Stormy Calls Trump an “Orange Turd” in Wild Testimony; Greene Booed by Republicans: A Closer Look 

More like attempted to dive in head first but just faceplanted instead.

He IS the gutter.

Trump makes a gutter seem clean.

Actually he did a full gainer, perfect 10 dive into the gutter.

😅

That’s the current spin / fake narrative by the far right / Russian troll coalition: The two major parties are actually a “uniparty” from which only the Chosen One (Trump) can save us.

Exactly what I was thinking! Call' it the uniparty if they'd just do their phucking jobs!

She thinks her job is to hate democrats, that's literally it

It's called democracy, not us and them. Don't get me wrong I don't think both sides need to agree on everything, the amount of us vs them rhetoric I see is just annoying.

Unity is cool - pass it on

I had to remind myself it wasn’t real! It sounded like it _could_ be real, given this cast of characters 😆

@@j10001 I read the actual 331 pager last night. Damn close.

Yes, but so does Mike Johnson now!

Not everyone hates her. I don’t. I just know she’s a fool’s fool and would rather have people who are competent in government.

@askew9976 not really. Democrats just saved his Jon as they knew it was better. They also most likely made a deal with him to get the aide bill passed as well as something for continuing to fund the government. Greene likely helped the democrats a lot by getting this idea of removing Johnson out there, making him fear his job and go to dems for help.

@@zogar8526 Jeepers, that's some thinking for Marjorie, or is she a "useful Idiot"? Clever Dems copying from the Russian playbook? Gosh!

This wins the internet for me today.

She was expecting it.

A BIG ONE.

She probably never had any control of her life in her youth so she's trying to make up for that by paralyzing Congress like that one kid that behaves badly specifically to get the whole class punished.

​@@waxwinged_houndand usually to teach that kid a lesson, they get jumped by the class and lose their lunch moneyb

Any attention is good attention for Moscow Marge

Steady on old boy

I'm not sure it quite topped Sydney Powell at the barbecue though, or the Chinese restaurant stroke bowling alley.

Totally agree with you 😂

He is just the least funny person I know. I don't dislike him as a person, but he's just not funny at ALL to me.

@@normaforsyth7950 I find him hilarious - but sense of humour is always a personal thing. There are other comedians that many think are hilarious that I can't bear. C'est la vie! :)

I'd pay money to see that.

And he brought up the Space Lasers. It was a Marjorie's greatest hits shout out.

Oh yeah, loved the lasers ❤❤❤

​@@sherinameless1618 Gold 🤣

The irony is most republican ideals and policies line up nicely with either Russia or China. Pot calling the kettle black situation for sure.

For everything else there's Master Orange Turd Card.

That would bring the total count of honest things she's said to one.

Maga is super mad that the normies are sweeping them under the rug. I adore the uniparty! 😂😂😂

Of course, it's a self-fulfilling prophecy. Scream about how government doesn't work, then sit back and do nothing as a member of government, then when nothing gets done go "See? Told'ya so!"

@@lisadeak5723 Un for All!

No one ever accused her of being smart or competent.

I started with Trevor at the start of lockdown but then switched to Colbert. But for the last year or so, Seth has been absolutely killing it! He is the King of Satire. Although Jordan Klepper is a must-watch.

I like Seth too but this ain’t no golden era, we get the same story every night because of trump. Letterman was the golden age

@@Ohms_vs_Draaggs Different strokes for different folks. I hated Letterman and Leno wasn’t any better. Coco was too hit or miss for me to be a frequent viewer. Granted, I was in graduate school at the time and did not have time to watch any TV with even a modicum or regularity.

He started out in the gutter, would need an excalalator up .

@@user-oc6wn5qk1n. I think Tucker Carlson used one in Russia (shopping cart) Trump likes Russia

They just cant get rid of her because they litterally need her seat for a majority.

Well, since her ego is huge and her brain small.......guessing she won't ever.

IKR asap

I've been trying but I can't find a single redeeming feature about her.

But who will be brave enough to run against her?

Personally, I love Kimmel's name for her- Klan Mom.

