STORY TIME | WORST DATE EVER!! 

The moment you said he was a grand dad in lost it...your reaction was hilarious 😂😂😂😂

The Ecko and prostate took me out! 😂😂😂

The "it was elderly" line killed me! And I mean KILLED me! I was on the floor laughing and could not stop for who knows how long😂 🤣

Grandkids! I hollered!!!!! 😂😂😂

His prostate!! 🤣🤣. What a turn on 🙄🤣. Love it ❤️! So funny 🤣

Soon as she said ecko, I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Bruh wtf

I feel like the only reason anyone is noting that I mentioned the girls in the story were white is because I’m not white lmao. If I said “3 Black girls next to me” literally nobody would’ve said anything Lol. There’s nothing politically incorrect or offensive about someone describing someone as white or Black unless they’re being offensive in their description. I’m just posting this here in case anyone else is surprised by it and wants to know why I said it or how I feel about people noticing that detail. I don’t feel like explaining it a million times Lol.

LMAO!!! hilarious!! "living in a state of trauma" I'm dead!

It was “elderly!” 😂

I hit those kind with “send me a picture so I can add it to your contact” 😅

It’s the « excuse you grand dad » for me 😂

The handful of change made me crack up 😂😂😂😂😂

This was hilarious 😂😂😂 you got a gift for storytelling keep em coming

The Birkin bag comment got me dying!!! This whole story was Hilarious 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He just looked like a man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

you are honestly insanely gorgeous !! QUEEEN

I want you to know that my husband keeps saying, “I assure you whatever you’re watching is not that funny.” I had to assure him that it was. I really don’t know why you act like this 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

Him askin if you was lyin bout usin the change for the tolls had me screamin!! 😂😂

More story times please, they're hilarious!

Sis the the date was elderly!? LMAO

Ugggh...Thanks for talking about how important it is to dress like you're going on a date. I recently went on a date and the dude showed up with a wrinkled shirt and an untied shoe...I was so embarrassed since I looked so cute. I ended up blocking him afterwards.

This elderly man… Sir…. I’m in tears. 🤣😭💀

Omg this had me dying laughing 😂😂😂 I’m sorry you had to go through that but at least on a positive note it has us all laughing. The part about him wanting to touch your scalp tho like why do guys have to do weird shit like that keep your hands to yourself sir!!

I burst out laughing when you mentioned the 5 dollar change and the Birkin bag😂😂😂😩 mind you, it is 2am where I am at 😂

I'm dead. This was one of the best worst date stories I have listened to. Through the whole video I was like same girl, same.

The echo shirt had me dying I’m 32 years old and that took me way back to the middle schools. It was popular as hell back then 😂

Lmaoooo when you said “I hope that’s not what you came on this date to cause that’s not happening sir” you kinda sounded like Beyoncé 😂

“I would have said young man but you’re wearing an Ecko shirt” 💀💀

This video is 3yrs old, just popped up, and I’m cackling 😂😂 Too intimidated by his experience, what?! After dismissing his personality, likely VD from the war, and having to stop 20 times to use the bathroom?! 😭😭

The fact that he had to go back to the bathroom while you were guessing how old he was 🤣. If the Echo shirt didn’t tell his age, that pocket full of change sure did 😩😂😂 You’re hilarious!

So HILLARIOUS!!!!! I died with the handful of change, though!!!!!!!! I am embarrassed because I'm in my 40ssssss... So funny!

Girlllll im cryinnnnnn laughing 😂😂😂😂 you’re so funny

Wow, he was quizzing your about change like he's your real life grandpa. Wow. That 'I figured you were at least legal' was disgusting.

Pops:Can I touch your scalp?... You: Uh No? Pops: *Touches scalp You: (*Yanks away)EXCUSSSE ME!.. *GRANDPA* "!!!😂💀

i had to pause midway to say that I am DONE!! Been laughing since the echo shirt! Ok let me finish watching lol

Omg, this was so funny - great story, thanks!

I literally just came across your video. I also subscribe to your channel..... love the story!!!! Omg, the funniest worst date story ever... the part about he paying the toll for you... I’m in tears!!!!

I was like oh hell no with the Marc Ecko Red

This was hilarious 😂 great storytelling

When he texted that mess about being advanced, I would’ve been like “now you listen here mr prostate… 😐”

I dated a 50 y.o. when i was 25. He had 3 kids and one grand. I love older men though. Lol. And at the time we both had daughters that were 8 years old at the time.

You KNOW he was all excited to go tell his grandson that he scared a young hussy off with his sexual prowess, but right after he comes back from the bathroom.

Thought you was gonna say he looked over the age of 50, hearing the prostate story😅 but when you said he looked over 30 i was like ohh that's not old!!!

Girllll 😂 you had me rolling the entire video 😆 I immediately subscribed ✅ I’m living for your storytelling lol!!!

I laughed the entire damn time!!!!!!🤣🤣

I can't. Girl, you are too polite!

