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No brains, no brawns, no Toadstool spawn.
Originally streamed/recorded on March 9th, 2022.
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@wyattknutson
@wyattknutson Год назад
remember, he's not actually fast enough to dodge an axe. he's just trying to convince you he is because in reality every point went into charisma
@kodinamsinh1267
@kodinamsinh1267 Год назад
I dare you to swing an axe at this maniac, and then rethink this comment
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley Год назад
As someone who's spent years working on their charisma skills through mental temperament and working on my body language and speech patterns, can confirm that's how it works. I've got some good pieces out here if you're looking to buy; more inside.
@JoNarDLoLz
@JoNarDLoLz Год назад
He MIGHT still dodge it though. Remember, he also has his luck maxed out but he can only dodge like Scooby Doo style
@marti5420
@marti5420 Год назад
All two of the points.
@manboy4720
@manboy4720 Год назад
he just convinces the axe to turn around and hit the person using it, because when have they once considered the axe their friend and NOT just a tool for their own selfish desires?
@imBailout
@imBailout Год назад
I was literally going to say “the campaign was so short that I’m surprised he got 45 minutes of highlights” and halfway through he’s playing picross lol
@Synard66
@Synard66 Год назад
Literally
@SevenHunnid
@SevenHunnid Год назад
Bro I work 12 hour shifts everyday for the rich man .. now i also make money by eating food & getting high on my RU-vid channel 💯😂
@Mr_Spaghetti
@Mr_Spaghetti Год назад
@@SevenHunnid .
@JohnJohn-nk2mu
@JohnJohn-nk2mu Год назад
dude i love squisherz
@rusucosmin4951
@rusucosmin4951 Год назад
@Finally 🅥ban
@largetoast5063
@largetoast5063 Год назад
Idk why so many people try to charge him with a battle axe, he'll dodge it every time.
@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment
@TheGreyTurtleEntertainment Год назад
Because he sparks and catches fire if he's charged with a regut power adapter.
@atv_
@atv_ Год назад
I think the funnier thing about the toad stuff was implying that the two jobs he'd have to work in order to support all of his kids is both being a golf commentator and then immediately playing the same game he's commentating.
@AlexTenThousand
@AlexTenThousand Год назад
Jerma's spiral of accidental Toad racism was so funny.
@WorthyTrike
@WorthyTrike Год назад
accidental?
@annanoelle5204
@annanoelle5204 Год назад
I was in tears 😆
@rando5708
@rando5708 Год назад
replace toad with jerome and a million with six and it becomes the most vile hate speech that has ever been put on the internet
@lammyishere1440
@lammyishere1440 5 месяцев назад
@@rando5708based
@StripezTheBeast
@StripezTheBeast Год назад
I think you guys underestimate how long jerma was hyperventilating during Big Brain Academy. This man was doing math with his LIFE on the line and was *Failing*
@nunya8701
@nunya8701 Год назад
Hello stripez
@Skeletonizer1200
@Skeletonizer1200 Год назад
And we never got to see the brain type in this video because the editor decided to cut it. Literally no brains on that guy.
@Hachiae
@Hachiae Год назад
still cant believe he was a substitute teacher
@cats1970
@cats1970 Год назад
Man with an entire food pyramid tier for mayonnaise avoids pistachios over Health Concerns
@grantdotjpg
@grantdotjpg Год назад
What the fuck
@BierBart12
@BierBart12 6 месяцев назад
At least he enjoys the best ice cream, pistachio First sane take
@OdaSwifteye
@OdaSwifteye Год назад
The birth of the "I can dodge a battleaxes" lie that he keeps telling us like he's still the fit and strong gym rat he was 15 years ago.
@MrSomeDonkus
@MrSomeDonkus Год назад
If holly doesnt come at Jerma with a foam nerf axe when he least expects it at some point to see how well he can dodge it i will be very disappointed.
@chinobambino5252
@chinobambino5252 Год назад
Someone make a petition and link it to chat. Let’s make this happen
@wipelo1465
@wipelo1465 Год назад
it needs to be a real axe. so the adrenaline kicks in and he can dodge it
@BiggieStink
@BiggieStink Год назад
the assertion that jerma could dodge an axe if you swung it at him is literally the only thing stopping him from going into a meltdown at any given moment
@ponponpatapon9670
@ponponpatapon9670 Год назад
he's not been the same since he got addicted to hard, unrefined copium
@potatoboy6094
@potatoboy6094 Год назад
He might not be able to do many things. but you bet your ASS he can dodge an AXE!
