@@THEGruesomeGabby Probably because the Skippers in Land are doing that job while dreaming of making it big as an actor, so they put more oomph into the role hoping someone notices.
Plus they totally always do the thing where your tour guide says "everybody say hi to ____" to an off duty tour guide who happens to be going by! I grew up in FL and even at Disney World this was always a thing that happens for some reason
Funny story about HornBubs: They actually wanted to make H*R plushies and got a Bubs one made, but the company they outsourced the plush creation to misinterpreted Bubs's one big eye as a horn so he has 2 small eyes and a horn in the middle.
You know, whenever I make a theme park in Roller Coaster Tycoon, I always make it a point to make a Homestar Runner-themed area called Free Ridesplace USA. Usually, it consists of a recreation of Strong Badia, Bubs' Concession Stand, an inverted roller coaster loosely based on the Bowels of Trogdor, and an actual river ride based on Riverquest Safariventure.
In my experience, bulky mascot costumes don't chafe so much as slowly kill you via heat and/or suffocation. Well, that and a lack of vision and balance. Always suit with a handler, folks!
No chafe? Rookie. You need to pack some extra fat on those thighs if you want to work up a good old fashioned coach Z style chafe. And I can tell you you most certainly do not want that
Strong Bad: "And first up on our tour, if you look to your right. Experience the fury of...a big rock that's going to fall on uuuusssss." Homestar: "uuuuuuuuhhhhhh...."
@@jessicafrost7579 do you think Coach Z's gonna pay him? No, the only income Homestar has is from his sponsorship deals with Fluffy Puff Marshmallows and Melonade, and we already know Fluffy Puff is paying him in jello.
I'm glad they show the entirety of the Riverquest Safariventure. I bet some people thought the sbemail was over and missed out on possibly the funniest part of it.
When I went to Disneyland last year the tour guide for the ride was actually pretty funny, and it was sad because he kept saying "Yeah, this is bad..." ;-;.
i know. I KNOW. I KNOW. me and my sister got someone EXACTLY LIKE THIS the first time we went to didney worl. it was the most perplexing thing our young minds had ever encountered. a year later we watched this and laughed ourselves sick.
I'm a tour guide on the jungle cruise ride Skipper Dan is the name and I'm doing thirty-four shows every day and every time it's the same Look at those hippos, they're wiggling their ears just like they've done for the last fifty years Now I'm laughing at my own jokes but I'm crying inside 'cause I'm working on the jungle cruise ride
Review: When I was on the Bowels of Trogdor, I somehow managed to both throw up *AND* catch fire at the same time. I had to get off of it due to being on it for too long, but I *LOVED* it. It was an experience I'll never end up having forget-have about. The Riverquest Safariventure on the other hand, was rather frightening. The bear holding a shark was just too much for my brain to comprehend. Overall, I rate it a pretty cool out of 10.
"You're gonna have to share a bathroom With some kid from Alabama who kind of sucks The financial aid office is closed on Tuesdays And steer clear of the beef stroganoff at the dining hall! C! G! N! U!..."
You know, the King of Town riding the Bowels of Trogdor makes me think that, and this is accurate, The KOT just rides so he can puke up that carnival food, so's he can eat it again. Like Shrek said, "Better out than in, I always say."
how are there 16 people that dislike this? I always wonder who those people are? what they look like? who abused and tortured them that much as a child that they would dislike a Homestarrunner video starring Strong Bad?