@@Pete_R63 - Greene Goblin?

I enjoyed that one too! 😂

Major Traitor Gangrene

Magistrate Tapeworm Queen

Same here! It was bloody hilarious.

Oh they can. They just like seeing it when they think the evil is playing for their side.

Hopefully it's only 1/3 and not closer to 1/2.

@@anthill1510 I have several MAGA acquaintances and they are genuinely decent people who have been bamboozled by this lifelong con artist and it's really infuriating and depressing because they have no ability to think critically about anything involving Trump. It's crazy!

​@dougschmidt368 when 20% of the most engaged republican voters express their preference for a primary candidate who dropped out two months prior, you may bet it's not a half of Americans who still believe in trump. It wasn't a half neither when he won in 2016, and be sure he didn't improve his numbers since. They are just much more vocal

They're the ones dancing with the devil. Can't even smell his pewp cologne.

They keep re-electing her!!😮😂😂

And there some other pretty embarrassing people in congress. Even since Santos left. Even lower than the greasy spot that is Ted 'Cancun' Cruz.

She’s from northwest Georgia y’all, where men are men and possums are nervous

She may be serving the purpose of making bipartisanship great again…

It's completely and totally embarrassing Trump was ever a politician let alone president

My favorite part was when she went into detail about what a 60-year-old man's skin felt like on her 27-year-old body. Yikes.

​@@mc76your favorite part huh? Fixated on superficial nonsense

​@@IreneCampos-tk2vd yeah, well, they pretty much established everything they needed to with the checks and the accounting notes. Not like trump even has a defense. Again.

@@TheBrothergreen see that's your problem. Youre preoccupied with his personal life instead of his actual term as prez. Like it or not he's the most "piece" -full American leader in decades. 🎉🎉🍊man2024🎉🎉

Another one, fixated on superficial nonsense. Back to school kiddie

The uni party? So -R and -D coming together to do what is right for the American people is a uni party?... Americans could only hope for such thing!!!

@@notme2day Sign me up! I'm an Unist! Un for all and all for Un!

It's the only thing congress agrees on.

I hope she hears those boos in her nightmares!

​@@notme2dayTotally. Getting things done through cooperation is the goal.

The more he cheats, lies, and hates, the more they love him.

​@@joanfrellburg4901Describe who they are? I think Deplorable is a good description.

​@@joanfrellburg4901 Shows how sick his loyalists are.

It’s scary he will probably win again

Still boggles the mind how anybody hears him speak and thinks he could run a country.

And make sure absolutely nothing is done in the house except giving her attention.

@@happ-hobby right? She’s so frickin fake a self-absorbed

I'm looking forward for someone to vacate Empty-g's speaker/piehole.

Aww… no one ever says anything nice about her 😂

I truly believe she is acting for Putin

I assume you are talking about Fani Willis. I think she is a hero. VOTE 100% BLUE. VOTE OUT MAGA. no vote Foto 3rd party

I believe the reference is to MTG.

🤣😆😂

At least gutters serve a functional purpose

Drainpipe Donny

Trump has to take the criticism that he so gleefully applied to E Jean Carroll and to Stormy Daniels calling her Horse Face. He is an orange turd.

According to the poor unfortunate folks who have had to endure his physical presence, Orange Turd smells like a gutter, though.

I love love LOVE that maga is calling the normies the uniparty. ONE PARTY, and ya’ll ain’t a part of it! Yeeee-Haw🤣🤣🤣

Exactly what I was thinking. She’s trying so hard to make it a thing but it’s not catching on. 😂

She's fiercely opposed to Congress getting things done. That's "Big Gub'mint" to her and to her mouthbreathing constituents.

When y'all put it that way, the term "uniparty" no longer sounds as vomit-inducing as I originally thought. After all, if the MAGA-tards are against it, it's probably a good thing. Similar to how I used to be very offended when my extremely conservative dad would say, "I don't recognize this country anymore!" Just because it's not like he imagines it was in the 50s. Now, I realize that's a good thing.

@@darryldouglas6004 So far, the only other person I've seen use that word in that way is Mike Lindell the Pillow Guy, lol.

