Storytime w/ Hasan Minhaj: Embarrassing Parents

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Jimmy and Hasan Minhaj take turns telling stories about their embarrassing parents.
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@wareeshaahmed 4 года назад

"I don't want participation points. I want to win or lose it" It doesn't get anymore brown than that lol

@michaelcampbell2390 4 года назад

"'cause i gotta win"

@KokoTheGorilla69 4 года назад

Shitting on the sidewalk

@adwaitparaskar9241 4 года назад

Deliberately did it to fit the stereotype.

@sabrinahong975 4 года назад

LISTEN I CAN NEVER COME HOME AGAIN WITHOUT THE W

@PatelArpitt 4 года назад

@@KokoTheGorilla69 that sidewalk's your stupid face

@AyeshaMalik 4 года назад

You can’t story battle Hasan. He wins at everything in LIFEEE

@xxsohalalmodexx 3 года назад

Omg hiii Ayesha huge fan

@fraist1 3 года назад

except life itself

@Dia-cl7vt 3 года назад

He won even before he was born 😂

@Asadullah-hi9bk 3 года назад

Hell true subcontinent is like pregnant with such stories 😂

@prateeksharma6756 3 года назад

Are you hasans sister...

@rain.enthusiast 4 года назад

hasan's dad is truly the pinnacle of asian fathers

@itsreagan 4 года назад

R&B - P L A Y L I S T do you know what continent india is on? yeah it’s asia

@Hells7rom 4 года назад

@@rb-playlist4955 because India is in ASIA 🤦‍♂️

@93soby 4 года назад

@@rb-playlist4955 Congratulations on your level of stupidity, India is in the continent of Asia.

@jacobl5488 4 года назад

@@rb-playlist4955 Yo man.. but what continent is India in?

@IceColdProfessional 4 года назад

@@rb-playlist4955 Reported for abusing the caps lock.

@ctguboy 4 года назад

“I am going to call your dad.” “Just expel me” Rofl

@cherderian1944 3 года назад

"I'm not good at math or science..." "So I was in Honors Chemistry..."

@ishitasingh2044 3 года назад

Every Indian student ever

@rupamsinha7841 3 года назад

If I had did it I would have said it too... Typical indian fear

@Adam-dw7pk 4 года назад

"I'm not good at math or science..." "So I was in Honors Chemistry..."

@modkhi 4 года назад

at my school your parents could force you into honors classes if they wanted. so uh. yeah. he could have been bad. (i failed out of honors chem too after being forced into it, had to drop to the lower level 😂)

@Pharomid 4 года назад

Any dumb child can take honors chem or honors english, unlike some math classes like stats or calc.

@kingjamestres 4 года назад

You don't always have to do really well to join an an honors class. It just depends on if the teacher lets you join or not.

@geegeezlouis86 4 года назад

I was (and still am) terrible at math but worked really, really hard to get a decent grade in my basic class and ended up in honors algebra and just flopped around like a dying fish in that class

@taakotuesdays 4 года назад

At my school you can waive into honors classes. And the standard isn’t INCREDIBLY high either

@yoshipapi7880 4 года назад

hasan timing and jokes are a work of art

@abcdef-zs1zq 4 года назад

Yosrick Alvarez Avalos yo big facts

@_Bat-Man_ 4 года назад

The end was anti climatic for me though.. I was really into it and then the coward part was like ... really?.. that's it..

@gentle2587 4 года назад

Open ending

@aliyasarvar 4 года назад

Avi Rao he actually is one😂😂

@aegr5125 3 года назад

aliya sarvar r/wooosh

@Nfalak 4 года назад

My mom was my history teacher i stole the exam answers shared with friends didn’t know it was for her other classes, all of us failed the test.

@Blullaby 4 года назад

That's both hilarious and sad 🤣

@86upsmaya 4 года назад

😂

@Jay-D92 4 года назад

Wouldn't you have realized that none of the answers you looked at had anything to do with the stuff you had learned in the course?

