminalViolin
@TheCriminalViolin 13 дней назад
The In-N-Out equivalent up here in Oregon is Dutch Brothers.
@DavidLLambertmobile
@DavidLLambertmobile 4 дня назад
Culver's in FL was good up to around 2020 then it went 📉 ....
@mattm7798
@mattm7798 9 дней назад
Ross is TJ Maxx and Marshalls, but the employees simply don't care anymore to keep the store neat, but there are security guards at the entrance...figure that one out.
@Crazychickenlady448
@Crazychickenlady448 4 дня назад
At least they have security guards, my work (like corporate says we can't stop them) will let people walk out with more money worth of merchandise than I make in my 2 week paycheck. "Sorry, we can't afford to give you a raise." I wonder why. 😕
@KhanGarth
@KhanGarth 10 дней назад
Olive Garden = “the unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks place” and I’m definitely getting my moneys worth
@bikeny
@bikeny 13 дней назад
And now southwest has gone to seat assignments, so no more lord of the flies to get a seat.
@kabal28
@kabal28 9 дней назад
My trader Joe's also has a lack of parking, lol
@kellykersten8828
@kellykersten8828 13 дней назад
There is NO hamburger worth standing in those lines for. PEOPLE ARE CRAZY TO DO THAT. It's just a hamburger for cripes sake.
@Paladin1873
@Paladin1873 13 дней назад
I always felt that way about Fuddruckers. Imagine what fun he could have renaming that place.
@ArtByKarenEHaley
@ArtByKarenEHaley 13 дней назад
@@Paladin1873I think either futurama or Idiocracy beat him to that but it’s low hanging fruit so he’s welcome to it hahaha
@KennethPorter
@KennethPorter 12 дней назад
Kinder's BBQ has good burgers in the SF Bay Area. No drive-thru so I have to feel like parking, but they're far better than the other chain places. I haven't yet tried Five Guys because the only one here has no drive-thru and I didn't feel like parking.
@JL-sm6cg
@JL-sm6cg 9 дней назад
$200000 houses for only $2M? That's SoCal in general!
@timl.b.2095
@timl.b.2095 13 дней назад
So true about Trader Joe's!
@Mistwolfss
@Mistwolfss 13 дней назад
CVS is Consumer Value Store!
@KennethPorter
@KennethPorter 12 дней назад
Those receipts came in handy during the pandemic's toilet paper shortage! (I got a lot of laughs with that line when I bought 48 cans of cat food at PetSmart.)
@Mistwolfss
@Mistwolfss 12 дней назад
@@KennethPorter 😂
@professorhaystacks6606
@professorhaystacks6606 12 дней назад
I feel like the Southwest Airlines joke was a bit too niche. While Spirit's problems have infiltrated the zeitgeist, I don't know that SW Airlines's 'hunting permit' seating is that well known. I found it extremely funny, but at one point they were the only airline doing direct flights between where I was and an airport near my parents' place so I've experienced it.
@KennethPorter
@KennethPorter 12 дней назад
I remember a news story in the last few months about how they're changing from open seating to assigned seating. The only time I was on a flight with open seating, back in the 80s, the plane was almost empty so it wasn't a big deal. I can imagine it being a mad house when the plane is full.
@happiestplace3754
@happiestplace3754 День назад
No, it's the UPS Store that needs to change it's name to Amazon Returns! 😅 That's the only reason I go, and I've been in there with a line and the people in front of me are all also doing Amazon returns.
@RaRa-el3iz
@RaRa-el3iz 5 дней назад
OH MY GOD LOL REAL TALK BWAHAHA HAHAHA
@rongreen8962
@rongreen8962 4 дня назад
I support Trader Joe’s’ decision for small parking lots. We oughta all think about the over-paved world we’ve built.
@kcmouse
@kcmouse 9 дней назад
Of the 3 Trader Joe's in my area, 2 of them have crappy parking.
@DavidLLambertmobile
@DavidLLambertmobile 4 дня назад
Winter Park FL has a TJs but it's the site. Not the store.
@filanfyretracker
@filanfyretracker 13 дней назад
I know nothing about LA but $200,000 homes for $2,000,000 sounds like the Real Estate market in a nutshell. I just hope we do not have to bail out the private equity companies that have sucked up all the land when the bubble does pop.
@martyheresniak5203
@martyheresniak5203 13 дней назад
Years ago friends moved from central CT to La Jolla. The selling price on the CT home was the downpayment for the CA home.
@E4S65
@E4S65 8 дней назад
Get In line burger is so accurate
@ElwoodEBlues
@ElwoodEBlues 11 дней назад
So our former Federal Chancellor Helmut Kohl was in fact an Amazon return that somehow ended up in German politics .... I always suspected it to be it someway like that. It explains quite a bit 😂 For instance the blackout he brazenly claimed to have had concerning a briefcase full of money ... greetings from Germany
@KennethPorter
@KennethPorter 12 дней назад
Home Despot. (But I love that I can use a scan gun at the self-check there instead of that stupid flatbed scanner. I try to have my zebras (barcodes) lined up on the cart for rapid checkout, wherever I go.)
@leinbajr
@leinbajr 13 дней назад
I’m not sure if he is or not, but he screams Los Angeles aerospace engineer to me. I have a friend in the biz there.
@KennethPorter
@KennethPorter 12 дней назад
He could be from Silicon Valley if he changed the freeway numbers. (I'm from the north end of the bay.) He could easily be one of my colleagues.