I totally agree! The MTG jokes are so good, I can't stop laughing

My condolences for your TDS symptoms.

I still laugh out loud every time I recall it.

Ah! That was priceless

Lol. Recycling blonde jokes into Marjorie jokes is my favorite trend of 2024.

😂

Hey, that was pretty good. 😂What else you got?

Come on man, don't be ridiculous. There's no way MTG would be able to concentrate for 8 hours.

@@Melesniannon Or read the label on a juice bottle.

I agree! It made me laugh out loud several times, which doesn't usually happen 😊

I’d buy a stamp for that

I love the idea but I suspect that ut will only cause more delay with postal service.

How about orange turd, ny ny?

I said the exact same thing when i saw that lol. I'mma do it. ORANGE TURD LOL

😂​@@okkietrooy6841

in g. washington's farewell address he warns about fake patriots like empty g. that put party over country anyone that hasn't read it might find relevance in it as long as we have those like her around

The domestic terrorist organization, commonly known as the "gop", does not recognize country over party. Only power grabs to further their fascist agenda interests them.

I know! She’s so clueless!🤣

Odds are good it's a dog whistle for the QAnon crowd.

@@paulgibbon5991 Of course it is! The rightwing conspiracy nuts throw that term around all the time.

Concerned you are limiting that to 'Congress' and to 'right now'

Matt Gaetz and Bobo are still there, aren't they? And that's just the House.

Ever

Only one though.

Santos was giving it a good shot but then he had to leave.

No it’s a really old joke.

@@jeremybartlett1706 - So....because it's old it can't be good? WTF?

Recycle 😂❤

Not as good as “she bought a jigsaw puzzle and thought it would take 5-7 years to finish it.”

@@mlpfanboy1701 To be fair, most jigsaw puzzles DO take me 5-7 years to finish :D

As is Von Shits In Pants. My personal favorite!

Don't forget, the OT has fans all over the world. There's just something about cartoon villains that get idiots excited. I don't get it myself. He has always been a loser to me.

Agreed. I’m completing a Masters in Stone Age Archaeology at a university in Italy (the archaeology of human evolution, one guess why I’m pursuing it abroad rather than from within the US system) and when people hear my accent and ask where I’m from, I’ve taken to lying and saying Canada. It’s gotten far too embarrassing to admit to US citizenship. Of course, back when I did live in the States I was repeatedly told to leave if I didn’t like living in an anti-socialist system built to sabotage health care access and public services. So I did leave! Life is better outside. Side note, I lived in South Africa from 2020 through 2023, and by and large people there loved Trump. No matter what he said about African countries and people, he is seen as strong on the economy and therefore a good leader. I had to dig in to conversations asking how he made the economy good and why they thought any gains were his… and that worked sometimes as people paused and realized he said it about himself. But still, the impression there was positive in a way I never anticipated. An anomaly.

@@ellieb.e.868 The unsettling thing is, most Americans I've met seem like really nice people...but then you consider the odds that they looked at Trump and thought "Yep, this guy represents me!", and it feels a little harder to like them.

@@paulgibbon5991 fair, haha.

@@paulgibbon5991 The population of the US in 2020 was 330,000,000. The number of eligible American voters in 2020 was around 250 million. The total number of votes during the 2020 US presidential election was 155,500,000, 74 million of which were cast for Donald Trump. Either you are very popular, terrible at math, or about as self-aware as a fieldstone... The irony of the rest of the world, criticizing the intelligence of the average American...smh

For a second, I thought MTG was going n British Parliament!

and the liberal democrats saving the republican speaker... WOW!

Theres no way his lawyer would let trump take the stand, he would be brought up on purgery in less then one sentence.

He only wants to reply if he’s allowed to lie.

@@michaelfarmer1565 You said it perfectly. FRUMP only knows to LIE. he is realizing that he can't in a courtroom and it must be killing him. LOL

He's not worthy of being called a cowboy.

@@michaelfarmer1565 All he can do is lie. I'm sure he wants to campaign and whine about how the election Biden won was "stolen" and what's happening is a "witch hunt".

