Technically Funny | America's #1 Nerdy Comedian What do you get when you cross an Engineer with a stand-up comedian? You get Don McMillan. This former chip designer has been doing his one-of-a-kind, PowerPoint-Driven comedy show for audiences for over 20 years. In his show packed with graphs & charts, Don will show you the funny side of your world that has been sitting right in front of you - you are just too busy working to notice. Don’s been seen on “The Tonight Show”, “HBO”, and the “Comedy Central”. These days, Don spends most of his time writing and performing customized corporate comedy shows for companies like Google, Apple, Amazon, Microsoft, Ford Motors, and Exxon/Mobil. Don has performed more than 800 corporate shows in the last 20 years and he was named the #1 Corporate Comedian by the CBS Business Network.
In the popular statin trial for Lipitor, about 10,000 high risk participants were studied. at the end of the trial, 1.9% taking Lipitor had a heart attack. 3% of the placebo group had a heart attack. But Pfizer advertised that Lipitor reduced the risk of heart attack by 36% (1.9 is 36% less than 3)
But your chances of being attack go way up when a bear is near by. Still, you're right to say he probably won't attack you. Unless the bear is white. It that case, your are probably screwed.
This joke is at least 50 years old. Back then, they said that every third kid born would be Chinese. But nobody here wants that, because nobody here speaks Chinese. I at least want to be able to talk to all my kids.
Adding Donald Trump to the mix killed the joke, because nothing in the joke was specific to him. Also, if you understand imaginary numbers, like the squ root of a negative, it has nothing to do with how you calculate a billionaire's net worth. Might have worked for a bitcoin billionaire, because at least bitcoin is not backed by a physical thing, it really is just arbitrary value.
Worse are urinals. I may be a woman but I'm also a plumber and the motion sensored urinals are my nemisis. It's not working so I try changing the battery, I stand in front of it, walk away, wave my hand, do a little dance and the damn thing doesn't work. My father (also a plumber) walks next to it and it flushes! Can it tell I don't have a willy or something? I swear that could be it sometimes!
