Stormy Daniels Will Not Describe Trump's Genitalia in Hush Money Trial

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Seth Meyers does his monologue for Tuesday, May 7, before Late Night writer Amber Ruffin recaps what's happening in pop culture news.
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@JediMobius 11 дней назад

Amber's parody of 90's standup ala Seinfeld was icing on the cake of the whole segment. Absolutely brilliant.

@marybath49 11 дней назад

I absolutely love Amber stepping over to the mic to rattle off a whole list of train station jokes! Well, done Amber!

@nevillehoward8736 11 дней назад

Yep, it was one of her funniest periods... (Tish boom)

@snoobins4623 11 дней назад

"Are you there god? It's me, Train Station" was a great joke to end on

@0e0 11 дней назад

she smashed this whole thing so hard

@dahawk8574 11 дней назад

Best train station ever, period.

@dogsratsfishcats 11 дней назад

here, you deserve it … 🏆

@lilianevanbel3123 11 дней назад

@@dogsratsfishcats❤

@patriciasmith9773 11 дней назад

🤣🤣🤣

@mayatara1980 2 дня назад

😂😂😂

@elicoats 11 дней назад

This "Amber Says What" segment? EPIC. Best ever!

@shelleymaclean3181 11 дней назад

Seth's "white discomfort" is phenomenal. I love the chemistry Amber and Seth have. She's amazing!

@betsiecleworth5853 11 дней назад

Yeah you just know Amber put off telling Seth about it till the last minute so a) he couldn’t back out and b) to maximise the discomfort 😂

@Alexandermhinton 11 дней назад

Fking perfect

@syniron6670 11 дней назад

Hence she demonstrated anti-white racism...😵‍💫

@theemmjay5130 9 дней назад

She is amazing... even if she would make a terrible slave.

@jcoopes5604 11 дней назад

I’ve been needing some “Amber says what!?”

@barkergirl33 11 дней назад

I just love Amber! I'm sure Seth and Amber rehearsed, but her delivery is so hilarious you knew Seth got more than he bargained for. :)

@randbradbury 11 дней назад

That Amber Ruffin segment was fantastic! The format kept changing to keep the audience on their feet, the interactions with Seth were super quick and hilarious and Amber absolutely NAILED it. She deserves double whatever she's getting paid, at least.

@katieridley3311 11 дней назад

She deserves the month off to celebrate dollaritas

@S.Shea2432 11 дней назад

Trump: Melania & I sleep in separate bedrooms! The World: We already knew that!! 🤣🤣

@riparianlife97701 11 дней назад

In separate states.

@kathysmith6413 11 дней назад

therer was a book rumored to have been written years ago called How to Raise Your Daughters for Fun and Profit. is that not completely applicable to how Melania was raised??? i never said her fun.

@tds2021 11 дней назад

I wonder if they’ve even had sex since conceiving Baron 😳😬

@seepstw1141 11 дней назад

Melania sleeps with the bodyguard.

@Timfishoh2759 11 дней назад

It's hard to get good shuteye while Corey Lewandowski is plowing your wife. 🤭

@sherinameless1618 11 дней назад

All the Stormy Daniels testimony jokes almost make up for the fact that America got screwed by the "indefinite postponing" of Trump's Classified Documents trial.

@Multiyuppp 11 дней назад

That was from the judge trump appointed. This isn't really something everyone didnt see coming. Be surprised if that trial happens at all.

@jordanharper5795 11 дней назад

No. No they don't.

@tylerkochman1007 11 дней назад

No it does not, actually. It might help chill the burn, but it’s still a serious burn

@Fatdog-Dakind 11 дней назад

Nothing since the O.J. Simpson case has created more interest in a single court case. Everyone wanted to see O.J. hang but he got away with it anyway! Same with Trump and his Supreme Court Pimp's. The real strange part is that Trump seems to gain power & attention from all the negative network over-exposure! Continously pointing out the faults of this demon prophet is what his followers are drawn by the most because to them cheating & lying is common in Red States. The kluckers have wanted a DicTaTor for 85 years. We must silence all the networks and never replay or show his face on public cable or airways again!

@carolk996 11 дней назад

I know…. How Rigged is that ! That judge should be kicked out just like Old Clarence! 🤬🤬

@Sarcasticron 11 дней назад

The worst thing about TV these days is there's not enough Amber Ruffin on it! All the other shows are just killing time until she comes back.

@robertgriffith9703 11 дней назад

Amen!