@s.a.8548 4 года назад

@@Jay-D92 It was probably an answer sheet for a multiple choice exam (1. a, 2. c, 3. a)

@kosewa1 4 года назад

Awesta 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@berglettemom6045 4 года назад

Hasan Minhaj is objectively a better storyteller than Jimmy Fallon. Full stop.

@shahnoormaredia5269 4 года назад

BergletteMom most stand up artists are. Jimmy is not one.

@abcdef-zs1zq 4 года назад

obv.

@luciano53688 4 года назад

Hasan is a master of storytelling. Not every stand up comedian is.

@bigstunna2049 4 года назад

He was on his high school debate team that's where he learned great timing and articulate speaking

@user-vc5rp7nf8f 4 года назад

He’s not that great of an interviewer ether. Just goes to show you don’t necessarily need skill or talent, just gotta know ppl with deep pockets

@krisannalopez1684 4 года назад

Knowing Hasan and the stories he tells about his dad, I thought Najme would've said Hasan is too dumb to sell answers

@anij3222 4 года назад

Me too lol

@adamjohnson5307 4 года назад

I was thinking the same thing lol

@brbapappa 4 года назад

I thought he was going to ask, for how much?!

@AR-io8fv 4 года назад

That’s the punchline I was thinking of lmao. He’s too dumb to know the answers let alone sell them

@RazorEdge2006 4 года назад

I thought his dad would say, "Only $5!!!!???"

@Pp-yi7nj 4 года назад

Hasan's story telling is so freaking compelling. This guy could sell me used tissue and I would still buy it 😍

@person9854 4 года назад

Reva v these two sentences show all types of stupid

@nafismubashir2479 4 года назад

Reva v caste system is misused and misunderstood but in general it’s a good system caste system wasn’t a binding hereditary thing at all an educated person can easily take the position of someone less capable in there high position

@anoosha9768 4 года назад

@@revav5821 he's a Muslim so I don't think he believes in the caste system

@mastersonogashira1796 4 года назад

This sounds really wrong

@barih4prez 4 года назад

Its all the hand gestures

@Neha71580 4 года назад

"I don't want participation awards, I wanna win" is the most Indian thing to say 🤣

@frrad 4 года назад

Nano 02 wow win win win eh then how did they lose wars to China and Pakistan eh

@RAHUL37976 4 года назад

@@frrad lol India won every wars against pakistan.. Pakistan cant do shit with their weak ass army. pakistan are not even in top 10 powerful army where India stands 4

@LucasKsh 4 года назад

@@frrad Pakistan lost all wars dumbass haha

@taqiyazayin428 4 года назад

Hassan Tahir oooooooooooooop

@Neha71580 4 года назад

Yall...stop commenting unrelated stuff under MY main comment 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

@simonandal5857 4 года назад

"you picked the topic because I'm Indian, right?" lool EDIT: FIRST TIME I GOT 2k LIKES IN RU-vid

@louiselavigne5085 4 года назад

*ROASTED*

@michaelcampbell2390 4 года назад

they most definetly did

@meganjingwi4180 4 года назад

"I'm Irish I've got some bad one too" LOL uhhhhh

@nellsea8086 4 года назад

He hit the spot

@jaimedelgado7529 4 года назад

i actually thought the same thing as soon as he picked the topic

@Chudeirr 4 года назад

Hasan’s tie matches Jimmy suit and Jimmys tie matches Hasans suit that’s clever

@mahmoodshuvo2787 4 года назад

👏👏👏👏👏

@Discoveringbandsbymichaelnagy 4 года назад

It's not exact but close

@ParmMohan-us6rn 4 года назад

They exchanged ties before the show started.

@survivor817 4 года назад

That's some heavy mix and match business....lolz

@Shucksofficial 4 года назад

It actually doesn’t match..