It's well-earned zero respect.

Which might explain why she’s yelling into a microphone.

And deserves even less respect than that

Why is even allowed to speak in the first place🤷🏽‍♂️

It’s about time.

Clever!!

Vote Blue get Screwed

@@nancyking9033 Nobody is selling golden Biden sneakers Nancy .. or NFT's with him all CGI'd to look like a tough guy .. or Biden Bibles .. ever wonder why that is?

​@@nancyking9033im voting red. To piss people like you off.

Never realized that, but, you are correct!

All is for the best, in the best of all possible worlds. :o)

From the planet…

Yeah, imagine politicians working together for the good of the country, like we are all Americans and on the same team. Only Moscow Marge and Putin don’t think that is bad.

Klan-Karen.

Yes, vote blue--but don't expect Dems to flip MTG's district. It's a very red district. Even after all her crazy comments were reported mostly after she was elected in 2020, she cruised to re-election. The GOP doesn't have a candidate problem; the GOP has a voter problem.

And yet republicans still love her

@@ReviewBoard-uy5nv At least those in her district love her.

Wait she running for re-election this year I know her term was up if so I hope her district votes her out

Maybe he could collect them and keep them with all the classified documents he is still hiding.

Good one!😂

How great would it be if enough people did this, they could recreate the scene from Miracle on 34th st! 🤣🤣

⁠@@markm3346 Yes! Bring bag after bag of letters to Orange Turd into court!

In less than two years, your comment will work as a generative prompt… resulting in exactly what you just imagined- hours and hours of footage almost indistinguishable from reality. The future is already ridiculous.

Yes, but omg he forgot the air accordion all throughout the Trump impression!

@@edgarcayce2.02 😯

​@@edgarcayce2.02 Actually, an accordion has keys. Der Orangefuhrer plays an air concertina. It even looks like his hands are holding it like they're in the straps.

@@wvu05 Astute observation . Seths impression using Colbert's 'concertina' skills would be epic .

@@kasnitch Indeed. It's like they each get a bit of the essence.

Yes, please!😂

It crossed my mind too. 😂 Overwhelm the toilet shaped Mar-A-Lago with hundreds or even thousands pieces of mail addressed to the orange turd

I was just asking myself “when are all of the letters addressed to orange turd going to start flooding the postal system?”.😂

Ok, so I wasn't the only one with this thought. Tell you what, if the Sandstone Simpleton gets re-elected, we can send Herr Drumpenfurer mail straight to the White House (assuming he keeps the capital where it is of course. For all we know it'll be Trump Tower and he'll charge admission to literally everyone including the people who are supposed to work there.)

Absolutely. Great idea.

Mixing an ancient Greek myth with a modern US myth is pretty, pretty, pretty good.

The only thing Seth's graphics dept skipped was a courtroom sketch of an Orange Turd.

😅

I would feel kinda bad for the undeserving people stuck in there with him, though… But if they could all be replaced with some sort of AI-generated simulacra, maybe (let’s face it, he wouldn’t know the difference), hmmmm 🤔

His Bernie is truly spectacular. I near Expect Berinie's glasses to sprout from his head.

​@@daverees6681🤣

Well she can take all the credit for that one… uniting people in disdain and contempt

It's a QAnon dog whistle.

Come to think of it, she would be his ideal running mate. Hmm 😒

Oh pleeeeeeeze say it ain’t so😮 BOO! 😂

​@@jodyfulford8215I wish. He already has lost 20% of primary voters, imagine what a Space Lasers VP could accomplish 😂

@enricogattone432 For starters, she could clean up the swamp. 😆 🤣 😂

@@jodyfulford8215. He will lose for sure then!

Addressed to Maralardo

@@debrahelmlinger6256 don't forget the zip code

Googs and Jackals rule! Yes, maybe the googs rule a little more than us, but we are cool too.

Give me the Googs! 👀

Googs were delivered

Oh! That was a joke? I thought he was just reporting the facts.

I was waiting for the bonus punchline, "And it did."

Good for you... I just woke up from a nightmare about it.