@chagrined4days 11 дней назад

this may be one of my fave amber says what segments ever, I cried laughing at the "don't buy me" part. and those maxi-pad stand-up jokes at the end didn't get enough audience love.

@ellieb.e.868 11 дней назад

I was laughing so hard I cried at the stand-up commentary on the train station. I think some of them may have gone over the head of the male portion of the audience? The amount of brain space I could free up if I didn’t have to remember wings and overnight absorbency in multiple languages (shopping while travelling). Good stuff.

@MarkAStephan 11 дней назад

Amber rocked this one. Solid.

@LindaC616 11 дней назад

Always

@dancollins6171 11 дней назад

❤️ her guts! Amber is the highlight of the show every time she’s on. And “jokes Seth can’t tell” always has me in stitches!

@jamesbraden5516 11 дней назад

Absolutely! A plus was keeping Seth very uncomfortable. 😂

@courtney-ray 11 дней назад

@@LindaC616that’s the brand of train station

@user-ex4we6xr5b 11 дней назад

Hurricane Stormy made landfall in NYC. Category 5, major damage expected in NYC and Florida 😂

@Sugamama68 11 дней назад

And trump is trying to use a sharpie to draw a different picture for his maga cult.😅😅😂😂😂

@avengingmime 11 дней назад

Storm surge was underwhelming 💧🍄

@StephenDamroth 11 дней назад

You do realize that you are just writing her next script for her, right?

@djc6323 11 дней назад

Where’s my sharpie!!!

@marianne1156 11 дней назад

🍄🍤 mutation

@robsvideos227 11 дней назад

Everyone needs an Amber in their life

@fimbulsummer 11 дней назад

Maybe we can save up and buy one...

@waternineeightlotus2869 11 дней назад

No thanks. She's incredibly annoying and her "humour" is immature. Kindergarten kids are funnier imo.

@ChroniclesOfASadPunk 11 дней назад

Amber is the queen! Also, the monologue was the chef's kiss!

@ThomasBaxter 11 дней назад

Amber says what? I say, I love Amber's bits!

@nerfherder4284 11 дней назад

😂 if that's innuendo I agree 👍🏻♥️

@heidi3963 11 дней назад

Amber and Seth were so hilarious together! I hope that they are besties in real life. No one tell me if they aren't, PLEASE! Let me have this. Let me believe that they hang out and continue being funny and adorable all the time!

@-laydeeintrigue- 11 дней назад

They met through Boom Chicago (improv) in Amsterdam!

@Kenny49ERS 11 дней назад

He’s a married man with a full time job and a podcast, right?

@emaildomain 11 дней назад

They’ve actually never met 😔 it’s all cgi and dubbing

@squee599 11 дней назад

@@Kenny49ERS so he can't have friends?

@Kenny49ERS 11 дней назад

@@squee599 how would he have time?

@alexvaraderey 11 дней назад

When Seth mentioned seeing an off-Broadway show, just for a moment i thought that he was going to say Cicada, Cicada.

@sherinameless1618 11 дней назад

My hopes have been dashed too many times already to dare to hope. But maybe talking about Mary Todd Lincoln will get Seth back to thinking about cicadas.

@rauladdams5709 11 дней назад

Amber is so so so amazing. ❤ Excellent humor, delivered with brilliance.

@NewMessage 11 дней назад

"...but please don't buy me." I seen that certificate. Ain't no way I'm buying a slave owner.

@-laydeeintrigue- 11 дней назад

😂😂😂

@bettername2come 11 дней назад

But her notary skills make her a better investment!

@AmberAmber 11 дней назад

😱😂😂😂 I ❤ Amber Ruffin sooooo gd much!! #MoreAmberRuffin

@KJ-sp9jq 11 дней назад

@@bettername2come except you can't notarize documents that pertain to ones self so she's actually bad at that 🤷‍♂

@Spiritdove64 11 дней назад

She has "nothing" to describe

@paulnolan4971 11 дней назад

Even nothing is something but somehow it has less

@paulawilder8368 11 дней назад

My favorite line is "She couldn't violate the gag order."

@marianne1156 11 дней назад

A better night

@GenRN 11 дней назад

🍄‍🟫

@laura749 11 дней назад

@@paulawilder8368mine too!!!

@PJJ492 11 дней назад

(paraphrasing) "Won't testify, because it would violate the gag order.". THAT, my friends, is a great joke. Construction, economy, humor. Perfect.

@lyndi9082 11 дней назад

Probably written by a women!

@CoryLykins 11 дней назад

OMG so needed me some Amber Says What today!!!