@jacobsims1175
@jacobsims1175 Год назад
update: he wants to do an axe-dodging stream
@vixions295
@vixions295 Год назад
jerma does the toad voice at 4:57 and stops (hopefully forever) at 5:24
@troyhadge8300
@troyhadge8300 Год назад
I was hoping he'd never stop 😔
@DriOXZ
@DriOXZ Год назад
You mean elmo?
@snalgae
@snalgae Год назад
I thought it was a Mickey mouse
@PastoriosMuppetus
@PastoriosMuppetus Год назад
The way he says "you see" sends me over the moon every time I hear it. Toad Voice for best voice of 2022
@archiveacc3248
@archiveacc3248 5 месяцев назад
​@@PastoriosMuppetusit's basically the shpee voice so really its best voice of 2014
@AdamKlownzinger
@AdamKlownzinger Год назад
Once again I love this 45 minute and 48 second video filled EXCLUSIVELY with Mario Golf content and nothing else
@cats1970
@cats1970 Год назад
Still kinda miffed he didn’t follow up with Mario Pixel it’s Picross but Mario
@TheWrathAbove
@TheWrathAbove Год назад
@@cats1970 I imagine you mean "Mario Piccross"? While fantastic, it's not very Mario at all. There's only a handful of puzzles that are actually of mario stuff.
@cats1970
@cats1970 Год назад
@@TheWrathAbove Woah it’s called differently in my country I guess! Sure the Mario parts are a minority but the little animations truly make it up for me :)
@HappyLarry.
@HappyLarry. Год назад
The man that can't take off a jumper too quickly and hurts himself laughing is going to dodge an axe
@SirMatthew
@SirMatthew Год назад
Very glad he plans on signing the Controller Standardization Act
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley Год назад
Project founded by Microsoft™ Assistive Technologies and Augmented Realities Research Department®️
@Xzeihoranth
@Xzeihoranth Год назад
His Toad voice was spine-chilling.
@cats1970
@cats1970 Год назад
Jerma’s so fast his brain got left behind
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley Год назад
Apt description of adhd
@FelineBlue
@FelineBlue Год назад
@@JacobKinsley that entire part of the video was so fucking funny as someone who also has ADHD. could literally see how his brain was misfiring because I do that shit too
@pablopereyra7126
@pablopereyra7126 Год назад
He really is scout tf2
@vizzy61
@vizzy61 Год назад
he's just like me fr
@TsharpInfinity
@TsharpInfinity Год назад
That Toad impression is downright Lovecraftian
@hiruharii
@hiruharii Год назад
help
@NyctoPhobia197
@NyctoPhobia197 Год назад
Its straight up machiavellian
@aguspuig6615
@aguspuig6615 Год назад
Jerma being completely convinced that mushrooms lay eggs is certainly one of the things that have happened
@pineconesnowstorm
@pineconesnowstorm Год назад
you could make a case that spores are kinda like eggs. youd be wrong but still.
@real4426
@real4426 Год назад
oh this is just GREAT... ANOTHER Jerma stream to sit through. My day is ruined.
@bunniklinoevil
@bunniklinoevil Год назад
i personally think jerma's next big stream should consist of him trying to file his taxes and pay rent but every 5 minutes someone comes into the room to annoy him
@afk8623
@afk8623 Год назад
5:40 jerma talking how mario characters have a really weird way of comunication, makes me think that jerma could be an actual mario character disguising as a "normal human being".
@preheatx
@preheatx Год назад
Jerma bragging about his girlfriend plugging in a cable with minimal wiggle room is quite humorous yet charming
@doifhg
@doifhg Год назад
I love how his first example of practical knowledge is someone surprise attacks you with a battle axe
@PETHRIS
@PETHRIS Год назад
18:35 "Come on! They have one female servicing a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs." "Oh my God, you're crazy! They're so obviously mammals!" "Please! She'd be in estrus 24/7 if she didn't lay eggs." "Toads don't lay eggs! I won't tell you this again! Toadsworth has a f***ing beard! They're mammals!"