@subhashinisivagobi9995 4 года назад

i have to win...that's growing up Indian yall

@shashankkumar3440 4 года назад

Werd😂😂😂

@tolkien7101 4 года назад

And Pakistan too✌😂

@buttofthejoke 4 года назад

I'm almost 30, and interviewing and I still feel it's a competition.. even though I have a pretty good job right now.. :\

@Brucelee89896 4 года назад

@@buttofthejoke were do you work? just curious?

@buttofthejoke 4 года назад

@@Brucelee89896 In the states..

@lillylove4129 4 года назад

“I’ve let our people down” that is literally the story of my life😂😂

@killerpanda2086 4 года назад

"Expel me instead pls" Every Asian kid ever 😆👌

@narendrakumargiri.2970 3 года назад

I also went through that

@stuckinamomentt 3 года назад

Huge respect for Hasan for not feeling the need to do the derogatory Indian accent when he talks about his dad! Rare breed among Indian/SouthAsian comedians.

@hussains7630 4 года назад

If I was his dad I would be like .....you should have sold those for atleast 10 dollars

@anaayana7378 4 года назад

Good then later they would have beaten u 😁😁😂

@wittypediay 4 года назад

Haha. He should be proud. He could've kept it all to himself and topped. But instead he chose community service. Hahahah

@feelinthemode 3 года назад

THIS this right here is my dad

@supriyagupta6159 4 года назад

" I've never felt more alive" such an inspiration to desi kids everywhere.

@ms98-916 4 года назад

“You picked this topic coz I’m Indian, right?” 😂😂

@keepontravelling 4 года назад

☺️😝

@eee7156 4 года назад

Roasted

@annjoseph5429 3 года назад

Thought he is pakistan origin

@rauf3192 4 года назад

Is there anyone's skipping Jimmy's voice just to listen Hasan minhaj

@carimanhamza2399 4 года назад

🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️

@tasi1234 4 года назад

Alex Rahul got me

@Fly_high138 4 года назад

Alex Rahul 🙋🏽‍♀️🙈

@miiniimiiniijpeg 4 года назад

Alex Rahul Yep

@asiffaisal2186 4 года назад

@jonchen8235 4 года назад

I was so sure that the punchline would be: You sold the answer book for ... ONLY $5?!?

@sohatanwirkhan583 4 года назад

Jon Chen SAME!

@samanthacook5794 4 года назад

Jon Chen me too!!

@s.a.8548 4 года назад

My cousin did the same but sold it for $100 a pop lol but than again it was the SAT equivalence for my country

@wittypediay 4 года назад

I thought it would be why did you sell it. You could've been the topper. Hahaha

@komaldeviwoelich9602 4 года назад

Me too.. I thought the dad would’ve said you could have sold it for $15...

@NewMessage 4 года назад

My Dad used to water the front lawn in his underwear on weekends. I win.

@Jxmmy07 4 года назад

😂😂

@CuriousGoodsJessica 4 года назад

My coworker told me the 1st time she met her brother's baby mother's mother, "grandma" was mowing the lawn topless, in daisy duke shorts, smoking a cig & had a flask full of whiskey - and she was 65 and looked 80 🤢

@Jxmmy07 4 года назад

@@CuriousGoodsJessica *mic drop*

@berglettemom6045 4 года назад

My dad did that wearing black knee-high socks with sandals.

@mikecastro4403 4 года назад

I thought I had an alert for a second

@KellyDurgan 4 года назад

Hasan: "I'm not great at science and math" Also Hasan: "My AP calc class had to go to prom together"

@miiniimiiniijpeg 4 года назад

Kelly Lmaoooooooo

@lifeoftalise4390 4 года назад

Smh “Michael Monchello” 😂

@cheesecakelasagna 4 года назад

I need know if that Michael Monchello has seen this

@whotfisna2719 3 года назад

Let's talk about how cute Yuta is in your profile , Like damn

@lifeoftalise4390 3 года назад

@@whotfisna2719 ikr 🥰

@jinismymom7272 4 года назад

God I am in love with Hasan Minhaj, he is incredibly handsome and smart and ughhh I just love him, Dr. Beena ( his wife ) is a lucky woman

@valescatel 4 года назад

Jin is My mom , 💯 same

@derpinated 4 года назад

no he's the lucky one, smh hover hands around her with the popped polo shirt in a damn parking lot of all places if you know you know

@jinismymom7272 4 года назад

derpinated LMFAOOO YEAH YOURE RIGHT, Dr. beena is amazing and hasan is lucky that he was able to land an amazing woman like her!!