@Mediatech492 11 дней назад

The court should not waste time on small details.

@randyc8771 11 дней назад

And we already know he’s crooked.

@PatriciaHain-uw8vx 11 дней назад

😂😂😂

@deezer-vj1ei 11 дней назад

I'm sure you dream of them.

@DakotaDeb 11 дней назад

😂😂😂👍🍄

@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 11 дней назад

No no no no... check!

@S.Shea2432 11 дней назад

Go Stormy!!👏🏼👏🏼

@songwolf108 11 дней назад

Stormy & Stumpy !

@crehenge2386 11 дней назад

So Trump was unfaithful to his wife directly after she birthed his child, and commented: "You look just like my daughter!" to Stormy... YUCK!!!

@sparkyheberling6115 11 дней назад

He was already cheating on Melania with Karen McDougall. Stormy was him cheating on his mistress.

@Tonyhouse1168 11 дней назад

🤮

@karenm2334 11 дней назад

He. Is. Vile.

@BaconTomatoCheese 11 дней назад

And all the MAGATT monkeys stand up and wildly clap their hands and cheer…

@yeeaahBUDDY 11 дней назад

I believe the quote was "you remind me of my daughter", but yeah, he said that to the porn star he was banging.

@rkymtnchi503 11 дней назад

She already described it as a mushroom about the size of your pinky finger. She was probably being too kind.

@LindaC616 11 дней назад

Kimmel brought put models of mushrooms and told her to pick the closest thing

@Pete_R63 11 дней назад

@@LindaC616 The funny part was when she asked him to tilt it to angle so that it was coming at her!

@LindaC616 11 дней назад

@@Pete_R63 😄😄

@annemettefrederiksen7751 11 дней назад

Ruined my favorite veggie for pan and wok dishes 🙄 Cant see them the same way now 😂

@gmun2248 11 дней назад

@@annemettefrederiksen7751 Not a vegetable! 😬

@seven.s_stars 11 дней назад

losing my goddamn mind amber’s segment is peak

@tambetott626 11 дней назад

She has very good delivery. She'd be an excellent slave 😢

@user-rn9ij8rk5c 11 дней назад

Amber is the absolute worst comic since Joan Rivers!

@SUPER_WOLFMOON 11 дней назад

I think the "gag order" was meant to warn people that they would gag when they had to hear about Trump's "sex" life. Done and done 🤮!

@askew9976 11 дней назад

His crotch fruit are here to remind us. 🤢

@benwasserman8223 11 дней назад

How about this: no jailtime, but Trump must wear a ball gag for the rest of the trial. I'd take that deal.

@SUPER_WOLFMOON 11 дней назад

@@benwasserman8223 💯%

@belindajay8797 11 дней назад

I'm thinking that was a Scollins joke.

@Timfishoh2759 11 дней назад

Yeah. That was the joke.

@mgmoody42 11 дней назад

Amber Ruffin is slaying it!

@sherinameless1618 11 дней назад

Did Seth write the "Bankruptcy Afficiando" joke? If so, he should give himself a raise and 2-week vacation. Wait, skip that last part!

@paulnolan4971 11 дней назад

Who knew a confessed on tape, lifelong, serial convicted r&pist could be so sleazy and abhorrent. Answers on a ballot please !

@marianne1156 11 дней назад

Blue ALL Blue 🌊 = 🇺🇸 🎉 💙 🇺🇸 😁 🎉 👏 😎

@elainewalker2319 11 дней назад

We knew

@ryanbareither89 11 дней назад

That's the color of Genocide Joe! @marianne1156

@TheUluxian 11 дней назад

@@ryanbareither89 "My that's so witty and original of you, ryan!" said no one...ever.

@GMC.Sonoma.4.3 11 дней назад

Sorry imma stop you there. Trump was not convicted of rape.

@cynthiahernandez3598 11 дней назад

Oh my goodness!!! The Amber skit was f.......g Hysterical!!! I peed my pants😂😂 the whole slave thing was soooo funny!!!

@JediMobius 11 дней назад

I lost it when she pulled out the certificate.

@MrBaskins2010 11 дней назад

seth's reaction to the slavery tangent felt genuine. i love how unhinged this show has become. best show in late night

@damonturnbull5903 11 дней назад

"Amber says What?" was one of the best pieces of comedy I've seen.

@mohar1513 11 дней назад

Bankruptcy Aficionado should be real.

@razzledazzyl 11 дней назад

I’m sure John Oliver has absolutely no clout with Disney and couldn’t possibly be of help to Amber getting into the Mufasa movie.