Just started the storytime but completely unrelated, I absolutely loveeeee your username ❤️

This is hilarious! 😂😂😂😂

Lol girl this man had the audacity to pull that card at the end in them text lol I wouldn’t have even messaged him about us not going to see each other again you way better than me I would have just blocked his old ass 😂😂😂this was to funny... you should male more content on here

“No those are my grandkids” 😂

The echo shirt let me know how that date was gone go😂😂😂😂

Girl, that change was for the tolls. Don't go spending it on candy and soda pop. Lol Hilarious, thank you for sharing.

I find it weird to when people say that someone is legal. Like wtf

You are so funny!! 8:21

Oh nooooo 😂😂😂 I have 5-6 kids and sent my chal to highschool in Ecko 🤣 Back in my day it was the thing. And He never complained lol. Such a good kid, he deserved better lol. Graduated May 2023 😮

Laaaaaaaawwwwd ham mercy 😂😂😂

This is hystericalll 😂😂😂 Idk how this popped up on my recommend but it won me over..#NewSubby!

I don't like that guessing game either....I end up offending the person or they are disappointed that I got it right! lol

First he went to the bathroom a lot. Then he stereo typed your hair. Then question what you was going to do with some change that he gave you. Wow !

I'm so sorry when you called him Elderly I died! Lmao!! Po ting.... his feelings were hurt when u tried to be nice saying it ain't gon work. Smh

New Subbie. This was hilarious! 🤣

"Where is your scalp?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 for real what kind of question??????

As 43 year old I hate that you said elderly 🤣🤣🤣 but he was acting like a senior citizen

😶Wheww. Sis! Been there😂😂😂🤦🏿‍♀️

I thought I was the only one who gave handshakes when meeting ppl!

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭…speechlesss I loved it😆😆😭😭😭😭. You’re soo Damn funny and just hell naw😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Hilarious!!! OMG. Grandad! LMBO 😭🤣😂

He’s in my age range and lord I’m embarrassed for my whole generation 🤦🏾‍♀️ This was hilarious tho 😂

Ayyyye yoooo somebody granddaddy 😆😆🤣🤣🤣

I’m fkn dead 😂😂 poor thing 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

I love the way you talk lol I’m crying. Ugh old men act super entitled too & their conversations are like you said “elderly”, I used to have them come into my job & try to flirt then ask if I had a boyfriend & id say no but I have a grandpa , 2 to be exact 🙄🙄 & ugh the way they look at you like a tall glass of Metamucil makes me 🤢 just ugh sick.

Hi😊 I have to tell you that your story was hilarious 😃

thought he was gonna ask for the 5 back the next day lol

Yoo this was funny af !!

Cool u did storytime.Storytimes are cool.Thanks for sharing!

Lmaoooo “where is yo scalp at?”😂😂

Lol @ the handful of change 😩😩😂 My red flag is when a guy wears fake polo or SouthPole 😆 Good Luck GF❤️💕

Your gorgeous.....ive been on the most topsy turvy dates, this is by far super funny! Prostate situation i died laughing because it happened to me on a Vegas vacation. LOL

Not " are you really going to you that change for the tolls? "... LOL 😂😂😂

omg!!!! you made my day lol, with this story

This was hilarious! 😂😂

43 with prostate problem and grand kids??? I know to Millennials anyone over 35 is basically 100, but this man is an oddity 😆.

gurl. i'm crushing on you hard. and that aesthetic in the background.

Literally just had somewhat of the same experience on the initial meet-up, first part of the date....and that’s why I’m here. But this dude really had the nerve to not feed me. This man said “oh no, I already ate; just drinks.” Needless to say, I drove off on him at the end of the date because I was hangry. What a waste. Would’ve had a better time going to the gym. I’m 26 too btw

😂😂😂😂😂 much needed video!!!

Before I continue listening to this story girl now you know when you started talking about you didn't know much about him like at all , honey that's how we end up in a back of a van Don't do that. Do keep your personal information vague but know everything about him. (not everything but enough). Enough to where if you disappeared cops can go off of whatever information you have. Before I go on any date my closest friends always know where I'm going and when I should be back and any information that the guy has provided me that's important, they know too. * edIt*🤣🤣 As soon as I unpaused you were like"That was kind of dangerous, now that I think about it"

U are very pretty. U kinda remind me of me telling a story❤

Lmao man I love ur vibe Ur killing me lol

Living in a state of trauma 😂😂😂

Nah lol 😂 I live in party 🎉 state az, don’t ever date someone from the club it’s just bad news together.. here we have std problem in AZ keep on guard girl keep using that willpower

Funniest thing!!! I am 💀

Even I know never to touch a black woman’s hair!!!!

please post more!!! ure so funny I already love ur channel

I wonder how many people end up chained in basements bc of this risky dating ..Ladies protect yourselves..

A handful of change!!!! Girl I just don't understand!!!

First Time Here!, U I’ve A NewSubie!

It was elderly 😍😂😩😂😂😂😂😂

Him saying "getting lucky " is so disrespectful. I would've ended the date right there .. actually after the ecko red shirt I can't

40 is elderly wtf😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

I hope you do an on foot video in yezzy slides or black leather boots 😻