@abcdef-zs1zq 4 года назад

i fucking love him smmmm

@eolsunder 4 года назад

yep hes pretty lucky also, his wife is very good looking and sexy, and very smart. Lovely woman.

@niyabellaqua 4 года назад

Hasan : I don’t know who it was but... Also Hasan : It was Michael Minichiello Bahahahhahahahah

@gulcinhasirci3205 4 года назад

OK I live for hassan now insisting on people pronouncing his name right

@kingjamestres 4 года назад

I mean how can you be mad when people pronounce it like its fucking spelled "hAsan" and then you go around saying "hUsan".

@hanachung6949 4 года назад

@@kingjamestres Because that's how it's properly pronounced...

@kingjamestres 4 года назад

Hana Yoder The point You

@wheeinswish3733 4 года назад

james d well first of all, the English language is a language where all the letters have multiple ways of being pronounced. Since his name is written in English letters, have the decency to learn how to pronounce it. The “c”s in Pacific Ocean are all pronounced differently yet you have no problem with that innit.

@hanachung6949 4 года назад

@@kingjamestres That makes no sense, but okay. Also, you have learned to say many confusing names properly, so I dont know why Hasan Minhaj is an issue for you.

@greenisgreener 4 года назад

"I'm gonna call your father" "Just expel me please" HAHAHAHAA

@lifeoftalise4390 4 года назад

“Go inside my cars about to explode” 😂

@krereacting2626 4 года назад

Life of Talise I just read that when he said exact time

@lavans06 4 года назад

"I gotta win or lose" LOL *I felt that...that is my and every Asian-South Asian childhood trauma* lmao

@SwethaY 4 года назад

Props to jimmy Fallon for actually trying to pronounce his name right. Big fan of both hasan and jimmy! Edit: omg i didnt expect to get these many likes. Thanks guys! :)

@msiluvsnickerz 4 года назад

Swetha Yalamanchili Lol because he watched him on Ellen! 😂

@SwethaY 4 года назад

teenie a trueee

@urvigodha9673 4 года назад

"My son did not do this." "This boy is no longer my son"

@saharafzal4435 4 года назад

He insulted himself by telling embarrassing parents story but didn't let down his parents at this big platform Applause He indeed so clever So inspired🤗

@rayyansabet-parry4865 4 года назад

I'm gonna call it first. Hasan Minhaj will be the new host of the Tonight Show in the future

@princessawambu4178 4 года назад

Nah I think his show is popular enough

@nideeshc4527 2 года назад

And what do u know? You were close enough, Hasan Minhaj is now host of the Morning Show

@rehimawoldegiorgis3481 3 года назад

“He’s not going to guess the Indian kid did it” Lol

@towaniisme 4 года назад

Hasan’s whole fit is giving me life! 👏🏾

@anushkasiva6925 4 года назад

Noone: Jimmy Fallon: *let me just pretend im trying to think of a story real quick and havent scripted & rehearsed the whole thing multiple times*

@lilsinz_djsin 4 года назад

“He’s a coward” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@lomeowmeow 4 года назад

When jimmy started telling his story I immediately had that finding Nemo reaction when marlon tried telling a clown joke

@jadenyiki 4 года назад

I remember when I was in third grade and forged my mom's signature on something and the teacher found out and threaten to call my mom. I begged her to send me to jail instead.