@HRHDMKYT 11 дней назад

Well, she needed to ask sooner. It’s already “in the can”, “done and dusted”!

@evankraabel5415 11 дней назад

Just so you know, the host of LWK is not actually an animated badger, he just looks that way from certain angles. So he most likely doesnt actually know Mickey Mouse like he implied to you.

@yurilookingforhisvictor7674 11 дней назад

@@evankraabel5415 John Oliver is in the movie, is what I think they were referring to.

@razzledazzyl 11 дней назад

@@evankraabel5415John Oliver absolutely does know Mickey Mouse . . . and Disney isn’t happy about it.

@binarycupcakes 11 дней назад

Amber, you are simply incredible. The train station set was amazing.

@WagnerGimenes 11 дней назад

We need Amber everyday!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Snow_Whyte 11 дней назад

Amber Ruffin is our most precious American treasure! 💙

@Kenny49ERS 11 дней назад

Wow

@michaeltudyk8660 11 дней назад

Whoa there!

@amiemeacham2974 11 дней назад

Amber Says What is everything 🤩

@Valerie-mz4et 11 дней назад

Omg! Amber, all those jokes about the train station, you are legend!

@jpdemer5 11 дней назад

The sketch artist gag had me LOL-ing!

@S.Shea2432 11 дней назад

Seth Meyers, & Amber Ruffin are Hilarious!! 🤣🤣

@Kenny49ERS 11 дней назад

If only the ratings said the same

@S.Shea2432 11 дней назад

@@Kenny49ERS, Triggered MAGA!! Cry those triggered maga tears!! 🤣🤣

@S.Shea2432 11 дней назад

@@Kenny49ERS, Triggered MAGA!! Cry those triggered maga tears!! 🤣🤣

@S.Shea2432 11 дней назад

@@Kenny49ERS, Crying those triggered MAGA tears!! 🤣🤣

@Kenny49ERS 11 дней назад

@@S.Shea2432 you think I’m a trump guy! 😂 you smart

@jubileepup 11 дней назад

I love Amber!

@Joedad000 11 дней назад

Amber funny af 🤣🤣

@tiffparz8749 11 дней назад

“Amber says What” is EXCELLENT !! 👏👏👏

@sherinameless1618 11 дней назад

So many good jokes, so little room on the Internet to comment. But Lab Grown Meatball Ron deserves its spot in the back of the fridge.

@SugarandSarcasm 11 дней назад

😂

@LillyP-xs5qe 11 дней назад

Lab grown meat isn't even a thing and won't be for ages, it's a fantasy pipe dream, basically anything to avoid being vegetarian... 🙄

@MadDragon75 11 дней назад

There is no need for her to describe anything. She already did that on Jimmy Kimmel.

@notsure1969 11 дней назад

Exactly. And she didn't even need to describe it either. Kimmel came prepared with the tiny mushroom tray.

@cuttwice3905 11 дней назад

@@notsure1969 Things we never knew we would end up knowing about TFG. It was magnificent TV.

@lynemac2539 11 дней назад

Pick a 'shroom, any 'shroom.

@HRHDMKYT 11 дней назад

Maybe not all jurists have seen the Kimmel show though…

@DakotaDeb 11 дней назад

🍄👍

@jeffreyenglish1815 11 дней назад

Are you saying judge Merchan kept telling Stormy, “Slow down, slow down”? I hate to say it, but that’s comedy gold. Trump is begging the judge to put him in jail because it’s the safest place for him to be once Melania hears all of this.

@sparkyheberling6115 11 дней назад

No way that Melania didn’t expect Trump to cheat on her. History.

@karenm2334 11 дней назад

@@sparkyheberling6115she definitely should have. He cheated on everybody else. Didn’t he even cheat *with* Melania?

@Stacy- 11 дней назад

Nah, Melania just calls her lawyer, who is standing by & on speed dial. It's about time to renegotiate that prenup again. She's loving is...

@sparkyheberling6115 11 дней назад

@@Stacy- If he has ever called Melania “Honeybunch,” she can demand whatever she wants.

@annakingry9157 11 дней назад

She talked too fast to be understood. Bad memories probably.

@merlinlucas8280 11 дней назад

He also calls Ivanka "Honey-buns." HE also tells Ivanka that she reminds him of Stormy.

@jpdemer5 11 дней назад

"Horseface" reminds him of Ivanka? 🤔

@amybellamy5130 11 дней назад

🤮🤮🤮

@rafaelmartinez1883 11 дней назад

Amber is a riot!!