@chrisgarrett6305
@chrisgarrett6305 Год назад
Toad is a mammal that lays eggs which means that they are canonically a platypus
@redbuck1385
@redbuck1385 9 месяцев назад
Jerma hasn't been the same since he lost 24 in that car accident.
@AdamKlownzinger
@AdamKlownzinger Год назад
I skipped to a random point in the video, and this guy transitions immediately from trying to attack Toad because he’s the most vulnerable person out on the course, to getting a full golf swing right to the balls and complaining about improper golf etiquette. Who is this guy. Who the fuck am I WATCHING
@hotshotsgolfopentee2enjoyer
2022 and he's still malding over the mario tennis stream from 2018, hope he has a legendary meltdown in this game too
@professionalbusinessman2903
Strength build golfer is an unbelievably good title
@CyphersBasement
@CyphersBasement Год назад
1:37 "Don't I beat the shit out of these people on a daily basis? Why are they, like, fans of mine?" Jerma has never seen Dragonball Z.
@StarscreamsGirl
@StarscreamsGirl Год назад
big group of Goombas crowded around the TV in Hell watching Mario’s adventures
@kayeskibbler647
@kayeskibbler647 4 месяца назад
this comment is a sleeper hit
@smithsmithony5401
@smithsmithony5401 Год назад
Wait he's 37??? In a few years he'll be streaming nothing but puzzle games and sports simulators
@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS Год назад
What's that new Wii Xstation?
@nessesaryschoolthing
@nessesaryschoolthing Год назад
Don't forget game show games like Wheel of Fortune and Family Fued. It already happened to Game Grumps
@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS Год назад
@@nessesaryschoolthing didn't they have weird Al on one of those?
@nessesaryschoolthing
@nessesaryschoolthing Год назад
@@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS They did
@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS Год назад
@@nessesaryschoolthing fun
@ItalianDynamite
@ItalianDynamite Год назад
wait until jerma finds out fungi are closer related to animals than they are to plants
@StarscreamsGirl
@StarscreamsGirl Год назад
do NOT teach him this it will BREAK him
@kaizerdeath12
@kaizerdeath12 Год назад
"I'm a visual savant. Except for that one, and that one, and that other visual test too..."
@ReachEvilCity
@ReachEvilCity Год назад
Jerma’s toad smoked for 60 years straight
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley Год назад
Julie kaffner moment
@ceast5273
@ceast5273 Год назад
Seeing Birdo next to a Mii makes this game have an air of the fetishistic that I am not prepared for...
@higgsbonbon
@higgsbonbon Год назад
really? it wasn't the "call me mommy" part?
@18754KRS
@18754KRS Год назад
i do not under stand
@phoebelovesYOU
@phoebelovesYOU Год назад
let me tell you pal, im soon to bust. and thats the truth, its just the truth.
@18754KRS
@18754KRS Год назад
@@phoebelovesYOU ?????
@LucasCarvalho-hn4dx
@LucasCarvalho-hn4dx Год назад
I remember not being able to understand what the hell Jerma was on during some of his Big Brain Academy excuses and rants. I haven't slept for 36 hours and now it literally makes perfect sense. I've gone from "looga this idiot not understand how bugs work" to "yeah what the FUCK they're not cold blooded they barely have any blood yeah right on jerma you'd think of a lizard". I just had to lower myself to his level
@DriOXZ
@DriOXZ Год назад
Despite being a devout catholic, I usually just smoke a cocktail of meth, crack and freebase dmt to get on Jerma's level. But maybe I'll try sleep deprivation next stream. Thanks for aligning me with my faith without sacrificing my interests
@lowcostfish
@lowcostfish Год назад
@@DriOXZ look at how this evil jerma has tempted you to sin so. i pray for you and thank the lord you have seen a way out.
@CampGuardian
@CampGuardian Год назад
Everytime he pauses like that in any dialog game I already know I'm gonna hear the worst voice
@thegoa7lordinfochammel_lov540
I went to sleep with jerma clips in the background, I have not felt so bad in a long time
@red_seraphim
@red_seraphim Год назад
I thought she was gonna surprise him with an axe but she was nice and plugged the dumb man's headphones in
@PropaneWP
@PropaneWP Год назад
For some reason the words "Pink Yoshi fucked up big time" is hilarious to me.