@Tanishqa700 3 года назад

When he begun with "I wasn't very good at MATH OR SCIENCE" I was prepared that this one was gonna be so damn relatable to every Indian kid

@seasalllover 4 года назад

also shoutout to jimmy for pronouncing hasan’s name correctly!!

@sashac7002 4 года назад

But he didn't. He did try, though, which is great

@gabe9148 4 года назад

yeah lmao he said "hasin"

@Faisaldegrt 4 года назад

Lol

@Faisaldegrt 4 года назад

Has-sin

@Discoveringbandsbymichaelnagy 4 года назад

Embarrassing moments always make for fun stories afterwards!!

@viksaggu9085 4 года назад

Bitter stories become bittersweet

@louiselavigne5085 4 года назад

@@viksaggu9085 UWU

@abhinavpandey284 4 года назад

You picked that topic because I am Indian right😁😂

@seasalllover 4 года назад

Hasan’s storytelling ability is incredible

@CuriousGoodsJessica 4 года назад

Every kid born between 1970 & 1980 had to suffer the vinyl seats, didn't we? I'm even afraid of leather seats to this day.

@slytherinsu 4 года назад

hasan is so good at telling stories omg

@Domesticgoddess12 4 года назад

@xSTTS 4 года назад

"I've never felt more alive" yes that was the start of my life of crime

@Winteramen 4 года назад

And after that story, Hasan retroactively had his academic career stripped away.

@BabygurlCristal 4 года назад

He is very good looking! 😉

@rb-playlist4955 4 года назад

He’s ugly trash

@abcdef-zs1zq 4 года назад

🥺🥺🥺

@vichuthegr8248 4 года назад

@@rb-playlist4955 bitch off

@maggiemcfly5267 4 года назад

Yes

@XanderBeckett1 4 года назад

Not at all.

@jenniferandrews6556 4 года назад

I was born and raised in Germany. After 9/11 a lot of schools had fake bomb threats. So my school did too. As we were escorted to the soccer field, I rang up my mother and told her what was happening. She lost her shit and was yelling "They know your dad is American, they are coming for you, I am picking you up now!" I was like ...cool who needs school....so about 20 min pass and I hear the kids behind me laughing. Someone tapped me on the shoulder and asked "YOOOO, is that YOUR mom???"....I turned around and THERE SHE WAS.....stomping up the soccer-field...wearing a tracksuit that had the letters *FBI* printed on it.....I said:"whaaaat are you wearing, omg MOM!?"....She looks down at herself and went..."OH....yeah.... I was gardening!" ......... *FACEPALMS*

@z4hra__k 4 года назад

"I DONT WANT PARTICIPATION POINTS.I WANT TO win OR lose!!!!"This is practically what my parents raised me to do.I feel like this is a preach💗

@payaloberoi96 4 года назад

"HE didn’t DO IT." -aww he trusts me "HE IS A COWARD " -there you gooo ...yup can relate

@ncorp2668 4 года назад

I LOVE this segment...more of this, please.

@lessls 4 года назад

I can't believe I'm alive for when Hasan Minhaj invented fashion on Fallon, dayum.

@PhillyFrank1 2 года назад

Hasan Minhaj is as much fun to watch tell a story as it is to listen to him -- that brilliant smile and those dancing eyes just punctuate the whole narrative.

@ttv_ayxshyplays5478 4 года назад

Jimmy: “coward tough dad” Asian parents: “every other insult + coward”

@joshkidd2075 3 года назад

Hasan's delivery is so perfect - he had me laughing so hard.

@climber6477 4 года назад

"Hasan did not do this" "He's a coward"

@claudineb777 4 года назад

Love it! I want more of this segment

@mijamsamarak4676 4 года назад

I just skipped Jimmy's stories.

@welpitsnoemi 4 года назад

SAME

@vahishree6184 4 года назад

No check out his story it is also funny..