@jb31842
@jb31842 11 дней назад
The Hermosa Beach jokes slew... But evidently nobody there flies Southwest
@LeoMark-q6y
@LeoMark-q6y 6 дней назад
Subway: substandard and gets in the way (from a friend!)
@MARTIN201199
@MARTIN201199 3 дня назад
Texa’s Walmart should be called WarMart
@PatrickMcCarthy-m1k
@PatrickMcCarthy-m1k 10 дней назад
Customers, Value, Service
@TheJustinator
@TheJustinator 9 дней назад
3:05 Our receipts are long, because they contain unanswered prayers from hell! AAAAAAA- /lyr
@Pr0t4t0
@Pr0t4t0 8 дней назад
4:45 Eventually you start shortening it to serfs
@timl.b.2095
@timl.b.2095 13 дней назад
The best little beach city is, of course, Saugatuck. Traverse City is a close second.
@martyheresniak5203
@martyheresniak5203 13 дней назад
Near my current town is The Best Little Town By a Damsite.
@snbforever
@snbforever 11 дней назад
Very funny, I hope you aren't sued 😂
@ManChan-w5p
@ManChan-w5p 3 дня назад
I bought Merrill hiking shoes and Caterpillar work shoes at Ross.
@ralanham76
@ralanham76 11 дней назад
For Hermosa Beach he should have got a mimosa joke in there
@adamschank7703
@adamschank7703 11 дней назад
I looked it up and apparently CVS stands for Consumer Value Store.
@esq73
@esq73 10 дней назад
No line in in and out here in Dallas.
@johnwilliams_sp
@johnwilliams_sp 10 дней назад
CVS - Still classic
@stepheninglett3447
@stepheninglett3447 4 дня назад
Commercial value store
@DavidLLambertmobile
@DavidLLambertmobile 4 дня назад
James Charles Penny's 🛒
@SSAviation737
@SSAviation737 7 дней назад
2:30 that aged TERRIBLY
@Grumpyseabee22
@Grumpyseabee22 17 часов назад
200k houses for 2 million is on par for most of California 😂
@geoffroi-le-Hook
@geoffroi-le-Hook 3 дня назад
Kohl's has picture frames on sale
@blandrooker6541
@blandrooker6541 День назад
"Olive Garden" is a misnomer right off the bat, Olive trees grow in groves, not gardens. Obviously, they don't know where olives come from.
@useruser6240
@useruser6240 12 дней назад
😂
@FernieAriel
@FernieAriel 3 часа назад
Thumbs up if your Trader Joe’s ALSO has insufficient parking 👍🏻
@jessiebrader2926
@jessiebrader2926 6 дней назад
Instead of ' Ross, dress for less' it should be 'Cross dress for less'
@rapid13
@rapid13 12 дней назад
It’s not a “quad,” it’s a 4x4.
@DtWolfwood
@DtWolfwood 12 дней назад
Customer Value Store = CVS
@derrickmoses1507
@derrickmoses1507 3 дня назад
The whole gender word thing is hilarious, especially when you consider how much people RRRRREEEEEE over it
@DavidLLambertmobile
@DavidLLambertmobile 4 дня назад
CiCis 🍕 - FeCes ....
@gabbyhayes4561
@gabbyhayes4561 10 дней назад
Bought a book of stamps fm the U.S.P.S. Got a receipt at least 2' long.🇺🇸😎
@BillyViBritannia
@BillyViBritannia 6 дней назад
How long did it take you to figure out Hermosa beach is not a beach?
@DavidLLambertmobile
@DavidLLambertmobile 4 дня назад
Times at checkout, 🛒 Walgreens that I call it Walmart- 60% .... 🤓
@daveassanowicz186
@daveassanowicz186 11 дней назад
Trader Joe's does keep their parking lots small as to accommodate everyone who doesn't drive. It's nice
@rightwingsafetysquad9872
@rightwingsafetysquad9872 10 дней назад
Parking lots prevent you from walking or riding a bus?
@martyheresniak5203
@martyheresniak5203 13 дней назад
Should that be Her/His/Their Mosa Beach? Obviously he was not an English major.
@Cyber-Riot
@Cyber-Riot 13 дней назад
Her/Him/Them would be the objective. No need to use the possessive.
@Paladin1873
@Paladin1873 13 дней назад
Forget the grammar; I prefer She/He/IT, which can be further shortened.
@martyheresniak5203
@martyheresniak5203 13 дней назад
@@Paladin1873 I like the way you think, Paladin. I was recently asked my pronouns and answered it/it/its. The querier was terrible upset. "You can't be an it!" I had thought it was my choice.
@martyheresniak5203
@martyheresniak5203 13 дней назад
@@Cyber-Riot No need to use the possessive, but it sounds more appropriate.
@chrisl1797
@chrisl1797 13 дней назад
8th
@Danarchy3
@Danarchy3 21 час назад
2:20 too bad it isn't funny
@doguhanaktas1262
@doguhanaktas1262 13 дней назад
first to comment :) he is my fav.
@ridethewavenewz5645
@ridethewavenewz5645 6 дней назад
Boo
@lokeshbadam1480
@lokeshbadam1480 13 дней назад
2nd
@Devin-s8g
@Devin-s8g 7 дней назад
It’s a good thing you’re not doing jokes about disability people
@joelando1559
@joelando1559 9 дней назад
Consumer Value Store CVS
@cmtippens9209
@cmtippens9209 9 дней назад
I learned this just the other day! 😅
@BryceMarvin-f9e
@BryceMarvin-f9e 13 дней назад
9153 Alisa Heights
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