@chisecrecy4974
@chisecrecy4974 Год назад
"I'm NOT GOING TO PLAY PICROSS" I swear at this point I may as well just skip a minute ahead to the picross section since the golf section's over apparently
@Cronama
@Cronama Год назад
"R1 R1 R1 R1" His first interaction with this world was terrible and violent.
@vaguely_boring
@vaguely_boring Год назад
Jerma may be able to dodge an ax with perfect frame precision, but how well can he swing an ax?
@JacobKinsley
@JacobKinsley Год назад
Only with two hands
@Grasses0n
@Grasses0n Год назад
is there a compilation of all the times Jerma has mentioned being able to dodge a battle axe?
@potatoboy6094
@potatoboy6094 Год назад
There should be, i’d watch the shit out of that
@Grasses0n
@Grasses0n Год назад
@Marsh Thanks!
@mr.boxhead4075
@mr.boxhead4075 Год назад
Boomer streamer enjoys elderly citizens' favorite pastime.
@brownie_64
@brownie_64 Год назад
I wonder if this guy could dodge an axe
@modernrook
@modernrook Год назад
36:25 Jerma confirms that he IS in fact the scout from team fortress
@Leetgrain
@Leetgrain Год назад
Jerma the egg-layer doesn't realise there's any other way of reproduction
@tonysopranio
@tonysopranio 4 месяца назад
"The navel orangeworm feeds on a variety of fruits and nuts and is the most damaging caterpillar in pistachio. Almonds, figs, pomegranates, and walnuts are also major hosts. The pistachio nut is susceptible to infestation as soon as hull split occurs." Worms are in pistachios
@tapoutt_
@tapoutt_ Год назад
the segment where jerma is unabashedly racist towards toads fucking slays me lol
@thewheatness
@thewheatness Год назад
"not raycis jus dont loike em, simple as"- jerma
@Masiyooo
@Masiyooo Год назад
Imagine watching this video and not knowing Jerma is responding to chat
@MrJoosebawkz
@MrJoosebawkz Год назад
My theory is that Mushroom Kingdom is like a Westworld style theme park a million years in the future when science has advanced so much that the world is indistinguishable from VR. You can change ur body out like “skins” etc and the entire of Mushroom Kingdom is set up for the guest (Mario) to play a game for entertainment. My dad works at Nintendo and he confirmed this for me.
@ghosthuntermike2592
@ghosthuntermike2592 Год назад
Is your Brain capable of dodging a Battle Axe in point-blank range?
@wef6146
@wef6146 Год назад
I like how some sprinting at him with a battle ax has happened to him so much that it's now a "practical occurrence"
@BierBart12
@BierBart12 6 месяцев назад
I had no idea Mario Golf was like this. This looks way more fun than Wii Sports golf
@JamesTheCelestial
@JamesTheCelestial Год назад
Hey, Toad, did you lay this egg?
@dyerk
@dyerk Год назад
As always, thank you so much for this!
@HappyLarry.
@HappyLarry. Год назад
"golf camp" sounds like the most bougie shit
@theylivewesleep.5139
@theylivewesleep.5139 Год назад
Shooter mcgavin’s response is a very Jerma response. Although Jerma would proceed to talk at length about how he doesn’t even know what shit tastes like.
@ImSquiggs
@ImSquiggs Год назад
4:08 - Jeremy almost escaped the simulation
@DarkMartio
@DarkMartio Год назад
Him confusing Big Brain Academy with Brain Age has to have been a bit. I refuse to believe otherwise
@wer0t
@wer0t Год назад
Wow I can’t believe this golf game has! Really revolutionary when they decide to put new stuff in like. Good job!
@grovetender4713
@grovetender4713 5 месяцев назад
The phrase “Strength Build Golfer” is absurdly funny to me and I have no idea why
@penguindomino9461
@penguindomino9461 Год назад
Jerma releases a golf video on my birthday? This truly is the best birthday present.