@darkur13 11 дней назад

I feel like we haven’t seen “Amber Says What?” in a while. I miss her!

@ottawasunset 11 дней назад

Technically it's a "criminal conspiracy to steal the 2016 election" trial, rather than a "hush money" trial

@WyvernYT 11 дней назад

We all know - but he's facing too many trials over conspiracies and election tampering. This is the only one with a porn star. So far.

@chatsnoirblamo 11 дней назад

Yesss more Amber

@lrae9519 11 дней назад

How dare you hide Amber like that. She is priceless

@heidigone 11 дней назад

LOL! I never thought of a gag order in that way before.

@AKHill-gj2uy 11 дней назад

Cannot describe what is not there.

@LindaC616 11 дней назад

But she could pick the closest thing when Kimmel brought out model mushrooms

@indigowolf556 11 дней назад

I love Amber😂😂😂😂 We need her on here more

@notsure1969 11 дней назад

That's because she already described it on Kimmel.

@midwid2809 11 дней назад

Yeah that ☝🏿

@NewMessage 11 дней назад

"Stormy Daniels Will Not Describe Trump's Genitalia in Hush Money Trial" Guess she prefers to keep it short.

11 дней назад

😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅

@jaygray7102 11 дней назад

don't need a description, trump's in the courtroom - he can start dropping his pants now, he'll have to do it sooner or later

@ricardolorrio8228 11 дней назад

lol

@paulnolan4971 11 дней назад

It's more horizontal than vertical by all accounts

@sid7088 11 дней назад

@@paulnolan4971mushroom cap 😂

@bobpratt7112 11 дней назад

"You have never once helped me in my entire career!" Amber to Seth. - Yes. I had to get an old t-shirt and used about 20 sprays of cleaner to get the layers of sarcasm and irony off my computer screen.

@mikeimbrogno4150 11 дней назад

This was the best Amber Says What yet. A++ So good!!!!

@michaelg3088 11 дней назад

Good evening to one and all.

@paulyricca3881 11 дней назад

🥃👴🏻 YO MOTHER LOOK LIKE RONDO HATTON

@seven.s_stars 11 дней назад

in here out there and all the ships at sea

@L_M_V 11 дней назад

This is NOT Stephen Colbert. (That’s what he said)

@paulyricca3881 11 дней назад

👴🏻🥃 AND A BA BA BOOEY TO U ALL

@Locknies-qt6zu 11 дней назад

"What's Anti-White? Hardship???" [6:01] 🤣

@C.L.Hinton 11 дней назад

I did not expect that Judy Blume shout-out at the end. Amber is great! 😃

@vedwalker3974 11 дней назад

7:45 At this point in the broadcast, Seth desperately wished the camera would stop cutting to him. Seriously, this is the best opening I've seen from the show. From the trial jokes to Amber Says What. Keep on going, guys!

@caitymarie3975 11 дней назад

Amber I love you 😂😂

@PhoebeFayRuthLouise 11 дней назад

Your cat is so cute!

@carleenmulloy481 11 дней назад

Love Amber 😍

@brothajohn 11 дней назад

“Please don’t buy me.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣Amber Ruffin murders me

@seanycmaloney 11 дней назад

“Are you there God? It’s me Train Station.” 😂😂😂😂 Amazing!

@tylerhackner9731 11 дней назад

Go stormy!

@Blakblooded 11 дней назад

That's fine, Stormy already picked out which mushroom it looked like on Kimmel.

@denniselgatoblanco824 11 дней назад

Amber Ruffin is destined to be a legend in the world of comedy

@seantlewis376 11 дней назад

I always love "Amber Says What", and this is the best segment I can remember.

@michaeldamico6938 11 дней назад

9 years in produce made that avocado joke cut deep

@peterblood50 11 дней назад

"It would violate the gag order." Brilliant and funny.

@user-yy4jo9pk2b 11 дней назад

Amber 😅 you killed it with the train station jokes!😂🤣👏🤜🤛

@chriscomp20 11 дней назад

Amber says is just a Next every time it sneaks up on me

@peforster6725 11 дней назад

I love Amber. Sometimes, I pretend I'm Amber, doing Amber Says What! 💖 Windsor, Ontario, Canada

@tami4peace23 11 дней назад

Gag order 🤣🤣🤣 is the best!!

@elizabethmitchell1882 11 дней назад

Amber is outstanding!!! What a concept!!! Let’s buy ourselves!!! Heard of one lady who got disgusted and held a formal marriage and married herself! Many women can understand that concept as well.