@lanawisam3907 4 года назад

Hasan is such a natural & his story is legit amazing! Love it♥️♥️

@user-fo4jm5wi8u 3 года назад

i thought his dad was going to be proud of him for making money out of it but this ending was better 😂😂

@ire5995 4 года назад

This man is A.M.A.Z.I.N.G! No words, i can't breathe

@leilapahlevan5736 4 года назад

It's so hard to see him talk without the digital platforms on his show 🤦🏿‍♀️

@Seattleheart1 4 года назад

It's been a LOOOOOOOONG ASSSSSSS TIIIIIIIIME since Jimmy had a game this good.

@Y_Canada 3 года назад

If my dad got told I sold the homework answers, his first questions would have been "for how much?" and he would be super proud of my entrepreneurial spirit.

@andreeaol7268 4 года назад

Such a great story teller

@nikitakadam9276 4 года назад

I love how Jimmy is enjoying Hasan's story like crazy

@dhirajsolanki2625 4 года назад

Indian parents be like- my child can never do this he is coward.🤣🤣🤣

@ehsanshuvo2199 4 года назад

Hasan minhaj is a fantastic story teller. Too good man.

@Ndi1st 4 года назад

Both stories made me laugh out loud! 😂😂😂

@dumbclan2680 4 года назад

Topic: embarrassing parents Hassan: light work

@AmritSingh-nd8jg 4 года назад

I low key thought his dad would be proud that he at least got the business part right. Using education to make a living = Schooling Successful!

@rozieperera9880 4 года назад

Omg this was amazing

@aishani7994 4 года назад

That twist at the end was just 🤯 !

@XxLilypupuxX 4 года назад

I’m still tryna figure out who “HAA-sin” is from the beginning intro

@Dr.Phoenix 4 года назад

Really Bruh, Story telling competition against Hasan Minhaj.... You may not have seen his Netflix special... You ain't winning this one for sure

@AshLey-uj3ox 4 года назад

Such a great storyteller.

@deeinsights 4 года назад

Jimmy's story was a laughter BLAST!

@faustinebernard 4 года назад

Hasan Minhaj is such a great story teller !

@Shahad-ym3gl 4 года назад

"just expel me" Hassan is browner than brown.

@rock7084 2 года назад

OMG! These are my 2 favorite comedians. DYAMMNN!

@joes2041 4 года назад

His story telling peaksss 🙌

@cheesecakelasagna 4 года назад

I need to know what Michael Monchello is doing now.

@N59410 4 года назад

Hasan never disappoints and his storytelling abilities are what makes me love his comedy!!

@zoemor4205 3 года назад

Hassan is so cool intelligent flowing .love him.

@AliKazi 4 года назад

Wow 😭😂😂 love hasaan Minhaj ❤️ this was hilarious great quarantine content to keep us all going 👍

@sunshine0mayoya 4 года назад

Who also scrolled down to Hasan’s part? Haha sorry Jimmy! Love you but I love Hasan more 😂

@ada3360 4 года назад

Hasan is such a great and comedic storyteller, this was HILARIOUS.

@17rajasandeep 4 года назад

This guy and stories! Holy F! I laughed my guts out. 😂😂

@13456789101 4 года назад

Wow both amazing and funniest stories!!! :)

@brandondavidson4085 4 года назад

If that had been my dad at that parent-teacher meeting, he would have been proud of my business acumen.

@Tanishqa700 3 года назад

"You picked the topic cuz I'm Indian right". You hit the bullseye hasan

@Tanishqa700 3 года назад

@@laiyinashate9006 yasss💜

@chinesecooking5876 4 года назад

I’m soooo here for this yes Hasan!!!

@nathaliamald8 3 года назад

I LOVE THIS MAN

@whatsherface444 4 года назад

I love Hasan so much, “I don’t want participation points, I wanna win or lose” 😂

@raeyahecht5945 4 года назад

Jimmy's Dad 😂😂😂. I get you man. When your from NYC, you don't need to drive. You can just hail a taxi to anywhere...

@bhavikapra 3 года назад

My favourite thing are the musicians staring lovingly hahah