@InfantShredder69
@InfantShredder69 Год назад
he released it so nobody would come to you're birthday since they'd be too busy watching this
@Lucas-dy5mt
@Lucas-dy5mt Год назад
i really loved the part when he got an actual axe irl and murdered that family of 4 in front of chat, it was really cool
@dummyaccount8378
@dummyaccount8378 Год назад
41:04 Jerma summoning his inner New York Taxi Driver
@kimgkomg
@kimgkomg Год назад
I believe that Jerma would dodge the axe because there's that clip of him snapping a bug out of the air with his fingers while he was drunk
@OGSumo
@OGSumo Год назад
“You don’t understand. Toad *fucks* .“ Best chat message ever read.
@higgsbonbon
@higgsbonbon Год назад
Making Jerma play Big Brain is just a humiliation ritual
@FioreFire
@FioreFire Год назад
definitely right up there in my list of top ten streamers who could definitely dodge an axe
@Casbury_
@Casbury_ Год назад
his toad voice sends shivers down my spine
@eetuv6075
@eetuv6075 Год назад
27:54 I thought he was talking about the pixel art and I fucking lost it
@ozonefoofighters
@ozonefoofighters Год назад
Another day, another jerma video of a stream where no eldritch horror where unleashed. Yep.
@gemner2304
@gemner2304 Год назад
Golf
@-cyndaquil
@-cyndaquil 5 месяцев назад
i will never feel prepared for the toad voice
@pabloabellacalle
@pabloabellacalle Год назад
I fell asleep wathing this video and had a terrible day the next day, thank you Jerma
@bob25891
@bob25891 Год назад
"Would you like to see the perfect controller?" as he proceeds to get mad at the controller
@Tir33nts343
@Tir33nts343 Год назад
Jerma should get lessons over the winter and come back with the first stream of the year being a 9 hole stream
@HogSlopp
@HogSlopp Год назад
his toad impression was unnerving
@Stapler42
@Stapler42 7 месяцев назад
i think my favourite part of the stream was him talking about how amazing the switch controller is and then ranting for the rest of the stream about how it wasn't working properly
@maglev_
@maglev_ Год назад
jerma being bad at brain age and defaulting to his physical battle capabilities is so funny
@Stormung
@Stormung Год назад
the hot mic joke has me dying 😂😂
@cupriferouscatalyst3708
@cupriferouscatalyst3708 Год назад
Today was the first time I ever heard of "golf camp", I didn't realize Jerma was upper class.
@bigpoopies789
@bigpoopies789 Год назад
17:27 "you don't understand, toad fucks"
@LackOfCreativiT
@LackOfCreativiT Год назад
The big brain academy segment made me feel seen.
@grape21231
@grape21231 Год назад
Jerma teaching chat how to play picross is one of my favourite tropes
@gurb8943
@gurb8943 Год назад
The best title on this channel
@kooolainebulger8117
@kooolainebulger8117 Год назад
it was too big to be considered a driver, too heavy, too rough, it would have been more accurate to call it a mace
@radbones3172
@radbones3172 Год назад
Very nice. Let’s see Paul Allen dodge an axe
@busterampleforth9806
@busterampleforth9806 Год назад
Another Chargin’ Chuck W.
@marlowelackluster3241
@marlowelackluster3241 Год назад
watching Jerma try and complete brain age puzzles is like watching those commercials for shitty mobile games. they make you want to buy them because you know you could do better
@eve4918
@eve4918 Год назад
this is my favorite episode of birdie wing
@jadewukong
@jadewukong Год назад
why do we need toad mating lore?
@rhettshanley8712
@rhettshanley8712 4 месяца назад
Road zerks off in the Forest
@oliverbutton1701
@oliverbutton1701 Год назад
if this man escapes literally BILLIONS will die
@jasper8043
@jasper8043 Год назад
I'm getting golf ads during this video lmao very appropriate
@nikewilly8404
@nikewilly8404 Год назад
Jerma is a HIMBO
@SwoleTingle
@SwoleTingle Год назад
“Its the perfect controller” complains about said controller the entire rest of the video 💀
@swaaws
@swaaws Год назад
I really want to approach jerma with a battle axe now
@johnsmithers284
@johnsmithers284 Год назад
5:02 the bird from don't hug me I'm scared
@yeehawtaw2134
@yeehawtaw2134 Год назад
20:45 I declare this . . . good enough!
@imnotnuggets
@imnotnuggets Год назад
4:52 RARE OTTO MOMENT :D
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